|
imachavel
I loved and lost but I loved-ftw



Registered: 06/06/07
Posts: 31,375
Loc: You get banned for saying that
Last seen: 8 hours, 57 minutes
|
Would the shroomery community ever adopt children?
#23761074 - 10/22/16 02:10 PM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
|
|
Just a harmless question
Will this turn into a heated debate?

Why or why not? I say yes. A decent home is better then no home
--------------------
I did not say to edit my signature soulidarity! Now forever I will never remember what I said about understanding the secrets of the universe by paying attention to subtleties!
I'm never giving you the password again. Jerk
|
Lucis
Nutritional Yeast

Registered: 03/28/15
Posts: 15,622
Last seen: 1 month, 30 days
|
Re: Would the shroomery community ever adopt children? [Re: imachavel]
#23761100 - 10/22/16 02:18 PM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
|
|
Yes, I would. If I met a girl and she had a kid, and things went well and she asked me to adopt I would. I would only do so if the girl and I fit like two peas in a pod though, this way it wouldn't put the child through hell with our disagreements.
If I adopted on my own for some reason, which I don't think I would, I would only do so if I could care for that child properly, give it all it needed, proper food, shelter, clothes, of course this is obvious but just felt like it should be said.
I would probably adopt from a different country though, would be nice to take a kid that came from some less than fortunate place, and give them the boost they needed to have a proper life.
-------------------- ©️
|
Prisoner#1
Even Dumber ThanAdvertized!


Registered: 01/22/03
Posts: 193,665
Loc: Pvt. Pubfag NutSuck
|
Re: Would the shroomery community ever adopt children? [Re: imachavel] 8
#23761110 - 10/22/16 02:24 PM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
|
|
Quote:
imachavel said: Just a harmless question
Will this turn into a heated debate?

Why or why not? I say yes. A decent home is better then no home
yes, I would adopt. I'm currently in the process of adopting an 18yo vietnamese girl
|
travelleler
a horse-fart in a hurricane



Registered: 08/30/08
Posts: 3,955
Loc: yonder mountains
|
Re: Would the shroomery community ever adopt children? [Re: Prisoner#1]
#23761135 - 10/22/16 02:35 PM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
|
|
The shroomery adopted me and gave me nothing but a hard time.
Pris has a great point.
Drug subculture should be an excellent place for fostering children. Can't believe nobody brought this up before...
--------------------

"Whales have deep thoughts"
Dreams are the fuel of the soul
|
Bodhi of Ankou
*alternate opinion blocks path*


Registered: 06/02/09
Posts: 24,778
Loc: Soviet Canukistan
|
Re: Would the shroomery community ever adopt children? [Re: imachavel] 1
#23761149 - 10/22/16 02:39 PM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
|
|
Nah, and women with fatherless kids are best avoided. Shows a lack of intelligence and ability to plan.
|
littleton
Stranger



Registered: 08/18/10
Posts: 440
|
Re: Would the shroomery community ever adopt children? [Re: Bodhi of Ankou]
#23761189 - 10/22/16 02:58 PM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
|
|
If I were ever to be gay (which im not) I would have gay sex with my partner all day, but than instead of adopting, Find a lovely soul that we could impregnate and take the baby kid in for our own. (not gay)
|
Dark_Star
train driver pervading a desktop


Registered: 08/20/04
Posts: 31,859
Loc: Uranus
|
Re: Would the shroomery community ever adopt children? [Re: imachavel]
#23761211 - 10/22/16 03:03 PM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
|
|
I would under the right circumstances. Kids deserve good homes/families, and many don't get that. That's something I could provide.
--------------------
|
Repertoire89
Cat



Registered: 11/15/12
Posts: 21,773
|
Re: Would the shroomery community ever adopt children? [Re: imachavel]
#23761223 - 10/22/16 03:09 PM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
|
|
Not likely, under some obscure circumstance perhaps
|
kr0nik0
Ole' Salty


Registered: 02/13/12
Posts: 17,756
Loc: Western Slope, CO
|
Re: Would the shroomery community ever adopt children? [Re: imachavel]
#23761225 - 10/22/16 03:11 PM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
|
|
I feel like I did in a way.
I'm helping raise a 1, 3, and 8 year old. Or, at least doing the best I can by taking them into my home and trying to be a positive male role model.
If I have a daughter in the near future, which I would like, and could afford to adopt a child a few years after that, I'm pretty sure I would...will.
--------------------
“[...]the only people for me are the mad ones, the ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars and in the middle you see the blue centerlight pop and everybody goes “Awww!”
|
kr0nik0
Ole' Salty


Registered: 02/13/12
Posts: 17,756
Loc: Western Slope, CO
|
Re: Would the shroomery community ever adopt children? [Re: Bodhi of Ankou] 1
#23761227 - 10/22/16 03:11 PM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
|
|
Quote:
Bodhi of Ankou said: Nah, and women with fatherless kids are best avoided. Shows a lack of intelligence and ability to plan.
Sometimes.
Sometimes fathers are just assholes who run away.
--------------------
“[...]the only people for me are the mad ones, the ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars and in the middle you see the blue centerlight pop and everybody goes “Awww!”
|
DustyBottoms



Registered: 11/07/14
Posts: 3,071
Loc: TheUnderbelly
|
Re: Would the shroomery community ever adopt children? [Re: Dark_Star]
#23761228 - 10/22/16 03:12 PM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
|
|
Not that I really want to but if it was to improve the life of the child then yeah. I'm not sure I'm ready for it but I think I could and would adjust.
But what would I do with the kid during an L trip that lasts for 12 hours? Slip them a mickey and keep them under the sink? Seems like the responsible thing to do.
--------------------
|
falsereality


Registered: 04/01/13
Posts: 4,112
|
Re: Would the shroomery community ever adopt children? [Re: littleton] 3
#23761234 - 10/22/16 03:14 PM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
|
|
I would adopt a "younger brother" of sorts off the streets if I saw they had potential and just caught a rough break. You know, let them crash with me for a bit while trying to find them a job and whatnot. I actually did this for one of my old JROTC buddies who is a brilliant coder but came from a really abusive family, I helped set him up with a small website development and consulting business in denver and we're pretty much brothers at this point.
I think it's one of the most fulfilling things you can do... you know, to help get someone else's life back on track and help them become a functional member of society.
As far as adopting actual children goes, maybe in the distant future where I don't have to worry about money for the rest of my life.
|
kr0nik0
Ole' Salty


Registered: 02/13/12
Posts: 17,756
Loc: Western Slope, CO
|
Re: Would the shroomery community ever adopt children? [Re: DustyBottoms]
#23761237 - 10/22/16 03:16 PM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
|
|
Quote:
DustyBottoms said: But what would I do with the kid during an L trip that lasts for 12 hours? Slip them a mickey and keep them under the sink? Seems like the responsible thing to do.
Get a babysitter and go out in nature. Without the kids. That's what we've been doing, anyways.
I don't know if I could trip balls at home knowing one of the kids may wake up needing something, and I can't tend to them if it's important.
--------------------
“[...]the only people for me are the mad ones, the ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars and in the middle you see the blue centerlight pop and everybody goes “Awww!”
|
kr0nik0
Ole' Salty


Registered: 02/13/12
Posts: 17,756
Loc: Western Slope, CO
|
Re: Would the shroomery community ever adopt children? [Re: Prisoner#1]
#23761246 - 10/22/16 03:20 PM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
|
|
Quote:
Prisoner#1 said:
Quote:
imachavel said: Just a harmless question
Will this turn into a heated debate?

Why or why not? I say yes. A decent home is better then no home
yes, I would adopt. I'm currently in the process of adopting an 18yo vietnamese girl
That doesn't sound consensual. The adopting of, or the inevitable sex you will have with said Vietnamese girl.
I mean, you could actually go to Vietnam. Beautiful country, I hear. And most likely if you're a nice enough old dude with a couple dollars in your bank account, as you seem to be, you'll receive a lot of marriage proposals from young Vietnamese women's parents.
Make sure you slurp your noodles as well as the pussy.
--------------------
“[...]the only people for me are the mad ones, the ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars and in the middle you see the blue centerlight pop and everybody goes “Awww!”
|
Repertoire89
Cat



Registered: 11/15/12
Posts: 21,773
|
Re: Would the shroomery community ever adopt children? [Re: kr0nik0] 2
#23761250 - 10/22/16 03:22 PM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
|
|
Quote:
kr0nik0 said:
Make sure you slurp your noodles as well as the pussy.
Shemale reference?
|
falsereality


Registered: 04/01/13
Posts: 4,112
|
Re: Would the shroomery community ever adopt children? [Re: Repertoire89]
#23761257 - 10/22/16 03:25 PM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
|
|
Quote:
Repertoire89 said:
Quote:
kr0nik0 said:
Make sure you slurp your noodles as well as the pussy.
Shemale reference?
It's considered polite to physically slurp noodles in some parts of asia, and I'm assuming the other entendre is a reference to oral sex.
|
Lucis
Nutritional Yeast

Registered: 03/28/15
Posts: 15,622
Last seen: 1 month, 30 days
|
Re: Would the shroomery community ever adopt children? [Re: kr0nik0]
#23761258 - 10/22/16 03:25 PM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
|
|
Quote:
kr0nik0 said: I feel like I did in a way.
I'm helping raise a 1, 3, and 8 year old.
If you don't mind me asking, are all those kids from one girl because damn, what happened to her?
If not, you're working towards setting up a kn0nik0 franchise.
-------------------- ©️
|
kr0nik0
Ole' Salty


Registered: 02/13/12
Posts: 17,756
Loc: Western Slope, CO
|
Re: Would the shroomery community ever adopt children? [Re: falsereality]
#23761264 - 10/22/16 03:27 PM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
|
|
Quote:
falsereality said:
Quote:
Repertoire89 said:
Quote:
kr0nik0 said:
Make sure you slurp your noodles as well as the pussy.
Shemale reference?
It's considered polite to physically slurp noodles in some parts of asia, and I'm assuming the other entendre is a reference to oral sex.
Well, when you put it that way, it sounds beautiful. 
But yes, that's what I meant.
--------------------
“[...]the only people for me are the mad ones, the ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars and in the middle you see the blue centerlight pop and everybody goes “Awww!”
|
kr0nik0
Ole' Salty


Registered: 02/13/12
Posts: 17,756
Loc: Western Slope, CO
|
Re: Would the shroomery community ever adopt children? [Re: Lucis]
#23761272 - 10/22/16 03:31 PM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
|
|
Quote:
Fennario said:
Quote:
kr0nik0 said: I feel like I did in a way.
I'm helping raise a 1, 3, and 8 year old.
If you don't mind me asking, are all those kids from one girl because damn, what happened to her?
If not, you're working towards setting up a kn0nik0 franchise.
Yes. The same mother. Different fathers. Me not being one of them.
I just figure they can work the farm once it's set up. Simple logistics and finance. lol.
--------------------
“[...]the only people for me are the mad ones, the ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars and in the middle you see the blue centerlight pop and everybody goes “Awww!”
|
Mad_Larkin
Registered: 11/29/07
Posts: 18,606
|
Re: Would the shroomery community ever adopt children? [Re: Prisoner#1] 2
#23761334 - 10/22/16 03:54 PM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
|
|
Quote:
Prisoner#1 said:
Quote:
imachavel said: Just a harmless question
Will this turn into a heated debate?

Why or why not? I say yes. A decent home is better then no home
yes, I would adopt. I'm currently in the process of adopting an 18yo vietnamese girl

|
imachavel
I loved and lost but I loved-ftw



Registered: 06/06/07
Posts: 31,375
Loc: You get banned for saying that
Last seen: 8 hours, 57 minutes
|
Re: Would the shroomery community ever adopt children? [Re: kr0nik0]
#23762204 - 10/22/16 08:45 PM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
|
|
Quote:
kr0nik0 said: I feel like I did in a way.
I'm helping raise a 1, 3, and 8 year old. Or, at least doing the best I can by taking them into my home and trying to be a positive male role model.
If I have a daughter in the near future, which I would like, and could afford to adopt a child a few years after that, I'm pretty sure I would...will.
Now that's real talk
Way to contribute
--------------------
I did not say to edit my signature soulidarity! Now forever I will never remember what I said about understanding the secrets of the universe by paying attention to subtleties!
I'm never giving you the password again. Jerk
|
Ezuma
Gontish Wizard



Registered: 12/02/13
Posts: 8,423
Loc: Roke
Last seen: 10 months, 21 days
|
Re: Would the shroomery community ever adopt children? [Re: imachavel] 2
#23762215 - 10/22/16 08:48 PM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
|
|
I would but I would prefer to have my own kids, selfish as it is, if I had the funds. Gotta spread them genes
|
Asante
Mage


Registered: 02/06/02
Posts: 86,797
|
Re: Would the shroomery community ever adopt children? [Re: Ezuma]
#23763187 - 10/23/16 04:05 AM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
|
|
I would love, love, love to be a sperm donor for a couple of any composition or a single mother wishing to raise a child on her own.
My obesity is NOT genetic. I did a DNA test and my DNA only accounts for being at most 20 lbs overweight.
I have WINNER DNA. I have in my family a bunch of 90 year olds, an unusual number of cum laude university students, a businessman in charge of projects worth hundreds of millions, I have an uncle who beyond the age of 75 STILL RAN MARATHONS and who was a locally and internationally accomplished athlete. We have the brain and the brawn.
My DNA test showed a clean bill of genetic health.
It would be a waste to have my seed go unused.
Its not given me to be a father, that does not fit my life, but I would LOVE LOVE LOVE to donate sperm to people who desire a child but lack a fertile male.
Will ship by overnight courier if we have to.
-------------------- Omnicyclion.org higher knowledge starts here
|
moonrockmushy
High on Spite



Registered: 07/01/05
Posts: 19,067
|
Re: Would the shroomery community ever adopt children? [Re: Asante]
#23763211 - 10/23/16 04:31 AM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
|
|
If you want to send me some sperm I will try to sneak it into a vagina at some point. That way when they come at me for child support I'll just be like "don't look at me that is asante's baby"
|
Asante
Mage


Registered: 02/06/02
Posts: 86,797
|
Re: Would the shroomery community ever adopt children? [Re: moonrockmushy]
#23763222 - 10/23/16 04:44 AM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
|
|
LOL
-------------------- Omnicyclion.org higher knowledge starts here
|
travelleler
a horse-fart in a hurricane



Registered: 08/30/08
Posts: 3,955
Loc: yonder mountains
|
Re: Would the shroomery community ever adopt children? [Re: kr0nik0]
#23763884 - 10/23/16 10:48 AM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
|
|
Quote:
kr0nik0 said:
Quote:
Prisoner#1 said:
Quote:
imachavel said: Just a harmless question
Will this turn into a heated debate?

Why or why not? I say yes. A decent home is better then no home
yes, I would adopt. I'm currently in the process of adopting an 18yo vietnamese girl
That doesn't sound consensual. The adopting of, or the inevitable sex you will have with said Vietnamese girl.
I mean, you could actually go to Vietnam. Beautiful country, I hear. And most likely if you're a nice enough old dude with a couple dollars in your bank account, as you seem to be, you'll receive a lot of marriage proposals from young Vietnamese women's parents.
Make sure you slurp your noodles as well as the pussy.
this was a reference to Woody Allen, the famous film director and probably one of Roman Polanski's pals adopted a young vietnamese girl and then controversially divorced his then wife so he could have a consensual sexual relationship with his adopted daughter...
I know how it looks to us westerners but still I wonder, is she happy about it? His he happy about it? Does their love therefore enrich the world in spite of the spectacle of it?
--------------------

"Whales have deep thoughts"
Dreams are the fuel of the soul
|
Prisoner#1
Even Dumber ThanAdvertized!


Registered: 01/22/03
Posts: 193,665
Loc: Pvt. Pubfag NutSuck
|
Re: Would the shroomery community ever adopt children? [Re: kr0nik0] 1
#23763944 - 10/23/16 11:09 AM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
|
|
Quote:
kr0nik0 said:
Quote:
Prisoner#1 said:
Quote:
imachavel said: Just a harmless question
Will this turn into a heated debate?

Why or why not? I say yes. A decent home is better then no home
yes, I would adopt. I'm currently in the process of adopting an 18yo vietnamese girl
That doesn't sound consensual. The adopting of, or the inevitable sex you will have with said Vietnamese girl.
it's the duct tape making you say that isnt it, just ignore the handcuffs, stungun and duct tape for a minute
Quote:
I mean, you could actually go to Vietnam. Beautiful country, I hear. And most likely if you're a nice enough old dude with a couple dollars in your bank account, as you seem to be, you'll receive a lot of marriage proposals from young Vietnamese women's parents.
oh yeah, consensual... I forgot what it meant
|
DTCharlieB
yum yum fish.


Registered: 08/31/07
Posts: 1,027
Loc: Yak attack
Last seen: 5 years, 8 months
|
Re: Would the shroomery community ever adopt children? [Re: travelleler]
#23763991 - 10/23/16 11:21 AM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
|
|
I've raised my girlfriends 8 year old son since he was about a year old. His biological father hasn't seen him since he was born and has given up his parental rights to him. I haven't legally adopted him but I'm his dad. We also have a 2 year old we had together. He's all mine.
I dont think I could adopt another kid. Ones tough enough, plus add in the 2 year old and that seems like enough kids for me.
-------------------- I like lasagna.
|
moonrockmushy
High on Spite



Registered: 07/01/05
Posts: 19,067
|
Re: Would the shroomery community ever adopt children? [Re: DTCharlieB]
#23764004 - 10/23/16 11:25 AM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
|
|
I want to set the record for most children adopted. Send me your kids people I am already building the enclosure.
|
Bill_Oreilly
ANIMALS (the RAINBOW SERPENT)


Registered: 11/12/11
Posts: 26,370
Loc: Boston
|
Re: Would the shroomery community ever adopt children? [Re: imachavel] 1
#23764007 - 10/23/16 11:25 AM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
|
|
Quote:
imachavel said: Just a harmless question
Will this turn into a heated debate?

Why or why not? I say yes. A decent home is better then no home
Already did
-------------------- Something there is mysteriously formed, Existing before Heaven and Earth, Silent, still, standing alone, unchanging, All-pervading, unfailing, I do not know its name; I call it tao. If forced to give it a name, I call it Great (ta). Being great, it flows out; Flowing out means far-reaching; Being far-reaching, it is said to return. It's just a shot away..
|
moonrockmushy
High on Spite



Registered: 07/01/05
Posts: 19,067
|
Re: Would the shroomery community ever adopt children? [Re: Bill_Oreilly] 1
#23764035 - 10/23/16 11:34 AM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
|
|
We should see about buying a baby on the darknet and raising it as a community. We will all do our part and take turns wetnursing and whatnot else you do.
|
Crystal G



Registered: 06/05/07
Posts: 19,584
Loc: outer space
Last seen: 8 months, 6 days
|
Re: Would the shroomery community ever adopt children? [Re: Asante]
#23764040 - 10/23/16 11:35 AM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
|
|
Quote:
Asante said: I would love, love, love to be a sperm donor for a couple of any composition or a single mother wishing to raise a child on her own.
My obesity is NOT genetic. I did a DNA test and my DNA only accounts for being at most 20 lbs overweight.
I have WINNER DNA. I have in my family a bunch of 90 year olds, an unusual number of cum laude university students, a businessman in charge of projects worth hundreds of millions, I have an uncle who beyond the age of 75 STILL RAN MARATHONS and who was a locally and internationally accomplished athlete. We have the brain and the brawn.
My DNA test showed a clean bill of genetic health.
It would be a waste to have my seed go unused.
Its not given me to be a father, that does not fit my life, but I would LOVE LOVE LOVE to donate sperm to people who desire a child but lack a fertile male.
Will ship by overnight courier if we have to.
No offense Asante, but isn't sperm not really viable or the best to use if they're over 35 years old? I mean, the rates of autism or Down's Syndrome increase significantly the older sperm is.
Why haven't you donated to a sperm bank?
|
Patlal
You ask too many questions



Registered: 10/09/10
Posts: 44,797
Loc: Ottawa
Last seen: 16 hours, 54 minutes
|
Re: Would the shroomery community ever adopt children? [Re: Crystal G]
#23764084 - 10/23/16 11:57 AM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
|
|
Would not adopt.
If I want kids, I'll have them myself.
But you guys should definitely adopt. Recycling is good for the environment. Not everything has to be brand new.
--------------------
|
ballsalsa
Universally Loathed and Reviled



Registered: 03/11/15
Posts: 20,876
Loc: Foreign Lands
|
Re: Would the shroomery community ever adopt children? [Re: imachavel]
#23764101 - 10/23/16 12:06 PM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
|
|
I think it might be interesting if the shroomery adopted a kid. Like how corporations have speech rights, they should have the right to adopt children also. Ythan could strap the kid down in front of a bank of monitors A Clockwork Orange style, and we could all have a hand in "raising" it.
--------------------
Like cannabis topics? Read my cannabis blog here
|
moonrockmushy
High on Spite



Registered: 07/01/05
Posts: 19,067
|
Re: Would the shroomery community ever adopt children? [Re: ballsalsa] 2
#23764134 - 10/23/16 12:19 PM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
|
|
Can't we just leave it in Pris's barn and take it out when it is old enough to post here?
|
Apostle
Philanthropist


Registered: 12/12/09
Posts: 31,501
Loc: FL
Last seen: 1 year, 24 days
|
Re: Would the shroomery community ever adopt children? [Re: imachavel]
#23764141 - 10/23/16 12:21 PM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
|
|
FUCK NO
|
Bill_Oreilly
ANIMALS (the RAINBOW SERPENT)


Registered: 11/12/11
Posts: 26,370
Loc: Boston
|
Re: Would the shroomery community ever adopt children? [Re: Apostle]
#23765088 - 10/23/16 07:14 PM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
|
|
I would love to donate my sperm to a hot chinese woman then have her have the baby then have her give it back to me for me to raise with my 4 year old
-------------------- Something there is mysteriously formed, Existing before Heaven and Earth, Silent, still, standing alone, unchanging, All-pervading, unfailing, I do not know its name; I call it tao. If forced to give it a name, I call it Great (ta). Being great, it flows out; Flowing out means far-reaching; Being far-reaching, it is said to return. It's just a shot away..
|
Prisoner#1
Even Dumber ThanAdvertized!


Registered: 01/22/03
Posts: 193,665
Loc: Pvt. Pubfag NutSuck
|
Re: Would the shroomery community ever adopt children? [Re: Crystal G] 1
#23765153 - 10/23/16 07:38 PM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
|
|
Quote:
Crystal G said:
Quote:
Asante said: I would love, love, love to be a sperm donor for a couple of any composition or a single mother wishing to raise a child on her own.
My obesity is NOT genetic. I did a DNA test and my DNA only accounts for being at most 20 lbs overweight.
I have WINNER DNA. I have in my family a bunch of 90 year olds, an unusual number of cum laude university students, a businessman in charge of projects worth hundreds of millions, I have an uncle who beyond the age of 75 STILL RAN MARATHONS and who was a locally and internationally accomplished athlete. We have the brain and the brawn.
My DNA test showed a clean bill of genetic health.
It would be a waste to have my seed go unused.
Its not given me to be a father, that does not fit my life, but I would LOVE LOVE LOVE to donate sperm to people who desire a child but lack a fertile male.
Will ship by overnight courier if we have to.
No offense Asante, but isn't sperm not really viable or the best to use if they're over 35 years old? I mean, the rates of autism or Down's Syndrome increase significantly the older sperm is.
Why haven't you donated to a sperm bank?
that's because women are defective, the sperm is fine
http://metro.co.uk/2012/10/18/worlds-oldest-dad-ramajit-raghav-96-fathers-second-baby-in-two-years-602775/
|
Prisoner#1
Even Dumber ThanAdvertized!


Registered: 01/22/03
Posts: 193,665
Loc: Pvt. Pubfag NutSuck
|
Re: Would the shroomery community ever adopt children? [Re: Patlal] 2
#23765159 - 10/23/16 07:39 PM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
|
|
Quote:
Patlal said: Would not adopt.
If I want kids, I'll have them myself.
I'd like to see the video of you giving birth
|
PatrickKn


Registered: 07/10/11
Posts: 20,564
|
Re: Would the shroomery community ever adopt children? [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
#23765161 - 10/23/16 07:41 PM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
|
|
Quote:
Bill_Oreilly said: I would love to donate my sperm to a hot chinese woman then have her have the baby then have her give it back to me for me to raise with my 4 year old
You wouldn't just wanna start a relationship with a hot Chinese woman instead?
Edited by PatrickKn (10/23/16 07:41 PM)
|
moonrockmushy
High on Spite



Registered: 07/01/05
Posts: 19,067
|
Re: Would the shroomery community ever adopt children? [Re: Prisoner#1]
#23765163 - 10/23/16 07:41 PM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
|
|
Quote:
Prisoner#1 said:
Quote:
Crystal G said:
Quote:
Asante said: I would love, love, love to be a sperm donor for a couple of any composition or a single mother wishing to raise a child on her own.
My obesity is NOT genetic. I did a DNA test and my DNA only accounts for being at most 20 lbs overweight.
I have WINNER DNA. I have in my family a bunch of 90 year olds, an unusual number of cum laude university students, a businessman in charge of projects worth hundreds of millions, I have an uncle who beyond the age of 75 STILL RAN MARATHONS and who was a locally and internationally accomplished athlete. We have the brain and the brawn.
My DNA test showed a clean bill of genetic health.
It would be a waste to have my seed go unused.
Its not given me to be a father, that does not fit my life, but I would LOVE LOVE LOVE to donate sperm to people who desire a child but lack a fertile male.
Will ship by overnight courier if we have to.
No offense Asante, but isn't sperm not really viable or the best to use if they're over 35 years old? I mean, the rates of autism or Down's Syndrome increase significantly the older sperm is.
Why haven't you donated to a sperm bank?
that's because women are defective, the sperm is fine
http://metro.co.uk/2012/10/18/worlds-oldest-dad-ramajit-raghav-96-fathers-second-baby-in-two-years-602775/
So you are saying I don't have to toss all this sperm I bought from asante?
|
ballsalsa
Universally Loathed and Reviled



Registered: 03/11/15
Posts: 20,876
Loc: Foreign Lands
|
Re: Would the shroomery community ever adopt children? [Re: moonrockmushy]
#23765203 - 10/23/16 07:56 PM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
|
|
bottoms up!
--------------------
Like cannabis topics? Read my cannabis blog here
|
Prisoner#1
Even Dumber ThanAdvertized!


Registered: 01/22/03
Posts: 193,665
Loc: Pvt. Pubfag NutSuck
|
Re: Would the shroomery community ever adopt children? [Re: moonrockmushy]
#23765222 - 10/23/16 08:04 PM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
|
|
Quote:
moonrockmushy said:
Quote:
Prisoner#1 said:
Quote:
Crystal G said:
Quote:
Asante said: I would love, love, love to be a sperm donor for a couple of any composition or a single mother wishing to raise a child on her own.
My obesity is NOT genetic. I did a DNA test and my DNA only accounts for being at most 20 lbs overweight.
I have WINNER DNA. I have in my family a bunch of 90 year olds, an unusual number of cum laude university students, a businessman in charge of projects worth hundreds of millions, I have an uncle who beyond the age of 75 STILL RAN MARATHONS and who was a locally and internationally accomplished athlete. We have the brain and the brawn.
My DNA test showed a clean bill of genetic health.
It would be a waste to have my seed go unused.
Its not given me to be a father, that does not fit my life, but I would LOVE LOVE LOVE to donate sperm to people who desire a child but lack a fertile male.
Will ship by overnight courier if we have to.
No offense Asante, but isn't sperm not really viable or the best to use if they're over 35 years old? I mean, the rates of autism or Down's Syndrome increase significantly the older sperm is.
Why haven't you donated to a sperm bank?
that's because women are defective, the sperm is fine
http://metro.co.uk/2012/10/18/worlds-oldest-dad-ramajit-raghav-96-fathers-second-baby-in-two-years-602775/
So you are saying I don't have to toss all this sperm I bought from asante?
it's safe enough to drink
|
kr0nik0
Ole' Salty


Registered: 02/13/12
Posts: 17,756
Loc: Western Slope, CO
|
Re: Would the shroomery community ever adopt children? [Re: imachavel] 1
#23765739 - 10/24/16 12:14 AM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
|
|
Quote:
imachavel said:
Quote:
kr0nik0 said: I feel like I did in a way.
I'm helping raise a 1, 3, and 8 year old. Or, at least doing the best I can by taking them into my home and trying to be a positive male role model.
If I have a daughter in the near future, which I would like, and could afford to adopt a child a few years after that, I'm pretty sure I would...will.
Now that's real talk
Way to contribute
I don't see it as contributing. Although I appreciate your sentiment, I truly enjoy it.
I've been wanting to be a father for several years now. In my previous relationships, I knew those weren't gonna be suitable mothers of my potential children. I knew that shit from the start but just blinded myself to it. That's the best way I can justify it now.
Anyways, now with a wonderful woman who has until now raised these three kids basically on her own, it feels great to help.
It's stressful as fuck, but not more work than I imagined. They bring me more joy every day than negative feelings, or resentment of any kind.
I thought maybe at first I just wouldn't be able to accept them as my own, but that's so far from the truth. They are awesome little dudes that truly need an amazing place to grow up in free from judgement. The one year old just took his first steps a few days ago high up in the mountains of Colorado.
It's some special shit and I'm sorry for rambling on, but they make me happy.
--------------------
“[...]the only people for me are the mad ones, the ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars and in the middle you see the blue centerlight pop and everybody goes “Awww!”
|
kr0nik0
Ole' Salty


Registered: 02/13/12
Posts: 17,756
Loc: Western Slope, CO
|
Re: Would the shroomery community ever adopt children? [Re: Prisoner#1]
#23765748 - 10/24/16 12:22 AM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
|
|
Quote:
Prisoner#1 said:
Quote:
kr0nik0 said:
Quote:
Prisoner#1 said:
Quote:
imachavel said: Just a harmless question
Will this turn into a heated debate?

Why or why not? I say yes. A decent home is better then no home
yes, I would adopt. I'm currently in the process of adopting an 18yo vietnamese girl
That doesn't sound consensual. The adopting of, or the inevitable sex you will have with said Vietnamese girl.
it's the duct tape making you say that isnt it, just ignore the handcuffs, stungun and duct tape for a minute
Quote:
I mean, you could actually go to Vietnam. Beautiful country, I hear. And most likely if you're a nice enough old dude with a couple dollars in your bank account, as you seem to be, you'll receive a lot of marriage proposals from young Vietnamese women's parents.
oh yeah, consensual... I forgot what it meant
Yea. I was fine with the duct tape and handcuffs. It's just when the shotgun came out, I got a little worried.
And it's cool, Pris. Forgetting that the sex you have is non-consensual I hear is something common in the South.
Damn shotgun got me sayin' things again.
--------------------
“[...]the only people for me are the mad ones, the ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars and in the middle you see the blue centerlight pop and everybody goes “Awww!”
|
Repertoire89
Cat



Registered: 11/15/12
Posts: 21,773
|
Re: Would the shroomery community ever adopt children? [Re: moonrockmushy] 1
#23765752 - 10/24/16 12:26 AM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
|
|
Quote:
moonrockmushy said: We should see about buying a baby on the darknet and raising it as a community. We will all do our part and take turns wetnursing and whatnot else you do.

|
kr0nik0
Ole' Salty


Registered: 02/13/12
Posts: 17,756
Loc: Western Slope, CO
|
Re: Would the shroomery community ever adopt children? [Re: Repertoire89]
#23765777 - 10/24/16 12:39 AM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
|
|
Quote:
Repertoire89 said:
Quote:
moonrockmushy said: We should see about buying a baby on the darknet and raising it as a community. We will all do our part and take turns wetnursing and whatnot else you do.


Yea, it'd work. Maybe not well, but it'd work.
So, what race baby you guys thinking?
--------------------
“[...]the only people for me are the mad ones, the ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars and in the middle you see the blue centerlight pop and everybody goes “Awww!”
|
ballsalsa
Universally Loathed and Reviled



Registered: 03/11/15
Posts: 20,876
Loc: Foreign Lands
|
Re: Would the shroomery community ever adopt children? [Re: kr0nik0]
#23765801 - 10/24/16 01:03 AM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
|
|
Quote:
kr0nik0 said:
So, what race baby you guys thinking?
blackanese
--------------------
Like cannabis topics? Read my cannabis blog here
|
Repertoire89
Cat



Registered: 11/15/12
Posts: 21,773
|
Re: Would the shroomery community ever adopt children? [Re: kr0nik0]
#23765802 - 10/24/16 01:04 AM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
|
|

Such a big decision
|
kr0nik0
Ole' Salty


Registered: 02/13/12
Posts: 17,756
Loc: Western Slope, CO
|
Re: Would the shroomery community ever adopt children? [Re: ballsalsa]
#23765808 - 10/24/16 01:09 AM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
|
|
Quote:
ballsalsa said:
Quote:
kr0nik0 said:
So, what race baby you guys thinking?
blackanese
That's a fair enough suggestion.
I was thinking we'd just get a white one so he or she could be all privileged and shit.
--------------------
“[...]the only people for me are the mad ones, the ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars and in the middle you see the blue centerlight pop and everybody goes “Awww!”
|
Bill_Oreilly
ANIMALS (the RAINBOW SERPENT)


Registered: 11/12/11
Posts: 26,370
Loc: Boston
|
Re: Would the shroomery community ever adopt children? [Re: PatrickKn]
#23765968 - 10/24/16 05:23 AM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
|
|
Quote:
PatrickKn said:
Quote:
Bill_Oreilly said: I would love to donate my sperm to a hot chinese woman then have her have the baby then have her give it back to me for me to raise with my 4 year old
You wouldn't just wanna start a relationship with a hot Chinese woman instead? 
of course but that isnt always the option
-------------------- Something there is mysteriously formed, Existing before Heaven and Earth, Silent, still, standing alone, unchanging, All-pervading, unfailing, I do not know its name; I call it tao. If forced to give it a name, I call it Great (ta). Being great, it flows out; Flowing out means far-reaching; Being far-reaching, it is said to return. It's just a shot away..
|
Bill_Oreilly
ANIMALS (the RAINBOW SERPENT)


Registered: 11/12/11
Posts: 26,370
Loc: Boston
|
Re: Would the shroomery community ever adopt children? [Re: kr0nik0]
#23765986 - 10/24/16 05:40 AM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
|
|
Quote:
kr0nik0 said:
Quote:
Repertoire89 said:
Quote:
moonrockmushy said: We should see about buying a baby on the darknet and raising it as a community. We will all do our part and take turns wetnursing and whatnot else you do.


Yea, it'd work. Maybe not well, but it'd work.
So, what race baby you guys thinking?
Gotta be white. Although white is boring so how about...Hawaiian or Singaporean
-------------------- Something there is mysteriously formed, Existing before Heaven and Earth, Silent, still, standing alone, unchanging, All-pervading, unfailing, I do not know its name; I call it tao. If forced to give it a name, I call it Great (ta). Being great, it flows out; Flowing out means far-reaching; Being far-reaching, it is said to return. It's just a shot away..
|
LogicaL Chaos
Ascension Energy & Alien UFOs




Registered: 05/12/07
Posts: 69,369
Loc: The Inexpressible...
Last seen: 9 minutes, 21 seconds
|
Re: Would the shroomery community ever adopt children? [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
#23766017 - 10/24/16 06:18 AM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
|
|
WTF....
thats fake right?
u cant actually buy babies on the darknet....can u?
-------------------- "What you must understand is that your physical dimension affects everyone in the higher dimensions as well. All things are interconnected. All things are One. Therefore, if one dimension is broken or out of balance, then all other dimensions will experience repercussions." - Pleiadian Prophecy 2020 The New Golden Age by James Carwin PROJECT BLUE BOOK ANALYSIS! (312 pages!) | Psychedelics & UFOs | Ready to Contact UFOs? | The Source on Mushrooms | Trippy Gematrix | Dj TeknoLogical | Fentanyl Test Kits R.I.P. Big Worm || The Start of the Ascension Process was 2020. Welcome to the Next Great Era of Earth 🌎🌍🌏
  Oregon Eclipse Festival 2017 :: Aug 19th - 21st :: Pure Paradise   Very Effective LSA Extraction Tek | 💧 Advanced Cold Water LSA Extraction Method 💧 |  Mescajuana - Mescaline with Marijuana | DMT Dab Bongs | UFO Technology! Shpongle
     
|
Repertoire89
Cat



Registered: 11/15/12
Posts: 21,773
|
Re: Would the shroomery community ever adopt children? [Re: LogicaL Chaos]
#23766020 - 10/24/16 06:19 AM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
|
|

Of course you can
|
Bill_Oreilly
ANIMALS (the RAINBOW SERPENT)


Registered: 11/12/11
Posts: 26,370
Loc: Boston
|
Re: Would the shroomery community ever adopt children? [Re: LogicaL Chaos]
#23766227 - 10/24/16 09:05 AM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
|
|
Quote:
LogicaL Chaos said: WTF....
thats fake right?
u cant actually buy babies on the darknet....can u?
That is so fucked up
-------------------- Something there is mysteriously formed, Existing before Heaven and Earth, Silent, still, standing alone, unchanging, All-pervading, unfailing, I do not know its name; I call it tao. If forced to give it a name, I call it Great (ta). Being great, it flows out; Flowing out means far-reaching; Being far-reaching, it is said to return. It's just a shot away..
|
Sophistic Radiance
Free sVs!



Registered: 07/11/06
Posts: 43,135
Loc: Center of the Universe
|
Re: Would the shroomery community ever adopt children? [Re: imachavel]
#23766270 - 10/24/16 09:35 AM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
|
|
I would
-------------------- Enlil said: You really are the worst kind of person.
|
Repertoire89
Cat



Registered: 11/15/12
Posts: 21,773
|
Re: Would the shroomery community ever adopt children? [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
#23766879 - 10/24/16 01:47 PM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
|
|
Quote:
Bill_Oreilly said:
Quote:
LogicaL Chaos said: WTF....
thats fake right?
u cant actually buy babies on the darknet....can u?
That is so fucked up
Idk man they've got some dankass babbies on there
|
Lucis
Nutritional Yeast

Registered: 03/28/15
Posts: 15,622
Last seen: 1 month, 30 days
|
Re: Would the shroomery community ever adopt children? [Re: Repertoire89]
#23766888 - 10/24/16 01:50 PM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
|
|
Quote:
Repertoire89 said:
Idk man they've got some dankass babbies on there
How are babies dank?
Please explain.
-------------------- ©️
|
Repertoire89
Cat



Registered: 11/15/12
Posts: 21,773
|
Re: Would the shroomery community ever adopt children? [Re: Lucis]
#23766892 - 10/24/16 01:51 PM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
|
|
It poops in its diaper and no one changes it, now its a dankass babby
|
Lucis
Nutritional Yeast

Registered: 03/28/15
Posts: 15,622
Last seen: 1 month, 30 days
|
Re: Would the shroomery community ever adopt children? [Re: Repertoire89]
#23766902 - 10/24/16 01:53 PM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
|
|
That's just shitty parenting, no pun intended.
-------------------- ©️
|
LogicaL Chaos
Ascension Energy & Alien UFOs




Registered: 05/12/07
Posts: 69,369
Loc: The Inexpressible...
Last seen: 9 minutes, 21 seconds
|
Re: Would the shroomery community ever adopt children? [Re: Repertoire89]
#23767742 - 10/24/16 06:15 PM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
|
|
Quote:
Repertoire89 said:

Of course you can
Thats just fucked up! 
How u send babies via mail without them dieing and shit.
|
Repertoire89
Cat



Registered: 11/15/12
Posts: 21,773
|
Re: Would the shroomery community ever adopt children? [Re: LogicaL Chaos]
#23767761 - 10/24/16 06:21 PM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
|
|
They should be wrapped in bubble wrap, vacuum sealed to protect against the elements, and fitted to the box (you don't want them jangling around in there).
It can be pretty expensive, but as you can see here, some vendors even specify free shipping
|
LogicaL Chaos
Ascension Energy & Alien UFOs




Registered: 05/12/07
Posts: 69,369
Loc: The Inexpressible...
Last seen: 9 minutes, 21 seconds
|
Re: Would the shroomery community ever adopt children? [Re: Repertoire89]
#23767789 - 10/24/16 06:27 PM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
|
|
wait a minute......
prices are in dollars!
Should be Bitcoin!
Case solved
|
travelleler
a horse-fart in a hurricane



Registered: 08/30/08
Posts: 3,955
Loc: yonder mountains
|
Re: Would the shroomery community ever adopt children? [Re: kr0nik0]
#23784875 - 10/30/16 10:02 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
|
|
Quote:
kr0nik0 said:
Quote:
ballsalsa said:
Quote:
kr0nik0 said:
So, what race baby you guys thinking?
blackanese
That's a fair enough suggestion.
I was thinking we'd just get a white one so he or she could be all privileged and shit.

that white privilege shit is wearing thin these days man. 98% of the whites are struggling to be white even. Their ivory towers feel like ghettos. Rats taking over. etc.... it's aweful lonesome at the top yknow?
--------------------

"Whales have deep thoughts"
Dreams are the fuel of the soul
|
Asante
Mage


Registered: 02/06/02
Posts: 86,797
|
Re: Would the shroomery community ever adopt children? [Re: travelleler]
#23784998 - 10/30/16 10:46 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
|
|
If I were in a stable relationship, I would love to adopt. Kids are awesome and there are too many orphans in the world.
I been raised by my mom, single parent, and spent time in an institution.
Kids need LOVE.
Everything you got.
-------------------- Omnicyclion.org higher knowledge starts here
|
|