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OfflineLucisM
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Re: i'll jizz on my own face for $300 [Re: Jokeshopbeard] * 1
    #23771824 - 10/25/16 11:04 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

I concur.

Throw in some fire juggling while furiously masturbating and we might have a proper show.


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Re: i'll jizz on my own face for $300 [Re: Lucis] * 1
    #23771836 - 10/25/16 11:08 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Did you ever see what Vandago was proposing for a crowd fund? Something about filling a flesh light with super hot chilli's and attempting to cum in it, and if he didn't the money went to charity.

Seems a far more noble cause.

Sheeks, if you don't land the whole load on your face will you donate to charity? If so, put me down for 10.


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Re: i'll jizz on my own face for $300 [Re: Jokeshopbeard] * 1
    #23772023 - 10/26/16 12:34 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

If he says "This is for my homie Jokeshopbeard at www.shroomery.org!" when he does it, put me down for 10.


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Re: i'll jizz on my own face for $300 [Re: California]
    #23772034 - 10/26/16 12:41 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

I'll throw in another 10 for every quote in his sig if he says them right as he's booming.

I didn't read the start of the thread, but I figure you're at least 60 bucks in now Sheeks.


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Re: i'll jizz on my own face for $300 [Re: Sheekle]
    #23772107 - 10/26/16 01:27 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Sheekle said:
I really enjoy the smell of penises





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Re: i'll jizz on my own face for $300 [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
    #23772290 - 10/26/16 04:11 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Jokeshopbeard said:
Someone needs to raise the bar. It's sunk way too low with this thread.



Ok.  Sheekle get a homeless guy to lay some sperm in your eyehole and I will send you some shiny beads.


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Re: i'll jizz on my own face for $300 [Re: Sheekle]
    #23772329 - 10/26/16 04:54 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Sheekle said:
i'll add a gofundme to this thread in a few hrs

if we can raise $300 i'll upload a picture of my own jizz all over my face so u guys can post it all over the shroomery for decades to cum and ruin my internet rep


any interest?




Damn dude, some deep seated psychological shit goin on here.

Don't know if it's related to your mother being an alcoholic and ignoring you so you now have attention seeking behavior?
But this is attention seeking behavior with a twist, I wonder, why do you need 300$ so badly?

Or is it even about the money?

No saying what you would do with a heroin addiction, but I'll def say that I think you're a closet homo and you need to come out to your family, but most importantly your mother

You have me on ignore, but for once I have some serious advice for u


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Re: i'll jizz on my own face for $300 [Re: HamHead]
    #23772479 - 10/26/16 07:26 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

HamHead said:
Quote:

Bill_Oreilly said:
ill do it for a poptart




Hot or cold?





Gotta be warm just like the jizz


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Existing before Heaven and Earth,
Silent, still, standing alone, unchanging,
All-pervading, unfailing,
I do not know its name; I call it tao.
If forced to give it a name, I call it
Great (ta). Being great, it flows out;
Flowing out means far-reaching;
Being far-reaching, it is said to return.


It's just a shot away..


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Re: i'll jizz on my own face for $300 [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
    #23774748 - 10/26/16 08:54 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Sheekle has deserted his thread. I suspect once he saw that the money could potentially come rolling in, he realised that he might actually have to end up doing it. I'm offering 1/6th of the total myself.


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Re: i'll jizz on my own face for $300 [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
    #23774834 - 10/26/16 09:21 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

gofundme isnt working :confused:


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"The more I see you post the more I realize you're just this fuckin tie dye loser who trolls the Shroomery 24/7." - Herbologist
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Re: i'll jizz on my own face for $300 [Re: Sheekle] * 2
    #23774842 - 10/26/16 09:24 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

They probably have to filter out and auto delete Jizz on Face pages all the time.


Edited by PatrickKn (10/26/16 09:24 PM)


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Re: i'll jizz on my own face for $300 [Re: PatrickKn]
    #23774849 - 10/26/16 09:26 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Speak to Falsereality Sheeks, man knows his shit - Remember how he set up that one to schedule a flight for a fight between us with absolute ease?


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Let it be seen that you are nothing. And in knowing that you are nothing... there is nothing to lose, there is nothing to gain. What can happen to you? Something can happen to the body, but it will either heal or it won't. What's the big deal? Let life knock you to bits. Let life take you apart. Let life destroy you. It will only destroy what you are not.
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Re: i'll jizz on my own face for $300 [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
    #23774862 - 10/26/16 09:31 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

I hate falsereality he's my worst enemy. But he raised like $120 and if he transfers it to my paypal i'll post screenshots he did it and if i get the other $180 to my paypal i'll do it livestream


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"I hope JSB kicks your ass one day." - Vandago
"you are the biggest 'internet guy' I have ever come across"- Jokeshopbeard
"The more I see you post the more I realize you're just this fuckin tie dye loser who trolls the Shroomery 24/7." - Herbologist
"Sheekle you cannot vile the dice of bullshit you have posted on this forum over the years, I like databases" - thelastoneleft
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Re: i'll jizz on my own face for $300 [Re: Sheekle]
    #23774884 - 10/26/16 09:41 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

ill mail $25 :thumbup: :stoned:


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Re: i'll jizz on my own face for $300 [Re: PatrickKn] * 2
    #23774901 - 10/26/16 09:49 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

PatrickKn said:
They probably have to filter out and auto delete Jizz on Face pages all the time.



Carrot in butt ones are still fair game though right?


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Re: i'll jizz on my own face for $300 [Re: psi]
    #23774916 - 10/26/16 09:53 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

I'll jizz on your face for free.


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Re: i'll jizz on my own face for $300 [Re: Sheekle] * 1
    #23774920 - 10/26/16 09:54 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Sheekle said:
I hate falsereality he's my worst enemy.



I don't understand why anyone would have enemies here. Sure, there's some people who wind me up a bit, and I them, but that's only case we're from different walks of life.

Do you feel like you've had many enemies here over the years?

Anyway, if FR agrees to stump up, along with my contribution you'll be up to $180. $205 including Neals offer.

Bear in mind my contribution has conditions though. They're listed a few posts up.


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Re: i'll jizz on my own face for $300 [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
    #23774927 - 10/26/16 09:57 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

I have no enemies here. That's just silly. I don't even have any enemies in real life let alone a message board. :lol:


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"The road to hell is paved with good intentions."

"In the days of kings and queens I was a jester."

"And then the great lord created bears... too many bears... shoulda really dialed back on the bears." Squidbillies

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Re: i'll jizz on my own face for $300 [Re: Enjoywho]
    #23774950 - 10/26/16 10:05 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

I always seem to have one enemy in life. These days, it's normally someone at work who tries to flex their authority over me. After losing 3 jobs for hitting said people, I've had to learn to just keep that feeling to myself.

But I agree, I have never thought of anyone here as an enemy. Unreasonable perhaps, but then so am I at times, and a strong community is founded on trying to smooth that shit over, as Sheekle and I did after our run ins just after I became a mod.

Perhaps this is a call for you to try and smooth things over with FR Sheeks?


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--Jac O'keeffe


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Re: i'll jizz on my own face for $300 [Re: Jokeshopbeard] * 2
    #23774979 - 10/26/16 10:13 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

haha what the fuck u got fired from 3 jobs for hitting ur bosses lmao thats crazy


yeah if falsereality transfers the cold hard cash i'll forgive him for all the bad stuff he's done


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"Ur cat died because he hated u" - Koods
"I hope JSB kicks your ass one day." - Vandago
"you are the biggest 'internet guy' I have ever come across"- Jokeshopbeard
"The more I see you post the more I realize you're just this fuckin tie dye loser who trolls the Shroomery 24/7." - Herbologist
"Sheekle you cannot vile the dice of bullshit you have posted on this forum over the years, I like databases" - thelastoneleft
"or maybe i just come from a blood line of superior intelligence" - trees

R.I.P Kelsy, ?/?/?? - 6/11/16


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