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Malcolm_Xtasy
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Re: i'll jizz on my own face for $300 [Re: Sheekle] 11
#23770447 - 10/25/16 03:40 PM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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Damn sheekle. Your shroomery popularity is hanging by a thread. Have you considered rehab? You've hit rock bottom
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Re: i'll jizz on my own face for $300 [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy]
#23770455 - 10/25/16 03:42 PM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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Calm down guys let's not fuck this up now.I think most of us here wanna see sheekle stoop this low for various reasons
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Re: i'll jizz on my own face for $300 [Re: Sheekle]
#23770460 - 10/25/16 03:43 PM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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Sheekle I'll send you $2000 thru paypal in exchange for a video
Nvm, he has me on ignore, he won't see my offer.
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Sheekle
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trees i'll jizz on my own face livestream for the 2 stacks
i fear u wont actually do it tho, so send 1 first n the second after
why do u have 2 G's to blow on some dude bkowing his load on his face?
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Re: i'll jizz on my own face for $300 [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy]
#23770474 - 10/25/16 03:48 PM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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Sadly, I used to do this as a young boy. Having my own experimental stage in my early-mid teens, some with other boys, I would lay on my back and lift my legs up over my head and let er' rip.
I am in no way ashamed of what I've done. I'm an animal with primate DNA.
You can cum on yourself all you want, but I'm not giving you a dime unless you can prove you will use said monies to help someone truly in need.
Because we don't need picture of you with cum on your face floating around, though there's probably some already.
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Re: i'll jizz on my own face for $300 [Re: HamHead] 2
#23770484 - 10/25/16 03:52 PM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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Sheekles not even that hot all these numbers are outrageous. I wanna see hex do it more. Sheekle would jus be funny.
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Bill_Oreilly
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Re: i'll jizz on my own face for $300 [Re: Sheekle] 2
#23770519 - 10/25/16 04:02 PM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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ill do it for a poptart
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Re: i'll jizz on my own face for $300 [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
#23770600 - 10/25/16 04:27 PM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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Quote:
Bill_Oreilly said: ill do it for a poptart
Hot or cold?
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Re: i'll jizz on my own face for $300 [Re: Bill_Oreilly] 4
#23770610 - 10/25/16 04:29 PM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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Quote:
Bill_Oreilly said: ill do it for a poptart
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Capers
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Re: i'll jizz on my own face for $300 [Re: azur]
#23770650 - 10/25/16 04:41 PM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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Op is eventually going to do it regardless of whether he gets the money. He's clearly fascinated by it, and is just looking for an excuse to go ahead.
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koods
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Re: i'll jizz on my own face for $300 [Re: shadyy]
#23770671 - 10/25/16 04:48 PM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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i hate liz said: This is, like, 1 one 3 things which lead to you becoming a gay sex porn star.
And by porn star, I mean in a video that has about 300 views and a 2 star rating.
He's already done porn
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Re: i'll jizz on my own face for $300 [Re: koods]
#23770692 - 10/25/16 04:55 PM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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Hate when it hits your face but that's better then hitting your face and having to change the pillow cases.
Sheekle... sheekle sheekle, glory hole must have gotten patched up or just a slow week.
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Re: i'll jizz on my own face for $300 [Re: Sheekle]
#23771021 - 10/25/16 06:45 PM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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It seems you can make anyone do anything for the right price these days.
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moonrockmushy
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115 enough for you to drink a litre of your own urine on tape?
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Re: i'll jizz on my own face for $300 [Re: Sheekle]
#23771121 - 10/25/16 07:12 PM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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Sheekle said: btw did u guys know that dino sperms were sometimes half an inch long?
There's some rat sperm which is a few centimeters long
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Re: i'll jizz on my own face for $300 [Re: Repertoire89] 1
#23771134 - 10/25/16 07:15 PM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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For $300 it should be a video. You can fake a picture.
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Re: i'll jizz on my own face for $300 [Re: moonrockmushy]
#23771175 - 10/25/16 07:30 PM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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I'd probably get high off my urine I think, since i'm prescribed adderall. Tinkle tweaking
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moonrockmushy
High on Spite



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Ok we can definitely do free.
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#23771264 - 10/25/16 07:54 PM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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Re: i'll jizz on my own face for $300 *DELETED* *DELETED* [Re: azur] 3
#23771274 - 10/25/16 07:59 PM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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