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InvisibleBill_Oreilly
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Im so fucking mad
    #23757091 - 10/21/16 06:18 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

So as you may know im trying to go 4-6 months without ejacualting. Well last night i had a fucking wet dream and i woke up today drained of my energy and drained of any synchronicity i was having. I feel defeated and useless. I am so angry. All the negative words in the world cant explain how i feel.

Sorry you guys are the only source i can run to in order to vent my frustration.

Whats stopping me from jacking off to porn snd shooting heroin?

I honestly should


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Something there is mysteriously formed,
Existing before Heaven and Earth,
Silent, still, standing alone, unchanging,
All-pervading, unfailing,
I do not know its name; I call it tao.
If forced to give it a name, I call it
Great (ta). Being great, it flows out;
Flowing out means far-reaching;
Being far-reaching, it is said to return.


It's just a shot away..


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InvisibleBodhi of Ankou
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Re: Im so fucking mad [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
    #23757095 - 10/21/16 06:19 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Its ok slugger, shit happens.


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InvisibleOhMrJohnson
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Re: Im so fucking mad [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
    #23757096 - 10/21/16 06:19 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Told u it was gonna happen sooner or later

You'd feel better if you had made it come out on your own


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Diminish the sub-principle and leave its toxic trace..
Once and for all!


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InvisibleBill_Oreilly
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Re: Im so fucking mad [Re: Bodhi of Ankou]
    #23757098 - 10/21/16 06:20 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Bodhi of Ankou said:
Its ok slugger, shit happens.





Thats true

I feel everything i worked for is gone. I was finally happy..everything made sense and i had energy..now its all gone. All gone


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Something there is mysteriously formed,
Existing before Heaven and Earth,
Silent, still, standing alone, unchanging,
All-pervading, unfailing,
I do not know its name; I call it tao.
If forced to give it a name, I call it
Great (ta). Being great, it flows out;
Flowing out means far-reaching;
Being far-reaching, it is said to return.


It's just a shot away..


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InvisibleBill_Oreilly
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Posts: 26,370
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Re: Im so fucking mad [Re: OhMrJohnson]
    #23757101 - 10/21/16 06:22 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

OhMrJohnson said:
Told u it was gonna happen sooner or later

You'd feel better if you had made it come out on your own





It wasnt even a real orgasm..it just came out..it wasnt those awesome type of wet dreams where you feel the orgasm thats like masterbation

But ya you did call that

I was over a month strong now its all done


--------------------
Something there is mysteriously formed,
Existing before Heaven and Earth,
Silent, still, standing alone, unchanging,
All-pervading, unfailing,
I do not know its name; I call it tao.
If forced to give it a name, I call it
Great (ta). Being great, it flows out;
Flowing out means far-reaching;
Being far-reaching, it is said to return.


It's just a shot away..


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InvisibleOhMrJohnson
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Re: Im so fucking mad [Re: Bill_Oreilly] * 4
    #23757111 - 10/21/16 06:26 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Honestly most of the energy you felt was probably placebo

I don't personally believe in all that mumbo jumbo about how holding in your semen is good for you, it's really not

If the male reproductive system is not flushed of toxins regularly, your chance of developing complications such as prostate cancer goes way up

My grandfather died of prostate cancer at a relatively young age and it skipped my dad so logically I might be next in line to get it, so I don't fuq around as far as that goes, I keep my pipes clean and you should too


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Diminish the sub-principle and leave its toxic trace..
Once and for all!


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Re: Im so fucking mad [Re: OhMrJohnson] * 2
    #23757116 - 10/21/16 06:30 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Bill_Oreilly said:

Whats stopping me from jacking off to porn snd shooting heroin?




:whatwhatwhat:


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Offlinestzacrack
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Re: Im so fucking mad [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
    #23757159 - 10/21/16 07:05 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Bill_Oreilly said:
Quote:

Bodhi of Ankou said:
Its ok slugger, shit happens.





Thats true

I feel everything i worked for is gone. I was finally happy..everything made sense and i had energy..now its all gone. All gone




Don't put all your eggs in one basket man, chill out

Why not try and live life like a normal dude, get a job, go out on the weekends, try and pick up some sluts, and forget about all the mysticism Crap for a while, you're too stressed worrying about all this crazy shit man

Try and take it easy


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OfflineDTCharlieB
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Re: Im so fucking mad [Re: Repertoire89]
    #23757160 - 10/21/16 07:05 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Your body will not hold semen for that long.  If you dont masterbate it will most likely result in a wet dream. Your body knows what it has to do.  And unless you beat it 6 times a day it's not going to change your energy levels that is in fact mumbo jumbo.  You gots a brain playing tricks on you don't let it bring ya down. Now go so some jumping jacks!


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I like lasagna.



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OfflinefIsh in my head
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Re: Im so fucking mad [Re: DTCharlieB]
    #23757168 - 10/21/16 07:10 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

You found and excuse exterior to yourself to feel better and now that the mirage is gone you feel shitty.  But it was only a mirage, it did nothing to you except giving you faith that it would really make a difference.

You already have everything in yourself to get that focus / energy back. except the semen.


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InvisiblePrisoner#1
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Re: Im so fucking mad [Re: Bill_Oreilly] * 4
    #23757181 - 10/21/16 07:16 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Bill_Oreilly said:
So as you may know im trying to go 4-6 months without ejacualting. Well last night i had a fucking wet dream and i woke up today drained of my energy and drained of any synchronicity i was having. I feel defeated and useless. I am so angry. All the negative words in the world cant explain how i feel.

Sorry you guys are the only source i can run to in order to vent my frustration.

Whats stopping me from jacking off to porn snd shooting heroin?

I honestly should





ok, so the bible tells us that sampson's strength was in he long curly hair,
delilah cut his hair and sapped him of his strnegth, so he asked god to restore
his strength so he could kill a bunch of people, sampson couldnt just stick his
hair back on and regain his strength.

no you, you're obviously different, you could pray to god but you know god doesnt
actually answer prayers, you also know your strength comes from your semen, the
good part is, you can jack off and then swallow that semen and regain your
strength, not only that, you could eat other people's semen and become as strong
as sampson.


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Invisiblefungusmuncher
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Re: Im so fucking mad [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #23757231 - 10/21/16 07:53 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

I honestly don't know how that is humanly possible.  No way I could even go a month.  Maybe if I was single and didn't have to look at a nice ass around the house all day.


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OfflineVisionary Tools
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Re: Im so fucking mad [Re: fungusmuncher]
    #23757238 - 10/21/16 07:55 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

castration, never have to worry about those human urges again.


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InvisibleBill_Oreilly
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Registered: 11/12/11
Posts: 26,370
Loc: Boston
Re: Im so fucking mad [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #23757302 - 10/21/16 08:30 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Prisoner#1 said:
Quote:

Bill_Oreilly said:
So as you may know im trying to go 4-6 months without ejacualting. Well last night i had a fucking wet dream and i woke up today drained of my energy and drained of any synchronicity i was having. I feel defeated and useless. I am so angry. All the negative words in the world cant explain how i feel.

Sorry you guys are the only source i can run to in order to vent my frustration.

Whats stopping me from jacking off to porn snd shooting heroin?

I honestly should





ok, so the bible tells us that sampson's strength was in he long curly hair,
delilah cut his hair and sapped him of his strnegth, so he asked god to restore
his strength so he could kill a bunch of people, sampson couldnt just stick his
hair back on and regain his strength.

no you, you're obviously different, you could pray to god but you know god doesnt
actually answer prayers, you also know your strength comes from your semen, the
good part is, you can jack off and then swallow that semen and regain your
strength, not only that, you could eat other people's semen and become as strong
as sampson.





This has nothing to do with the bible, man. I am not trying to live like any of those motherfuckers. Im trying to live like an adult with self control. It annoys me that you think of me as this person who is trying to be religious. I hate religion but i do like reading the Koran because i feel its a book truly from another dimension.

The bible is used to control crackhead, in the end.

Nonethless you always give A+ advice, thats why i appreciate you.

and yeah, prayer doesnt do shit. You are 100% on that one..yet i do like to thank my higher self. Thats as far as i go with praying, nowadays.


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Something there is mysteriously formed,
Existing before Heaven and Earth,
Silent, still, standing alone, unchanging,
All-pervading, unfailing,
I do not know its name; I call it tao.
If forced to give it a name, I call it
Great (ta). Being great, it flows out;
Flowing out means far-reaching;
Being far-reaching, it is said to return.


It's just a shot away..


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InvisibleBill_Oreilly
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Re: Im so fucking mad [Re: fIsh in my head]
    #23757309 - 10/21/16 08:33 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

fIsh in my head said:
You found and excuse exterior to yourself to feel better and now that the mirage is gone you feel shitty.  But it was only a mirage, it did nothing to you except giving you faith that it would really make a difference.

You already have everything in yourself to get that focus / energy back. except the semen.





I truly felt holding the semen in was giving me energy and an appreciation for woman. i was also experiencing 100% syncronicity to the point every song on the radio was "about my life"

now that i came, i feel its all gone. That is why im upset.


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Something there is mysteriously formed,
Existing before Heaven and Earth,
Silent, still, standing alone, unchanging,
All-pervading, unfailing,
I do not know its name; I call it tao.
If forced to give it a name, I call it
Great (ta). Being great, it flows out;
Flowing out means far-reaching;
Being far-reaching, it is said to return.


It's just a shot away..


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InvisibleBill_Oreilly
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Registered: 11/12/11
Posts: 26,370
Loc: Boston
Re: Im so fucking mad [Re: DTCharlieB]
    #23757313 - 10/21/16 08:35 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

DTCharlieB said:
Your body will not hold semen for that long.  If you dont masterbate it will most likely result in a wet dream. Your body knows what it has to do.  And unless you beat it 6 times a day it's not going to change your energy levels that is in fact mumbo jumbo.  You gots a brain playing tricks on you don't let it bring ya down. Now go so some jumping jacks!





I need to work out, thats a fact.


i feel shitty when after ejaculating. like i am a dirty person.


--------------------
Something there is mysteriously formed,
Existing before Heaven and Earth,
Silent, still, standing alone, unchanging,
All-pervading, unfailing,
I do not know its name; I call it tao.
If forced to give it a name, I call it
Great (ta). Being great, it flows out;
Flowing out means far-reaching;
Being far-reaching, it is said to return.


It's just a shot away..


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InvisibleBodhi of Ankou
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Re: Im so fucking mad [Re: Bill_Oreilly] * 1
    #23757315 - 10/21/16 08:35 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

It was all in your head mate. If we were meant to retain it your body wouldnt flush it out on its own.


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InvisibleBill_Oreilly
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Re: Im so fucking mad [Re: stzacrack]
    #23757319 - 10/21/16 08:39 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

stzacrack said:
Quote:

Bill_Oreilly said:
Quote:

Bodhi of Ankou said:
Its ok slugger, shit happens.





Thats true

I feel everything i worked for is gone. I was finally happy..everything made sense and i had energy..now its all gone. All gone




Don't put all your eggs in one basket man, chill out

Why not try and live life like a normal dude, get a job, go out on the weekends, try and pick up some sluts, and forget about all the mysticism Crap for a while, you're too stressed worrying about all this crazy shit man

Try and take it easy





Youre right..i find truth in your statement. Its just with my hep C i feel like i need to get energy anywhere i can get. It may have been placebo, but whatever. I am thinking too much, yes. Its like im stuck in a "masturbation psychosis" where i feel i need to do this.


really, all i want to do is impress woman. Thats truly the bottom line. Im not doing it in a "look what i can do" type of deal...its more like a "look what i want to do for woman" type deal.

There is no better feeling than making a woman laugh, and impressing a woman.

Giving to the poor is a great feeling as well.


In the end, i just want to give. Not receive. But i must admit...if i had less, i would want more. Luckily im in a situation where i dont "need" more.


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Something there is mysteriously formed,
Existing before Heaven and Earth,
Silent, still, standing alone, unchanging,
All-pervading, unfailing,
I do not know its name; I call it tao.
If forced to give it a name, I call it
Great (ta). Being great, it flows out;
Flowing out means far-reaching;
Being far-reaching, it is said to return.


It's just a shot away..


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InvisibleBill_Oreilly
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Posts: 26,370
Loc: Boston
Re: Im so fucking mad [Re: Bodhi of Ankou]
    #23757321 - 10/21/16 08:40 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Bodhi of Ankou said:
It was all in your head mate. If we were meant to retain it your body wouldnt flush it out on its own.





True.


I feel like people can read my mind but im locked out from reading theirs.

I know, its psychosis and nothing more.


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Something there is mysteriously formed,
Existing before Heaven and Earth,
Silent, still, standing alone, unchanging,
All-pervading, unfailing,
I do not know its name; I call it tao.
If forced to give it a name, I call it
Great (ta). Being great, it flows out;
Flowing out means far-reaching;
Being far-reaching, it is said to return.


It's just a shot away..


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OfflineLucisM
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Re: Im so fucking mad [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
    #23757326 - 10/21/16 08:41 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Bill_Oreilly said:

Whats stopping me from jacking off to porn snd shooting heroin?





Holy shit, that escalated quickly.

I never had a wet dream when I was young, but one time I was locked up and ended up with my dick between my legs in my sleep, was rocking back and forth fucking my legs, I blew a load on the inside of my pants which was really gnarly having to clean up while locked up.


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