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InvisibleJokeshopbeard
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Re: i'll jizz on my own face for $300 [Re: moonrockmushy]
    #23778024 - 10/27/16 07:36 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Maybe this thread was made with the covert intention that someone might PM him and offer $300 to cum on his face?

I'm not offering. I suppose I could send him a packet of my own sperm for $300 though.


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Re: i'll jizz on my own face for $300 [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
    #23778058 - 10/27/16 07:42 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

If I pay him $300 for his sperm can I tatoo it into your but for free??


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Re: i'll jizz on my own face for $300 [Re: moonrockmushy] * 3
    #23778121 - 10/27/16 07:51 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

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moonrockmushy said:
Quote:

Jokeshopbeard said:
I'll get any tattoo that the Shroomery is willing to pay for. I've still got some space left.




I might go for that but we will need someone trustworthy to hold the cash in escrow.  Got some room on your forehead for a hairy dong?





I'll throw in 50% on that tattoo. I think we should have it pointed at his mouth though. Maybe balls on the forhead like he is being T-bagged. Or better yet a tat of sheekle cumming on himself


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Re: i'll jizz on my own face for $300 [Re: Lophosaurus]
    #23778162 - 10/27/16 08:00 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

I think we're going to have to pay him some cash on top of paying for the tattoo, he seems reluctant.


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Re: i'll jizz on my own face for $300 [Re: moonrockmushy] * 3
    #23778194 - 10/27/16 08:10 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

I would consider giving him an extra $20 even though he already agreed to do it for free. That will be pretty lame of him not to follow through. A real man follows through with his business arrangements.


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Re: i'll jizz on my own face for $300 [Re: Lophosaurus]
    #23778238 - 10/27/16 08:21 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Okay we we should find a good cock and ball artist and pay for the tatoo on the condition that he show up.  Anyone in UK good with dick and poke??


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Re: i'll jizz on my own face for $300 [Re: moonrockmushy]
    #23778296 - 10/27/16 08:34 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

I was thinking a jail house style tattoo to save us some money. If he wants it to actually be a real artsy tattoo I guess that's ok too.

Good idea. Jokeshop send us the name and phone number of a tattoo shop near you and then we can arrange to send the money.


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Re: i'll jizz on my own face for $300 [Re: Lophosaurus]
    #23778315 - 10/27/16 08:39 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Lol, I've heard of people using ash from dead pets or relatives in tats. But dried and crumbled cum? I think that would be a bit too surreal. I'll get a sailor style heart with 'Sheekle' written across or under it on my ribs for $150 though.

Half the price of Sheekles offer, and you won't have to get traumatised by the video he's intending to share either. Sounds like a win/win to me.


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Re: i'll jizz on my own face for $300 [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
    #23778333 - 10/27/16 08:45 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Naw if you're going to entertain you've got to give the crowd what it wants.  You can't just the the tattoo that you so clearly want.


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Re: i'll jizz on my own face for $300 [Re: California] * 1
    #23778338 - 10/27/16 08:46 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

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California said:
This thread is getting homoerotic.  I can feel it.





yeah, now that you're here


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Re: i'll jizz on my own face for $300 [Re: moonrockmushy] * 1
    #23778359 - 10/27/16 08:53 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

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moonrockmushy said:
You can't just the the tattoo that you so clearly want.



Yeah you're right. I might just stump up and get it anyway when I come back from Aus. I've been planning to get a tat to represent the shroomery there anyway, but I think a Sheekle heart would be a lot more fitting.


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Re: i'll jizz on my own face for $300 [Re: Jokeshopbeard] * 2
    #23778478 - 10/27/16 09:19 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

You already agreed Jokeshop. You owe us a tattoo. How about a compromise of small penis on your neck. You can write sheekle on it if you want. Or a tramp stamp that says Sheekle might be good too


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Re: i'll jizz on my own face for $300 [Re: Lophosaurus] * 2
    #23778673 - 10/27/16 10:33 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

The fact this thread got so many replies makes me think you guys actually want to see sheekle cum on his eye or whatever he said

You guys disgust me


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I do not know its name; I call it tao.
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Great (ta). Being great, it flows out;
Flowing out means far-reaching;
Being far-reaching, it is said to return.


It's just a shot away..


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Re: i'll jizz on my own face for $300 [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
    #23778729 - 10/27/16 10:48 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

You guys crack my shit up!!!!!!:rofl2:


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Re: i'll jizz on my own face for $300 [Re: Gabe_18]
    #23778820 - 10/27/16 11:18 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

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Gabe_18 said:
You guys crack my shit up!!!!!!:rofl2:





This place is putrid..talking about cock tattoos and shit. This place needs God.


Where is "JustForToday" when you need him


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Something there is mysteriously formed,
Existing before Heaven and Earth,
Silent, still, standing alone, unchanging,
All-pervading, unfailing,
I do not know its name; I call it tao.
If forced to give it a name, I call it
Great (ta). Being great, it flows out;
Flowing out means far-reaching;
Being far-reaching, it is said to return.


It's just a shot away..


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Re: i'll jizz on my own face for $300 [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
    #23778825 - 10/27/16 11:19 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

He daid, like hiz momma


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Re: i'll jizz on my own face for $300 [Re: azur]
    #23778830 - 10/27/16 11:21 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Congrats sheekle on making it to the top of the pub ur as popular as ever.


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Re: i'll jizz on my own face for $300 [Re: tdubz]
    #23778865 - 10/27/16 11:39 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

The power of Christ compels you all!!!! :wink:

Just dont stop ever being you guys its hilarious!!!!


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Re: i'll jizz on my own face for $300 [Re: Sheekle]
    #23779125 - 10/28/16 03:39 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

damn dude your getting desperate, i remember the days when it was just you and your mom fucking turning tricks and fucking cats at parties to get by but this is low man...


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Re: i'll jizz on my own face for $300 [Re: Connoisseur] * 2
    #23779135 - 10/28/16 03:50 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY
THIS WEEK
SHEEKLE VS COASTER


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