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Re: Screw Hillary, Fuck Trump! Which SHROOMERITE will you vote for in November to be President? [Re: deff]
    #23761847 - 10/22/16 06:43 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

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deff said:
koods/pris 2016 :awesome:





lol... that would be an interesting ticket


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Re: Screw Hillary, Fuck Trump! Which SHROOMERITE will you vote for in November to be President? [Re: Niffla] * 1
    #23761862 - 10/22/16 06:46 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Vote Mick for president. I will detonate all of our nuclear weapons in what will be known as the greatest and last Fourth of July celebration.


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Re: Screw Hillary, Fuck Trump! Which SHROOMERITE will you vote for in November to be President? [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #23761879 - 10/22/16 06:52 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

It'd probably just turn into a trump/hilary debate


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Re: Screw Hillary, Fuck Trump! Which SHROOMERITE will you vote for in November to be President? [Re: Webster10]
    #23762177 - 10/22/16 08:32 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

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A Qman/Falcon ticket would look pretty good.




Don't worry, there is room for both Fal and Q in my administration.

I would tap Fal as my Secretary of the Treasury, and I would offer Q an ambassadorship to somewhere with mostly black or brown people.  Nigeria maybe.
i would ask BBW to be my Labor Secretary, and I would ask Enlil to be my Attorney General. I would ask TheEcstatic to be my Secretary of commerce, and I would offer Secretary of Defense to Ezuma elax420.  I would try to get koods to be my Secretary of Health and Human services, and ask amp44 to be my Secretary of Agriculture.  Tipote could be my Secretary of Housing and Urban Development, and DividedQuantum could be my Secretary of Education. 

I'm still thinking about chief of staff, EPA admin, etc.
Did this list buy me any votes?
You may choose only one


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Re: Screw Hillary, Fuck Trump! Which SHROOMERITE will you vote for in November to be President? [Re: ballsalsa] * 2
    #23762181 - 10/22/16 08:36 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

So many choices, I for one propose we establish not a presidency but an oligarchic council of some kind. Take a page from tolkien and name it the White Council, PC-ers be dammned

As for the constituents of this council, I propose myself, Akira, Sheekle, Asante, Dark_Star and Zappa's ghost(if we ever find him).


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Re: Screw Hillary, Fuck Trump! Which SHROOMERITE will you vote for in November to be President? [Re: ballsalsa]
    #23762185 - 10/22/16 08:37 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

why would I be secretary of defense that just seems like a bad idea :ahahaha:


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Re: Screw Hillary, Fuck Trump! Which SHROOMERITE will you vote for in November to be President? [Re: Ezuma]
    #23762664 - 10/22/16 11:02 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

lol, you're right.  I like you, but upon closer inspection, i think i actually meant to make elax420 my Secretary of Defense.


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Re: Screw Hillary, Fuck Trump! Which SHROOMERITE will you vote for in November to be President? [Re: ballsalsa] * 1
    #23762668 - 10/22/16 11:05 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

I could do secretary of the arts, that I could manage


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Re: Screw Hillary, Fuck Trump! Which SHROOMERITE will you vote for in November to be President? [Re: Ezuma] * 1
    #23762760 - 10/22/16 11:31 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

I'm voting for Sancho/Neal 2016
Because plans are for squares


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Re: Screw Hillary, Fuck Trump! Which SHROOMERITE will you vote for in November to be President? [Re: zZZz]
    #23762767 - 10/22/16 11:33 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

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zZZz said:
It'd probably just turn into a trump/hilary debate





and with us arguing all the time how could we fuck things up any worse


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Re: Screw Hillary, Fuck Trump! Which SHROOMERITE will you vote for in November to be President? [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #23762776 - 10/22/16 11:35 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Oh! Pris could be my chief of staff.  Everyone else would stay in line because Pris would make judicious use of the :banhamster: if they start fucking aound.


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Re: Screw Hillary, Fuck Trump! Which SHROOMERITE will you vote for in November to be President? [Re: Prisoner#1] * 1
    #23762792 - 10/22/16 11:40 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

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koods/pris 2016 :awesome:





lol... that would be an interesting ticket




I can't tell if Pris as VP would be a good insurance policy against assassination, or make it all but certain I would take a bullet to the head.


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Re: Screw Hillary, Fuck Trump! Which SHROOMERITE will you vote for in November to be President? [Re: Ezuma] * 4
    #23762817 - 10/22/16 11:45 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

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Sheekle/Dark_Star 2016



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Sheekle / Ezuma

Turn all our mistakes into happy accidents
Surfs up



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So many choices, I for one propose we establish not a presidency but an oligarchic council of some kind. Take a page from tolkien and name it the White Council, PC-ers be dammned

As for the constituents of this council, I propose myself, Akira, Sheekle, Asante, Dark_Star and Zappa's ghost(if we ever find him).



SHEEKLE FOR CLASS PRESIDENT


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Re: Screw Hillary, Fuck Trump! Which SHROOMERITE will you vote for in November to be President? [Re: Sheekle]
    #23762865 - 10/23/16 12:05 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Today I'm announcing Ezuma as my running mate, together we will make the shroomery great again, believe me! During my inauguration speech (which will of course be accompanied by completely naked dancers and ample cocktails), I promise that the national anthem will be sung by sheekle as he is wedged on a judas cradle.

Falsereality, 2016


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Re: Screw Hillary, Fuck Trump! Which SHROOMERITE will you vote for in November to be President? [Re: koods]
    #23762919 - 10/23/16 12:35 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

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deff said:
koods/pris 2016 :awesome:





lol... that would be an interesting ticket




I can't tell if Pris as VP would be a good insurance policy against assassination, or make it all but certain I would take a bullet to the head.





I'd be a lousy VP, you're much more like joe biden so you get that spot. you can
still have the bullet though, I believe you'd make a good human shield


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Re: Screw Hillary, Fuck Trump! Which SHROOMERITE will you vote for in November to be President? [Re: Asante] * 1
    #23762923 - 10/23/16 12:38 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Probably Zappa, just because I think he will get the most votes since his campaign is the most prominent and mainstream so far.

And also I think it would be refreshing for a change to be a live person voting for a dead person, instead of a dead person voting for a live person. (lookin' at you DNC :waits:)


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Re: Screw Hillary, Fuck Trump! Which SHROOMERITE will you vote for in November to be President? [Re: Great Scott]
    #23762935 - 10/23/16 12:42 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

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PeyoteZen said:
Probably Zappa





since zappa has passed away he is no longer eligible to hold office, it is highly
probable that he will cast his vote for koods since he is dead


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Re: Screw Hillary, Fuck Trump! Which SHROOMERITE will you vote for in November to be President? [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #23762955 - 10/23/16 12:52 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

I'm still voting for Zappa. You can't change my mind. I'm too stubborn for that. Allah Akbar and Unicorns, you chauvinist pig! :emo:


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Re: Screw Hillary, Fuck Trump! Which SHROOMERITE will you vote for in November to be President? [Re: Great Scott] * 1
    #23762962 - 10/23/16 12:58 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

definitely akira akuma


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Re: Screw Hillary, Fuck Trump! Which SHROOMERITE will you vote for in November to be President? [Re: moonrockmushy]
    #23762964 - 10/23/16 12:59 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

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definitely akira akuma




That's just asking for infinite gridlock.


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