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Re: Would the shroomery community ever adopt children? [Re: Prisoner#1]
#23765163 - 10/23/16 07:41 PM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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Asante said: I would love, love, love to be a sperm donor for a couple of any composition or a single mother wishing to raise a child on her own.
My obesity is NOT genetic. I did a DNA test and my DNA only accounts for being at most 20 lbs overweight.
I have WINNER DNA. I have in my family a bunch of 90 year olds, an unusual number of cum laude university students, a businessman in charge of projects worth hundreds of millions, I have an uncle who beyond the age of 75 STILL RAN MARATHONS and who was a locally and internationally accomplished athlete. We have the brain and the brawn.
My DNA test showed a clean bill of genetic health.
It would be a waste to have my seed go unused.
Its not given me to be a father, that does not fit my life, but I would LOVE LOVE LOVE to donate sperm to people who desire a child but lack a fertile male.
Will ship by overnight courier if we have to.
No offense Asante, but isn't sperm not really viable or the best to use if they're over 35 years old? I mean, the rates of autism or Down's Syndrome increase significantly the older sperm is.
Why haven't you donated to a sperm bank?
that's because women are defective, the sperm is fine
http://metro.co.uk/2012/10/18/worlds-oldest-dad-ramajit-raghav-96-fathers-second-baby-in-two-years-602775/
So you are saying I don't have to toss all this sperm I bought from asante?
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Re: Would the shroomery community ever adopt children? [Re: moonrockmushy]
#23765203 - 10/23/16 07:56 PM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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Re: Would the shroomery community ever adopt children? [Re: moonrockmushy]
#23765222 - 10/23/16 08:04 PM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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Asante said: I would love, love, love to be a sperm donor for a couple of any composition or a single mother wishing to raise a child on her own.
My obesity is NOT genetic. I did a DNA test and my DNA only accounts for being at most 20 lbs overweight.
I have WINNER DNA. I have in my family a bunch of 90 year olds, an unusual number of cum laude university students, a businessman in charge of projects worth hundreds of millions, I have an uncle who beyond the age of 75 STILL RAN MARATHONS and who was a locally and internationally accomplished athlete. We have the brain and the brawn.
My DNA test showed a clean bill of genetic health.
It would be a waste to have my seed go unused.
Its not given me to be a father, that does not fit my life, but I would LOVE LOVE LOVE to donate sperm to people who desire a child but lack a fertile male.
Will ship by overnight courier if we have to.
No offense Asante, but isn't sperm not really viable or the best to use if they're over 35 years old? I mean, the rates of autism or Down's Syndrome increase significantly the older sperm is.
Why haven't you donated to a sperm bank?
that's because women are defective, the sperm is fine
http://metro.co.uk/2012/10/18/worlds-oldest-dad-ramajit-raghav-96-fathers-second-baby-in-two-years-602775/
So you are saying I don't have to toss all this sperm I bought from asante?
it's safe enough to drink
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Re: Would the shroomery community ever adopt children? [Re: imachavel] 1
#23765739 - 10/24/16 12:14 AM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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kr0nik0 said: I feel like I did in a way.
I'm helping raise a 1, 3, and 8 year old. Or, at least doing the best I can by taking them into my home and trying to be a positive male role model.
If I have a daughter in the near future, which I would like, and could afford to adopt a child a few years after that, I'm pretty sure I would...will.
Now that's real talk
Way to contribute
I don't see it as contributing. Although I appreciate your sentiment, I truly enjoy it.
I've been wanting to be a father for several years now. In my previous relationships, I knew those weren't gonna be suitable mothers of my potential children. I knew that shit from the start but just blinded myself to it. That's the best way I can justify it now.
Anyways, now with a wonderful woman who has until now raised these three kids basically on her own, it feels great to help.
It's stressful as fuck, but not more work than I imagined. They bring me more joy every day than negative feelings, or resentment of any kind.
I thought maybe at first I just wouldn't be able to accept them as my own, but that's so far from the truth. They are awesome little dudes that truly need an amazing place to grow up in free from judgement. The one year old just took his first steps a few days ago high up in the mountains of Colorado.
It's some special shit and I'm sorry for rambling on, but they make me happy.
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Re: Would the shroomery community ever adopt children? [Re: Prisoner#1]
#23765748 - 10/24/16 12:22 AM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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imachavel said: Just a harmless question
Will this turn into a heated debate?

Why or why not? I say yes. A decent home is better then no home
yes, I would adopt. I'm currently in the process of adopting an 18yo vietnamese girl
That doesn't sound consensual. The adopting of, or the inevitable sex you will have with said Vietnamese girl.
it's the duct tape making you say that isnt it, just ignore the handcuffs, stungun and duct tape for a minute
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I mean, you could actually go to Vietnam. Beautiful country, I hear. And most likely if you're a nice enough old dude with a couple dollars in your bank account, as you seem to be, you'll receive a lot of marriage proposals from young Vietnamese women's parents.
oh yeah, consensual... I forgot what it meant
Yea. I was fine with the duct tape and handcuffs. It's just when the shotgun came out, I got a little worried.
And it's cool, Pris. Forgetting that the sex you have is non-consensual I hear is something common in the South.
Damn shotgun got me sayin' things again.
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Re: Would the shroomery community ever adopt children? [Re: moonrockmushy] 1
#23765752 - 10/24/16 12:26 AM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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moonrockmushy said: We should see about buying a baby on the darknet and raising it as a community. We will all do our part and take turns wetnursing and whatnot else you do.

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Re: Would the shroomery community ever adopt children? [Re: Repertoire89]
#23765777 - 10/24/16 12:39 AM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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moonrockmushy said: We should see about buying a baby on the darknet and raising it as a community. We will all do our part and take turns wetnursing and whatnot else you do.


Yea, it'd work. Maybe not well, but it'd work.
So, what race baby you guys thinking?
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Re: Would the shroomery community ever adopt children? [Re: kr0nik0]
#23765801 - 10/24/16 01:03 AM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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So, what race baby you guys thinking?
blackanese
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Re: Would the shroomery community ever adopt children? [Re: kr0nik0]
#23765802 - 10/24/16 01:04 AM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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Such a big decision
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Re: Would the shroomery community ever adopt children? [Re: ballsalsa]
#23765808 - 10/24/16 01:09 AM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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So, what race baby you guys thinking?
blackanese
That's a fair enough suggestion.
I was thinking we'd just get a white one so he or she could be all privileged and shit.
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Re: Would the shroomery community ever adopt children? [Re: PatrickKn]
#23765968 - 10/24/16 05:23 AM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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Bill_Oreilly said: I would love to donate my sperm to a hot chinese woman then have her have the baby then have her give it back to me for me to raise with my 4 year old
You wouldn't just wanna start a relationship with a hot Chinese woman instead? 
of course but that isnt always the option
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Re: Would the shroomery community ever adopt children? [Re: kr0nik0]
#23765986 - 10/24/16 05:40 AM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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moonrockmushy said: We should see about buying a baby on the darknet and raising it as a community. We will all do our part and take turns wetnursing and whatnot else you do.


Yea, it'd work. Maybe not well, but it'd work.
So, what race baby you guys thinking?
Gotta be white. Although white is boring so how about...Hawaiian or Singaporean
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Re: Would the shroomery community ever adopt children? [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
#23766017 - 10/24/16 06:18 AM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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WTF....
thats fake right?
u cant actually buy babies on the darknet....can u?
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Re: Would the shroomery community ever adopt children? [Re: LogicaL Chaos]
#23766020 - 10/24/16 06:19 AM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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Of course you can
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Re: Would the shroomery community ever adopt children? [Re: LogicaL Chaos]
#23766227 - 10/24/16 09:05 AM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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thats fake right?
u cant actually buy babies on the darknet....can u?
That is so fucked up
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Re: Would the shroomery community ever adopt children? [Re: imachavel]
#23766270 - 10/24/16 09:35 AM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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I would
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Re: Would the shroomery community ever adopt children? [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
#23766879 - 10/24/16 01:47 PM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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thats fake right?
u cant actually buy babies on the darknet....can u?
That is so fucked up
Idk man they've got some dankass babbies on there
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Re: Would the shroomery community ever adopt children? [Re: Repertoire89]
#23766888 - 10/24/16 01:50 PM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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Idk man they've got some dankass babbies on there
How are babies dank?
Please explain.
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Re: Would the shroomery community ever adopt children? [Re: Lucis]
#23766892 - 10/24/16 01:51 PM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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It poops in its diaper and no one changes it, now its a dankass babby
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Re: Would the shroomery community ever adopt children? [Re: Repertoire89]
#23766902 - 10/24/16 01:53 PM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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That's just shitty parenting, no pun intended.
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