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InvisibleOhMrJohnson
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Re: LNC [Re: Sheekle]
    #23762814 - 10/22/16 11:44 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Let's settle this by doing the Ketamine Challenge and seeing who can stay in their chair the longest


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InvisibleJokeshopbeard
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Re: LNC [Re: Sheekle]
    #23762815 - 10/22/16 11:44 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Yeah, yaw iz da beez neez.


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Let it be seen that you are nothing. And in knowing that you are nothing... there is nothing to lose, there is nothing to gain. What can happen to you? Something can happen to the body, but it will either heal or it won't. What's the big deal? Let life knock you to bits. Let life take you apart. Let life destroy you. It will only destroy what you are not.
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InvisibleJokeshopbeard
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Re: LNC [Re: OhMrJohnson]
    #23762818 - 10/22/16 11:45 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

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OhMrJohnson said:
Let's settle this by doing the Ketamine Challenge and seeing who can stay in their chair the longest



Don't get me started, I've been saving my stash of K for such a challenge.


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Let it be seen that you are nothing. And in knowing that you are nothing... there is nothing to lose, there is nothing to gain. What can happen to you? Something can happen to the body, but it will either heal or it won't. What's the big deal? Let life knock you to bits. Let life take you apart. Let life destroy you. It will only destroy what you are not.
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Re: LNC [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
    #23762821 - 10/22/16 11:45 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Beat awn it
:peace:


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Re: LNC [Re: Sheekle]
    #23762823 - 10/22/16 11:46 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

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Sheekle said:
i dont give a fuck jokeshop i fuckin suck my own kock bitch i dont give a shit moherfucker i fuckin hurt my neck tryin to suck my own dick i used to work at a pool supply store an would suck my own dick in the backroom i fuckin got jerked off by some old dude through a glory hole an came twice who fuckin gives a fuck motherfucker it was filmed from the other side my dick was gonna be on xtube bitch i dont give a shit i fuckin snorted ketamine an kicked a hole in my wall bitch i dont give a shit motherfucker i got fuckin jerked off in the woods by some college kid n he brought lotion like i told him too he fuckin littered the bag of lotion on the ground bitch i dont give a flyin bag of dog shit motherfucker who gives a shit bitch i fuckin blow mad loads motherfucker i drive fuckin trycycles bitch




:ahahaha:
murica is a wild place


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Re: LNC [Re: ModestMouse]
    #23762825 - 10/22/16 11:47 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

I'll judge


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Re: LNC [Re: ModestMouse]
    #23762826 - 10/22/16 11:47 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

For u guys who don' know, the ketamine challenge is when u get some fancy food at a fancy restaurant dressed up in a fancy tuxedo then u go to the bathroom and do a ton of ketamine and go back to your seat an eventually inevitably fall onto the ground an crawl on the floor out of the place with the help of a getaway driver


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Re: LNC [Re: Sheekle]
    #23762830 - 10/22/16 11:49 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Sheekle said:
For u guys who don' know, the ketamine challenge is when u get some fancy food at a fancy restaurant dressed up in a fancy tuxedo then u go to the bathroom and do a ton of ketamine and go back to your seat an eventually inevitably fall onto the ground an crawl on the floor out of the place with the help of a getaway driver




:ahahaha:
murica is a wild place


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InvisibleOhMrJohnson
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Re: LNC [Re: Sheekle]
    #23762835 - 10/22/16 11:51 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Sheekle said:
For u guys who don' know, the ketamine challenge is when u get some fancy food at a fancy restaurant dressed up in a fancy tuxedo then u go to the bathroom and do a ton of ketamine and go back to your seat an eventually inevitably fall onto the ground an crawl on the floor out of the place with the help of a getaway driver




Whoever manages to stay in their seat the longest wins an all-expenses paid trip to Morocco

Bonus points if you manage to eat part of your food without barfing it right back up


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Re: LNC [Re: Ezuma]
    #23762838 - 10/22/16 11:52 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

I got jerked off by a straight coal miner while I was high on ketamine once. 'Murica. Am I rite?


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Re: LNC [Re: koods]
    #23762839 - 10/22/16 11:53 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

only in america (read in thick eastern european accent)

the polar bears ate all our gays I`m afraid :sad:


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InvisibleJokeshopbeard
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Re: LNC [Re: Sheekle]
    #23762840 - 10/22/16 11:54 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Sheekle said:
For u guys who don' know, the ketamine challenge is when u get some fancy food at a fancy restaurant dressed up in a fancy tuxedo then u go to the bathroom and do a ton of ketamine and go back to your seat an eventually inevitably fall onto the ground an crawl on the floor out of the place with the help of a getaway driver



Pussy shit. This is how the men do it:



I'm feeling the effects now.


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Let it be seen that you are nothing. And in knowing that you are nothing... there is nothing to lose, there is nothing to gain. What can happen to you? Something can happen to the body, but it will either heal or it won't. What's the big deal? Let life knock you to bits. Let life take you apart. Let life destroy you. It will only destroy what you are not.
--Jac O'keeffe


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Re: LNC [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
    #23762842 - 10/22/16 11:54 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

:eek:
can`t handle needles *shiver*


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Re: LNC [Re: Ezuma]
    #23762843 - 10/22/16 11:54 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

I lived in Toronto and Montreal. They're loaded with gays.


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Re: LNC [Re: Jokeshopbeard] * 2
    #23762846 - 10/22/16 11:56 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

:uhhnothanks:


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Re: LNC [Re: koods]
    #23762849 - 10/22/16 11:57 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

koods said:
I lived in Toronto and Montreal. They're loaded with gays.




my fabrication is blown!

I forget people cross that border from time to time


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Re: LNC [Re: koods]
    #23762887 - 10/23/16 12:17 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

koods said:
I lived in Toronto and Montreal. They're loaded with gays.



:youaregay:


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Re: LNC [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
    #23762920 - 10/23/16 12:36 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Jokeshopbeard said:
Quote:

Sheekle said:
For u guys who don' know, the ketamine challenge is when u get some fancy food at a fancy restaurant dressed up in a fancy tuxedo then u go to the bathroom and do a ton of ketamine and go back to your seat an eventually inevitably fall onto the ground an crawl on the floor out of the place with the help of a getaway driver



Pussy shit. This is how the men do it:



I'm feeling the effects now.




Yeah I'm pretty sure I did some damage.  Started drinking and of course did my last big shot.  Parently I can't handle stims either.  Honestly who knows if its even real cocaine.  Definitely cut to shit, and it feels weird too.  I basically decided that I might as well die.  I'm not fit for this world.


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Re: LNC [Re: moonrockmushy]
    #23762933 - 10/23/16 12:41 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

you're not serious I hope? If you're serious then why are you not fit for this world?


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Re: LNC [Re: Ezuma]
    #23762937 - 10/23/16 12:42 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

I'm actually kind of serious for once.  I feel like I got punched in the chest and I'm like "just one more shot".  It's not good.

No suicide alarms tho.  The drugs are gone and I don't have the nerve to actually plan it.  I am just slightly careless atm.


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