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InvisibleSheekle
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i'll jizz on my own face for $300 * 6
    #23770294 - 10/25/16 02:48 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

i'll add a gofundme to this thread in a few hrs

if we can raise $300 i'll upload a picture of my own jizz all over my face so u guys can post it all over the shroomery for decades to cum and ruin my internet rep


any interest?


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Re: i'll jizz on my own face for $300 [Re: Sheekle] * 5
    #23770295 - 10/25/16 02:49 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

no, if you pay me 300....maybe


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Re: i'll jizz on my own face for $300 [Re: Sheekle] * 4
    #23770317 - 10/25/16 02:57 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Naw but I would prolly throw a fiver down of a vid of you licking dicks at a gloryhole.


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Re: i'll jizz on my own face for $300 [Re: Sheekle] * 1
    #23770334 - 10/25/16 03:05 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

This is, like, 1 one 3 things which lead to you becoming a gay sex porn star.

And by porn star, I mean in a video that has about 300 views and a 2 star rating.


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Re: i'll jizz on my own face for $300 [Re: Sheekle] * 1
    #23770335 - 10/25/16 03:06 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

not that there's anything wrong with that.


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Re: i'll jizz on my own face for $300 *DELETED* [Re: moonrockmushy] * 9
    #23770346 - 10/25/16 03:09 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

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Re: i'll jizz on my own face for $300 [Re: azur] * 2
    #23770353 - 10/25/16 03:12 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Sheekle is exempt from Rule 4


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Re: i'll jizz on my own face for $300 [Re: sh4d0ws] * 1
    #23770358 - 10/25/16 03:13 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

I'll do it for 250


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Re: i'll jizz on my own face for $300 [Re: hex_enduction]
    #23770363 - 10/25/16 03:15 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

How about you two piss in eachother's mouths for 100?


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Re: i'll jizz on my own face for $300 [Re: sh4d0ws] * 3
    #23770365 - 10/25/16 03:15 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Oh. OK. That explains it the .
I know I've started a few decent threads in here and that nasty little rat sheeklefag blew the whistle because he didn't like what I said. So then shroominism deleted the thread.
The pub is lame, but mostly because of sheeklefag


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Re: i'll jizz on my own face for $300 [Re: moonrockmushy] * 3
    #23770367 - 10/25/16 03:16 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

moonrockmushy said:
How about you two piss in eachother's mouths for 100?



:awedisgust: nah bro, I have a little too much dignity for that.


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oh ive cried on drugs

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Tragic.  I told the cop not to do it but he didn't listen.


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Re: i'll jizz on my own face for $300 [Re: azur]
    #23770374 - 10/25/16 03:17 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

:thatsayes:


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Re: i'll jizz on my own face for $300 [Re: moonrockmushy]
    #23770379 - 10/25/16 03:18 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

I'll do anything for any amount of money. But I won't post proof, so you'll just have to take my word for it.


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Re: i'll jizz on my own face for $300 [Re: hex_enduction]
    #23770380 - 10/25/16 03:18 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

hex_enduction said:
Quote:

moonrockmushy said:
How about you two piss in eachother's mouths for 100?



:awedisgust: nah bro, I have a little too much dignity for that.




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Re: i'll jizz on my own face for $300 [Re: Sheekle]
    #23770387 - 10/25/16 03:21 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

damn, u must be broke man, yikes!

I cant imagine anyone paying that for a pic :lol:

Maybe try craigslist :lolsy:


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Re: i'll jizz on my own face for $300 [Re: moonrockmushy]
    #23770389 - 10/25/16 03:21 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

You must either post a video or a picture of the cum on your face, maybe then we'll consider chipping in for your little fundraiser.


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Re: i'll jizz on my own face for $300 [Re: Crystal G]
    #23770412 - 10/25/16 03:27 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

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Crystal G said:
You must either post a video or a picture of the cum on your face, maybe then we'll consider chipping in for your little fundraiser.



i'd be doing that after the guap is in front of me, i give the admins/mods permission to give me the perma if i raise the $ and don't follow through


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Re: i'll jizz on my own face for $300 [Re: Sheekle] * 2
    #23770416 - 10/25/16 03:29 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

btw did u guys know that dino sperms were sometimes half an inch long?


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"I hope JSB kicks your ass one day." - Vandago
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"The more I see you post the more I realize you're just this fuckin tie dye loser who trolls the Shroomery 24/7." - Herbologist
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Re: i'll jizz on my own face for $300 [Re: Sheekle]
    #23770441 - 10/25/16 03:38 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Shinanagis all of it


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Re: i'll jizz on my own face for $300 [Re: Sheekle]
    #23770445 - 10/25/16 03:39 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Sheekle I will contribute $25 dollars if you drink a glass of your own urine on livestream.


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Re: i'll jizz on my own face for $300 [Re: Sheekle] * 11
    #23770447 - 10/25/16 03:40 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Damn sheekle. Your shroomery popularity is hanging by a thread. Have you considered rehab? You've hit rock bottom


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Re: i'll jizz on my own face for $300 [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy]
    #23770455 - 10/25/16 03:42 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Calm down guys let's not fuck this up now.I think most of us here wanna see sheekle stoop this low for various reasons


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Re: i'll jizz on my own face for $300 [Re: Sheekle]
    #23770460 - 10/25/16 03:43 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Sheekle I'll send you $2000 thru paypal in exchange for a video

Nvm, he has me on ignore, he won't see my offer.


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Re: i'll jizz on my own face for $300 [Re: CHeifM4sterDiezL] * 2
    #23770468 - 10/25/16 03:46 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

trees i'll jizz on my own face livestream for the 2 stacks

i fear u wont actually do it tho, so send 1 first n the second after

why do u have 2 G's to blow on some dude bkowing his load on his face?


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Re: i'll jizz on my own face for $300 [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy]
    #23770474 - 10/25/16 03:48 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Sadly, I used to do this as a young boy. Having my own experimental stage in my early-mid teens, some with other boys, I would lay on my back and lift my legs up over my head and let er' rip.

I am in no way ashamed of what I've done. I'm an animal with primate DNA.

You can cum on yourself all you want, but I'm not giving you a dime unless you can prove you will use said monies to help someone truly in need.

Because we don't need picture of you with cum on your face floating around, though there's probably some already.

:girlofdisapproval:


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Re: i'll jizz on my own face for $300 [Re: HamHead] * 2
    #23770484 - 10/25/16 03:52 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Sheekles not even that hot all these numbers are outrageous. I wanna see hex do it more. Sheekle would jus be funny.


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Re: i'll jizz on my own face for $300 [Re: Sheekle] * 2
    #23770519 - 10/25/16 04:02 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

ill do it for a poptart


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It's just a shot away..


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Re: i'll jizz on my own face for $300 [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
    #23770600 - 10/25/16 04:27 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

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ill do it for a poptart




Hot or cold?


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https://www.reuters.com/article/us-health-coronavirus-italy-timing-idUSKBN27V0KF

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Re: i'll jizz on my own face for $300 [Re: Bill_Oreilly] * 4
    #23770610 - 10/25/16 04:29 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

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ill do it for a poptart



:pm:


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Re: i'll jizz on my own face for $300 [Re: azur]
    #23770650 - 10/25/16 04:41 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Op is eventually going to do it regardless of whether he gets the money. He's clearly fascinated by it, and is just looking for an excuse to go ahead.


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Re: i'll jizz on my own face for $300 [Re: shadyy]
    #23770671 - 10/25/16 04:48 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

i hate liz said:
This is, like, 1 one 3 things which lead to you becoming a gay sex porn star.

And by porn star, I mean in a video that has about 300 views and a 2 star rating.



He's already done porn



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Re: i'll jizz on my own face for $300 [Re: koods]
    #23770692 - 10/25/16 04:55 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Hate when it hits your face but that's better then hitting your face and having to change the pillow cases.

Sheekle... sheekle sheekle,  glory hole must have gotten patched up or just a slow week.


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Re: i'll jizz on my own face for $300 [Re: Sheekle]
    #23771021 - 10/25/16 06:45 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

It seems you can make anyone do anything for the right price these days.:shrug:


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Re: i'll jizz on my own face for $300 [Re: The Cheshire Cat]
    #23771086 - 10/25/16 07:03 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

115 enough for you to drink a litre of your own urine on tape?


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Re: i'll jizz on my own face for $300 [Re: Sheekle]
    #23771121 - 10/25/16 07:12 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Sheekle said:
btw did u guys know that dino sperms were sometimes half an inch long?




There's some rat sperm which is a few centimeters long


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Re: i'll jizz on my own face for $300 [Re: Repertoire89] * 1
    #23771134 - 10/25/16 07:15 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

For $300 it should be a video. You can fake a picture.


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Re: i'll jizz on my own face for $300 [Re: moonrockmushy]
    #23771175 - 10/25/16 07:30 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

I'd probably get high off my urine I think, since i'm prescribed adderall. Tinkle tweaking :lol:


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Re: i'll jizz on my own face for $300 [Re: The Cheshire Cat]
    #23771195 - 10/25/16 07:34 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Ok we can definitely do free.


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Re: i'll jizz on my own face for $300 *DELETED* [Re: azur] * 3
    #23771264 - 10/25/16 07:54 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

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:splooge: on sheeklefag


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Re: i'll jizz on my own face for $300 *DELETED* *DELETED* [Re: azur] * 3
    #23771274 - 10/25/16 07:59 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

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Re: i'll jizz on my own face for $300 *DELETED* [Re: Sanguin3] * 2
    #23771289 - 10/25/16 08:02 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

VOTE FOR ME FOR SHROOMERY PRESIDENT


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Re: i'll jizz on my own face for $300 *DELETED* [Re: Sheekle] * 4
    #23771291 - 10/25/16 08:02 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

I'LL LET ASANTE JIZZ ON MY FACE FOR $299.99


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Re: i'll jizz on my own face for $300 *DELETED* [Re: Sheekle]
    #23771298 - 10/25/16 08:05 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

If I pay the full fee can I have him mail me the fetid seed and dump it on you personally?


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Re: i'll jizz on my own face for $300 [Re: Sheekle]
    #23771304 - 10/25/16 08:08 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

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i'll add a gofundme to this thread in a few hrs

if we can raise $300 i'll upload a picture of my own jizz all over my face so u guys can post it all over the shroomery for decades to cum and ruin my internet rep


any interest?



Will you do it while listening to Mac DeMarco songs?


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Re: i'll jizz on my own face for $300 *DELETED* [Re: Sanguin3]
    #23771306 - 10/25/16 08:09 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

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If requesting 300 bucks to jizz on your own face is pub appropriate then I don't think anything should be off limits.

The mods here never cease to amaze me.



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Re: i'll jizz on my own face for $300 *DELETED* [Re: azur] * 1
    #23771360 - 10/25/16 08:27 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

I could totally see this thread being used as anti drug propoganda.

... in a matter of weeks after your first tab you will be unable to hold a job due to the built of drugs in your spinal cord you will resort to slangin tye dies to other druggies on the internet and not soon after the drug will really take ahold of your life and you will be laying on your back in front of a webcam blowing your wad in your face for money to support your habit.


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Re: i'll jizz on my own face for $300 *DELETED* [Re: Sheekle] * 1
    #23771398 - 10/25/16 08:40 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Im sure koods already jizzed all over your face on more than one occasion. So in a way the shroomery kind of already has.


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Re: i'll jizz on my own face for $300 *DELETED* [Re: Bodhi of Ankou]
    #23771414 - 10/25/16 08:45 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

I jizzed in his ass. He didn't want to waste it.


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Re: i'll jizz on my own face for $300 *DELETED* [Re: Sheekle]
    #23771435 - 10/25/16 08:49 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

What do you need $300 for? Why not just do it for free?


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Re: i'll jizz on my own face for $300 *DELETED* [Re: ohcrapitsnico] * 1
    #23771445 - 10/25/16 08:51 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

everyone eds 300 bux bro i'm just a cog in the big jizz machine in the sky


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Re: i'll jizz on my own face for $300 *DELETED* [Re: ohcrapitsnico]
    #23771454 - 10/25/16 08:53 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

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What do you need $300 for? Why not just do it for free?




I charge $300 to jizz in his ass.


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Re: i'll jizz on my own face for $300 [Re: Sheekle]
    #23771598 - 10/25/16 09:51 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

You would have to film yourself doing the deed so we know it's not some prop jizz, or koods jizz.

$300 for your jizz, maybe more for another persons.

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Re: i'll jizz on my own face for $300 [Re: Lucis]
    #23771600 - 10/25/16 09:53 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

I'll contribute if Fennario is in the vid.


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Re: i'll jizz on my own face for $300 [Re: ohcrapitsnico]
    #23771660 - 10/25/16 10:15 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

I wouls film it, i can do it on a livestream. $300


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Re: i'll jizz on my own face for $300 [Re: ohcrapitsnico]
    #23771665 - 10/25/16 10:16 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

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I'll contribute if Fennario is in the vid.



How about fennario jizzes in his own face and sheekle films it


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Re: i'll jizz on my own face for $300 [Re: koods]
    #23771682 - 10/25/16 10:19 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Crack habit getting expensive eh?


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Re: i'll jizz on my own face for $300 [Re: ModestMouse] * 1
    #23771697 - 10/25/16 10:23 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Why don't you get in on this too. Better than that shitty dish job :cookiemonster:


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Re: i'll jizz on my own face for $300 [Re: koods]
    #23771710 - 10/25/16 10:25 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Because I'm not a black cat faced son of a bitch is why not.


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Re: i'll jizz on my own face for $300 [Re: koods]
    #23771763 - 10/25/16 10:44 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

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Quote:

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I'll contribute if Fennario is in the vid.



How about fennario jizzes in his own face and sheekle films it





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Re: i'll jizz on my own face for $300 [Re: Lucis] * 1
    #23771820 - 10/25/16 11:03 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Someone needs to raise the bar. It's sunk way too low with this thread.


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Re: i'll jizz on my own face for $300 [Re: Jokeshopbeard] * 1
    #23771824 - 10/25/16 11:04 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

I concur.

Throw in some fire juggling while furiously masturbating and we might have a proper show.


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Re: i'll jizz on my own face for $300 [Re: Lucis] * 1
    #23771836 - 10/25/16 11:08 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Did you ever see what Vandago was proposing for a crowd fund? Something about filling a flesh light with super hot chilli's and attempting to cum in it, and if he didn't the money went to charity.

Seems a far more noble cause.

Sheeks, if you don't land the whole load on your face will you donate to charity? If so, put me down for 10.


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Re: i'll jizz on my own face for $300 [Re: Jokeshopbeard] * 1
    #23772023 - 10/26/16 12:34 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

If he says "This is for my homie Jokeshopbeard at www.shroomery.org!" when he does it, put me down for 10.


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Re: i'll jizz on my own face for $300 [Re: California]
    #23772034 - 10/26/16 12:41 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

I'll throw in another 10 for every quote in his sig if he says them right as he's booming.

I didn't read the start of the thread, but I figure you're at least 60 bucks in now Sheeks.


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Re: i'll jizz on my own face for $300 [Re: Sheekle]
    #23772107 - 10/26/16 01:27 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

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I really enjoy the smell of penises





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Re: i'll jizz on my own face for $300 [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
    #23772290 - 10/26/16 04:11 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

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Someone needs to raise the bar. It's sunk way too low with this thread.



Ok.  Sheekle get a homeless guy to lay some sperm in your eyehole and I will send you some shiny beads.


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Re: i'll jizz on my own face for $300 [Re: Sheekle]
    #23772329 - 10/26/16 04:54 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

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i'll add a gofundme to this thread in a few hrs

if we can raise $300 i'll upload a picture of my own jizz all over my face so u guys can post it all over the shroomery for decades to cum and ruin my internet rep


any interest?




Damn dude, some deep seated psychological shit goin on here.

Don't know if it's related to your mother being an alcoholic and ignoring you so you now have attention seeking behavior?
But this is attention seeking behavior with a twist, I wonder, why do you need 300$ so badly?

Or is it even about the money?

No saying what you would do with a heroin addiction, but I'll def say that I think you're a closet homo and you need to come out to your family, but most importantly your mother

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Re: i'll jizz on my own face for $300 [Re: HamHead]
    #23772479 - 10/26/16 07:26 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

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ill do it for a poptart




Hot or cold?





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Re: i'll jizz on my own face for $300 [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
    #23774748 - 10/26/16 08:54 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Sheekle has deserted his thread. I suspect once he saw that the money could potentially come rolling in, he realised that he might actually have to end up doing it. I'm offering 1/6th of the total myself.


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Re: i'll jizz on my own face for $300 [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
    #23774834 - 10/26/16 09:21 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

gofundme isnt working :confused:


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Re: i'll jizz on my own face for $300 [Re: Sheekle] * 2
    #23774842 - 10/26/16 09:24 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

They probably have to filter out and auto delete Jizz on Face pages all the time.


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Re: i'll jizz on my own face for $300 [Re: PatrickKn]
    #23774849 - 10/26/16 09:26 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Speak to Falsereality Sheeks, man knows his shit - Remember how he set up that one to schedule a flight for a fight between us with absolute ease?


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Re: i'll jizz on my own face for $300 [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
    #23774862 - 10/26/16 09:31 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

I hate falsereality he's my worst enemy. But he raised like $120 and if he transfers it to my paypal i'll post screenshots he did it and if i get the other $180 to my paypal i'll do it livestream


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Re: i'll jizz on my own face for $300 [Re: Sheekle]
    #23774884 - 10/26/16 09:41 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

ill mail $25 :thumbup: :stoned:


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Re: i'll jizz on my own face for $300 [Re: PatrickKn] * 2
    #23774901 - 10/26/16 09:49 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

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They probably have to filter out and auto delete Jizz on Face pages all the time.



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Re: i'll jizz on my own face for $300 [Re: psi]
    #23774916 - 10/26/16 09:53 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

I'll jizz on your face for free.


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Re: i'll jizz on my own face for $300 [Re: Sheekle] * 1
    #23774920 - 10/26/16 09:54 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

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I hate falsereality he's my worst enemy.



I don't understand why anyone would have enemies here. Sure, there's some people who wind me up a bit, and I them, but that's only case we're from different walks of life.

Do you feel like you've had many enemies here over the years?

Anyway, if FR agrees to stump up, along with my contribution you'll be up to $180. $205 including Neals offer.

Bear in mind my contribution has conditions though. They're listed a few posts up.


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Re: i'll jizz on my own face for $300 [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
    #23774927 - 10/26/16 09:57 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

I have no enemies here. That's just silly. I don't even have any enemies in real life let alone a message board. :lol:


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Re: i'll jizz on my own face for $300 [Re: Enjoywho]
    #23774950 - 10/26/16 10:05 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

I always seem to have one enemy in life. These days, it's normally someone at work who tries to flex their authority over me. After losing 3 jobs for hitting said people, I've had to learn to just keep that feeling to myself.

But I agree, I have never thought of anyone here as an enemy. Unreasonable perhaps, but then so am I at times, and a strong community is founded on trying to smooth that shit over, as Sheekle and I did after our run ins just after I became a mod.

Perhaps this is a call for you to try and smooth things over with FR Sheeks?


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    #23774979 - 10/26/16 10:13 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

haha what the fuck u got fired from 3 jobs for hitting ur bosses lmao thats crazy


yeah if falsereality transfers the cold hard cash i'll forgive him for all the bad stuff he's done


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    #23774984 - 10/26/16 10:15 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

You hit people at work that pissed you off?  Ha ha.  Damn dude. You're a bigger turd then we all already thought. A fucking bully. Hahaha. Your weak ink doesn't make you tough.


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Re: i'll jizz on my own face for $300 [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
    #23774987 - 10/26/16 10:15 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Damn I haven't fought since high school. All though I wrestled for 8 years and boxed for 6. When I see 2 grown adults fighting all I can do is laugh. So childish.


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Re: i'll jizz on my own face for $300 [Re: azur] * 2
    #23775383 - 10/27/16 12:57 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

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You hit people at work that pissed you off?  Ha ha.  Damn dude. You're a bigger turd then we all already thought. A fucking bully. Hahaha. Your weak ink doesn't make you tough.



That was a long time ago, and I was a very different person back then. You know, because people change, right? Minute on minute, year on year. Fuck if you really drill down into it you ain't the same person second by second. I don't know if you've ever noticed that. From the way you talk it doesn't sound like you're at all aware of this phenomenon. You've made your judgement, and thus it sits in the law of the realm of azur, only being bolstered by confirmation bias rather than ever questioned.

Well, I should add a caveat; people change providing they don't spend all their time passing judgement on other people rather than looking at themselves. Your judgement of me is like water off a ducks back to me now, because every time you judge me you're only doing a disservice to yourself.


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Re: i'll jizz on my own face for $300 [Re: Jokeshopbeard] * 1
    #23775389 - 10/27/16 01:02 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

something here smells like dookie and I couldn't find out the source until I lifted up my dogs tail and saw dookie stuck on her ass:rolleyes:


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Re: i'll jizz on my own face for $300 [Re: Sheekle]
    #23775412 - 10/27/16 01:17 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

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yeah if falsereality transfers the cold hard cash i'll forgive him for all the bad stuff he's done



Are you gonna give him a shout, or are you just gonna wait and see if he notices this thread?

Remember that olive branch I extended back when? It didn't work straight away but it set the tone for our communication until we came to an understanding. The fact that you call him an enemy suggests to me you probably need to put in a little work.

Although saying that, I wouldn't be very enthusiastic if the end product was me cumming in my own face. What are you gonna do with the $300? You must be spending it on something worthwhile. I don't think any amount of money could make me even consider it...


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Re: i'll jizz on my own face for $300 [Re: Jokeshopbeard] * 1
    #23775419 - 10/27/16 01:24 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

OP prolly cums on his own face regularly, now hes secretly telling us about it

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Re: i'll jizz on my own face for $300 [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
    #23775701 - 10/27/16 06:17 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

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I always seem to have one enemy in life. These days, it's normally someone at work who tries to flex their authority over me. After losing 3 jobs for hitting said people, I've had to learn to just keep that feeling to myself.

But I agree, I have never thought of anyone here as an enemy. Unreasonable perhaps, but then so am I at times, and a sn community is founded on trying to soth that shit over, as Sheekle and I did after our run ins just after I became a mod.

Perhaps this is a call for you to try and smooth things over with FR Sheeks?



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Re: i'll jizz on my own face for $300 [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy]
    #23775711 - 10/27/16 06:31 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Why aren't all the gangs behind bars in the states when they're out there fighting daily/weekly/whatever?

As for the work situations, they were each unique and complicated. On the first I was shoved first - I wish I hadn't responded cause they I could have had him legally. But I was 16 and at the height of my aggression. I didn't even think.

The second I was just a dick. I hold my hands up to that, it was totally uncalled for. And the third was at a Christmas party, and drink was involved. I had been pushed verbally, and snapped. They spent a month investigating it, but agreed to sweep it under the carpet if I resigned as 'my performance there had been exemplary'

That last one is the only one I regret - it was the best job I ever had. But some prick was insulting the whole team I led (behind our backs), and you know what I'm like about team spirit by now. I found him at the party, confronted him, and snapped when he refused to apologise. I vowed from the day they told me I had to leave onwards to never fight at work again. I figure if you aint learned your lesson in anything after 3 mistakes, then you're just a god damned hopeless idiot. And I've really wanted to hit people at work since, real, real bad, but the fact I fucked up 10 years ago that many times has kept me in check. It's not a mistake I'll make again - I very. very rarely feel aggression like I used to.


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Re: i'll jizz on my own face for $300 [Re: Sheekle]
    #23775712 - 10/27/16 06:31 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

You prolly do that for free
:lol:

Your just trying to scheme  up idears to make money off your inner  slut

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Re: i'll jizz on my own face for $300 [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
    #23775876 - 10/27/16 08:19 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

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Quote:

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You hit people at work that pissed you off?  Ha ha.  Damn dude. You're a bigger turd then we all already thought. A fucking bully. Hahaha. Your weak ink doesn't make you tough.



That was a long time ago, and I was a very different person back then. You know, because people change, right? Minute on minute, year on year. Fuck if you really drill down into it you ain't the same person second by second. I don't know if you've ever noticed that. From the way you talk it doesn't sound like you're at all aware of this phenomenon. You've made your judgement, and thus it sits in the law of the realm of azur, only being bolstered by confirmation bias rather than ever questioned.

Well, I should add a caveat; people change providing they don't spend all their time passing judgement on other people rather than looking at themselves. Your judgement of me is like water off a ducks back to me now, because every time you judge me you're only doing a disservice to yourself.



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Re: i'll jizz on my own face for $300 [Re: SunnyD] * 1
    #23776034 - 10/27/16 09:35 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

mods ban DZ from this thread


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Re: i'll jizz on my own face for $300 [Re: Sheekle]
    #23776042 - 10/27/16 09:39 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

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I hate falsereality he's my worst enemy. But he raised like $120 and if he transfers it to my paypal i'll post screenshots he did it and if i get the other $180 to my paypal i'll do it livestream





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Re: i'll jizz on my own face for $300 [Re: Sheekle]
    #23776076 - 10/27/16 09:50 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

:laugh2:

I can shit post just as much as you bb


You feel threatened for ur p0pularity, or something


and you always act uptight anymore we talk :shrug:
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Re: i'll jizz on my own face for $300 [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
    #23776119 - 10/27/16 10:02 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

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I don't understand why anyone would have enemies here.





I agree, some people on here I disagree with which is normal because you can't please everyone, but I don't view anyone as an enemy here, even when people poke fun at me for my "love is all you need" rubbish I am always spewing I don't feel anger at them.:lol:

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Re: i'll jizz on my own face for $300 [Re: SunnyD]
    #23776121 - 10/27/16 10:03 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

thats because every time i open my mouth to talk to you, you start trying to jerk off in it


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Re: i'll jizz on my own face for $300 [Re: Sheekle]
    #23776132 - 10/27/16 10:06 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

What I said in this thread wasn't even coming on to you?


WHy are you  pent up over nothing :confused:


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Re: i'll jizz on my own face for $300 [Re: Sheekle]
    #23776135 - 10/27/16 10:06 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

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thats because every time i open my mouth to talk to you, you start trying to jerk off in it




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I'll jizz on your face for $8




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Re: i'll jizz on my own face for $300 [Re: SunnyD]
    #23776145 - 10/27/16 10:09 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

I got $2 on it.


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Re: i'll jizz on my own face for $300 [Re: vandago] * 4
    #23776183 - 10/27/16 10:18 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

This thread is getting homoerotic.  I can feel it.


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    #23776187 - 10/27/16 10:18 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

I started thinking about eating mdma as soon as I clicked it.


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Re: i'll jizz on my own face for $300 [Re: California]
    #23776214 - 10/27/16 10:26 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

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This thread is getting homoerotic.  I can feel it.




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Re: i'll jizz on my own face for $300 [Re: Sheekle] * 4
    #23776554 - 10/27/16 12:20 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Sheekle, we had a guy who literally tattood SHROOMERY on his own nutsack:



As a Shroomery celeb I expect you to outdo that!


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Re: i'll jizz on my own face for $300 [Re: Sheekle]
    #23776818 - 10/27/16 01:45 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

I feel like a lot of things that are said here are taken the wrong way.

At least half the shit I say. Or not. Who knows. Wtf are we talking about??


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Re: i'll jizz on my own face for $300 [Re: shadyy] * 2
    #23777305 - 10/27/16 04:04 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

You should combine your fleshlight/pepper challenge Van, so that instead of Sheeks cumming in his own face, you cum through the fleshlight, sending a combination of pepper juice and cum directly into his right eye.

I'll pay double my previous offer for that.


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Re: i'll jizz on my own face for $300 [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
    #23777318 - 10/27/16 04:07 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Careful what you pay for JSB. I think Sheekle really needs the cash.


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Re: i'll jizz on my own face for $300 [Re: PatrickKn] * 3
    #23777332 - 10/27/16 04:12 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

:facepalm:

OP has hit rock bottom or is literally dying for attention.  Maybe both.


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Re: i'll jizz on my own face for $300 [Re: Asante]
    #23777359 - 10/27/16 04:21 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

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Sheekle, we had a guy who literally tattood SHROOMERY on his own nutsack:



As a Shroomery celeb I expect you to outdo that!





I would do it right across my asshole, that way every time I took a shit I could think of this lame thread.


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Re: i'll jizz on my own face for $300 [Re: Lucis]
    #23777385 - 10/27/16 04:30 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

I'll get any tattoo that the Shroomery is willing to pay for. I've still got some space left.


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Re: i'll jizz on my own face for $300 [Re: Jokeshopbeard] * 3
    #23777391 - 10/27/16 04:32 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Whore.


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    #23777450 - 10/27/16 04:53 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

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I'll get any tattoo that the Shroomery is willing to pay for. I've still got some space left.





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Re: i'll jizz on my own face for $300 [Re: Lucis]
    #23777476 - 10/27/16 05:01 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

I have a tattoo on my lower back of the Chinese characters for "harder" and "deeper"


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Re: i'll jizz on my own face for $300 [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
    #23777497 - 10/27/16 05:09 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

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I'll get any tattoo that the Shroomery is willing to pay for. I've still got some space left.




I might go for that but we will need someone trustworthy to hold the cash in escrow.  Got some room on your forehead for a hairy dong?


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Re: i'll jizz on my own face for $300 [Re: moonrockmushy]
    #23777589 - 10/27/16 05:37 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Can't do anything in a place that cannot be covered right now, but I've still got one whole side of my ribs that's good to go.

I nominate Sheekle to hold the cash. He can send it to me after it's been steeped in his cum for a few days.


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Re: i'll jizz on my own face for $300 [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
    #23777658 - 10/27/16 05:55 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Yeah I definitely don't trust sheekle right now.  He will spend it all getting a rib removed or some shit like that.


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Re: i'll jizz on my own face for $300 [Re: moonrockmushy]
    #23777681 - 10/27/16 06:00 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

I wish I knew if he was actually serious about his desire to suck his own cock. Or to cum in his own face. Or about anything he ever says here, for that matter...


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    #23777697 - 10/27/16 06:03 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

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I wish I knew if he was actually serious about his desire to suck his own cock. Or to cum in his own face. Or about anything he ever says here, for that matter...



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Re: i'll jizz on my own face for $300 [Re: hex_enduction] * 6
    #23777713 - 10/27/16 06:06 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

If you really wanna know, the answer is $300 and whatever you want babe.


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Re: i'll jizz on my own face for $300 [Re: Sheekle]
    #23777733 - 10/27/16 06:10 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

God damn it sheekle.


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Re: i'll jizz on my own face for $300 [Re: PatrickKn]
    #23777821 - 10/27/16 06:32 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

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If you really wanna know, the answer is $300 and whatever you want babe.



I thought that was the answer you got from a hooker?

Is Sheekle secretly a hooker?


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    #23777835 - 10/27/16 06:39 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Secretly? :hahthatscute:


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Re: i'll jizz on my own face for $300 [Re: moonrockmushy]
    #23778024 - 10/27/16 07:36 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Maybe this thread was made with the covert intention that someone might PM him and offer $300 to cum on his face?

I'm not offering. I suppose I could send him a packet of my own sperm for $300 though.


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Re: i'll jizz on my own face for $300 [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
    #23778058 - 10/27/16 07:42 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

If I pay him $300 for his sperm can I tatoo it into your but for free??


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Re: i'll jizz on my own face for $300 [Re: moonrockmushy] * 3
    #23778121 - 10/27/16 07:51 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

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I'll get any tattoo that the Shroomery is willing to pay for. I've still got some space left.




I might go for that but we will need someone trustworthy to hold the cash in escrow.  Got some room on your forehead for a hairy dong?





I'll throw in 50% on that tattoo. I think we should have it pointed at his mouth though. Maybe balls on the forhead like he is being T-bagged. Or better yet a tat of sheekle cumming on himself


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    #23778162 - 10/27/16 08:00 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

I think we're going to have to pay him some cash on top of paying for the tattoo, he seems reluctant.


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Re: i'll jizz on my own face for $300 [Re: moonrockmushy] * 3
    #23778194 - 10/27/16 08:10 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

I would consider giving him an extra $20 even though he already agreed to do it for free. That will be pretty lame of him not to follow through. A real man follows through with his business arrangements.


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    #23778238 - 10/27/16 08:21 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Okay we we should find a good cock and ball artist and pay for the tatoo on the condition that he show up.  Anyone in UK good with dick and poke??


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Re: i'll jizz on my own face for $300 [Re: moonrockmushy]
    #23778296 - 10/27/16 08:34 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

I was thinking a jail house style tattoo to save us some money. If he wants it to actually be a real artsy tattoo I guess that's ok too.

Good idea. Jokeshop send us the name and phone number of a tattoo shop near you and then we can arrange to send the money.


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    #23778315 - 10/27/16 08:39 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Lol, I've heard of people using ash from dead pets or relatives in tats. But dried and crumbled cum? I think that would be a bit too surreal. I'll get a sailor style heart with 'Sheekle' written across or under it on my ribs for $150 though.

Half the price of Sheekles offer, and you won't have to get traumatised by the video he's intending to share either. Sounds like a win/win to me.


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    #23778333 - 10/27/16 08:45 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Naw if you're going to entertain you've got to give the crowd what it wants.  You can't just the the tattoo that you so clearly want.


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    #23778338 - 10/27/16 08:46 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

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This thread is getting homoerotic.  I can feel it.





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    #23778359 - 10/27/16 08:53 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

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You can't just the the tattoo that you so clearly want.



Yeah you're right. I might just stump up and get it anyway when I come back from Aus. I've been planning to get a tat to represent the shroomery there anyway, but I think a Sheekle heart would be a lot more fitting.


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    #23778478 - 10/27/16 09:19 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

You already agreed Jokeshop. You owe us a tattoo. How about a compromise of small penis on your neck. You can write sheekle on it if you want. Or a tramp stamp that says Sheekle might be good too


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    #23778673 - 10/27/16 10:33 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

The fact this thread got so many replies makes me think you guys actually want to see sheekle cum on his eye or whatever he said

You guys disgust me


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    #23778729 - 10/27/16 10:48 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

You guys crack my shit up!!!!!!:rofl2:


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    #23778820 - 10/27/16 11:18 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

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You guys crack my shit up!!!!!!:rofl2:





This place is putrid..talking about cock tattoos and shit. This place needs God.


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    #23778825 - 10/27/16 11:19 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

He daid, like hiz momma


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    #23778830 - 10/27/16 11:21 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Congrats sheekle on making it to the top of the pub ur as popular as ever.


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    #23778865 - 10/27/16 11:39 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

The power of Christ compels you all!!!! :wink:

Just dont stop ever being you guys its hilarious!!!!


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Re: i'll jizz on my own face for $300 [Re: Sheekle]
    #23779125 - 10/28/16 03:39 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

damn dude your getting desperate, i remember the days when it was just you and your mom fucking turning tricks and fucking cats at parties to get by but this is low man...


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    #23779135 - 10/28/16 03:50 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY
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    #23779174 - 10/28/16 04:23 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

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The fact this thread got so many replies makes me think you guys actually want to see sheekle cum on his eye or whatever he said

You guys disgust me




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    #23779190 - 10/28/16 04:38 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

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moonrockmushy said:
Quote:

Bill_Oreilly said:
The fact this thread got so many replies makes me think you guys actually want to see sheekle cum on his eye or whatever he said

You guys disgust me




duh :elmo: stop pretending you don't





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    #23779192 - 10/28/16 04:39 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

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The power of Christ compels you all!!!! :wink:

Just dont stop ever being you guys its hilarious!!!!





I lol'd at tha5

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Re: i'll jizz on my own face for $300 [Re: Bill_Oreilly] * 1
    #23779194 - 10/28/16 04:40 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Asante said:
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY
THIS WEEK
SHEEKLE VS COASTER





The lower level woukd be sheeks vs coaster

The higher level we could have you, asante vs pris or koods or someone :lol:


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Re: i'll jizz on my own face for $300 [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
    #23779198 - 10/28/16 04:43 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

TMJ vs JFT

:elmo:


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TMJ vs JFT

:elmo:





:lol: i would break him in half


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Re: i'll jizz on my own face for $300 [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
    #23780112 - 10/28/16 01:54 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

You probably would as long as you don't fall for his ultimate trick, making you feel sorry for him.

Oh wait, that trick doesn't work on anyone, nevermind.


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    #23780382 - 10/28/16 03:24 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

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You probably would as long as you don't fall for his ultimate trick, making you feel sorry for him.

Oh wait, that trick doesn't work on anyone, nevermind.




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Re: i'll jizz on my own face for $300 [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
    #23780386 - 10/28/16 03:26 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

I heard though the grapevine that sheekle did the act


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    #23780389 - 10/28/16 03:28 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

:wonka:


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:whatwhat:


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    #23780479 - 10/28/16 04:01 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)





Oh jeez guys, I had a little accident. I was just sitting around minding my own business, and all of a sudden this thick white stuff wound up all over me, I don't even know how I could have prevented this, it's just such a burden having to clean all this sticky stuff off me, sigh. If only someone threw $300 at me I might accidentally have a little slip-up and make the same mistake again on livestream. Gosh, I sure hope that doesn't happen.


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    #23780487 - 10/28/16 04:04 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

:canthelpbutlaugh:
What the fuck is wrong with you


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    #23780795 - 10/28/16 05:41 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

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What the fuck is wrong with you



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    #23780818 - 10/28/16 05:51 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Que? You mean queue. :facepalm:


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    #23780825 - 10/28/16 05:54 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

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Oh jeez guys, I had a little accident. I was just sitting around minding my own business, and all of a sudden this thick white stuff wound up all over me, I don't even know how I could have prevented this, it's just such a burden having to clean all this sticky stuff off me, sigh. If only someone threw $300 at me I might accidentally have a little slip-up and make the same mistake again on livestream. Gosh, I sure hope that doesn't happen.




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If that 2 letter typo caused you to feel the need to facepalm

You might be tripping over your self righteousness


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    #23780945 - 10/28/16 06:45 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Wouldn't it be "Cue?"


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    #23781040 - 10/28/16 07:27 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

How much to poop on your face?


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    #23781159 - 10/28/16 08:22 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

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Oh jeez guys, I had a little accident. I was just sitting around minding my own business, and all of a sudden this thick white stuff wound up all over me, I don't even know how I could have prevented this, it's just such a burden having to clean all this sticky stuff off me, sigh. If only someone threw $300 at me I might accidentally have a little slip-up and make the same mistake again on livestream. Gosh, I sure hope that doesn't happen.





you look exactly how you post


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Great (ta). Being great, it flows out;
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    #23781798 - 10/29/16 04:05 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

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Sheekle said:




Oh jeez guys, I had a little accident. I was just sitting around minding my own business, and all of a sudden this thick white stuff wound up all over me, I don't even know how I could have prevented this, it's just such a burden having to clean all this sticky stuff off me, sigh. If only someone threw $300 at me I might accidentally have a little slip-up and make the same mistake again on livestream. Gosh, I sure hope that doesn't happen.





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Re: i'll jizz on my own face for $300 [Re: koods] * 3
    #23781811 - 10/29/16 04:20 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Sheekle I want you to know that because of this thread I now realize you aren't the wide eyed innocent twink virgin I thought you were but are instead merely a trashy cheap Webcam whore.

You no longer feature in my punishment fuck fantasies .

Unban Bitter Cactus !


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Re: i'll jizz on my own face for $300 [Re: Moonshoe]
    #23782310 - 10/29/16 10:48 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

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Moonshoe said:


Unban Bitter Cactus !





Thats just going a little too far bro


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Re: i'll jizz on my own face for $300 [Re: Bill_Oreilly] * 2
    #23782327 - 10/29/16 10:54 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

I thought you had to be over 12 to join this site.


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Re: i'll jizz on my own face for $300 [Re: Sheekle]
    #23782352 - 10/29/16 11:07 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

I will give you $300 to permaban yourself and anyone who ever mentions your name.


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Re: i'll jizz on my own face for $300 [Re: Crazy_Horse]
    #23782368 - 10/29/16 11:18 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Thankfully Sheekle doesn't have the power to ban anyone.


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Re: i'll jizz on my own face for $300 [Re: psi] * 1
    #23782373 - 10/29/16 11:21 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

...yet.  After this thread I would be surprised if they didn't make him a mod.  He is killing it.


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Re: i'll jizz on my own face for $300 [Re: moonrockmushy]
    #23782439 - 10/29/16 11:51 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

He took ythan's load to the face. That is one of the prerequisites to be a mod.


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Re: i'll jizz on my own face for $300 [Re: Crazy_Horse]
    #23782751 - 10/29/16 01:59 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

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I will give you $300 to permaban yourself and anyone who ever mentions your name.



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Re: i'll jizz on my own face for $300 [Re: Sheekle]
    #23786454 - 10/30/16 06:02 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Bump it up!


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Re: i'll jizz on my own face for $300 [Re: Sheekle] * 1
    #23786510 - 10/30/16 06:29 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

I can help you bump it up.

Let me cum on your face and I will throw an extra 3 bucks on it.


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Re: i'll jizz on my own face for $300 [Re: vandago]
    #23786520 - 10/30/16 06:32 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

i want in on that

shroomery bukkake anyone?


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Re: i'll jizz on my own face for $300 [Re: Mad_Larkin]
    #23786528 - 10/30/16 06:35 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Those pics are seriously lame Sheeks. You've really dropped the ball on this one.

The only time I've seen anything look more like fake cum is in that porn series with the huge fake cocks that shoot about a gallon of fake cum out of them at the end of the scene.


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Re: i'll jizz on my own face for $300 [Re: Jokeshopbeard] * 3
    #23786533 - 10/30/16 06:37 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

oh yeah, that one


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Re: i'll jizz on my own face for $300 [Re: Mad_Larkin]
    #23786544 - 10/30/16 06:41 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

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oh yeah, that one




How could you forget.


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Re: i'll jizz on my own face for $300 [Re: Jokeshopbeard] * 1
    #23786592 - 10/30/16 07:00 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

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Those pics are seriously lame Sheeks. You've really dropped the ball on this one.

The only time I've seen anything look more like fake cum is in that porn series with the huge fake cocks that shoot about a gallon of fake cum out of them at the end of the scene.




You ever see the ones where they would run up to girls in public places and fake jizz all over them?  Classic.


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Re: i'll jizz on my own face for $300 [Re: moonrockmushy] * 1
    #23786752 - 10/30/16 08:11 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

You ever get turned away from the glory hole cause you didn't have enough teeth?

Those are real tears.


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Re: i'll jizz on my own face for $300 [Re: vandago] * 2
    #23787539 - 10/31/16 05:01 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Sheekle, the Shroomery's Peter Pan, the one minor we can't ban :underageban:

Sheekle I had expected you to make a tie dye project out of it.

What is the white stuff anyway?



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Re: i'll jizz on my own face for $300 [Re: Asante]
    #24342388 - 05/23/17 08:31 AM (6 years, 8 months ago)

lol


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Re: i'll jizz on my own face for $300 [Re: Cowb0yNeal00] * 3
    #24342409 - 05/23/17 08:42 AM (6 years, 8 months ago)

Neal what the hell are you doing searching up old sheekle jizz face threads you rascal you

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Re: i'll jizz on my own face for $300 [Re: Niffla]
    #24342463 - 05/23/17 09:05 AM (6 years, 8 months ago)

Ill jizz on my own face for $300


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Re: i'll jizz on my own face for $300 [Re: Cowb0yNeal00] * 1
    #24342474 - 05/23/17 09:11 AM (6 years, 8 months ago)

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Ill jizz on my own face for $300




nah i'll pass


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Re: i'll jizz on my own face for $300 [Re: Sheekle]
    #24342475 - 05/23/17 09:11 AM (6 years, 8 months ago)

I'll jizz on your face if someone gives you $300.


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Re: i'll jizz on my own face for $300 [Re: Cowb0yNeal00]
    #24342476 - 05/23/17 09:12 AM (6 years, 8 months ago)

:tmckenna:what in the actual fawk :rofl2:


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Re: i'll jizz on my own face for $300 [Re: JonBongGroovy] * 1
    #24342578 - 05/23/17 10:06 AM (6 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

JonBongGroovy said:
I'll jizz on your face if someone gives you $300.



Ill jizz on neals face if someone gives sheekle $300


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Re: i'll jizz on my own face for $300 [Re: koods] * 3
    #24342741 - 05/23/17 11:19 AM (6 years, 8 months ago)

You're just in it for the free shirt!


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Re: i'll jizz on my own face for $300 [Re: Asante] * 1
    #24342779 - 05/23/17 11:44 AM (6 years, 8 months ago)

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Re: i'll jizz on my own face for $300 [Re: Connoisseur] * 2
    #24342981 - 05/23/17 01:16 PM (6 years, 8 months ago)

Spoken like a true sex pervert


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Re: i'll jizz on my own face for $300 [Re: Niffla]
    #24440134 - 06/27/17 05:39 PM (6 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

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Quote:

Cowb0yNeal00 said:
Ill jizz on my own face for $300




nah i'll pass



$299


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Re: i'll jizz on my own face for $300 [Re: Cowb0yNeal00]
    #24440147 - 06/27/17 05:42 PM (6 years, 7 months ago)

sheekle's a whore

:smilingpuppy:




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Quote:

Niffla said:
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Cowb0yNeal00 said:
Ill jizz on my own face for $300




nah i'll pass



$299






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Re: i'll jizz on my own face for $300 [Re: Sheekle]
    #24440911 - 06/27/17 10:03 PM (6 years, 7 months ago)

That's gnarly.... you sure it wasn't just tadpoles????


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Re: i'll jizz on my own face for $300 [Re: Sleazy P. Martini]
    #24441140 - 06/28/17 12:08 AM (6 years, 7 months ago)

Found a picture of Patlal (also known as Patlala the profane, slumlord 1st of his name)

Anyone wanna jizz on it and give me $20?





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Re: i'll jizz on my own face for $300 [Re: Repertoire89]
    #24441165 - 06/28/17 12:24 AM (6 years, 7 months ago)

Set up the account and post the link


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Re: i'll jizz on my own face for $300 [Re: Ant89]
    #24441180 - 06/28/17 12:36 AM (6 years, 7 months ago)

Jizz on the picture first  :nono:


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