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Bill_Oreilly
ANIMALS (the RAINBOW SERPENT)


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Re: i'll jizz on my own face for $300 [Re: Sheekle] 9
#23781159 - 10/28/16 08:22 PM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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Sheekle said:


Oh jeez guys, I had a little accident. I was just sitting around minding my own business, and all of a sudden this thick white stuff wound up all over me, I don't even know how I could have prevented this, it's just such a burden having to clean all this sticky stuff off me, sigh. If only someone threw $300 at me I might accidentally have a little slip-up and make the same mistake again on livestream. Gosh, I sure hope that doesn't happen.
you look exactly how you post
-------------------- Something there is mysteriously formed, Existing before Heaven and Earth, Silent, still, standing alone, unchanging, All-pervading, unfailing, I do not know its name; I call it tao. If forced to give it a name, I call it Great (ta). Being great, it flows out; Flowing out means far-reaching; Being far-reaching, it is said to return. It's just a shot away..
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Re: i'll jizz on my own face for $300 [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
#23781798 - 10/29/16 04:05 AM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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Bill_Oreilly said:
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Sheekle said:


Oh jeez guys, I had a little accident. I was just sitting around minding my own business, and all of a sudden this thick white stuff wound up all over me, I don't even know how I could have prevented this, it's just such a burden having to clean all this sticky stuff off me, sigh. If only someone threw $300 at me I might accidentally have a little slip-up and make the same mistake again on livestream. Gosh, I sure hope that doesn't happen.
you look exactly how you post
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Re: i'll jizz on my own face for $300 [Re: koods] 3
#23781811 - 10/29/16 04:20 AM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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Sheekle I want you to know that because of this thread I now realize you aren't the wide eyed innocent twink virgin I thought you were but are instead merely a trashy cheap Webcam whore.
You no longer feature in my punishment fuck fantasies .
Unban Bitter Cactus !
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Edited by Moonshoe (10/29/16 04:20 AM)
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Bill_Oreilly
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Re: i'll jizz on my own face for $300 [Re: Moonshoe]
#23782310 - 10/29/16 10:48 AM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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Moonshoe said:
Unban Bitter Cactus !
Thats just going a little too far bro
-------------------- Something there is mysteriously formed, Existing before Heaven and Earth, Silent, still, standing alone, unchanging, All-pervading, unfailing, I do not know its name; I call it tao. If forced to give it a name, I call it Great (ta). Being great, it flows out; Flowing out means far-reaching; Being far-reaching, it is said to return. It's just a shot away..
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Crazy_Horse
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Re: i'll jizz on my own face for $300 [Re: Bill_Oreilly] 2
#23782327 - 10/29/16 10:54 AM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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I thought you had to be over 12 to join this site.
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Crazy_Horse
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Re: i'll jizz on my own face for $300 [Re: Sheekle]
#23782352 - 10/29/16 11:07 AM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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I will give you $300 to permaban yourself and anyone who ever mentions your name.
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Re: i'll jizz on my own face for $300 [Re: Crazy_Horse]
#23782368 - 10/29/16 11:18 AM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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Thankfully Sheekle doesn't have the power to ban anyone.
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moonrockmushy
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Re: i'll jizz on my own face for $300 [Re: psi] 1
#23782373 - 10/29/16 11:21 AM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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...yet. After this thread I would be surprised if they didn't make him a mod. He is killing it.
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koods
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Re: i'll jizz on my own face for $300 [Re: moonrockmushy]
#23782439 - 10/29/16 11:51 AM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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He took ythan's load to the face. That is one of the prerequisites to be a mod.
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Sheekle
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Re: i'll jizz on my own face for $300 [Re: Crazy_Horse]
#23782751 - 10/29/16 01:59 PM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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Crazy_Horse said: I will give you $300 to permaban yourself and anyone who ever mentions your name.
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Sheekle
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Re: i'll jizz on my own face for $300 [Re: Sheekle]
#23786454 - 10/30/16 06:02 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Bump it up!
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Re: i'll jizz on my own face for $300 [Re: Sheekle] 1
#23786510 - 10/30/16 06:29 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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I can help you bump it up.
Let me cum on your face and I will throw an extra 3 bucks on it.
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Mad_Larkin
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Re: i'll jizz on my own face for $300 [Re: vandago]
#23786520 - 10/30/16 06:32 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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i want in on that
shroomery bukkake anyone?
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Jokeshopbeard
Humble Student

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Re: i'll jizz on my own face for $300 [Re: Mad_Larkin]
#23786528 - 10/30/16 06:35 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Those pics are seriously lame Sheeks. You've really dropped the ball on this one.
The only time I've seen anything look more like fake cum is in that porn series with the huge fake cocks that shoot about a gallon of fake cum out of them at the end of the scene.
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Mad_Larkin
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Re: i'll jizz on my own face for $300 [Re: Jokeshopbeard] 3
#23786533 - 10/30/16 06:37 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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oh yeah, that one
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Enjoywho
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Re: i'll jizz on my own face for $300 [Re: Mad_Larkin]
#23786544 - 10/30/16 06:41 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Mad_Larkin said: oh yeah, that one
How could you forget.
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moonrockmushy
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Re: i'll jizz on my own face for $300 [Re: Jokeshopbeard] 1
#23786592 - 10/30/16 07:00 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Jokeshopbeard said: Those pics are seriously lame Sheeks. You've really dropped the ball on this one.
The only time I've seen anything look more like fake cum is in that porn series with the huge fake cocks that shoot about a gallon of fake cum out of them at the end of the scene.
You ever see the ones where they would run up to girls in public places and fake jizz all over them? Classic.
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Re: i'll jizz on my own face for $300 [Re: moonrockmushy] 1
#23786752 - 10/30/16 08:11 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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You ever get turned away from the glory hole cause you didn't have enough teeth?
Those are real tears.
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Asante
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Re: i'll jizz on my own face for $300 [Re: vandago] 2
#23787539 - 10/31/16 05:01 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Sheekle, the Shroomery's Peter Pan, the one minor we can't ban 
Sheekle I had expected you to make a tie dye project out of it.
What is the white stuff anyway?
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Re: i'll jizz on my own face for $300 [Re: Asante]
#24342388 - 05/23/17 08:31 AM (6 years, 8 months ago) |
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lol
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