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Re: Riley Reid is trying to convince me to do porn. [Re: Morel Guy]
    #23768258 - 10/24/16 08:57 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

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Morel Guy said:
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Mescalean said:
"vaginal formation" is another one and zero qualms admitting this as I have heard more girls than I can count mention hating how a dudes dick looks. I had one tell me then excitingly start sucking my dick "holy shit thank fucking god you are cut!" It works for both ends of the spectrum. I personally love the "homer simpson mouth" pussy while I know buddies who love a nice set of mud flaps.





So you are saying girls prefer mutilated penis?





The ironic part is that these dumbass whores dont even know how to properly jack a guy off because they lived life following whats "cool"

Dont listen to the idiocy of preferring mutilated cock. Its a sad situation


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Something there is mysteriously formed,
Existing before Heaven and Earth,
Silent, still, standing alone, unchanging,
All-pervading, unfailing,
I do not know its name; I call it tao.
If forced to give it a name, I call it
Great (ta). Being great, it flows out;
Flowing out means far-reaching;
Being far-reaching, it is said to return.


It's just a shot away..


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InvisibleBill_Oreilly
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Re: Riley Reid is trying to convince me to do porn. [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
    #23768273 - 10/24/16 09:00 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Sad to say the shroomery doesnt know much of jacking off either. Youre supposed to do it with 2 hands. 1 hand on top of the head while moving it around in a circular motion to stimulate the head with the other hand

Nobody taught me to jack off and my body naturally taught me that style at age 13 so i trust it

Its the cut cock thats feeding into the lie that masterbation should be like penetration


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Something there is mysteriously formed,
Existing before Heaven and Earth,
Silent, still, standing alone, unchanging,
All-pervading, unfailing,
I do not know its name; I call it tao.
If forced to give it a name, I call it
Great (ta). Being great, it flows out;
Flowing out means far-reaching;
Being far-reaching, it is said to return.


It's just a shot away..


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Re: Riley Reid is trying to convince me to do porn. [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
    #23768287 - 10/24/16 09:05 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

You don't even remember getting cut nor do I. Stop complaining you sissy your parents did you a favor. Not only do you not have a dog cock but sensitivity in the head of the penis is lowered giving you a better chance to fuck like a champ.


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FREE BURKE


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Re: Riley Reid is trying to convince me to do porn. [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
    #23768292 - 10/24/16 09:06 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Bill_Oreilly said:
Sad to say the shroomery doesnt know much of jacking off either. Youre supposed to do it with 2 hands. 1 hand on top of the head while moving it around in a circular motion to stimulate the head with the other hand

Nobody taught me to jack off and my body naturally taught me that style at age 13 so i trust it

Its the cut cock thats feeding into the lie that masterbation should be like penetration




You either have really small hands, or a really big dick

Maybe Bill Oreilly should be in porn?


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Re: Riley Reid is trying to convince me to do porn. [Re: Shroomslip]
    #23768294 - 10/24/16 09:08 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Shroomslip said:





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With my face against the floor I can’t see who knocked me out of the way.
I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today.
Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear.
I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear.


You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being
With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline


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Re: Riley Reid is trying to convince me to do porn. [Re: Shroomslip]
    #23768310 - 10/24/16 09:12 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Camera tricks, his hands are tiny

There's a market for that though

:lookslucrative:


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InvisibleBill_Oreilly
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Re: Riley Reid is trying to convince me to do porn. [Re: Repertoire89]
    #23768323 - 10/24/16 09:16 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Im around 7 inches like a normal 6ft person would be

As they say "in da hood" dont hate the playa hate the game

Seriously though..yall need to start listenin to your own bodies instead of instantly letting the world tell you how to do buisness

Try jacking off that way if you can..its much better and faster

Edit: and having small hands or a big dick has absolutely nothing to do with the natural way to jack off


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Something there is mysteriously formed,
Existing before Heaven and Earth,
Silent, still, standing alone, unchanging,
All-pervading, unfailing,
I do not know its name; I call it tao.
If forced to give it a name, I call it
Great (ta). Being great, it flows out;
Flowing out means far-reaching;
Being far-reaching, it is said to return.


It's just a shot away..


Edited by Bill_Oreilly (10/24/16 09:23 PM)


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Re: Riley Reid is trying to convince me to do porn. [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
    #23768349 - 10/24/16 09:25 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

I usually do the deed by dipping my genitals in various condiments and shaking them dry

No hands required


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Re: Riley Reid is trying to convince me to do porn. [Re: Bill_Oreilly] * 2
    #23768356 - 10/24/16 09:26 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

:canthelpbutlaugh: "Natural" way to jack off.


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With my face against the floor I can’t see who knocked me out of the way.
I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today.
Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear.
I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear.


You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being
With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline


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Re: Riley Reid is trying to convince me to do porn. [Re: Repertoire89]
    #23768357 - 10/24/16 09:26 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Try buffalo sauce next time.


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InvisibleBill_Oreilly
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Re: Riley Reid is trying to convince me to do porn. [Re: Shroomslip]
    #23768361 - 10/24/16 09:27 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Shroomslip said:
:canthelpbutlaugh: "Natural" way to jack off.





Dont shoot the messenger


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Something there is mysteriously formed,
Existing before Heaven and Earth,
Silent, still, standing alone, unchanging,
All-pervading, unfailing,
I do not know its name; I call it tao.
If forced to give it a name, I call it
Great (ta). Being great, it flows out;
Flowing out means far-reaching;
Being far-reaching, it is said to return.


It's just a shot away..


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InvisibleBill_Oreilly
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Posts: 26,370
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Re: Riley Reid is trying to convince me to do porn. [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
    #23768366 - 10/24/16 09:29 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

I knew yall couldn't handle the truth

Oh well. Cant say i didnt try!


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Something there is mysteriously formed,
Existing before Heaven and Earth,
Silent, still, standing alone, unchanging,
All-pervading, unfailing,
I do not know its name; I call it tao.
If forced to give it a name, I call it
Great (ta). Being great, it flows out;
Flowing out means far-reaching;
Being far-reaching, it is said to return.


It's just a shot away..


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Re: Riley Reid is trying to convince me to do porn. [Re: PatrickKn]
    #23768373 - 10/24/16 09:32 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

PatrickKn said:
Try buffalo sauce next time.




Buffalo sauce is illegal south of the Potomac

We use Cajun and Caribbean sauces down here


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Re: Riley Reid is trying to convince me to do porn. [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
    #23768374 - 10/24/16 09:33 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Just because no one taught you and you ended up doing it some weird way doesn't mean that's the natural way and everyone else is wrong. No one taught me either, and I learned back before porn was so easily accessible to kids, especially if daddy didn't have a stash in the house. I do it like the other 99.5% of the people in the world do it. :rofl:


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With my face against the floor I can’t see who knocked me out of the way.
I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today.
Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear.
I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear.


You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being
With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline


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InvisibleBill_Oreilly
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Re: Riley Reid is trying to convince me to do porn. [Re: Shroomslip]
    #23768382 - 10/24/16 09:35 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Shroomslip said:
Just because no one taught you and you ended up doing it some weird way doesn't mean that's the natural way and everyone else is wrong. No one taught me either, and I learned back before porn was so easily accessible to kids, especially if daddy didn't have a stash in the house. I do it like the other 99.5% of the people in the world do it. :rofl:





So since 99.5% make it right, ay?


Whatever man..do you. I may have stepped over the line with the whole natural thing but ultimately it feels a lot more natural than the other "normal" way.

But of course thats debatable

Sorry if i came off as a...dick


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Something there is mysteriously formed,
Existing before Heaven and Earth,
Silent, still, standing alone, unchanging,
All-pervading, unfailing,
I do not know its name; I call it tao.
If forced to give it a name, I call it
Great (ta). Being great, it flows out;
Flowing out means far-reaching;
Being far-reaching, it is said to return.


It's just a shot away..


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Re: Riley Reid is trying to convince me to do porn. [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
    #23768396 - 10/24/16 09:38 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Bill_Oreilly said:

Its the cut cock thats feeding into the lie that masterbation should be like penetration




Have you tried using lube?

I recommend Jamaican jerk sauce


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Re: Riley Reid is trying to convince me to do porn. [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
    #23768436 - 10/24/16 09:53 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

I don't think there is a right or wrong way, if it works, it works. I'm just saying that if a vast majority all do things one way without being coached, there's a good argument to be made that is the "natural way".


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With my face against the floor I can’t see who knocked me out of the way.
I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today.
Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear.
I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear.


You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being
With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline


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Re: Riley Reid is trying to convince me to do porn. [Re: Morel Guy]
    #23768499 - 10/24/16 10:14 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Morel Guy said:
Quote:

Shroomslip said:
I can't even begin to describe what a ridiculous argument that is :rofl:




Are you into teen porn when you are nearing 40?  That is pedo!




Goddamn right brother.  You know what I say: if she still has a pulse she's too young.  :sadyes:


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Re: Riley Reid is trying to convince me to do porn. [Re: Shroomslip] * 3
    #23768576 - 10/24/16 10:54 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

When i first discovered porn (more of how to delete my history:rofl:) i went to a massive website (comparable to the hub) that had thousands of video's and you could have them all listed in order from best to worst.

So i went to the worst just to see what it was. It was 2 cows fucking (not literally, just 2 massive people man and woman) humping and grunting and wheezing on a creeky ass bed with a camera set to night vision mode. They humped for like a minute then the dog (jack russell terrier) hopped up on the bed, only to get knocked off buy the humping mammoths. The dog yelped and they grunted and reached over to turn off the camera.

I bet this is more realistic of a look at what op's porno would turn out like.


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I'm addicted to coke, weed, booze, ludes and speed.
Not LSD, you can't get addicted to LSD, it was built by scientists.

I ain't got no demons that gonna get woke.


In erowid we trust.

Just take your damn pills and don't ask any questions, you'll be fine.


Edited by LuSiD enthusiast (10/24/16 10:55 PM)


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Re: Riley Reid is trying to convince me to do porn. [Re: Morel Guy]
    #23768643 - 10/24/16 11:34 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Morel Guy said:
There are girls with daddy issues that date older men.  Just think if you were a young guy.  I have known a young guy to bang an older lady.  Not so sure he is telling his kids or current wife about it.

I like a girl who is close to 24 and I am almost 35.  But finically I am not 35.




I hate to say it, but I don't find most men attractive once they hit 30. For women, I see lots of women who are attractive well into their mid-40's, even 50's. But men, I don't know, men just age horribly for some reason. Must be the hormone difference or something, because men's facial structures change a LOT with age. It's very rare I see a guy who's in his 40's and think he's hot. But once in a blue moon, it happens.

This sucks for me, it means the pool of eligible men I can date is only going to get smaller and smaller as I get older, that or if I ever end up with anybody younger it can only last a couple years before the attraction fizzles out. :bored: For this reason, I'm actually looking forward to being alone.

I had a really strong crush on one of my coworkers who turned out to be 19. I'm much older than him, and I never expected to fall so hard for somebody who was that young. I always looked down on guys that age, a part of me secretly disrespects people that young, because come on, they're fucking kids. But in my defense, I totally thought he was 25. I was surprised when I found out his age.


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