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Re: Riley Reid is trying to convince me to do porn. [Re: Repertoire89]
    #23771917 - 10/25/16 11:35 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Good point. Although I'd rather have Marcus Aurelius. That dude was wise as fuck. He's have Trump in the arena in a flash.


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Re: Riley Reid is trying to convince me to do porn. [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
    #23771922 - 10/25/16 11:38 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Eh I have a feeling gladiator games would get kinda boring after awhile. Gotta keep it fresh. Let's launch them out of one of those stunt cannons people shoot themselves out of, but right into a brick wall. :lolsy:


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With my face against the floor I can’t see who knocked me out of the way.
I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today.
Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear.
I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear.


You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being
With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline

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Re: Riley Reid is trying to convince me to do porn. [Re: Jokeshopbeard] * 1
    #23771927 - 10/25/16 11:41 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

I wouldn't actually vote for Trump under any circumstance :lol:

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InvisibleJokeshopbeard
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Re: Riley Reid is trying to convince me to do porn. [Re: Shroomslip] * 1
    #23771935 - 10/25/16 11:45 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

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Shroomslip said:
Eh I have a feeling gladiator games would get kinda boring after awhile.



Seriously? You're obviously not imagining enough lions and alligators and elephants and peoples arms and heads flying all over the place.

With modern technology we could even plant random land mines in the arena. How could that ever get boring?


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Re: Riley Reid is trying to convince me to do porn. [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
    #23771943 - 10/25/16 11:49 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

There are thousands of ways to cook fish, but if you eat it all the time, regardless of how it's cooked, you're gonna want some chicken or beef or something. :shrug:


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With my face against the floor I can’t see who knocked me out of the way.
I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today.
Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear.
I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear.


You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being
With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline

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Re: Riley Reid is trying to convince me to do porn. [Re: Shroomslip]
    #23771945 - 10/25/16 11:50 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

The Romans would flood arenas for naval battles, we can do one better and add sharks with lazers on their heads

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Re: Riley Reid is trying to convince me to do porn. [Re: Repertoire89]
    #23771956 - 10/25/16 11:57 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

All I'm saying is we need some variety in our diet. Bring them back, but let's not just put all our eggs in one basket.


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With my face against the floor I can’t see who knocked me out of the way.
I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today.
Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear.
I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear.


You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being
With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline

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InvisibleJokeshopbeard
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Re: Riley Reid is trying to convince me to do porn. [Re: Repertoire89]
    #23771963 - 10/26/16 12:00 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

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Repertoire89 said:
The Romans would flood arenas for naval battles, we can do one better and add sharks with lazers on their heads



I wanna see The Running Man made real for death row cons. Sharks don't deserve lasers, cyborgs and stupidly dressed humans do.


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Re: Riley Reid is trying to convince me to do porn. [Re: Jokeshopbeard] * 3
    #23772428 - 10/26/16 06:44 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

This thread really went off the rails.


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Re: Riley Reid is trying to convince me to do porn. [Re: Jokeshopbeard] * 1
    #23772439 - 10/26/16 06:55 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

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Jokeshopbeard said:
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Repertoire89 said:
The Romans would flood arenas for naval battles, we can do one better and add sharks with lazers on their heads



I wanna see The Running Man made real for death row cons. Sharks don't deserve lasers, cyborgs and stupidly dressed humans do.




What about humans dressed as sharks with lasers on their heads being netted out of the water and stabbed by retiarii?



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Re: Riley Reid is trying to convince me to do porn. [Re: Repertoire89]
    #23772802 - 10/26/16 09:54 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

so uhh, did jft do gay porn or get scammed yet? Or has this proven to be lie already? Someone posts some updates damnit I cant be bothered to read through.


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Re: Riley Reid is trying to convince me to do porn. [Re: danielx]
    #23772808 - 10/26/16 09:56 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

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danielx said:
so uhh, did jft do gay porn or get scammed yet? Or has this proven to be lie already? Someone posts some updates damnit I cant be bothered to read through.




Basically its been determined that the most effective methods of suicide are by a shotgun in the mouth or some kind of gas.

Also, gladiators.

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Re: Riley Reid is trying to convince me to do porn. [Re: Jokeshopbeard] * 1
    #23772822 - 10/26/16 10:00 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

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They should add some fun choices.. Like chute-less sky diving or barehanded tiger shark fighting.



Bring back gladiators. With slaves and lions and convicted felons and shit.

As brutal as it must've been, it must've been fucking epic to watch.




I endorse all of these things.


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Re: Riley Reid is trying to convince me to do porn. [Re: Repertoire89] * 1
    #23772829 - 10/26/16 10:03 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

yep, classic boomtown fashion


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Re: Riley Reid is trying to convince me to do porn. [Re: danielx]
    #23772843 - 10/26/16 10:06 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

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danielx said:
so uhh, did jft do gay porn or get scammed yet? Or has this proven to be lie already? Someone posts some updates damnit I cant be bothered to read through.



I think he said he was going to set up a twitter account to somehow demonstrate that he was telling the truth. Not sure how that would work exactly.

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Re: Riley Reid is trying to convince me to do porn. [Re: Mad_Larkin]
    #23772978 - 10/26/16 11:05 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

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When i first discovered porn (more of how to delete my history:rofl:) i went to a massive website (comparable to the hub) that had thousands of video's and you could have them all listed in order from best to worst.

So i went to the worst just to see what it was. It was 2 cows fucking (not literally, just 2 massive people man and woman) humping and grunting and wheezing on a creeky ass bed with a camera set to night vision mode. They humped for like a minute then the dog (jack russell terrier) hopped up on the bed, only to get knocked off buy the humping mammoths. The dog yelped and they grunted and reached over to turn off the camera.

I bet this is more realistic of a look at what op's porno would turn out like.




you got links for that?




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Re: Riley Reid is trying to convince me to do porn. [Re: tyrannicalrex]
    #23782810 - 10/29/16 02:18 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Why'd you remove it Koods? Lol. Someone should've posted there and let them know OP is a male so they can stop arguing about it.


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With my face against the floor I can’t see who knocked me out of the way.
I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today.
Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear.
I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear.


You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being
With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline

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Re: Riley Reid is trying to convince me to do porn. [Re: Shroomslip]
    #23782821 - 10/29/16 02:20 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

The comments were really harsh. JFT isn't the most stable lad.


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Re: Riley Reid is trying to convince me to do porn. [Re: koods]
    #23782826 - 10/29/16 02:21 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

JFT was the OP, I think he already knows about it.


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Re: Riley Reid is trying to convince me to do porn. [Re: Crazy_Horse]
    #23783024 - 10/29/16 03:49 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Did I miss something here?

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