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Elysium Anti-aging
#23761929 - 10/22/16 07:07 PM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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There's suddenly a new over the counter anti-aging supplement which is marketed in the most genius way possible.
The people who came up with this product are geniuses. They prey on people who want to live healthier. Who doesn't want to be more healthy? Of course someone is going to cash in on this universal desire.
I wont be surprised when in 10 years we find that the product does nothing at all to prevent aging, and it even directly causes dick cancer.
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Jokeshopbeard
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Re: Elysium Anti-aging [Re: trees] 4
#23761937 - 10/22/16 07:09 PM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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It's alright though man, cause trees are fuckin crazy.
Fuck those mad cunts with their anti-aging bollocks. The trees man, the trees.......
-------------------- Let it be seen that you are nothing. And in knowing that you are nothing... there is nothing to lose, there is nothing to gain. What can happen to you? Something can happen to the body, but it will either heal or it won't. What's the big deal? Let life knock you to bits. Let life take you apart. Let life destroy you. It will only destroy what you are not. --Jac O'keeffe
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Lucis
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Re: Elysium Anti-aging [Re: trees] 2
#23761948 - 10/22/16 07:13 PM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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My theory on aging is that the majority of what ages us is our mindset, so if we can keep a decent mindset about life, we can be less stressed, and will age slower.
Also, drink lots of water and eat healthy food, water is key though.
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Jokeshopbeard
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Re: Elysium Anti-aging [Re: Lucis]
#23761953 - 10/22/16 07:14 PM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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Quote:
Fennario said: My theory on aging is that the majority of what ages us is our mindset, so if we can keep a decent mindset about life, we can be less stressed, and will age slower.
Without a doubt.
-------------------- Let it be seen that you are nothing. And in knowing that you are nothing... there is nothing to lose, there is nothing to gain. What can happen to you? Something can happen to the body, but it will either heal or it won't. What's the big deal? Let life knock you to bits. Let life take you apart. Let life destroy you. It will only destroy what you are not. --Jac O'keeffe
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Moonshoe
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Re: Elysium Anti-aging [Re: trees]
#23763689 - 10/23/16 09:54 AM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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What are the ingredients?
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Prisoner#1
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Quote:
Jokeshopbeard said: It's alright though man, cause trees are fuckin crazy.
Fuck those mad cunts with their anti-aging bollocks. The trees man, the trees.......
calm down there lorax
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Prisoner#1
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Re: Elysium Anti-aging [Re: Moonshoe]
#23763821 - 10/23/16 10:31 AM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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Moonshoe said: What are the ingredients?
time travel and cryogenics
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