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InvisibleMalcolm_Xtasy
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Re: i'll jizz on my own face for $300 [Re: Sheekle] * 11
    #23770447 - 10/25/16 03:40 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Damn sheekle. Your shroomery popularity is hanging by a thread. Have you considered rehab? You've hit rock bottom


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Re: i'll jizz on my own face for $300 [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy]
    #23770455 - 10/25/16 03:42 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Calm down guys let's not fuck this up now.I think most of us here wanna see sheekle stoop this low for various reasons


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Re: i'll jizz on my own face for $300 [Re: Sheekle]
    #23770460 - 10/25/16 03:43 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Sheekle I'll send you $2000 thru paypal in exchange for a video

Nvm, he has me on ignore, he won't see my offer.


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InvisibleSheekle
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Re: i'll jizz on my own face for $300 [Re: CHeifM4sterDiezL] * 2
    #23770468 - 10/25/16 03:46 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

trees i'll jizz on my own face livestream for the 2 stacks

i fear u wont actually do it tho, so send 1 first n the second after

why do u have 2 G's to blow on some dude bkowing his load on his face?


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OfflineHamHead
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Re: i'll jizz on my own face for $300 [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy]
    #23770474 - 10/25/16 03:48 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Sadly, I used to do this as a young boy. Having my own experimental stage in my early-mid teens, some with other boys, I would lay on my back and lift my legs up over my head and let er' rip.

I am in no way ashamed of what I've done. I'm an animal with primate DNA.

You can cum on yourself all you want, but I'm not giving you a dime unless you can prove you will use said monies to help someone truly in need.

Because we don't need picture of you with cum on your face floating around, though there's probably some already.

:girlofdisapproval:


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OfflineCHeifM4sterDiezL
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Re: i'll jizz on my own face for $300 [Re: HamHead] * 2
    #23770484 - 10/25/16 03:52 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Sheekles not even that hot all these numbers are outrageous. I wanna see hex do it more. Sheekle would jus be funny.


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InvisibleBill_Oreilly
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Re: i'll jizz on my own face for $300 [Re: Sheekle] * 2
    #23770519 - 10/25/16 04:02 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

ill do it for a poptart


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Re: i'll jizz on my own face for $300 [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
    #23770600 - 10/25/16 04:27 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Bill_Oreilly said:
ill do it for a poptart




Hot or cold?


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The Italian researchers’ findings, published by the INT’s scientific magazine Tumori Journal, show 11.6% of 959 healthy volunteers enrolled in a lung cancer screening trial between September 2019 and March 2020 had developed coronavirus antibodies well before February.

https://www.reuters.com/article/us-health-coronavirus-italy-timing-idUSKBN27V0KF

This online first version has been peer-reviewed, accepted and edited,  but not formatted and finalized with corrections from authors and proofreaders

https://www.icandecide.org/


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InvisiblePatrickKn
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Re: i'll jizz on my own face for $300 [Re: Bill_Oreilly] * 4
    #23770610 - 10/25/16 04:29 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Bill_Oreilly said:
ill do it for a poptart



:pm:


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InvisibleCapers
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Re: i'll jizz on my own face for $300 [Re: azur]
    #23770650 - 10/25/16 04:41 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Op is eventually going to do it regardless of whether he gets the money. He's clearly fascinated by it, and is just looking for an excuse to go ahead.


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Offlinekoods
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Re: i'll jizz on my own face for $300 [Re: shadyy]
    #23770671 - 10/25/16 04:48 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

i hate liz said:
This is, like, 1 one 3 things which lead to you becoming a gay sex porn star.

And by porn star, I mean in a video that has about 300 views and a 2 star rating.



He's already done porn



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OfflineReposadoXochipilli
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Re: i'll jizz on my own face for $300 [Re: koods]
    #23770692 - 10/25/16 04:55 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Hate when it hits your face but that's better then hitting your face and having to change the pillow cases.

Sheekle... sheekle sheekle,  glory hole must have gotten patched up or just a slow week.


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OfflineThe Cheshire Cat
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Re: i'll jizz on my own face for $300 [Re: Sheekle]
    #23771021 - 10/25/16 06:45 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

It seems you can make anyone do anything for the right price these days.:shrug:


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Invisiblemoonrockmushy
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Re: i'll jizz on my own face for $300 [Re: The Cheshire Cat]
    #23771086 - 10/25/16 07:03 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

115 enough for you to drink a litre of your own urine on tape?


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Re: i'll jizz on my own face for $300 [Re: Sheekle]
    #23771121 - 10/25/16 07:12 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Sheekle said:
btw did u guys know that dino sperms were sometimes half an inch long?




There's some rat sperm which is a few centimeters long


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Offlinekoods
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Re: i'll jizz on my own face for $300 [Re: Repertoire89] * 1
    #23771134 - 10/25/16 07:15 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

For $300 it should be a video. You can fake a picture.


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OfflineThe Cheshire Cat
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Re: i'll jizz on my own face for $300 [Re: moonrockmushy]
    #23771175 - 10/25/16 07:30 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

I'd probably get high off my urine I think, since i'm prescribed adderall. Tinkle tweaking :lol:


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Invisiblemoonrockmushy
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Re: i'll jizz on my own face for $300 [Re: The Cheshire Cat]
    #23771195 - 10/25/16 07:34 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Ok we can definitely do free.


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Invisibleazur
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Re: i'll jizz on my own face for $300 *DELETED* [Re: azur] * 3
    #23771264 - 10/25/16 07:54 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

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azur said:
Post deleted by Enlil<p>Reason for deletion: Not pub appropriate



:splooge: on sheeklefag


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Re: i'll jizz on my own face for $300 *DELETED* *DELETED* [Re: azur] * 3
    #23771274 - 10/25/16 07:59 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

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