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Sheekle
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Re: i'll jizz on my own face for $300 *DELETED* [Re: Sanguin3] 2
#23771289 - 10/25/16 08:02 PM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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VOTE FOR ME FOR SHROOMERY PRESIDENT
-------------------- "Ur cat died because he hated u" - Koods "I hope JSB kicks your ass one day." - Vandago "you are the biggest 'internet guy' I have ever come across"- Jokeshopbeard "The more I see you post the more I realize you're just this fuckin tie dye loser who trolls the Shroomery 24/7." - Herbologist "Sheekle you cannot vile the dice of bullshit you have posted on this forum over the years, I like databases" - thelastoneleft "or maybe i just come from a blood line of superior intelligence" - trees R.I.P Kelsy, ?/?/?? - 6/11/16
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Sheekle
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Re: i'll jizz on my own face for $300 *DELETED* [Re: Sheekle] 4
#23771291 - 10/25/16 08:02 PM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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I'LL LET ASANTE JIZZ ON MY FACE FOR $299.99
-------------------- "Ur cat died because he hated u" - Koods "I hope JSB kicks your ass one day." - Vandago "you are the biggest 'internet guy' I have ever come across"- Jokeshopbeard "The more I see you post the more I realize you're just this fuckin tie dye loser who trolls the Shroomery 24/7." - Herbologist "Sheekle you cannot vile the dice of bullshit you have posted on this forum over the years, I like databases" - thelastoneleft "or maybe i just come from a blood line of superior intelligence" - trees R.I.P Kelsy, ?/?/?? - 6/11/16
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Re: i'll jizz on my own face for $300 *DELETED* [Re: Sheekle]
#23771298 - 10/25/16 08:05 PM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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If I pay the full fee can I have him mail me the fetid seed and dump it on you personally?
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California
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Re: i'll jizz on my own face for $300 [Re: Sheekle]
#23771304 - 10/25/16 08:08 PM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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Sheekle said: i'll add a gofundme to this thread in a few hrs
if we can raise $300 i'll upload a picture of my own jizz all over my face so u guys can post it all over the shroomery for decades to cum and ruin my internet rep
any interest?
Will you do it while listening to Mac DeMarco songs?
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azur
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Re: i'll jizz on my own face for $300 *DELETED* [Re: Sanguin3]
#23771306 - 10/25/16 08:09 PM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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Sanguin3 said: If requesting 300 bucks to jizz on your own face is pub appropriate then I don't think anything should be off limits.
The mods here never cease to amaze me.
I like Enlil. My guess is sheeklefag took me off ignore long enough to be the rat he is.
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Re: i'll jizz on my own face for $300 *DELETED* [Re: azur] 1
#23771360 - 10/25/16 08:27 PM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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I could totally see this thread being used as anti drug propoganda.
... in a matter of weeks after your first tab you will be unable to hold a job due to the built of drugs in your spinal cord you will resort to slangin tye dies to other druggies on the internet and not soon after the drug will really take ahold of your life and you will be laying on your back in front of a webcam blowing your wad in your face for money to support your habit.
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Bodhi of Ankou
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Re: i'll jizz on my own face for $300 *DELETED* [Re: Sheekle] 1
#23771398 - 10/25/16 08:40 PM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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Im sure koods already jizzed all over your face on more than one occasion. So in a way the shroomery kind of already has.
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koods
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Re: i'll jizz on my own face for $300 *DELETED* [Re: Bodhi of Ankou]
#23771414 - 10/25/16 08:45 PM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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I jizzed in his ass. He didn't want to waste it.
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ohcrapitsnico
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Re: i'll jizz on my own face for $300 *DELETED* [Re: Sheekle]
#23771435 - 10/25/16 08:49 PM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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What do you need $300 for? Why not just do it for free?
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Sheekle
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Re: i'll jizz on my own face for $300 *DELETED* [Re: ohcrapitsnico] 1
#23771445 - 10/25/16 08:51 PM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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everyone eds 300 bux bro i'm just a cog in the big jizz machine in the sky
-------------------- "Ur cat died because he hated u" - Koods "I hope JSB kicks your ass one day." - Vandago "you are the biggest 'internet guy' I have ever come across"- Jokeshopbeard "The more I see you post the more I realize you're just this fuckin tie dye loser who trolls the Shroomery 24/7." - Herbologist "Sheekle you cannot vile the dice of bullshit you have posted on this forum over the years, I like databases" - thelastoneleft "or maybe i just come from a blood line of superior intelligence" - trees R.I.P Kelsy, ?/?/?? - 6/11/16
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koods
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Re: i'll jizz on my own face for $300 *DELETED* [Re: ohcrapitsnico]
#23771454 - 10/25/16 08:53 PM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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ohcrapitsnico said: What do you need $300 for? Why not just do it for free?
I charge $300 to jizz in his ass.
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Re: i'll jizz on my own face for $300 [Re: Sheekle]
#23771598 - 10/25/16 09:51 PM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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You would have to film yourself doing the deed so we know it's not some prop jizz, or koods jizz.
$300 for your jizz, maybe more for another persons.
Your move sheeks...your move.
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ohcrapitsnico
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Re: i'll jizz on my own face for $300 [Re: Lucis]
#23771600 - 10/25/16 09:53 PM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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I'll contribute if Fennario is in the vid.
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Sheekle
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Re: i'll jizz on my own face for $300 [Re: ohcrapitsnico]
#23771660 - 10/25/16 10:15 PM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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I wouls film it, i can do it on a livestream. $300
-------------------- "Ur cat died because he hated u" - Koods "I hope JSB kicks your ass one day." - Vandago "you are the biggest 'internet guy' I have ever come across"- Jokeshopbeard "The more I see you post the more I realize you're just this fuckin tie dye loser who trolls the Shroomery 24/7." - Herbologist "Sheekle you cannot vile the dice of bullshit you have posted on this forum over the years, I like databases" - thelastoneleft "or maybe i just come from a blood line of superior intelligence" - trees R.I.P Kelsy, ?/?/?? - 6/11/16
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Re: i'll jizz on my own face for $300 [Re: ohcrapitsnico]
#23771665 - 10/25/16 10:16 PM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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ohcrapitsnico said: I'll contribute if Fennario is in the vid.
How about fennario jizzes in his own face and sheekle films it
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NotSheekle said “if I believed she was 16 I would become unattracted to her”
Edited by koods (10/25/16 10:18 PM)
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Re: i'll jizz on my own face for $300 [Re: koods]
#23771682 - 10/25/16 10:19 PM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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Crack habit getting expensive eh?
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Re: i'll jizz on my own face for $300 [Re: ModestMouse] 1
#23771697 - 10/25/16 10:23 PM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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Why don't you get in on this too. Better than that shitty dish job
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Edited by koods (10/25/16 10:23 PM)
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Re: i'll jizz on my own face for $300 [Re: koods]
#23771710 - 10/25/16 10:25 PM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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Because I'm not a black cat faced son of a bitch is why not.
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Lucis
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Re: i'll jizz on my own face for $300 [Re: koods]
#23771763 - 10/25/16 10:44 PM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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koods said:
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ohcrapitsnico said: I'll contribute if Fennario is in the vid.
How about fennario jizzes in his own face and sheekle films it
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Re: i'll jizz on my own face for $300 [Re: Lucis] 1
#23771820 - 10/25/16 11:03 PM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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Someone needs to raise the bar. It's sunk way too low with this thread.
-------------------- Let it be seen that you are nothing. And in knowing that you are nothing... there is nothing to lose, there is nothing to gain. What can happen to you? Something can happen to the body, but it will either heal or it won't. What's the big deal? Let life knock you to bits. Let life take you apart. Let life destroy you. It will only destroy what you are not. --Jac O'keeffe
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