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Would you try to seduce a cute cop?
    #23762231 - 10/22/16 08:54 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

I work with a woman who dropped out of the police force to work in a restaurant for whatever reason. I've since realized that I find cops repugnant no matter what, but a few co-workers disagreed. They felt the hotness of a violent crazy bitch would negate her horrible soul
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Re: Would you try to seduce a cute cop? [Re: bloodsheen]
    #23762242 - 10/22/16 08:57 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

nope
I'm a picky/judgmental sob though so my opinion ain't worth much, there's all sorts of professions that would be write-offs for me :tongue:


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Re: Would you try to seduce a cute cop? [Re: Ezuma]
    #23762253 - 10/22/16 08:59 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Fuck no. I'd sooner put my dick in a paper shredder.


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Re: Would you try to seduce a cute cop? [Re: Ezuma]
    #23762256 - 10/22/16 09:00 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Try to seduce her? No, i dont give a fuck how hot she is. The only way id do it is if she was really, reaaaallly hot and tried to seduce me


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Re: Would you try to seduce a cute cop? [Re: bloodsheen]
    #23762262 - 10/22/16 09:01 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

although if I was into the whole sleazebag thing, could be fun, I'd specifically like the fact I hated her guts. A fun dynamic to play with morality aside... :uhoh:


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Re: Would you try to seduce a cute cop? [Re: bloodsheen] * 1
    #23762268 - 10/22/16 09:02 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Yeah, I've tried without success


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Re: Would you try to seduce a cute cop? [Re: Repertoire89]
    #23762280 - 10/22/16 09:04 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

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Yeah, I've tried without success



Yup. It's never gonna work. Well, unless she's just pulled you over in your Ferrari for being 'too good looking'


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Re: Would you try to seduce a cute cop? [Re: bloodsheen] * 1
    #23762281 - 10/22/16 09:04 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

This is dumb, you know the answer to this. Obviously you bang the cop if shes dtf.


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Re: Would you try to seduce a cute cop? [Re: trees]
    #23762284 - 10/22/16 09:06 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Exactly. DSHSB, and then think about trees.


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Re: Would you try to seduce a cute cop? [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
    #23762303 - 10/22/16 09:11 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

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Yeah, I've tried without success



Yup. It's never gonna work. Well, unless she's just pulled you over in your Ferrari for being 'too good looking'




:lol:  you can always approach one, slap her ass and go from there


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Re: Would you try to seduce a cute cop? [Re: bloodsheen]
    #23762436 - 10/22/16 09:53 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

I had some noise complaints while I was partying on my birthday when I was 19-20. When I went out to talk to the cops, I was prety drunk, I noticed the female one was pretty hot so I was telling her she's pretty and shit lol, I asked her to come in. She kinda just ignored it and they left soon after. I don't remember a whole lot about it but I didn't turn the music down and they never bugged me again.


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Re: Would you try to seduce a cute cop? [Re: larry.fisherman]
    #23762497 - 10/22/16 10:12 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)



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Re: Would you try to seduce a cute cop? [Re: bloodsheen]
    #23762585 - 10/22/16 10:37 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

I got pulled over by this one girl cop once, she was pretty attractive, slim, petite n shit.. anyway while she was padding me down she like straight up grabbed my balls and i swear she almost lifted me up on my toes.. idk if she just didn't know how to pad people down or she was just fucking with me.. but It was pretty hot nonetheless..

So yea Id def wouldn't mind seducing a cop if she was into me and vice versa..


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Re: Would you try to seduce a cute cop? [Re: zZZz]
    #23762636 - 10/22/16 10:51 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

No, I hate cops. If she was really into me I might bang her. Only so I could crush her emotionally afterwards though.


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Re: Would you try to seduce a cute cop? [Re: Lophosaurus]
    #23762639 - 10/22/16 10:53 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

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No, I hate cops.



I felt this way once too. I've had hundreds of run ins with the law.

But then I realised, they're just people too.


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Re: Would you try to seduce a cute cop? [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
    #23762691 - 10/22/16 11:10 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Yeah, there's a lot of people I hate too. Cops are people who abuse their authority. They are a corrupt organization. When was the last time you seen the police put another cop in cuffs or raid their house at 3 in the morning? The "good" ones won't even speak out about the crooked cops. They break the law and almost always get a free pass. I could go on and on, but I won't.

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Re: Would you try to seduce a cute cop? [Re: Lophosaurus]
    #23762703 - 10/22/16 11:13 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Yeah, I gotta remember, our cops in the UK are pretty much the best in the world, IMO.

It's definitely a profession that attracts scumbags, but no more so than the FX traders I work with daily.


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Re: Would you try to seduce a cute cop? [Re: bloodsheen]
    #23762756 - 10/22/16 11:31 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

The thing is that the moral profile of a person (whoever is qualified to be the judge of that anyways) is often completely unrelated to the character or personality of that individual.  You might think that what cops do is morally wrong (and I don't necessarily disagree), but that doesn't mean that she is a "violent, crazy bitch" in person. 

She might be very laid back, nice and friendly, with just a different view on what's moral and what's not.


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Re: Would you try to seduce a cute cop? [Re: Celestial Traveler]
    #23762784 - 10/22/16 11:37 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Poor old CS, he's the only member that has me on ignore. I weep for him, I truly do.


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Re: Would you try to seduce a cute cop? [Re: bloodsheen]
    #23762862 - 10/23/16 12:04 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

I got arrested by a lady cop one time.  As we drove away and left my truck and my GF crying by the side of the road, i figured i was about to be single, and the cop was pretty cute, so i asked her what she was doing the next night and if she wanted to have dinner.  The only catch is she'll have to pick me up around 8:00. :rimshot:
she chuckled but politely declined.  then she put me in the world's coldest jail for the night.


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Re: Would you try to seduce a cute cop? [Re: bloodsheen]
    #23762873 - 10/23/16 12:09 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)



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Re: Would you try to seduce a cute cop? [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
    #23763198 - 10/23/16 04:13 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

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Quote:

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No, I hate cops.



I felt this way once too. I've had hundreds of run ins with the law.

But then I realised, they're just people too.




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Re: Would you try to seduce a cute cop? [Re: Lophosaurus]
    #23763466 - 10/23/16 07:56 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

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Yeah, there's a lot of people I hate too. Cops are people who abuse their authority. They are a corrupt organization. When was the last time you seen the police put another cop in cuffs or raid their house at 3 in the morning? The "good" ones won't even speak out about the crooked cops. They break the law and almost always get a free pass. I could go on and on, but I won't.

The cops I meet are bad people




Actually, the cops in rural Indiana are some of the best people in the world. In L.A. fucking gang members become cops so yeah, that's going to make for a pretty pathetic cop. But what you say there would be like me saying that because all the black people I know are lazy criminals on welfare, all black people are lazy criminals on welfare.

You'd probably reply to that much as I have; by saying something like "sure most black people are lazy criminals on welfare, but there are a few good ones too."


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Re: Would you try to seduce a cute cop? [Re: Srirachi]
    #23763479 - 10/23/16 08:01 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Yeah there's totally no racist cops on rural Indiana :justno: no way


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Re: Would you try to seduce a cute cop? [Re: moonrockmushy]
    #23763508 - 10/23/16 08:21 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

We're talking about boning a hot female cop. How did this become about race? Is the cop black in our 'what if' scenario?

For the record, being pegged by a short black female cop sounds hot to me. Lots of reversals of cultural norms there to keep it interesting.


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Re: Would you try to seduce a cute cop? [Re: Srirachi] * 1
    #23763516 - 10/23/16 08:24 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)



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Re: Would you try to seduce a cute cop? [Re: Srirachi]
    #23763584 - 10/23/16 09:03 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

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We're talking about boning a hot female cop. How did this become about race? Is the cop black in our 'what if' scenario?

For the record, being pegged by a short black female cop sounds hot to me. Lots of reversals of cultural norms there to keep it interesting.




So is it a cop fetish or just authority in general?


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Re: Would you try to seduce a cute cop? [Re: bloodsheen]
    #23763587 - 10/23/16 09:08 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

I'd overpower her and take that pussy so she could feel the raw power of the Patriarchy that she supports.


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Re: Would you try to seduce a cute cop? [Re: Apostle]
    #23763638 - 10/23/16 09:34 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Sure, why not?


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Re: Would you try to seduce a cute cop? [Re: Apostle]
    #23763648 - 10/23/16 09:40 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

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I'd overpower her and take that pussy so she could feel the raw power of the Patriarchy that she supports.




Are you saying you'd rape her??


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Re: Would you try to seduce a cute cop? [Re: shadyy] * 1
    #23763656 - 10/23/16 09:43 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

As long as he would also rape a black male cop I think he is okay in the social justice department.  Checks out.


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Re: Would you try to seduce a cute cop? [Re: moonrockmushy]
    #23763664 - 10/23/16 09:46 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Now hold on a second, moon. Let the man speak.


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Re: Would you try to seduce a cute cop? [Re: shadyy] * 1
    #23763668 - 10/23/16 09:47 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

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i hate liz said:
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I'd overpower her and take that pussy so she could feel the raw power of the Patriarchy that she supports.




Are you saying you'd rape her??



Yes.


I'd be doing my best to make it painful and degrading but she'd still enjoy it, the sick bitch.


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    #23763704 - 10/23/16 09:59 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

The way God intended :sadyes:


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Re: Would you try to seduce a cute cop? [Re: moonrockmushy]
    #23763708 - 10/23/16 09:59 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Hopefully that works on the Judge.


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Re: Would you try to seduce a cute cop? [Re: Apostle]
    #23769606 - 10/25/16 10:51 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Cops are people too, so are serial killers, just to labor the point. Those people chose to make it their career to support a system that they see every single day represses and violates people's rights. Maybe 1 in 100 do it for the right reasons, but most cops just didn't have anything better to do (or they are military burnouts with no skills). More than likely the cop did it because they have a fucking chip in their shoulder, daddy got killed by a gangbanger, mommy was a crackhead, blah blah blah.

So you know what, in this case if anything I'll make my case even stronger. Cops are awful fucking people, nobody chooses to be black or hispanic or gay but they sure as fuck choose to become a cop. And you know what, being "cool" in the sense that you aren't going around being a toolbag every second of every day to everyone is not the same as being a good person.

Of course, I guess we were talking about a one night stand, but personally I don't think I could live with myself after


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Re: Would you try to seduce a cute cop? [Re: bloodsheen]
    #23769731 - 10/25/16 11:42 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

If I was single and at risk of losing my licence or some shit, otherwise no way.


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Re: Would you try to seduce a cute cop? [Re: bloodsheen]
    #23769781 - 10/25/16 11:56 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

I would maybe try for a motorcycle cop, they seem to be the beefiest, chubbiest, bear type of cop. There is something about that uniform that is very hot! Especially on a chubby old hairy bear man!:tongue: Paul Blart is fucking insanely hot!


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Re: Would you try to seduce a cute cop? [Re: bloodsheen] * 1
    #23769854 - 10/25/16 12:18 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

I got family in the police force and alot of lady cops are lesbians so I suppose I have a more realistic possibility than most.

Not that I realistically expect the opportunity. But if I had it and it were a one night/short term thing I'd be down.
:ohwell:

I tend to hate authority but self discipline is fucking hot. And I'm a masochist. I wouldn't mind if she wanted to use her night stick on me  :naughty: :lol:


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Re: Would you try to seduce a cute cop? [Re: CookieCrumbs] * 1
    #23769873 - 10/25/16 12:24 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Cops are gross :sick:

To even go into that profession your gotta be a complete fuck off.


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Re: Would you try to seduce a cute cop? [Re: SARAtonin]
    #23769894 - 10/25/16 12:31 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

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Cops are gross :sick:

To even go into that profession your gotta be a complete fuck off.




That's a gross generalization. Some cops are pretty cool. And I don't mean like the corny ass, fake cool ones. I mean legit cool.


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Re: Would you try to seduce a cute cop? [Re: Great Scott]
    #23769899 - 10/25/16 12:34 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

I could never feel comfortable with myself is my job was fucking people over for the rest of their life.
If there are good cops, how come they aren't as up in arms about these shooting as we are?
It's giving them a bad name after all.

I'm sure you're right, but largely the generalization holds true.


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Re: Would you try to seduce a cute cop? [Re: Great Scott]
    #23769930 - 10/25/16 12:43 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

I very seriously considered becoming a cop in my teenage years. Before I realized I did too many drugs to be a cop. :lol:

But alot of cops are okay people. But noone tells the stories about how they help you when your lost or help you find your kitten or call a tow truck for you or smoke weed with you... All you hear about is how you called them to report a crime and they shot your dog.

Alot of cops are not okay people.
But while theres alot out there that are bullies and sociopaths there are also more than a few that are genuinely good people that are out to protect and serve. I dunno why they stay with all the assholes, maybe because they're trying to balance out the bad or maybe because they are so indoctrinated that they're oblivious to it. I'm sure we all know people who believe everything the establishment wants them to believe and are good people. Hopelessly blind but good hearted.


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Re: Would you try to seduce a cute cop? [Re: SARAtonin]
    #23769931 - 10/25/16 12:44 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

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If there are good cops, how come they aren't as up in arms about these shooting as we are?




Who says there aren't? The media?

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Re: Would you try to seduce a cute cop? [Re: Great Scott] * 1
    #23769936 - 10/25/16 12:47 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

This is a cool cop. https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCsgkhimI0MthrMZo-F2zrTQ/videos

He's not going to spoonfeed you all the bleeding heart bullshit you want to hear... but in the real world, this is a cool cop.


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Re: Would you try to seduce a cute cop? [Re: Great Scott]
    #23769951 - 10/25/16 12:51 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Eddie Craig is cool too.


I'm sensing a trend, though. Most of these cool cops are ex-cops. :smirk:


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Re: Would you try to seduce a cute cop? [Re: Great Scott]
    #23770161 - 10/25/16 02:05 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Yeah. Cops are sexy.


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Re: Would you try to seduce a cute cop? [Re: Great Scott]
    #23770172 - 10/25/16 02:10 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Are they both Texans? The first one is the reason why I don't like some of them, he may be "cool" in certain aspects but his attitude, demeanor, and way of speaking/being makes me want to puke and/or punch him in the face.

The second one is way more "cooler" than the first one just in the way he is/presents himself. Both still "served" or "worked" in a job that requires certain skills and ways of being/acting/doing things that only particular people will or can do. There is a majority of bad in my eyes, but I don't claim it as fact. I have been let go many times when I could have gone to jail. I know there are good guys out there, and I grew up in the DFW area of Texas. I also know there are bad ones because I grew up in DFW.:nursemaryjane:


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Re: Would you try to seduce a cute cop? [Re: bloodsheen]
    #23770173 - 10/25/16 02:10 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

There is no way that I would allow a cop inside my place, even if I was banging her. There are just too many things that can go wrong in this situation. No sir, no matter how hot she was I would stay the fuck away. That's playing with fire.


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Re: Would you try to seduce a cute cop? [Re: bloodsheen]
    #23770178 - 10/25/16 02:12 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

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I work with a woman who dropped out of the police force to work in a restaurant for whatever reason. I've since realized that I find cops repugnant no matter what, but a few co-workers disagreed. They felt the hotness of a violent crazy bitch would negate her horrible soul





The one woman cop over here is pressing charges against the whole force for sexual abuse.

Why men are assholes to woman i have no idea


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Re: Would you try to seduce a cute cop? [Re: bloodsheen]
    #23770405 - 10/25/16 03:25 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

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Would you try to seduce a cute cop




It would have to depend on whether I'm growing or not. Right now?
I'd love to put a new sheen on some young coppers cock.


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Re: Would you try to seduce a cute cop? [Re: deucedbi9]
    #23770422 - 10/25/16 03:32 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

If I had nothing to worry about, lets say weeds legal, and there is weed at the house then its fine. Weeds illegal/not prescribed, then probably not. Too much to lose to get some ass, but for whatever reason you can get away with it, less do it officer. Bring the cuffs.


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Re: Would you try to seduce a cute cop? [Re: LSDollar] * 1
    #23770438 - 10/25/16 03:37 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

I would, and I have, met her on Tinder:stoned:


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Re: Would you try to seduce a cute cop? [Re: hostileuniverse]
    #23770505 - 10/25/16 03:58 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

I have standards.  Being a cop mean you do not meet those standards.  No way in hell.


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Re: Would you try to seduce a cute cop? [Re: Great Scott]
    #23770509 - 10/25/16 04:00 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

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PeyoteZen said:
This is a cool cop. https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCsgkhimI0MthrMZo-F2zrTQ/videos

He's not going to spoonfeed you all the bleeding heart bullshit you want to hear... but in the real world, this is a cool cop.





I don't hate cops and I'm not a bleeding heart, but I'm not sure that I consider him "cool."  I can see why someone might think he is cool, at least for a cop.  He seems to lack the formality and authoritative rigidity of the stereotypical cop, but his attitude still caries a hint of arrogance, and he's kind of loud-mouthed and obnoxious.

I also disagree with him on a philosophical level.  You hear him say in the video that the rookie cop should have known that he was a "good guy" just because he was a retired cop and had a concealed carry license, as if this automatically made him "good".  He also separates people into the black and white categories of "good" and "bad" guys, which in my opinion is an immature, comic book perspective of justice.

I think he also made a reference to people who were carrying dope as being "bad guys", which is of course another point where we don't see eye-to-eye.  Then again, you're probably going to be hard-pressed to find a cop that doesn't support the laws that they enforce (else they might find a different job), and I think that point of contention is the main reason why people on here don't like cops.


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Re: Would you try to seduce a cute cop? [Re: bloodsheen]
    #23770747 - 10/25/16 05:14 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

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If she was my type and we connected I'd consider brining her over to 'the dark side'. :tongue2:

Give that crazy bitch some acid and have her fall through some dimensions and see how her perspective changes. :lol:




That could actually work out nice for you

OR GO REAAAAALY FUCKING BAD:lol:


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