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Jokeshopbeard
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Re: i'll jizz on my own face for $300 [Re: moonrockmushy]
#23778024 - 10/27/16 07:36 PM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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Maybe this thread was made with the covert intention that someone might PM him and offer $300 to cum on his face?
I'm not offering. I suppose I could send him a packet of my own sperm for $300 though.
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Re: i'll jizz on my own face for $300 [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
#23778058 - 10/27/16 07:42 PM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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If I pay him $300 for his sperm can I tatoo it into your but for free??
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Re: i'll jizz on my own face for $300 [Re: moonrockmushy] 3
#23778121 - 10/27/16 07:51 PM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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Jokeshopbeard said: I'll get any tattoo that the Shroomery is willing to pay for. I've still got some space left.
I might go for that but we will need someone trustworthy to hold the cash in escrow. Got some room on your forehead for a hairy dong?
I'll throw in 50% on that tattoo. I think we should have it pointed at his mouth though. Maybe balls on the forhead like he is being T-bagged. Or better yet a tat of sheekle cumming on himself
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Re: i'll jizz on my own face for $300 [Re: Lophosaurus]
#23778162 - 10/27/16 08:00 PM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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I think we're going to have to pay him some cash on top of paying for the tattoo, he seems reluctant.
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Re: i'll jizz on my own face for $300 [Re: moonrockmushy] 3
#23778194 - 10/27/16 08:10 PM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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I would consider giving him an extra $20 even though he already agreed to do it for free. That will be pretty lame of him not to follow through. A real man follows through with his business arrangements.
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Re: i'll jizz on my own face for $300 [Re: Lophosaurus]
#23778238 - 10/27/16 08:21 PM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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Okay we we should find a good cock and ball artist and pay for the tatoo on the condition that he show up. Anyone in UK good with dick and poke??
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Re: i'll jizz on my own face for $300 [Re: moonrockmushy]
#23778296 - 10/27/16 08:34 PM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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I was thinking a jail house style tattoo to save us some money. If he wants it to actually be a real artsy tattoo I guess that's ok too.
Good idea. Jokeshop send us the name and phone number of a tattoo shop near you and then we can arrange to send the money.
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Re: i'll jizz on my own face for $300 [Re: Lophosaurus]
#23778315 - 10/27/16 08:39 PM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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Lol, I've heard of people using ash from dead pets or relatives in tats. But dried and crumbled cum? I think that would be a bit too surreal. I'll get a sailor style heart with 'Sheekle' written across or under it on my ribs for $150 though.
Half the price of Sheekles offer, and you won't have to get traumatised by the video he's intending to share either. Sounds like a win/win to me.
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Re: i'll jizz on my own face for $300 [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
#23778333 - 10/27/16 08:45 PM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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Naw if you're going to entertain you've got to give the crowd what it wants. You can't just the the tattoo that you so clearly want.
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Re: i'll jizz on my own face for $300 [Re: California] 1
#23778338 - 10/27/16 08:46 PM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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California said: This thread is getting homoerotic. I can feel it.
yeah, now that you're here
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Re: i'll jizz on my own face for $300 [Re: moonrockmushy] 1
#23778359 - 10/27/16 08:53 PM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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moonrockmushy said: You can't just the the tattoo that you so clearly want.
Yeah you're right. I might just stump up and get it anyway when I come back from Aus. I've been planning to get a tat to represent the shroomery there anyway, but I think a Sheekle heart would be a lot more fitting.
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Re: i'll jizz on my own face for $300 [Re: Jokeshopbeard] 2
#23778478 - 10/27/16 09:19 PM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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You already agreed Jokeshop. You owe us a tattoo. How about a compromise of small penis on your neck. You can write sheekle on it if you want. Or a tramp stamp that says Sheekle might be good too
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Re: i'll jizz on my own face for $300 [Re: Lophosaurus] 2
#23778673 - 10/27/16 10:33 PM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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The fact this thread got so many replies makes me think you guys actually want to see sheekle cum on his eye or whatever he said
You guys disgust me
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Re: i'll jizz on my own face for $300 [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
#23778729 - 10/27/16 10:48 PM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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You guys crack my shit up!!!!!!
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Re: i'll jizz on my own face for $300 [Re: Gabe_18]
#23778820 - 10/27/16 11:18 PM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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Gabe_18 said: You guys crack my shit up!!!!!!
This place is putrid..talking about cock tattoos and shit. This place needs God.
Where is "JustForToday" when you need him
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Re: i'll jizz on my own face for $300 [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
#23778825 - 10/27/16 11:19 PM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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He daid, like hiz momma
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Re: i'll jizz on my own face for $300 [Re: azur]
#23778830 - 10/27/16 11:21 PM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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Congrats sheekle on making it to the top of the pub ur as popular as ever.
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Re: i'll jizz on my own face for $300 [Re: tdubz]
#23778865 - 10/27/16 11:39 PM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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The power of Christ compels you all!!!! 
Just dont stop ever being you guys its hilarious!!!!
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Re: i'll jizz on my own face for $300 [Re: Sheekle]
#23779125 - 10/28/16 03:39 AM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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damn dude your getting desperate, i remember the days when it was just you and your mom fucking turning tricks and fucking cats at parties to get by but this is low man...
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Re: i'll jizz on my own face for $300 [Re: Connoisseur] 2
#23779135 - 10/28/16 03:50 AM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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