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mdc
    #23770604 - 10/25/16 04:28 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

whats up you dirty degenerates?

i just smoked 2 joints :awehigh:



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You are my sunshine, my only sunshine, you make me happy, when skies are grey
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Re: mdc [Re: sanchothestoner]
    #23770621 - 10/25/16 04:33 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

I just took two gravity bong hits.  Came up with an idea for a new style of bong.  The atmosphere bong.  I'm trying to fugger out how the pneumatics will work and how many weeds I should put in at once but I have the idea.


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Re: mdc [Re: moonrockmushy]
    #23770656 - 10/25/16 04:43 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

how is that? never smoked out of a gravity bong.


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You are my sunshine, my only sunshine, you make me happy, when skies are grey
You are my heroin, but there's an abscess... God damn, I miss the vein!


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Re: mdc [Re: sanchothestoner]
    #23770659 - 10/25/16 04:44 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Gravity bongs usually taste really fuckin bad


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Re: mdc [Re: sanchothestoner]
    #23770663 - 10/25/16 04:46 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Imagine seeing a grimy bottle filled with smoke on the side of the highway then cutting off the bottom and breathing it in, then you realize that smoke is weed smoke.

It's allright if you know what you're doing.  I prefer it myself but I mostly got started with it because I was too broke to keep glass around, and it grew on me.  If you don't know how to get a good pull it sucks balls.  It should only take one hit to get stoned which takes like 10 seconds to prepare, which is the main appeal I would say, as well as being cheap to produce.


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Re: mdc [Re: moonrockmushy]
    #23770684 - 10/25/16 04:54 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

I smoked my last bowl earlier and it gave me the hiccups

Now I'm just laying on my bed hiccupping and what not

Too many damn tacos

:wtfsonic:


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Re: mdc [Re: OhMrJohnson]
    #23770690 - 10/25/16 04:55 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

lol wtf that's so random

kike brother

hhaahahahahahahahahhahaha


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Re: mdc [Re: sanchothestoner] * 2
    #23770697 - 10/25/16 04:57 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

:lolwut:


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Re: mdc [Re: OhMrJohnson]
    #23770700 - 10/25/16 04:59 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

i just remembered that one like we were texting and you said that.  i thought it was funny as fuck.


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But we both know if we stick together, we'll just tear ourselves apart
You are my sunshine, my only sunshine, you make me happy, when skies are grey
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Re: mdc [Re: sanchothestoner] * 2
    #23770709 - 10/25/16 05:00 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Wait you guys are kikes?  :justno:  I thought this was an aryan thread.


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Re: mdc [Re: moonrockmushy]
    #23770715 - 10/25/16 05:02 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

no imma beaner


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Re: mdc [Re: sanchothestoner] * 2
    #23770718 - 10/25/16 05:03 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Ohhh lololol yea I remember that

My brother is definitely a little fuckin kike


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Re: mdc [Re: sanchothestoner]
    #23770722 - 10/25/16 05:05 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

sanchothestoner said:
no imma beaner




Ok as long as you aren't a norteño we are cool.


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Re: mdc [Re: moonrockmushy]
    #23770728 - 10/25/16 05:07 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

The hiccups are gone

:innocentjoy:

Now I can finally rest in peace


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Re: mdc [Re: OhMrJohnson]
    #23770737 - 10/25/16 05:10 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

I have the perfect cure for hiccups that noone in my life has ever been willing to try.  I just figure noone has ever had hiccups as bad as me.


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Re: mdc [Re: moonrockmushy]
    #23770750 - 10/25/16 05:15 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Every time I get hiccups I try ur method and it never works lol

I guess I must be doing it wrong


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Re: mdc [Re: OhMrJohnson]
    #23770751 - 10/25/16 05:16 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

:strokebeard: describe my method for me in a few brief words.  Let me critique your technique and style.


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Re: mdc [Re: OhMrJohnson] * 1
    #23770753 - 10/25/16 05:18 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

OhMrJohnson said:
The hiccups are gone

:innocentjoy:

Now I can finally rest in peace





Are you going to send funeral invites before you R.I.P.?


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Re: mdc [Re: moonrockmushy]
    #23770754 - 10/25/16 05:18 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Well I fill a glass with water, bend forward and drink a good sip from the far side of the glass while almost upside-down, then I try to hold my breath for as long as possible, usually like a minute

Sometimes I've felt like it was about to work but the hiccup always busted through regardless


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Re: mdc [Re: tarlin]
    #23770757 - 10/25/16 05:21 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

tarlin said:
Quote:

OhMrJohnson said:
The hiccups are gone

:innocentjoy:

Now I can finally rest in peace





Are you going to send funeral invites before you R.I.P.?




Yea it'll be in little black e-cards sent personally to every Shroomerite who is deemed worthy

But I don't plan on resting in peace for a while, I still got a lot of years worth of crazy adventures to be had


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Re: mdc [Re: OhMrJohnson]
    #23770764 - 10/25/16 05:24 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

You're missing a key step actually.  You've got to plug your ears and nose, make sure you take 10 sips from the far side without breathing, and then you take a deep breath in and hold it.

I know it sounds like it would make you pass out, but it works.  I used to get the worst hiccups when I first started taking opiates, so I eventually combined several techniques for killing hiccips to 100% success.  I wouldn't do them all if a simple one would work, and the hiccups would always come back if I didn't stop doing what caused them, but it always stopped them for long enough to recover.


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Re: mdc [Re: moonrockmushy]
    #23770870 - 10/25/16 05:59 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

i'm high


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You are my sunshine, my only sunshine, you make me happy, when skies are grey
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Re: mdc [Re: sanchothestoner]
    #23770875 - 10/25/16 06:01 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

I hope you didn't smoke any marijuana.  There is some bad weed going around it gets people so baked they just sit around watching tv and eating tacos.


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Re: mdc [Re: moonrockmushy]
    #23770884 - 10/25/16 06:03 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

:tinfoil:


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I fucking hate you... God damn, I love you...
But we both know if we stick together, we'll just tear ourselves apart
You are my sunshine, my only sunshine, you make me happy, when skies are grey
You are my heroin, but there's an abscess... God damn, I miss the vein!


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Re: mdc [Re: sanchothestoner]
    #23770989 - 10/25/16 06:36 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

I've got a mild case of food poisoning, damn fridge is broken and my food went bad, again

:uhwellthereitis:


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Re: mdc [Re: Repertoire89]
    #23771054 - 10/25/16 06:54 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

popped corn


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Re: mdc [Re: sanchothestoner]
    #23771090 - 10/25/16 07:04 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Poop on a cob


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Re: mdc [Re: Repertoire89]
    #23771092 - 10/25/16 07:05 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

pornbread


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