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Re: Biggest piece of shit quotes you've ever seen on the Shroomery? [Re: Dark_Star]
    #23776282 - 10/27/16 10:50 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Oh my emotion of contempt for Burke Dennings is extremely stable.

Say whatever you want about me, but bringing my wife into it is crossing a line and making light of the idea of her being murdered and saying you would take enjoyment out of any part of that situation makes you filth.

Someday Burke might learn what happens when you say shit like that in the presence of a man instead of from behind the safety of a keyboard.


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Re: Biggest piece of shit quotes you've ever seen on the Shroomery? [Re: Moonshoe] * 7
    #23776287 - 10/27/16 10:52 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Jesus fucking christs dude.  You just snap full psycho like that all the time?

How long she's actually been dead for.

We are here for you.


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Re: Biggest piece of shit quotes you've ever seen on the Shroomery? [Re: Moonshoe] * 4
    #23776290 - 10/27/16 10:53 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

:lol: come say that to his face at the gathering brah.


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Re: Biggest piece of shit quotes you've ever seen on the Shroomery? [Re: JonneyBoy]
    #23776292 - 10/27/16 10:55 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

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Ever since I was a kid, I have often had weird thoughts that put me in a dizzy but euphoric state of mind.

For instance, I used to imagine I had this little piece of cartilage in my forearm. Obviously I didn't because that's impossible. And sometimes I would think about a doctor performing surgery and taking that little piece of cartilage out. And just thinking about this made me feel so good and euphoric in a weird way. I just wanted to play with the piece of cartilage all day once it was taken out.

Now these thoughts are related to the physical brain organ. Thinking about the physical brain, all soft and squishy, with all these billions of tiny nerves makes me feel euphorically dizzy. Before bed, I close my eyes and pretend I am at a psychiatrist's office. He shows me someone who had depression and got a lobotomy (ie his brain was drilled to cure his depression)

The patient tells me "I used to be depressed because all the little millions of nerves in my soft squishy brain were wrongly connected." I reply to him "oh really, those sensitive neural nerves were badly connected and that made you feel depressed?" He replies "yes Alex these very sensitive neural nerves were connected in a faulty way, the nerve signals that these sensitive neural nerves were sending were wrong. This part of my squishy soft brain had wrong nerves." Then I reply "oh that part of your squishy soft nerve filled brain was badly connected, so the psychiatrist drilled it to get rid of the badly connected neural connections?" He replies "oh yes Alex he drilled the part of my squishy soft brain that was badly connected. He severed the connection between millions of neural brain nerves and now I don't have depression."

and it goes on like this for a while. This is just one example. The more i think about it, the more relaxed I feel. Sometimes I start drooling.

Can anyone relate? I can't understand why it makes me feel good it just does







Holy fuck someone needs to find this dude and make sure his freezer and crawlspaces are clean, for real :eek:




Im confused, what does freezers and crawl spaces have to do with Alex's weird brain-organ fantasy?


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Re: Biggest piece of shit quotes you've ever seen on the Shroomery? [Re: vandago]
    #23776294 - 10/27/16 10:56 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

I want to make one thing clear.  I have been on the shroomery since I was 14. I am 29. In all that time only one person has ever crossed the line with me to the point that I consider them a truly bad person at their core and only one poster has lost the right to hospitality and safe passage in my territory. That person is Burke.


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Re: Biggest piece of shit quotes you've ever seen on the Shroomery? [Re: Moonshoe] * 1
    #23776299 - 10/27/16 10:58 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Im surprized Burke would cross that line.

He seems like a pretty cool guy, maybe a bit strong in his opinions but a good guy overall.

Sorry about your wife man, thats awful. I never knew :sad:


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Re: Biggest piece of shit quotes you've ever seen on the Shroomery? [Re: Moonshoe] * 3
    #23776300 - 10/27/16 10:59 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Oh he crossed the line huh?

Dead he snort it up as he crossed it and spit it in her face for you, cause it sounds like you've been protecting this situation for a long time, and maybe you drew the line at someone like burke finding out your wife is gone and you need stopped.

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Re: Biggest piece of shit quotes you've ever seen on the Shroomery? [Re: Moonshoe] * 4
    #23776305 - 10/27/16 11:00 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

I'll be sure to watch my back in the mean streets of Manitoba.


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Re: Biggest piece of shit quotes you've ever seen on the Shroomery? [Re: Burke Dennings]
    #23776311 - 10/27/16 11:02 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Pics or you're not watching it.


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Re: Biggest piece of shit quotes you've ever seen on the Shroomery? [Re: vandago]
    #23776314 - 10/27/16 11:04 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

My wife is alive and well. We are happy and in love and celebrating our tenth year together. I have never laid a hand on her in anger and she tells me all the time that I am the sweetest, gentlest, most loving husband in the world and how safe she feels with me protecting her.

Burke saying she will inevitably be murdered because I had a non violent drug induced mental health episode years ago is offensive to everyone with mental illness and their families, and shows what an ugly, rotten soul Burke really has.


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Re: Biggest piece of shit quotes you've ever seen on the Shroomery? [Re: vandago]
    #23776315 - 10/27/16 11:04 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Got my phone's front camera on ALWAYS when I'm north of the border.


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Re: Biggest piece of shit quotes you've ever seen on the Shroomery? [Re: Burke Dennings]
    #23776318 - 10/27/16 11:05 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Dam, shit getting real in the pub today.  :eek:


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Re: Biggest piece of shit quotes you've ever seen on the Shroomery? [Re: Moonshoe] * 2
    #23776319 - 10/27/16 11:05 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

This is pretty entertaining, but Moon you really should reread that thread as Burke did clarify that he did not actually mean that...do you really honestly think Burke is a bad guy? If you've been around here since you were 14 you should know that to be untrue.


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Re: Biggest piece of shit quotes you've ever seen on the Shroomery? [Re: sh4d0ws]
    #23776322 - 10/27/16 11:07 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

I know exactly what that thread said, and I know that Burke is not just a bad guy, but a genuine scumbag.

I can't say that about anyone else either.


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Re: Biggest piece of shit quotes you've ever seen on the Shroomery? [Re: Moonshoe] * 2
    #23776327 - 10/27/16 11:08 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Wait you joined when you were 14? Reported. retroactive :banhamster:


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Re: Biggest piece of shit quotes you've ever seen on the Shroomery? [Re: Dark_Star]
    #23776344 - 10/27/16 11:14 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

I am incredibly surprised that one of my quotes hasn't made it to this thread yet. I have said some horrendous shit throughout the years. Especially when I was on the quest of finding the anti-depressor that would fit my needs lol.

I'm not gonna incriminate myself though lol.


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Re: Biggest piece of shit quotes you've ever seen on the Shroomery? [Re: Moonshoe] * 5
    #23776371 - 10/27/16 11:20 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

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I know exactly what that thread said, and I know that Burke is not just a bad guy, but a genuine scumbag.

I can't say that about anyone else either.



You have never met a genuine scumbag in your life.  Right now you can't tell a genuine scumbag from a person who made you butthurt.  Go do some yoga.

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Re: Biggest piece of shit quotes you've ever seen on the Shroomery? [Re: ONE OZ SLUG]
    #23776431 - 10/27/16 11:38 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

This entire thread is fucking toxic, but, like an itchy scab, I want to pick at it.

There's a lot of dross on the shroomery, people love to make assumptions. I'm here for entertainment not irritation so I'm quite liberal with the ignore button so I don't have to see things that annoy me.

I don't feel like badmouthing people. When I do, I criticise them directly, because I want them to know where they fucked me off, and do so publically, so if they don't show any remorse others will see. At least, that's how it used to be, but I realise no one really gives a fuck, so I let people dig their own holes and enjoy the show.


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Re: Biggest piece of shit quotes you've ever seen on the Shroomery? [Re: ONE OZ SLUG] * 10
    #23776434 - 10/27/16 11:39 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

The year is 2028.  A bedraggled Burke Dennings scampers from hiding place to hiding place.  He can't let the zombies hear him.  He's come this far, traversed the Canadian wilderness, through peril after peril.  His family did not survive the undead apocalypse that took so many billions of lives in the past year, but Burke has stayed alive, harnessing the fire in his very soul.  To flee the zombies, he has slowly been making his way up north.  But it's a cold October dusk, and snow is starting to fall.  Burke is on the cusp of starvation and needs to find food and shelter.  When he was crossing through Winnipeg earlier that day, he saw the possible home of a Prepper, someone who had been ready for this nightmare, who could possibly help him.  Burke slinks down roads and alleys, careful to not alert any zombies to his whereabouts. 

He gets to the house and sees a warm glow from inside.  He prays that there's a kind soul who will take him in for the night.  Hoping for safe passage and hospitality, Burke walks up to the door and gives the designated "I'm human and not a zombie" knock.  After a few moments, a shirtless man opens up.  Burke stands there, dumbstruck.  He recognizes that torso and chin.  "Oh fuck", Burke starts to stammer.  With the speed of a cheetah on armodifanil, moonshoe leaps out of the house and in the blink of an eye has Burke in a rear naked choke.  As Burke's life starts to slip away, he has time to think, "If only I hadn't been crass on the Internet 12 years ago..."  And then it's over.


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Re: Biggest piece of shit quotes you've ever seen on the Shroomery? [Re: Sheekle] * 2
    #23776438 - 10/27/16 11:40 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

I used to think nothing of blacks in highschool because I played football with them
those were the good blacks, well mannered yet still kind of loose

in the real world they pop out babies they can't physically care for
they sell drugs
whenever they disagree with someone it's aggressive or meant to intimidate
they get tons of free shit for having irresponsible parents
their parents get tons of free shit for having other peoples kids and than they stop paying for them once they hit 16 years
they smoke, they drink, they go for the most attractive girls and then cheat on them
I don't like spanish people either because whenever there is a gang rape or murder they're involved and I'm not talking frat bro gang rape I'm talking actual rape that leaves bruises and sometimes ends in people getting shot

so yeah I don't like black or spanish people which in reality means I wouldn't want my kids being raised near their homes
I don't want my son or daughter getting shot or being sexually promiscuous and listening to the equivalent of Aqua or spice girls for the rest of their life
It's gotten to the point where I treat normal blacks like thugs sometimes on accident because I'm used to a decade of them being wise asses around me and I can't tell the difference between a n***** and an uncle tom
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