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Offlineimachavel
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Re: Would the shroomery community ever adopt children? [Re: kr0nik0]
    #23762204 - 10/22/16 08:45 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

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kr0nik0 said:
I feel like I did in a way.

I'm helping raise a 1, 3, and 8 year old.
Or, at least doing the best I can by taking them
into my home and trying to be a positive male role model.

If I have a daughter in the near future, which I would like,
and could afford to adopt a child a few years after that,
I'm pretty sure I would...will.




Now that's real talk

Way to contribute


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Re: Would the shroomery community ever adopt children? [Re: imachavel] * 2
    #23762215 - 10/22/16 08:48 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

I would but I would prefer to have my own kids, selfish as it is, if I had the funds. Gotta spread them genes

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Re: Would the shroomery community ever adopt children? [Re: Ezuma]
    #23763187 - 10/23/16 04:05 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

I would love, love, love to be a sperm donor for a couple of any composition or a single mother wishing to raise a child on her own.

My obesity is NOT genetic. I did a DNA test and my DNA only accounts for being at most 20 lbs overweight.

I have WINNER DNA. I have in my family a bunch of 90 year olds, an unusual number of cum laude university students, a businessman in charge of projects worth hundreds of millions, I have an uncle who beyond the age of 75 STILL RAN MARATHONS and who was a locally and internationally accomplished athlete. We have the brain and the brawn.

My DNA test showed a clean bill of genetic health.

It would be a waste to have my seed go unused.

Its not given me to be a father, that does not fit my life, but I would LOVE LOVE LOVE to donate sperm to people who desire a child but lack a fertile male.

Will ship by overnight courier if we have to.



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Re: Would the shroomery community ever adopt children? [Re: Asante]
    #23763211 - 10/23/16 04:31 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

If you want to send me some sperm I will try to sneak it into a vagina at some point.  That way when they come at me for child support I'll just be like "don't look at me that is asante's baby" :shrug:

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Re: Would the shroomery community ever adopt children? [Re: moonrockmushy]
    #23763222 - 10/23/16 04:44 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

LOL :lol:


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Re: Would the shroomery community ever adopt children? [Re: kr0nik0]
    #23763884 - 10/23/16 10:48 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

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kr0nik0 said:
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Prisoner#1 said:
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imachavel said:
Just a harmless question

Will this turn into a heated debate?

:popcorn:

Why or why not? I say yes. A decent home is better then no home





yes, I would adopt. I'm currently in the process of adopting an 18yo vietnamese girl





That doesn't sound consensual. The adopting of, or the inevitable sex you will have with said Vietnamese girl.

I mean, you could actually go to Vietnam. Beautiful country, I hear. And most likely if you're a nice enough old dude with a couple dollars in your bank account, as you seem to be, you'll receive a lot of marriage proposals from young Vietnamese women's parents.

Make sure you slurp your noodles as well as the pussy.




this was a reference to Woody Allen, the famous film director and probably one of Roman Polanski's pals adopted a young vietnamese girl and then controversially divorced his then wife so he could have a consensual sexual relationship with his adopted daughter...

I know how it looks to us westerners but still I wonder, is she happy about it?  His he happy about it?  Does their love therefore enrich the world in spite of the spectacle of it?


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Re: Would the shroomery community ever adopt children? [Re: kr0nik0] * 1
    #23763944 - 10/23/16 11:09 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

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kr0nik0 said:
Quote:

Prisoner#1 said:
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imachavel said:
Just a harmless question

Will this turn into a heated debate?

:popcorn:

Why or why not? I say yes. A decent home is better then no home





yes, I would adopt. I'm currently in the process of adopting an 18yo vietnamese girl





That doesn't sound consensual. The adopting of, or the inevitable sex you will have with said Vietnamese girl.





it's the duct tape making you say that isnt it, just ignore the handcuffs, stungun and duct tape for a minute


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I mean, you could actually go to Vietnam. Beautiful country, I hear. And most likely if you're a nice enough old dude with a couple dollars in your bank account, as you seem to be, you'll receive a lot of marriage proposals from young Vietnamese women's parents.





oh yeah, consensual... I forgot what it meant

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Re: Would the shroomery community ever adopt children? [Re: travelleler]
    #23763991 - 10/23/16 11:21 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

I've raised my girlfriends 8 year old son since he was about a year old.  His biological father hasn't seen him since he was born and has given up his parental rights to him.  I haven't legally adopted him but I'm his dad.  We also have a 2 year old we had together. He's all mine.

I dont think I could adopt another kid.  Ones tough enough, plus add in the 2 year old and that seems like enough kids for me.


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Re: Would the shroomery community ever adopt children? [Re: DTCharlieB]
    #23764004 - 10/23/16 11:25 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

I want to set the record for most children adopted.  Send me your kids people I am already building the enclosure.

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Re: Would the shroomery community ever adopt children? [Re: imachavel] * 1
    #23764007 - 10/23/16 11:25 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

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imachavel said:
Just a harmless question

Will this turn into a heated debate?

:popcorn:

Why or why not? I say yes. A decent home is better then no home





Already did


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Re: Would the shroomery community ever adopt children? [Re: Bill_Oreilly] * 1
    #23764035 - 10/23/16 11:34 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

We should see about buying a baby on the darknet and raising it as a community.  We will all do our part and take turns wetnursing and whatnot else you do.

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Re: Would the shroomery community ever adopt children? [Re: Asante]
    #23764040 - 10/23/16 11:35 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Asante said:
I would love, love, love to be a sperm donor for a couple of any composition or a single mother wishing to raise a child on her own.

My obesity is NOT genetic. I did a DNA test and my DNA only accounts for being at most 20 lbs overweight.

I have WINNER DNA. I have in my family a bunch of 90 year olds, an unusual number of cum laude university students, a businessman in charge of projects worth hundreds of millions, I have an uncle who beyond the age of 75 STILL RAN MARATHONS and who was a locally and internationally accomplished athlete. We have the brain and the brawn.

My DNA test showed a clean bill of genetic health.

It would be a waste to have my seed go unused.

Its not given me to be a father, that does not fit my life, but I would LOVE LOVE LOVE to donate sperm to people who desire a child but lack a fertile male.

Will ship by overnight courier if we have to.




No offense Asante, but isn't sperm not really viable or the best to use if they're over 35 years old? I mean, the rates of autism or Down's Syndrome increase significantly the older sperm is.

Why haven't you donated to a sperm bank?

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Re: Would the shroomery community ever adopt children? [Re: Crystal G]
    #23764084 - 10/23/16 11:57 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Would not adopt.

If I want kids, I'll have them myself.

But you guys should definitely adopt. Recycling is good for the environment. Not everything has to be brand new.


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Re: Would the shroomery community ever adopt children? [Re: imachavel]
    #23764101 - 10/23/16 12:06 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

I think it might be interesting if the shroomery adopted a kid.  Like how corporations have speech rights,  they should have the right to adopt children also.
Ythan could strap the kid down in front of a bank of monitors A Clockwork Orange style, and we could all have a hand in "raising" it.


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Re: Would the shroomery community ever adopt children? [Re: ballsalsa] * 2
    #23764134 - 10/23/16 12:19 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Can't we just leave it in Pris's barn and take it out when it is old enough to post here?

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Re: Would the shroomery community ever adopt children? [Re: imachavel]
    #23764141 - 10/23/16 12:21 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

FUCK NO

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Re: Would the shroomery community ever adopt children? [Re: Apostle]
    #23765088 - 10/23/16 07:14 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

I would love to donate my sperm to a hot chinese woman then have her have the baby then have her give it back to me for me to raise with my 4 year old


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Existing before Heaven and Earth,
Silent, still, standing alone, unchanging,
All-pervading, unfailing,
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Great (ta). Being great, it flows out;
Flowing out means far-reaching;
Being far-reaching, it is said to return.


It's just a shot away..

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Re: Would the shroomery community ever adopt children? [Re: Crystal G] * 1
    #23765153 - 10/23/16 07:38 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Crystal G said:
Quote:

Asante said:
I would love, love, love to be a sperm donor for a couple of any composition or a single mother wishing to raise a child on her own.

My obesity is NOT genetic. I did a DNA test and my DNA only accounts for being at most 20 lbs overweight.

I have WINNER DNA. I have in my family a bunch of 90 year olds, an unusual number of cum laude university students, a businessman in charge of projects worth hundreds of millions, I have an uncle who beyond the age of 75 STILL RAN MARATHONS and who was a locally and internationally accomplished athlete. We have the brain and the brawn.

My DNA test showed a clean bill of genetic health.

It would be a waste to have my seed go unused.

Its not given me to be a father, that does not fit my life, but I would LOVE LOVE LOVE to donate sperm to people who desire a child but lack a fertile male.

Will ship by overnight courier if we have to.




No offense Asante, but isn't sperm not really viable or the best to use if they're over 35 years old? I mean, the rates of autism or Down's Syndrome increase significantly the older sperm is.

Why haven't you donated to a sperm bank?





that's because women are defective, the sperm is fine

http://metro.co.uk/2012/10/18/worlds-oldest-dad-ramajit-raghav-96-fathers-second-baby-in-two-years-602775/

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Re: Would the shroomery community ever adopt children? [Re: Patlal] * 2
    #23765159 - 10/23/16 07:39 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

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Patlal said:
Would not adopt.

If I want kids, I'll have them myself.





I'd like to see the video of you giving birth

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Re: Would the shroomery community ever adopt children? [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
    #23765161 - 10/23/16 07:41 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

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Bill_Oreilly said:
I would love to donate my sperm to a hot chinese woman then have her have the baby then have her give it back to me for me to raise with my 4 year old



You wouldn't just wanna start a relationship with a hot Chinese woman instead? :lol:

Edited by PatrickKn (10/23/16 07:41 PM)

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