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Mescalean
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Re: Riley Reid is trying to convince me to do porn. [Re: Shroomslip]
#23771432 - 10/25/16 08:49 PM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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Is that a .38? I could see him fucking that up. Becoming the next elephant man with a deformed face an all. 12 gauge or nothing, do it like my great great grand pappy did, walk into your place of work put, insert barrel, and paint the wall behind.
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Re: Riley Reid is trying to convince me to do porn. [Re: Mescalean]
#23771453 - 10/25/16 08:53 PM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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Well when I googled it I used .357 but I just snagged a random image so could be
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Mescalean
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Re: Riley Reid is trying to convince me to do porn. [Re: Shroomslip]
#23771475 - 10/25/16 08:59 PM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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I've shot ones that do 357 and 38 ammo so quite quite possibly. There was one chick who fucked up with a shot gun. Now I'm thinking explosions. Are hand grenades acquirable in the US? I want to assume so but idk
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Re: Riley Reid is trying to convince me to do porn. [Re: Mescalean]
#23771497 - 10/25/16 09:05 PM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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If they are, you'd have to jump through a bunch of hoops for it. That would be a Class 3 weapon.
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Re: Riley Reid is trying to convince me to do porn. [Re: Shroomslip]
#23771585 - 10/25/16 09:44 PM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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Well thank god for certain "political cookbooks"
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Re: Riley Reid is trying to convince me to do porn. [Re: Mescalean] 1
#23771701 - 10/25/16 10:23 PM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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Mescalean said: I've shot ones that do 357 and 38 ammo so quite quite possibly. There was one chick who fucked up with a shot gun. Now I'm thinking explosions. Are hand grenades acquirable in the US? I want to assume so but idk
She might've put it under her chin though, the success rate is 95% for shotgun in the mouth if I remember correctly
The highest success rate of any method of suicide
Use a slug, make sure its all in working order, go big, in the mouth, pointed vertically to the brain stem.
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Re: Riley Reid is trying to convince me to do porn. [Re: Repertoire89]
#23771714 - 10/25/16 10:27 PM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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I'd be too afraid it's because it takes out the area that controls your motor functions if aimed correctly
the kick back/pressure would knock out your fucking teeth though I've seen ISIS vids where double 12gauges just take out the entire brain from like a foot away
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Re: Riley Reid is trying to convince me to do porn. [Re: Konyap]
#23771723 - 10/25/16 10:30 PM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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Damn you're right about the teeth, I think you would die before any pain could be felt though.
I'm pretty scared myself but I'll have to die someday, and this seems like the best way to go so far
I know a lot of people prefer gassing, but I wouldn't want to sit there for a couple of minutes knowing what's going on, shotgun would be instantaneous... still considering using gas though.
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Re: Riley Reid is trying to convince me to do porn. [Re: Repertoire89] 6
#23771736 - 10/25/16 10:36 PM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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Oh lord am I going to have to put you on suicide watch
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Re: Riley Reid is trying to convince me to do porn. [Re: koods]
#23771751 - 10/25/16 10:41 PM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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wait about 40-50 years first
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Re: Riley Reid is trying to convince me to do porn. [Re: Repertoire89]
#23771756 - 10/25/16 10:42 PM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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Repertoire89 said: Damn you're right about the teeth, I think you would die before any pain could be felt though.
I'm pretty scared myself but I'll have to die someday, and this seems like the best way to go so far
I know a lot of people prefer gassing, but I wouldn't want to sit there for a couple of minutes knowing what's going on, shotgun would be instantaneous... still considering using gas though.
If I had to commit suicide, I'd for sure go for carbon monoxide poisoning, much less messy to clean up and less scarring for anyone that falls on your body too 
but I also would just prefer not to off myself lol
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Re: Riley Reid is trying to convince me to do porn. [Re: Ezuma]
#23771833 - 10/25/16 11:07 PM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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Nitrogen or Helium asphyxiation is the way to go.
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Re: Riley Reid is trying to convince me to do porn. [Re: koods]
#23771844 - 10/25/16 11:12 PM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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I'd prefer to live till around 70 without health complications, wouldn't kill myself unless death was imminent already
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Re: Riley Reid is trying to convince me to do porn. [Re: koods]
#23771855 - 10/25/16 11:15 PM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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koods said: Nitrogen or Helium asphyxiation is the way to go.
Fuckin A, exit bag sounds sweet, I think some right to die organisation in Canada promoted it for a while. Not as guaranteed as the shotgun to the head though:
http://lostallhope.com/suicide-methods/statistics-most-lethal-methods
In fact it doesn't even list it. Poor show.
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Re: Riley Reid is trying to convince me to do porn. [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
#23771857 - 10/25/16 11:17 PM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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Oklahoma recently added nitrogen asphyxiation as an alternative to lethal injection for executions.
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Re: Riley Reid is trying to convince me to do porn. [Re: koods]
#23771862 - 10/25/16 11:18 PM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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Death penalty style shit? Sounds better than any of the alternatives, as heroic as going out by firing squad would be...
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Re: Riley Reid is trying to convince me to do porn. [Re: koods]
#23771863 - 10/25/16 11:18 PM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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Yeah,
He'll be the random weirdo for sure
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Re: Riley Reid is trying to convince me to do porn. [Re: koods]
#23771885 - 10/25/16 11:26 PM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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They should add some fun choices.. Like chute-less sky diving or barehanded tiger shark fighting.
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Re: Riley Reid is trying to convince me to do porn. [Re: Shroomslip]
#23771899 - 10/25/16 11:30 PM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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Shroomslip said: They should add some fun choices.. Like chute-less sky diving or barehanded tiger shark fighting.
Bring back gladiators. With slaves and lions and convicted felons and shit.
As brutal as it must've been, it must've been fucking epic to watch.
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Re: Riley Reid is trying to convince me to do porn. [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
#23771908 - 10/25/16 11:34 PM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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Jokeshopbeard said:
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Shroomslip said: They should add some fun choices.. Like chute-less sky diving or barehanded tiger shark fighting.
Bring back gladiators. With slaves and lions and convicted felons and shit.
As brutal as it must've been, it must've been fucking epic to watch.
I would vote in Donald Trump or Satan himself if he brought back Gladiatorial combat
The mob must be appeased
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