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Ezuma
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Re: Riley Reid is trying to convince me to do porn. [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
#23762489 - 10/22/16 10:10 PM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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see that just sounds nasty
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Repertoire89
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Re: Riley Reid is trying to convince me to do porn. [Re: Ezuma]
#23762509 - 10/22/16 10:15 PM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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If I decided not to pursue musical performance maybe, no real objection to the idea outside of tarnishing my already shitty reputation
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ohcrapitsnico
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Re: Riley Reid is trying to convince me to do porn. [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
#23762514 - 10/22/16 10:16 PM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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Jokeshopbeard said: Being a male in porn is just too easy, providing you're not hung like a mouse.
1. Take testosterone 2. Shave your hair off 3. (Probably) take meth and have at it.
I'm sure there's a fetish market for mouse hung guys.
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Ezuma
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Re: Riley Reid is trying to convince me to do porn. [Re: ohcrapitsnico]
#23762523 - 10/22/16 10:19 PM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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ohcrapitsnico said:
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Jokeshopbeard said: Being a male in porn is just too easy, providing you're not hung like a mouse.
1. Take testosterone 2. Shave your hair off 3. (Probably) take meth and have at it.
I'm sure there's a fetish market for mouse hung guys.
must be
man I wonder sometimes what it'd be like to have another person's sex drive for a day, see how different is. Even besides my weird prudishness I couldn't see having sex more than twice in one day, I just wouldn't want to. When I get involved in art or writing too, I become immune to sexual impulse (also the impulse to eat which is unfortunate).... anyhoo, ya, there's probably one of those
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Lucis
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Re: Riley Reid is trying to convince me to do porn. [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
#23762524 - 10/22/16 10:19 PM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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Jokeshopbeard said: Being a male in porn is just too easy, providing you're not hung like a mouse.
1. Take testosterone 2. Shave your hair off 3. (Probably) take meth and have at it.
I have the dick picks to prove no mouse penis here.
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Eminence



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Re: Riley Reid is trying to convince me to do porn. [Re: ohcrapitsnico]
#23762530 - 10/22/16 10:21 PM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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I imagine doing porn is not good for your dick. Those guys are on stims and viagra constantly.
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Jokeshopbeard
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Re: Riley Reid is trying to convince me to do porn. [Re: Ezuma]
#23762534 - 10/22/16 10:22 PM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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You know the really successful dudes in porn over the years could like, get hard, and ejaculate on command?
Freakish stuff, compared to most males, but it forged the industry.
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Jokeshopbeard
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Re: Riley Reid is trying to convince me to do porn. [Re: Eminence]
#23762540 - 10/22/16 10:23 PM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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Eminence said: I imagine doing porn is not good for your dick. Those guys are on stims and viagra constantly.
Just look at the size of their testicles. If they're anything less than heaving, they're on steroids, and most likely, testosterone.
Take it from me mate, when you're on that stuff, you need nothing. Image your sex drive at its peak, then multply that by 5.
-------------------- Let it be seen that you are nothing. And in knowing that you are nothing... there is nothing to lose, there is nothing to gain. What can happen to you? Something can happen to the body, but it will either heal or it won't. What's the big deal? Let life knock you to bits. Let life take you apart. Let life destroy you. It will only destroy what you are not. --Jac O'keeffe
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SirShroomsAlott
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Re: Riley Reid is trying to convince me to do porn. [Re: JustForToday]
#23762561 - 10/22/16 10:29 PM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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8000 a week? I highly doubt that unless you're the one taking a dick, even then it still seems unlikely
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Eminence



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Re: Riley Reid is trying to convince me to do porn. [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
#23762574 - 10/22/16 10:33 PM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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Yup. Viagra, testosterone, stims, dick pumps etc. A lot of those dudes have jaded the hell outta their penises.
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Re: Riley Reid is trying to convince me to do porn. [Re: Eminence]
#23762592 - 10/22/16 10:39 PM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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Amateur hour up in this bitch, male porn stars inject trimix into their dick to stay hard for hours.
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koods
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Re: Riley Reid is trying to convince me to do porn. [Re: falsereality]
#23762600 - 10/22/16 10:41 PM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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Wtf is trimix
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Eminence



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Re: Riley Reid is trying to convince me to do porn. [Re: falsereality]
#23762603 - 10/22/16 10:42 PM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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Sure, but not everyone is down to stick needles in their dick. Viagra is something most people are fine with.
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MrBlueYoMind
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Re: Riley Reid is trying to convince me to do porn. [Re: Eminence]
#23762615 - 10/22/16 10:46 PM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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JFT is going to be the next goatse
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falsereality


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Re: Riley Reid is trying to convince me to do porn. [Re: koods]
#23762653 - 10/22/16 10:58 PM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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koods said: Wtf is trimix
Pornstars inject it into their dicks to stay hard for hours... gnarly stuff dude:
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Great Scott
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Re: Riley Reid is trying to convince me to do porn. [Re: koods]
#23762656 - 10/22/16 10:59 PM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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koods said: Wtf is trimix
It's extracted from goat boners.
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koods
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Re: Riley Reid is trying to convince me to do porn. [Re: Lucis] 1
#23762698 - 10/22/16 11:12 PM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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Fennario said: I should do porn, thought has crossed my mind numerous times.
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koods
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Re: Riley Reid is trying to convince me to do porn. [Re: falsereality] 12
#23762704 - 10/22/16 11:14 PM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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falsereality said: I say this as a guy with a free pass to sleepover at a pornstar's pad whenever I'm in Vegas
That's cool your mom lives in Vegas.
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falsereality


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Re: Riley Reid is trying to convince me to do porn. [Re: koods]
#23762871 - 10/23/16 12:08 AM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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koods said:
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falsereality said: I say this as a guy with a free pass to sleepover at a pornstar's pad whenever I'm in Vegas
That's cool your mom lives in Vegas.
What can I say, I enjoy an alternative lifestyle ; ).
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Eggtimer
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Re: Riley Reid is trying to convince me to do porn. [Re: JustForToday] 2
#23763184 - 10/23/16 04:01 AM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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I was once asked by god for a blowjob. I said I'm not gay.
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