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Screw Hillary, Fuck Trump! Which SHROOMERITE will you vote for in November to be President?
    #23759908 - 10/22/16 03:25 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)





Lets make this a fun, zany thread. Campaign for presidency of the US, nominate, lobby, slander candidates, hit us with multimedia..


Which SHROOMERITE should be president of the US in November?

Make it fun!


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Re: Screw Hillary, Fuck Trump! Which SHROOMERITE will you vote for in November to be President? [Re: Asante] * 6
    #23759925 - 10/22/16 03:41 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)



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Re: Screw Hillary, Fuck Trump! Which SHROOMERITE will you vote for in November to be President? [Re: Asante] * 1
    #23759977 - 10/22/16 04:43 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

You should be president


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Re: Screw Hillary, Fuck Trump! Which SHROOMERITE will you vote for in November to be President? [Re: Asante] * 2
    #23759984 - 10/22/16 04:49 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

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Asante said:




Looks almost identical to the reality :notsureif:
Hehehe

I'd prolly pick...
Hmmm


I'm not sure actually
But off the top of my head 

Vinsue,  I look up to intelligent elders


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Re: Screw Hillary, Fuck Trump! Which SHROOMERITE will you vote for in November to be President? [Re: SunnyD] * 1
    #23760018 - 10/22/16 05:23 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

qman


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Re: Screw Hillary, Fuck Trump! Which SHROOMERITE will you vote for in November to be President? [Re: philopian_tube] * 1
    #23760096 - 10/22/16 06:29 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

JFT


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Re: Screw Hillary, Fuck Trump! Which SHROOMERITE will you vote for in November to be President? [Re: Mad_Larkin] * 7
    #23760133 - 10/22/16 07:03 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

If elected, I will not only legalize sodomy, I will make it a mandatory experience by the age of twenty one. Crop dusters filled with LSD will be immediately deployed to Saudi Arabia, along with as much pornography, alcohol and sex toys as our budget can spare. Mexico? We're going to switch the south to a carne asada based economy.

Vote falsereality 2016.


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Re: Screw Hillary, Fuck Trump! Which SHROOMERITE will you vote for in November to be President? [Re: falsereality]
    #23760184 - 10/22/16 07:42 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

destroy user created forums. what a bunch of trash.

fuck your vote, i am the foremost authority on Shroomery politics, if you don't vote, you'll still be wrong, so i don't care; akira_akuma, 2016.


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Re: Screw Hillary, Fuck Trump! Which SHROOMERITE will you vote for in November to be President? [Re: Asante] * 2
    #23760363 - 10/22/16 09:41 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

:thumbsup:

Vote for me.  If elected, i will doggedly pursue Vermin Supreme's platform including free ponies for all americans and a zombie-hamster wheel energy plan.  I will also immediately put the nation's top scientists to work raising ZiG's zombie corpse to serve as my secretary of state.


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Re: Screw Hillary, Fuck Trump! Which SHROOMERITE will you vote for in November to be President? [Re: Asante] * 1
    #23760379 - 10/22/16 09:47 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

A Qman/Falcon ticket would look pretty good.


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Re: Screw Hillary, Fuck Trump! Which SHROOMERITE will you vote for in November to be President? [Re: Webster10]
    #23760557 - 10/22/16 10:49 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Cosmic 2016


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Re: Screw Hillary, Fuck Trump! Which SHROOMERITE will you vote for in November to be President? [Re: akira_akuma] * 4
    #23761187 - 10/22/16 02:57 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

akira_akuma said:
destroy user created forums. what a bunch of trash.

fuck your vote, i am the foremost authority on Shroomery politics, if you don't vote, you'll still be wrong, so i don't care; akira_akuma, 2016.




I am voting for akira_akuma. He seems to be the lesser of two evils.

Hey asante maybe u can reward the winner with mod status just to heat things up..

Also, vote for me,



I will get falsereality to build a code that will annihilate all puppets once and for all, which he will pay for, and I will close the registration feature until further notice..

Also, no more 4!



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Re: Screw Hillary, Fuck Trump! Which SHROOMERITE will you vote for in November to be President? [Re: falsereality] * 2
    #23761238 - 10/22/16 03:16 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

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If elected, I will not only legalize sodomy, I will make it a mandatory experience by the age of twenty one. Crop dusters filled with LSD will be immediately deployed to Saudi Arabia, along with as much pornography, alcohol and sex toys as our budget can spare. Mexico? We're going to switch the south to a carne asada based economy.

Vote falsereality 2016.




You got my vote with the whole saudi arabia thing.  genius. 

I don't support legalizing sodomy though.  then it would just lose its charm.


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Re: Screw Hillary, Fuck Trump! Which SHROOMERITE will you vote for in November to be President? [Re: Asante] * 4
    #23761253 - 10/22/16 03:23 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Sheekle/Dark_Star 2016


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Re: Screw Hillary, Fuck Trump! Which SHROOMERITE will you vote for in November to be President? [Re: sun_spots]
    #23761360 - 10/22/16 04:11 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Koraks, millzy, or patrickkn :cookiemonster:


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Re: Screw Hillary, Fuck Trump! Which SHROOMERITE will you vote for in November to be President? [Re: falsereality]
    #23761366 - 10/22/16 04:16 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

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If elected, I will not only legalize sodomy, I will make it a mandatory experience by the age of twenty one. Crop dusters filled with LSD will be immediately deployed to Saudi Arabia, along with as much pornography, alcohol and sex toys as our budget can spare. Mexico? We're going to switch the south to a carne asada based economy.

Vote falsereality 2016.




That's a pretty good platform, those Saudis are going to have one hell of a trip


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Re: Screw Hillary, Fuck Trump! Which SHROOMERITE will you vote for in November to be President? [Re: Asante]
    #23761367 - 10/22/16 04:16 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

koods/pris 2016 :awesome:


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Re: Screw Hillary, Fuck Trump! Which SHROOMERITE will you vote for in November to be President? [Re: deff] * 2
    #23761372 - 10/22/16 04:17 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Sheekle / Ezuma

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Re: Screw Hillary, Fuck Trump! Which SHROOMERITE will you vote for in November to be President? [Re: Asante]
    #23761386 - 10/22/16 04:28 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Coaster 2016

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Re: Screw Hillary, Fuck Trump! Which SHROOMERITE will you vote for in November to be President? [Re: Asante]
    #23761400 - 10/22/16 04:35 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

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lmao


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Re: Screw Hillary, Fuck Trump! Which SHROOMERITE will you vote for in November to be President? [Re: deff]
    #23761847 - 10/22/16 06:43 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

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koods/pris 2016 :awesome:





lol... that would be an interesting ticket


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Re: Screw Hillary, Fuck Trump! Which SHROOMERITE will you vote for in November to be President? [Re: Niffla] * 1
    #23761862 - 10/22/16 06:46 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Vote Mick for president. I will detonate all of our nuclear weapons in what will be known as the greatest and last Fourth of July celebration.


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Re: Screw Hillary, Fuck Trump! Which SHROOMERITE will you vote for in November to be President? [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #23761879 - 10/22/16 06:52 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

It'd probably just turn into a trump/hilary debate


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Re: Screw Hillary, Fuck Trump! Which SHROOMERITE will you vote for in November to be President? [Re: Webster10]
    #23762177 - 10/22/16 08:32 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Webster10 said:
A Qman/Falcon ticket would look pretty good.




Don't worry, there is room for both Fal and Q in my administration.

I would tap Fal as my Secretary of the Treasury, and I would offer Q an ambassadorship to somewhere with mostly black or brown people.  Nigeria maybe.
i would ask BBW to be my Labor Secretary, and I would ask Enlil to be my Attorney General. I would ask TheEcstatic to be my Secretary of commerce, and I would offer Secretary of Defense to Ezuma elax420.  I would try to get koods to be my Secretary of Health and Human services, and ask amp44 to be my Secretary of Agriculture.  Tipote could be my Secretary of Housing and Urban Development, and DividedQuantum could be my Secretary of Education. 

I'm still thinking about chief of staff, EPA admin, etc.
Did this list buy me any votes?
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Re: Screw Hillary, Fuck Trump! Which SHROOMERITE will you vote for in November to be President? [Re: ballsalsa] * 2
    #23762181 - 10/22/16 08:36 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

So many choices, I for one propose we establish not a presidency but an oligarchic council of some kind. Take a page from tolkien and name it the White Council, PC-ers be dammned

As for the constituents of this council, I propose myself, Akira, Sheekle, Asante, Dark_Star and Zappa's ghost(if we ever find him).


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Re: Screw Hillary, Fuck Trump! Which SHROOMERITE will you vote for in November to be President? [Re: ballsalsa]
    #23762185 - 10/22/16 08:37 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

why would I be secretary of defense that just seems like a bad idea :ahahaha:


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Re: Screw Hillary, Fuck Trump! Which SHROOMERITE will you vote for in November to be President? [Re: Ezuma]
    #23762664 - 10/22/16 11:02 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

lol, you're right.  I like you, but upon closer inspection, i think i actually meant to make elax420 my Secretary of Defense.


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Re: Screw Hillary, Fuck Trump! Which SHROOMERITE will you vote for in November to be President? [Re: ballsalsa] * 1
    #23762668 - 10/22/16 11:05 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

I could do secretary of the arts, that I could manage


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Re: Screw Hillary, Fuck Trump! Which SHROOMERITE will you vote for in November to be President? [Re: Ezuma] * 1
    #23762760 - 10/22/16 11:31 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

I'm voting for Sancho/Neal 2016
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Re: Screw Hillary, Fuck Trump! Which SHROOMERITE will you vote for in November to be President? [Re: zZZz]
    #23762767 - 10/22/16 11:33 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

zZZz said:
It'd probably just turn into a trump/hilary debate





and with us arguing all the time how could we fuck things up any worse


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Re: Screw Hillary, Fuck Trump! Which SHROOMERITE will you vote for in November to be President? [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #23762776 - 10/22/16 11:35 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Oh! Pris could be my chief of staff.  Everyone else would stay in line because Pris would make judicious use of the :banhamster: if they start fucking aound.


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Re: Screw Hillary, Fuck Trump! Which SHROOMERITE will you vote for in November to be President? [Re: Prisoner#1] * 1
    #23762792 - 10/22/16 11:40 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

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Quote:

deff said:
koods/pris 2016 :awesome:





lol... that would be an interesting ticket




I can't tell if Pris as VP would be a good insurance policy against assassination, or make it all but certain I would take a bullet to the head.


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Re: Screw Hillary, Fuck Trump! Which SHROOMERITE will you vote for in November to be President? [Re: Ezuma] * 4
    #23762817 - 10/22/16 11:45 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

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sun_spots said:
Sheekle/Dark_Star 2016



Quote:

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Ezuma said:
So many choices, I for one propose we establish not a presidency but an oligarchic council of some kind. Take a page from tolkien and name it the White Council, PC-ers be dammned

As for the constituents of this council, I propose myself, Akira, Sheekle, Asante, Dark_Star and Zappa's ghost(if we ever find him).



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Re: Screw Hillary, Fuck Trump! Which SHROOMERITE will you vote for in November to be President? [Re: Sheekle]
    #23762865 - 10/23/16 12:05 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Today I'm announcing Ezuma as my running mate, together we will make the shroomery great again, believe me! During my inauguration speech (which will of course be accompanied by completely naked dancers and ample cocktails), I promise that the national anthem will be sung by sheekle as he is wedged on a judas cradle.

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Re: Screw Hillary, Fuck Trump! Which SHROOMERITE will you vote for in November to be President? [Re: koods]
    #23762919 - 10/23/16 12:35 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

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Quote:

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Quote:

deff said:
koods/pris 2016 :awesome:





lol... that would be an interesting ticket




I can't tell if Pris as VP would be a good insurance policy against assassination, or make it all but certain I would take a bullet to the head.





I'd be a lousy VP, you're much more like joe biden so you get that spot. you can
still have the bullet though, I believe you'd make a good human shield


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Re: Screw Hillary, Fuck Trump! Which SHROOMERITE will you vote for in November to be President? [Re: Asante] * 1
    #23762923 - 10/23/16 12:38 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Probably Zappa, just because I think he will get the most votes since his campaign is the most prominent and mainstream so far.

And also I think it would be refreshing for a change to be a live person voting for a dead person, instead of a dead person voting for a live person. (lookin' at you DNC :waits:)


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Re: Screw Hillary, Fuck Trump! Which SHROOMERITE will you vote for in November to be President? [Re: Great Scott]
    #23762935 - 10/23/16 12:42 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

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Probably Zappa





since zappa has passed away he is no longer eligible to hold office, it is highly
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Re: Screw Hillary, Fuck Trump! Which SHROOMERITE will you vote for in November to be President? [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #23762955 - 10/23/16 12:52 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

I'm still voting for Zappa. You can't change my mind. I'm too stubborn for that. Allah Akbar and Unicorns, you chauvinist pig! :emo:


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Re: Screw Hillary, Fuck Trump! Which SHROOMERITE will you vote for in November to be President? [Re: Great Scott] * 1
    #23762962 - 10/23/16 12:58 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

definitely akira akuma


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Re: Screw Hillary, Fuck Trump! Which SHROOMERITE will you vote for in November to be President? [Re: moonrockmushy]
    #23762964 - 10/23/16 12:59 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

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definitely akira akuma




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Re: Screw Hillary, Fuck Trump! Which SHROOMERITE will you vote for in November to be President? [Re: falsereality] * 1
    #23762966 - 10/23/16 01:02 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Alright here me out folks, i'm going to be honest with u, ok? There's something very very nasty going on in these boards and I'm going to get the bottom of it. Folks, i love these boards just as much as the next shroomite, but here me out ok, i think the shroomery is working alongside isis. i think Ythan is a Muslim and i want him out of this country. I promise u, that If elected, i will do everything in my power to make the shroomery great again. No more rapists puppets, no more greedy mods, no more nothing, from this point on it's dictatorship mothafuckers! It's gonna be ww3 in this bitch!, u better believe it folks, i would never ever lie to u. I am ur gawd! Worship me bitches!

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Re: Screw Hillary, Fuck Trump! Which SHROOMERITE will you vote for in November to be President? [Re: zZZz]
    #23762971 - 10/23/16 01:04 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

*hear

*Ythan is a Jew, not an Arab.


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Re: Screw Hillary, Fuck Trump! Which SHROOMERITE will you vote for in November to be President? [Re: zZZz]
    #23762972 - 10/23/16 01:05 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

we need to institute a poll. All those who wish to declare your candidacy, come forth and such a poll shall be erected as never before has been seen by the likes of the pub


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Re: Screw Hillary, Fuck Trump! Which SHROOMERITE will you vote for in November to be President? [Re: Ezuma]
    #23762977 - 10/23/16 01:07 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

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we need to institute a poll. All those who wish to declare your candidacy, come forth and such a poll shall be erected as never before has been seen by the likes of the pub




I can't run. I'm an unconvicted felon. I grew shroomz dood!! Then I deleted the evidence.


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Re: Screw Hillary, Fuck Trump! Which SHROOMERITE will you vote for in November to be President? [Re: Ezuma]
    #23762979 - 10/23/16 01:08 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

If +1s are a measure we might as well just install a female into office.  If I can't vote for akira pachoo is next, followed by blind sophist.


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Re: Screw Hillary, Fuck Trump! Which SHROOMERITE will you vote for in November to be President? [Re: moonrockmushy]
    #23762985 - 10/23/16 01:10 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

The person that should be leading any nation would be one that had to be dragged, kicking and screaming, into the role.

So whoever is the antitheses of those two cunts, that's who gets my vote.


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Re: Screw Hillary, Fuck Trump! Which SHROOMERITE will you vote for in November to be President? [Re: moonrockmushy]
    #23762987 - 10/23/16 01:11 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

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If +1s are a measure we might as well just install a female into office.  If I can't vote for akira pachoo is next, followed by blind sophist.




No trannies. Those are males posing as females. You can't win this argument, so don't even try


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Re: Screw Hillary, Fuck Trump! Which SHROOMERITE will you vote for in November to be President? [Re: Great Scott]
    #23762993 - 10/23/16 01:12 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

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we need to institute a poll. All those who wish to declare your candidacy, come forth and such a poll shall be erected as never before has been seen by the likes of the pub




I can't run. I'm an unconvicted felon. I grew shroomz dood!! Then I deleted the evidence.




in fact being a felon, convicted or otherwise, is required for this election!


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Re: Screw Hillary, Fuck Trump! Which SHROOMERITE will you vote for in November to be President? [Re: Ezuma]
    #23762998 - 10/23/16 01:14 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

We're all felons, dooder.


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Re: Screw Hillary, Fuck Trump! Which SHROOMERITE will you vote for in November to be President? [Re: Great Scott]
    #23763003 - 10/23/16 01:17 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

hence automatic requirement dooder


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Re: Screw Hillary, Fuck Trump! Which SHROOMERITE will you vote for in November to be President? [Re: Prisoner#1] * 1
    #23763004 - 10/23/16 01:17 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

If ZiG were here, i know he would say:

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I have nothing bad to say abou zZZZz.  I don't punch down.





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You callin' me a flip flopper?  'Cause I'll find out where you live.

and we'll have a nice beer or two







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Hold steady.  We are all the world has and peace can only be had through strength.  They didn't call it the pax Americana for nothing.  I would like to see the feckless Euro cunts get more involved and there would be some real discussions there, especially with the Skandi freeloadeers.





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Only convicted violent criminals, minors and certifiably insane people should be prevented from owning guns.  We need to do a better job of identifying the nuts..  We pretty much know who the hardcore criminals are but they get their guns by stealing them or through the black market.  They should be frisked every day.





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Question 4:Many people are worried about the rollbacks to campaign finance reform due to the Citizens United decision by SCOTUS.  If elected POTUS, would you support an amendment specifically excluding money as speech, an amendment specifically excluding corporations from some rights, both, or none?



McCain Feingold was an abomination rightly struck down, in part.  Some of it was left standing.

If you restrict the right of, say, Monsanto to run advocacy ads how can you allow the NY Times to exist?  Direct campaign contribution limits were upheld.  But that isn't what Citizens was about.  McCain Feingold basically said only newspapers could express political speech in a few months before an election.  That is insane.  The NY Times, for example, is essentially a pamphleteer for the Dems and socialists.  If you don't believe me read it.  I read it every day.  They suck Obama cock even deeper than Koods does.





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jeez sprinkles, i was trying to throw you some batting practice with that one.
FINE!

Question 7: Though there is disagreement on exactly how to change it, both major parties agree that the corporate tax code is garbage.  How would you like to see corporate taxes changed?



End them.  Make it all income tax.  That will elimate the biggest mechanism of crony capitalism.  And fuck that carried interest crap for Wall Street managers.  Whatever you make gets taxed just like the rest of us.





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No.  I am the candidate who wants to end the drug war

2.  Term limits are not really democratic.  If the idiots want to keep voting for the same asshole we have to let them.

3.  If you don't get involved in the middle east it will get involved in you.  These monsters need to be beaten down once and for all.  Japan and Germany are no problem because we didn't fuck around

4.  Foreign aid doesn't amount to spit.  The problem is foreign profits ahich they will have to pay double taxation on if they repatriate them.  End the double taxation.  Hell, end corporate tax entirely.  Our tax code is a joke.

5.  What state powers do you want back?  Abortion?  Here's how I would restore states' rights.  The first thing I would do is abolish the Department of Education  There is no reason for that to be federal





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I am not a power mad greed head who wants to parlay my time in office into huge bucks when I leave.  After one term.  Whatever I get done in my first term will be enough.  Trump and Hillary?  Fucking monsters.




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Re: Screw Hillary, Fuck Trump! Which SHROOMERITE will you vote for in November to be President? [Re: Great Scott]
    #23763007 - 10/23/16 01:19 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

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If +1s are a measure we might as well just install a female into office.  If I can't vote for akira pachoo is next, followed by blind sophist.




No trannies. Those are males posing as females. You can't win this argument, so don't even try




So what.  Why should sexuality or gender even matter in the first place when it comes to president?


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