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bloodsheen
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Would you try to seduce a cute cop?
#23762231 - 10/22/16 08:54 PM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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I work with a woman who dropped out of the police force to work in a restaurant for whatever reason. I've since realized that I find cops repugnant no matter what, but a few co-workers disagreed. They felt the hotness of a violent crazy bitch would negate her horrible soul
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Re: Would you try to seduce a cute cop? [Re: bloodsheen]
#23762242 - 10/22/16 08:57 PM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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nope I'm a picky/judgmental sob though so my opinion ain't worth much, there's all sorts of professions that would be write-offs for me
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Re: Would you try to seduce a cute cop? [Re: Ezuma]
#23762253 - 10/22/16 08:59 PM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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Fuck no. I'd sooner put my dick in a paper shredder.
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Re: Would you try to seduce a cute cop? [Re: Ezuma]
#23762256 - 10/22/16 09:00 PM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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Try to seduce her? No, i dont give a fuck how hot she is. The only way id do it is if she was really, reaaaallly hot and tried to seduce me
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Re: Would you try to seduce a cute cop? [Re: bloodsheen]
#23762262 - 10/22/16 09:01 PM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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although if I was into the whole sleazebag thing, could be fun, I'd specifically like the fact I hated her guts. A fun dynamic to play with morality aside...
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Re: Would you try to seduce a cute cop? [Re: bloodsheen] 1
#23762268 - 10/22/16 09:02 PM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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Yeah, I've tried without success
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Re: Would you try to seduce a cute cop? [Re: Repertoire89]
#23762280 - 10/22/16 09:04 PM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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Repertoire89 said: Yeah, I've tried without success
Yup. It's never gonna work. Well, unless she's just pulled you over in your Ferrari for being 'too good looking'
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Re: Would you try to seduce a cute cop? [Re: bloodsheen] 1
#23762281 - 10/22/16 09:04 PM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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This is dumb, you know the answer to this. Obviously you bang the cop if shes dtf.
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Re: Would you try to seduce a cute cop? [Re: trees]
#23762284 - 10/22/16 09:06 PM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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Exactly. DSHSB, and then think about trees.
-------------------- Let it be seen that you are nothing. And in knowing that you are nothing... there is nothing to lose, there is nothing to gain. What can happen to you? Something can happen to the body, but it will either heal or it won't. What's the big deal? Let life knock you to bits. Let life take you apart. Let life destroy you. It will only destroy what you are not. --Jac O'keeffe
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Re: Would you try to seduce a cute cop? [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
#23762303 - 10/22/16 09:11 PM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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Jokeshopbeard said:
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Repertoire89 said: Yeah, I've tried without success
Yup. It's never gonna work. Well, unless she's just pulled you over in your Ferrari for being 'too good looking'
you can always approach one, slap her ass and go from there
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Re: Would you try to seduce a cute cop? [Re: bloodsheen]
#23762436 - 10/22/16 09:53 PM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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I had some noise complaints while I was partying on my birthday when I was 19-20. When I went out to talk to the cops, I was prety drunk, I noticed the female one was pretty hot so I was telling her she's pretty and shit lol, I asked her to come in. She kinda just ignored it and they left soon after. I don't remember a whole lot about it but I didn't turn the music down and they never bugged me again.
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Re: Would you try to seduce a cute cop? [Re: bloodsheen]
#23762585 - 10/22/16 10:37 PM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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I got pulled over by this one girl cop once, she was pretty attractive, slim, petite n shit.. anyway while she was padding me down she like straight up grabbed my balls and i swear she almost lifted me up on my toes.. idk if she just didn't know how to pad people down or she was just fucking with me.. but It was pretty hot nonetheless..
So yea Id def wouldn't mind seducing a cop if she was into me and vice versa..
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Re: Would you try to seduce a cute cop? [Re: zZZz]
#23762636 - 10/22/16 10:51 PM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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No, I hate cops. If she was really into me I might bang her. Only so I could crush her emotionally afterwards though.
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Re: Would you try to seduce a cute cop? [Re: Lophosaurus]
#23762639 - 10/22/16 10:53 PM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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Lophosaurus said: No, I hate cops.
I felt this way once too. I've had hundreds of run ins with the law.
But then I realised, they're just people too.
-------------------- Let it be seen that you are nothing. And in knowing that you are nothing... there is nothing to lose, there is nothing to gain. What can happen to you? Something can happen to the body, but it will either heal or it won't. What's the big deal? Let life knock you to bits. Let life take you apart. Let life destroy you. It will only destroy what you are not. --Jac O'keeffe
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Re: Would you try to seduce a cute cop? [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
#23762691 - 10/22/16 11:10 PM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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Yeah, there's a lot of people I hate too. Cops are people who abuse their authority. They are a corrupt organization. When was the last time you seen the police put another cop in cuffs or raid their house at 3 in the morning? The "good" ones won't even speak out about the crooked cops. They break the law and almost always get a free pass. I could go on and on, but I won't.
The cops I meet are bad people
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Re: Would you try to seduce a cute cop? [Re: Lophosaurus]
#23762703 - 10/22/16 11:13 PM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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Yeah, I gotta remember, our cops in the UK are pretty much the best in the world, IMO.
It's definitely a profession that attracts scumbags, but no more so than the FX traders I work with daily.
-------------------- Let it be seen that you are nothing. And in knowing that you are nothing... there is nothing to lose, there is nothing to gain. What can happen to you? Something can happen to the body, but it will either heal or it won't. What's the big deal? Let life knock you to bits. Let life take you apart. Let life destroy you. It will only destroy what you are not. --Jac O'keeffe
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Re: Would you try to seduce a cute cop? [Re: bloodsheen]
#23762756 - 10/22/16 11:31 PM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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The thing is that the moral profile of a person (whoever is qualified to be the judge of that anyways) is often completely unrelated to the character or personality of that individual. You might think that what cops do is morally wrong (and I don't necessarily disagree), but that doesn't mean that she is a "violent, crazy bitch" in person.
She might be very laid back, nice and friendly, with just a different view on what's moral and what's not.
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Poor old CS, he's the only member that has me on ignore. I weep for him, I truly do.
-------------------- Let it be seen that you are nothing. And in knowing that you are nothing... there is nothing to lose, there is nothing to gain. What can happen to you? Something can happen to the body, but it will either heal or it won't. What's the big deal? Let life knock you to bits. Let life take you apart. Let life destroy you. It will only destroy what you are not. --Jac O'keeffe
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Re: Would you try to seduce a cute cop? [Re: bloodsheen]
#23762862 - 10/23/16 12:04 AM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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I got arrested by a lady cop one time. As we drove away and left my truck and my GF crying by the side of the road, i figured i was about to be single, and the cop was pretty cute, so i asked her what she was doing the next night and if she wanted to have dinner. The only catch is she'll have to pick me up around 8:00.  she chuckled but politely declined. then she put me in the world's coldest jail for the night.
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