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Lucis
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Re: i'll jizz on my own face for $300 [Re: California]
#23776214 - 10/27/16 10:26 AM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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California said: This thread is getting homoerotic. I can feel it.
That throbbing feeling in your rectum, I know, for I too feel it.
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Asante
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Re: i'll jizz on my own face for $300 [Re: Sheekle] 4
#23776554 - 10/27/16 12:20 PM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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Sheekle, we had a guy who literally tattood SHROOMERY on his own nutsack:

As a Shroomery celeb I expect you to outdo that!
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Re: i'll jizz on my own face for $300 [Re: Sheekle]
#23776818 - 10/27/16 01:45 PM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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I feel like a lot of things that are said here are taken the wrong way.
At least half the shit I say. Or not. Who knows. Wtf are we talking about??
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Re: i'll jizz on my own face for $300 [Re: shadyy] 2
#23777305 - 10/27/16 04:04 PM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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You should combine your fleshlight/pepper challenge Van, so that instead of Sheeks cumming in his own face, you cum through the fleshlight, sending a combination of pepper juice and cum directly into his right eye.
I'll pay double my previous offer for that.
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Re: i'll jizz on my own face for $300 [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
#23777318 - 10/27/16 04:07 PM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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Careful what you pay for JSB. I think Sheekle really needs the cash.
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Herbologist
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Re: i'll jizz on my own face for $300 [Re: PatrickKn] 3
#23777332 - 10/27/16 04:12 PM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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OP has hit rock bottom or is literally dying for attention. Maybe both.
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Lucis
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Re: i'll jizz on my own face for $300 [Re: Asante]
#23777359 - 10/27/16 04:21 PM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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Asante said: Sheekle, we had a guy who literally tattood SHROOMERY on his own nutsack:

As a Shroomery celeb I expect you to outdo that!
I would do it right across my asshole, that way every time I took a shit I could think of this lame thread.
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Re: i'll jizz on my own face for $300 [Re: Lucis]
#23777385 - 10/27/16 04:30 PM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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I'll get any tattoo that the Shroomery is willing to pay for. I've still got some space left.
-------------------- Let it be seen that you are nothing. And in knowing that you are nothing... there is nothing to lose, there is nothing to gain. What can happen to you? Something can happen to the body, but it will either heal or it won't. What's the big deal? Let life knock you to bits. Let life take you apart. Let life destroy you. It will only destroy what you are not. --Jac O'keeffe
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Re: i'll jizz on my own face for $300 [Re: Jokeshopbeard] 3
#23777391 - 10/27/16 04:32 PM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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Whore.
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Lucis
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Re: i'll jizz on my own face for $300 [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
#23777450 - 10/27/16 04:53 PM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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Jokeshopbeard said: I'll get any tattoo that the Shroomery is willing to pay for. I've still got some space left.
Get "pussy magnet" across your upper lip.
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Re: i'll jizz on my own face for $300 [Re: Lucis]
#23777476 - 10/27/16 05:01 PM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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I have a tattoo on my lower back of the Chinese characters for "harder" and "deeper"
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Re: i'll jizz on my own face for $300 [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
#23777497 - 10/27/16 05:09 PM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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Jokeshopbeard said: I'll get any tattoo that the Shroomery is willing to pay for. I've still got some space left.
I might go for that but we will need someone trustworthy to hold the cash in escrow. Got some room on your forehead for a hairy dong?
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Re: i'll jizz on my own face for $300 [Re: moonrockmushy]
#23777589 - 10/27/16 05:37 PM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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Can't do anything in a place that cannot be covered right now, but I've still got one whole side of my ribs that's good to go.
I nominate Sheekle to hold the cash. He can send it to me after it's been steeped in his cum for a few days.
-------------------- Let it be seen that you are nothing. And in knowing that you are nothing... there is nothing to lose, there is nothing to gain. What can happen to you? Something can happen to the body, but it will either heal or it won't. What's the big deal? Let life knock you to bits. Let life take you apart. Let life destroy you. It will only destroy what you are not. --Jac O'keeffe
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Re: i'll jizz on my own face for $300 [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
#23777658 - 10/27/16 05:55 PM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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Yeah I definitely don't trust sheekle right now. He will spend it all getting a rib removed or some shit like that.
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Jokeshopbeard
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Re: i'll jizz on my own face for $300 [Re: moonrockmushy]
#23777681 - 10/27/16 06:00 PM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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I wish I knew if he was actually serious about his desire to suck his own cock. Or to cum in his own face. Or about anything he ever says here, for that matter...
-------------------- Let it be seen that you are nothing. And in knowing that you are nothing... there is nothing to lose, there is nothing to gain. What can happen to you? Something can happen to the body, but it will either heal or it won't. What's the big deal? Let life knock you to bits. Let life take you apart. Let life destroy you. It will only destroy what you are not. --Jac O'keeffe
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Re: i'll jizz on my own face for $300 [Re: Jokeshopbeard] 2
#23777697 - 10/27/16 06:03 PM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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Jokeshopbeard said: I wish I knew if he was actually serious about his desire to suck his own cock. Or to cum in his own face. Or about anything he ever says here, for that matter...
If you really wanna know, the answer is no.
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Re: i'll jizz on my own face for $300 [Re: hex_enduction] 6
#23777713 - 10/27/16 06:06 PM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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If you really wanna know, the answer is $300 and whatever you want babe.
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Re: i'll jizz on my own face for $300 [Re: Sheekle]
#23777733 - 10/27/16 06:10 PM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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God damn it sheekle.
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Re: i'll jizz on my own face for $300 [Re: PatrickKn]
#23777821 - 10/27/16 06:32 PM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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PatrickKn said: If you really wanna know, the answer is $300 and whatever you want babe.
I thought that was the answer you got from a hooker?
Is Sheekle secretly a hooker?
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Re: i'll jizz on my own face for $300 [Re: Jokeshopbeard] 5
#23777835 - 10/27/16 06:39 PM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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Secretly?
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