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Re: i'll jizz on my own face for $300 [Re: Jokeshopbeard] * 4
    #23774984 - 10/26/16 10:15 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

You hit people at work that pissed you off?  Ha ha.  Damn dude. You're a bigger turd then we all already thought. A fucking bully. Hahaha. Your weak ink doesn't make you tough.


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Re: i'll jizz on my own face for $300 [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
    #23774987 - 10/26/16 10:15 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Damn I haven't fought since high school. All though I wrestled for 8 years and boxed for 6. When I see 2 grown adults fighting all I can do is laugh. So childish.


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Re: i'll jizz on my own face for $300 [Re: azur] * 2
    #23775383 - 10/27/16 12:57 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

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azur said:
You hit people at work that pissed you off?  Ha ha.  Damn dude. You're a bigger turd then we all already thought. A fucking bully. Hahaha. Your weak ink doesn't make you tough.



That was a long time ago, and I was a very different person back then. You know, because people change, right? Minute on minute, year on year. Fuck if you really drill down into it you ain't the same person second by second. I don't know if you've ever noticed that. From the way you talk it doesn't sound like you're at all aware of this phenomenon. You've made your judgement, and thus it sits in the law of the realm of azur, only being bolstered by confirmation bias rather than ever questioned.

Well, I should add a caveat; people change providing they don't spend all their time passing judgement on other people rather than looking at themselves. Your judgement of me is like water off a ducks back to me now, because every time you judge me you're only doing a disservice to yourself.


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Re: i'll jizz on my own face for $300 [Re: Jokeshopbeard] * 1
    #23775389 - 10/27/16 01:02 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

something here smells like dookie and I couldn't find out the source until I lifted up my dogs tail and saw dookie stuck on her ass:rolleyes:


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Re: i'll jizz on my own face for $300 [Re: Sheekle]
    #23775412 - 10/27/16 01:17 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Sheekle said:
yeah if falsereality transfers the cold hard cash i'll forgive him for all the bad stuff he's done



Are you gonna give him a shout, or are you just gonna wait and see if he notices this thread?

Remember that olive branch I extended back when? It didn't work straight away but it set the tone for our communication until we came to an understanding. The fact that you call him an enemy suggests to me you probably need to put in a little work.

Although saying that, I wouldn't be very enthusiastic if the end product was me cumming in my own face. What are you gonna do with the $300? You must be spending it on something worthwhile. I don't think any amount of money could make me even consider it...


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Re: i'll jizz on my own face for $300 [Re: Jokeshopbeard] * 1
    #23775419 - 10/27/16 01:24 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

OP prolly cums on his own face regularly, now hes secretly telling us about it

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Re: i'll jizz on my own face for $300 [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
    #23775701 - 10/27/16 06:17 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

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I always seem to have one enemy in life. These days, it's normally someone at work who tries to flex their authority over me. After losing 3 jobs for hitting said people, I've had to learn to just keep that feeling to myself.

But I agree, I have never thought of anyone here as an enemy. Unreasonable perhaps, but then so am I at times, and a sn community is founded on trying to soth that shit over, as Sheekle and I did after our run ins just after I became a mod.

Perhaps this is a call for you to try and smooth things over with FR Sheeks?



LOL how do you not three assualt charges?  for as much as you talk about beating people up im surprised you're not behind bars


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Re: i'll jizz on my own face for $300 [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy]
    #23775711 - 10/27/16 06:31 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Why aren't all the gangs behind bars in the states when they're out there fighting daily/weekly/whatever?

As for the work situations, they were each unique and complicated. On the first I was shoved first - I wish I hadn't responded cause they I could have had him legally. But I was 16 and at the height of my aggression. I didn't even think.

The second I was just a dick. I hold my hands up to that, it was totally uncalled for. And the third was at a Christmas party, and drink was involved. I had been pushed verbally, and snapped. They spent a month investigating it, but agreed to sweep it under the carpet if I resigned as 'my performance there had been exemplary'

That last one is the only one I regret - it was the best job I ever had. But some prick was insulting the whole team I led (behind our backs), and you know what I'm like about team spirit by now. I found him at the party, confronted him, and snapped when he refused to apologise. I vowed from the day they told me I had to leave onwards to never fight at work again. I figure if you aint learned your lesson in anything after 3 mistakes, then you're just a god damned hopeless idiot. And I've really wanted to hit people at work since, real, real bad, but the fact I fucked up 10 years ago that many times has kept me in check. It's not a mistake I'll make again - I very. very rarely feel aggression like I used to.


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Re: i'll jizz on my own face for $300 [Re: Sheekle]
    #23775712 - 10/27/16 06:31 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

You prolly do that for free
:lol:

Your just trying to scheme  up idears to make money off your inner  slut

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Re: i'll jizz on my own face for $300 [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
    #23775876 - 10/27/16 08:19 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Jokeshopbeard said:
Quote:

azur said:
You hit people at work that pissed you off?  Ha ha.  Damn dude. You're a bigger turd then we all already thought. A fucking bully. Hahaha. Your weak ink doesn't make you tough.



That was a long time ago, and I was a very different person back then. You know, because people change, right? Minute on minute, year on year. Fuck if you really drill down into it you ain't the same person second by second. I don't know if you've ever noticed that. From the way you talk it doesn't sound like you're at all aware of this phenomenon. You've made your judgement, and thus it sits in the law of the realm of azur, only being bolstered by confirmation bias rather than ever questioned.

Well, I should add a caveat; people change providing they don't spend all their time passing judgement on other people rather than looking at themselves. Your judgement of me is like water off a ducks back to me now, because every time you judge me you're only doing a disservice to yourself.



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Re: i'll jizz on my own face for $300 [Re: SunnyD] * 1
    #23776034 - 10/27/16 09:35 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

mods ban DZ from this thread


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Re: i'll jizz on my own face for $300 [Re: Sheekle]
    #23776042 - 10/27/16 09:39 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

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I hate falsereality he's my worst enemy. But he raised like $120 and if he transfers it to my paypal i'll post screenshots he did it and if i get the other $180 to my paypal i'll do it livestream





I'll jizz on your face for $8


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Re: i'll jizz on my own face for $300 [Re: Sheekle]
    #23776076 - 10/27/16 09:50 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

:laugh2:

I can shit post just as much as you bb


You feel threatened for ur p0pularity, or something


and you always act uptight anymore we talk :shrug:
You haven't talked to me like a friend in idk how long


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Re: i'll jizz on my own face for $300 [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
    #23776119 - 10/27/16 10:02 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Jokeshopbeard said:

I don't understand why anyone would have enemies here.





I agree, some people on here I disagree with which is normal because you can't please everyone, but I don't view anyone as an enemy here, even when people poke fun at me for my "love is all you need" rubbish I am always spewing I don't feel anger at them.:lol:

If you can't laugh at yourself, then you're a miserable person, gotta love yourself.

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Re: i'll jizz on my own face for $300 [Re: SunnyD]
    #23776121 - 10/27/16 10:03 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

thats because every time i open my mouth to talk to you, you start trying to jerk off in it


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Re: i'll jizz on my own face for $300 [Re: Sheekle]
    #23776132 - 10/27/16 10:06 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

What I said in this thread wasn't even coming on to you?


WHy are you  pent up over nothing :confused:


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Re: i'll jizz on my own face for $300 [Re: Sheekle]
    #23776135 - 10/27/16 10:06 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Sheekle said:
thats because every time i open my mouth to talk to you, you start trying to jerk off in it




Quote:

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I'll jizz on your face for $8




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Re: i'll jizz on my own face for $300 [Re: SunnyD]
    #23776145 - 10/27/16 10:09 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

I got $2 on it.


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Re: i'll jizz on my own face for $300 [Re: vandago] * 4
    #23776183 - 10/27/16 10:18 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

This thread is getting homoerotic.  I can feel it.


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Re: i'll jizz on my own face for $300 [Re: California] * 2
    #23776187 - 10/27/16 10:18 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

I started thinking about eating mdma as soon as I clicked it.


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