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OfflineCrystal G
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Re: I might have gotten a girl pregnant... [Re: ManianFH]
    #23778944 - 10/28/16 12:24 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

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mick said:
pretty sure i was conceived after my father had a vascectomy. and my daughter was conceived after my first round of chemotherapy.

my familys sperm is quite defiant :lol:




Damn. You sure you're really your dad's kid?

Apparently I was reading an article that estimates something like 10% of children are being raised by fathers who think they are the biological father, but are not.


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Re: I might have gotten a girl pregnant... [Re: ManianFH]
    #23778946 - 10/28/16 12:24 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

It just made me chuckle "I wasnt fully aware of the likelihood of her becoming pregnant."


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Re: I might have gotten a girl pregnant... [Re: Crystal G]
    #23779155 - 10/28/16 04:04 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

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Crystal G said:
Apparently I was reading an article that estimates something like 10% of children are being raised by fathers who think they are the biological father, but are not.




That's fucked.


@OP: as far as I know most precum doesn't actually contain a significant amount of semen if any, wouldn't worry about it.
If anyone has statistically relevant medical literature to contradict this point, I would be interested in seeing it.


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Re: I might have gotten a girl pregnant... [Re: Crystal G]
    #23779186 - 10/28/16 04:34 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

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Crystal G said:
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mick said:
pretty sure i was conceived after my father had a vascectomy. and my daughter was conceived after my first round of chemotherapy.

my familys sperm is quite defiant :lol:




Damn. You sure you're really your dad's kid?

Apparently I was reading an article that estimates something like 10% of children are being raised by fathers who think they are the biological father, but are not.





so you read an article that was titled "women are lying whores"


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Re: I might have gotten a girl pregnant... [Re: Repertoire89]
    #23779191 - 10/28/16 04:38 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

I dont have, but the term of significance is misleading here, as one sperm theoretically suffices.
So it all boils down to likelihood.
While precum does not contain much sperm, it happens that a single shot is fired in the heat of the battle, without a real climax.
That happens more frequently to me when the sex is really good and when drugs are involved.


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Re: I might have gotten a girl pregnant... [Re: Murzelpfrumpft]
    #23779195 - 10/28/16 04:42 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

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Murzelpfrumpft said:
I dont have, but the term of significance is misleading here, as one sperm theoretically suffices.
So it all boils down to likelihood.
While precum does not contain much sperm, it happens that a single shot is fired in the heat of the battle, without a real climax.
That happens more frequently to me when the sex is really good and when drugs are involved.




If there happens to be sperm, 1 isn't going to be enough.
There's a reason people with low sperm counts have trouble having kids


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Re: I might have gotten a girl pregnant... [Re: Repertoire89]
    #23779201 - 10/28/16 04:45 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Repertoire89 said:
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Murzelpfrumpft said:
I dont have, but the term of significance is misleading here, as one sperm theoretically suffices.
So it all boils down to likelihood.
While precum does not contain much sperm, it happens that a single shot is fired in the heat of the battle, without a real climax.
That happens more frequently to me when the sex is really good and when drugs are involved.




If there happens to be sperm, 1 isn't going to be enough.
There's a reason people with low sperm counts have trouble having kids





all it takes is one and people with low sperm counts do have kids


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Re: I might have gotten a girl pregnant... [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #23779209 - 10/28/16 04:50 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

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Prisoner#1 said:

all it takes is one and people with low sperm counts do have kids




Quote:

In a typical ejaculate (about a teaspoon), 250 million sperm are released. But of those 250 million, only hundreds make it as far as the fallopian tubes.




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Re: I might have gotten a girl pregnant... [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #23779210 - 10/28/16 04:50 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

All it takes is one little swimmer to make it to the egg, and there will be a bun in the oven. Very possible from precum. There's also swimmers chilling in the tubes that didn't make it out during the last nut bust. That's why you're told to blow a few loads outside of a vagina after a vasectomy before raw dogging it.


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Re: I might have gotten a girl pregnant... [Re: Repertoire89]
    #23779220 - 10/28/16 05:00 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

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Repertoire89 said:
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Prisoner#1 said:

all it takes is one and people with low sperm counts do have kids




Quote:

In a typical ejaculate (about a teaspoon), 250 million sperm are released. But of those 250 million, only hundreds make it as far as the fallopian tubes.








how many sperm does it take to fertilize an egg?

do you believe there are little snipers or monsters or maybe wolves living in a
vagina that are picking off the 250 million sperm as they swim by?


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Re: I might have gotten a girl pregnant... [Re: Dark_Star]
    #23779221 - 10/28/16 05:01 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

This all sounds pretty greasy.


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Re: I might have gotten a girl pregnant... [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #23779223 - 10/28/16 05:03 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

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Prisoner#1 said:
Quote:

Repertoire89 said:
Quote:

Prisoner#1 said:

all it takes is one and people with low sperm counts do have kids




Quote:

In a typical ejaculate (about a teaspoon), 250 million sperm are released. But of those 250 million, only hundreds make it as far as the fallopian tubes.








how many sperm does it take to fertilize an egg?

do you believe there are little snipers or monsters or maybe wolves living in a
vagina that are picking off the 250 million sperm as they swim by?




:lol:  ironic
You're talking about 1 sperm surviving what it takes millions of sperm working in tandem to survive

Do you believe in Commando sperm?


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Re: I might have gotten a girl pregnant... [Re: Repertoire89]
    #23779228 - 10/28/16 05:06 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

OP's girl is proof of commando sperm.


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Re: I might have gotten a girl pregnant... [Re: Dark_Star]
    #23779233 - 10/28/16 05:11 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Poor OP

I hear some people actually do have high concentrations of sperm in their precum

Its important to taste test, if its really salty it has a lot of sperm in it, OP should get on that


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Re: I might have gotten a girl pregnant... [Re: Repertoire89]
    #23779237 - 10/28/16 05:13 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

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Repertoire89 said:
Quote:

Prisoner#1 said:
Quote:

Repertoire89 said:
Quote:

Prisoner#1 said:

all it takes is one and people with low sperm counts do have kids




Quote:

In a typical ejaculate (about a teaspoon), 250 million sperm are released. But of those 250 million, only hundreds make it as far as the fallopian tubes.








how many sperm does it take to fertilize an egg?

do you believe there are little snipers or monsters or maybe wolves living in a
vagina that are picking off the 250 million sperm as they swim by?




:lol:  ironic
You're talking about 1 sperm surviving what it takes millions of sperm working in tandem to survive

Do you believe in Commando sperm?





are you telling me that a single cell with no brain is capable of cooperative
work, maybe half a million of them could pull back a diaphragm, mayeb around 30
millions could pull out an IUD so that one sperm can get in there and penetrate
that egg

maybe it's like salmon, they all just swim in one direction until they make it to
a destination. there's no cooperation, just survival of the ones not eaten by the
vagina bears


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Re: I might have gotten a girl pregnant... [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #23779244 - 10/28/16 05:16 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

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Prisoner#1 said:

are you telling me that a single cell with no brain is capable of cooperative
work, maybe half a million of them could pull back a diaphragm, mayeb around 30
millions could pull out an IUD so that one sperm can get in there and penetrate
that egg

maybe it's like salmon, they all just swim in one direction until they make it to
a destination. there's no cooperation, just survival of the ones not eaten by the
vagina bears




You sound like a creationist or flat Earther right now


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Re: I might have gotten a girl pregnant... [Re: Repertoire89]
    #23779248 - 10/28/16 05:18 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Repertoire89 said:
Quote:

Prisoner#1 said:

are you telling me that a single cell with no brain is capable of cooperative
work, maybe half a million of them could pull back a diaphragm, mayeb around 30
millions could pull out an IUD so that one sperm can get in there and penetrate
that egg

maybe it's like salmon, they all just swim in one direction until they make it to
a destination. there's no cooperation, just survival of the ones not eaten by the
vagina bears




You sound like a creationist or flat Earther right now





tell us, how man sperm does it take to fertilize an egg?

tell us how these sperm work together to fertilize the egg?


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Re: I might have gotten a girl pregnant... [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #23779250 - 10/28/16 05:21 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

I'd consult medical literature on that, considering I'm not a fertility specialist or involved in the medical field at all

I'm sure it has nothing to do with bears, wolves or commandos however


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Re: I might have gotten a girl pregnant... [Re: Repertoire89]
    #23779260 - 10/28/16 05:35 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

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Repertoire89 said:
I'd consult medical literature on that, considering I'm not a fertility specialist or involved in the medical field at all

I'm sure it has nothing to do with bears, wolves or commandos however





so you dont know the number of sperm required to fertilize an egg, you dont know how
these sperms use team work to achieve a collective goal for a single sperm but you
attest that I'm the one that sounds like a flat earther

here's a few facts. sperm do not work 'in tandem', weaker sperm die off, the few
hundred active sperm tend to survive in the harsh environment of a vagina. they dont
work together to overcome obstacles, they dont build bridges, they dont do anything
but mindlessly swim.

it takes only one sperm to fertilize an egg, hundreds will make it, nearly all of
the others will die long before reaching that egg so when sonmeone has a low sperm
count, it's referring to active, live sperm, not the number of actual sperm cells,
all it takes is one of those to get to the egg which is why even those with low
sperm counts can also father kids


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Re: I might have gotten a girl pregnant... [Re: Prisoner#1] * 1
    #23779262 - 10/28/16 05:40 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

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Prisoner#1 said:

here's a few facts. sperm do not work 'in tandem', weaker sperm die off




Stopped reading here, you don't know what you're talking about.


I would be interested in seeing some statistically relevant medical literature which contradicts or supports the other medical literature I've studied as an amateur.


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