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OfflinePatlal
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George Carlin could not have said it better. This is EXACTLY what the election is about * 8
    #23752328 - 10/19/16 03:23 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Jesus Christ... Could it have ever been said better?????



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Re: George Carlin could not have said it better. This is EXACTLY what the election is about [Re: Patlal]
    #23752350 - 10/19/16 03:38 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

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Re: George Carlin could not have said it better. This is EXACTLY what the election is about [Re: shadyy] * 1
    #23752358 - 10/19/16 03:41 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

There's a reason for this, there's a reason education sucks, and it's the same reason it will never ever ever be fixed. It's never going to get any better. Don't look for it. Be happy with what you've got... because the owners of this country don’t want that. I'm talking about the real owners now... the real owners. The big wealthy business interests that control things and make all the important decisions. Forget the politicians. The politicians are put there to give you the idea that you have freedom of choice. You don’t. You have no choice. You have owners. They own you. They own everything. They own all the important land. They own and control the corporations. They’ve long since bought and paid for the Senate, the Congress, the state houses, the city halls. They got the judges in their back pockets and they own all the big media companies, so they control just about all of the news and information you get to hear. They got you by the balls. They spend billions of dollars every year lobbying. Lobbying to get what they want. Well, we know what they want. They want more for themselves and less for everybody else, but I’ll tell you what they don’t want. They don’t want a population of citizens capable of critical thinking. They don’t want well-informed, well-educated people capable of critical thinking. They’re not interested in that. That doesn’t help them. That’s against their interests. That’s right.

They don’t want people who are smart enough to sit around a kitchen table and think about how badly they’re getting fucked by a system that threw them overboard 30 fuckin’ years ago. They don’t want that. You know what they want? They want obedient workers. Obedient workers, people who are just smart enough to run the machines and do the paperwork. And just dumb enough to passively accept all these increasingly shittier jobs with the lower pay, the longer hours, the reduced benefits, the end of overtime and vanishing pension that disappears the minute you go to collect it. And now they’re coming for your Social Security money. They want your fuckin' retirement money. They want it back so they can give it to their criminal friends on Wall Street. And you know something? They’ll get it. They’ll get it all from you sooner or later 'cause they own this fuckin' place. It’s a big club and you ain't in it. You and I are not in the big club. ...The table is tilted, folks. The game is rigged and nobody seems to notice. ...And nobody seems to notice. Nobody seems to care. That’s what the owners count on. The fact that Americans will probably remain willfully ignorant of the big red, white and blue dick that’s being jammed up their assholes every day, because the owners of this country know the truth. It’s called the American Dream, 'cause you have to be asleep to believe it.

--George Carlin


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Re: George Carlin could not have said it better. This is EXACTLY what the election is about [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
    #23752388 - 10/19/16 03:51 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

People say Trump is crazy. But if Carlin says it. It deserve a standing ovation right?


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Re: George Carlin could not have said it better. This is EXACTLY what the election is about [Re: Patlal]
    #23752621 - 10/19/16 05:13 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

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Patlal said:
Jesus Christ... Could it have ever been said better?????






No, it couldn't have.

Now bend over and take that red white and blue cock right up your ass.

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Offlineakira_akuma
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Re: George Carlin could not have said it better. This is EXACTLY what the election is about [Re: Patlal] * 3
    #23752668 - 10/19/16 05:30 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

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Patlal said:
People say Trump is crazy. But if Carlin says it. It deserve a standing ovation right?



if Carlin was alive, he'd see Trump is winning in this election, and he'd kill himself.

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Re: George Carlin could not have said it better. This is EXACTLY what the election is about [Re: akira_akuma]
    #23752675 - 10/19/16 05:33 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Carlin was the man.
RIP


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Re: George Carlin could not have said it better. This is EXACTLY what the election is about [Re: luvdemboomers]
    #23752715 - 10/19/16 05:48 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

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luvdemboomers said:
Quote:

Patlal said:
Jesus Christ... Could it have ever been said better?????






No, it couldn't have.

Now bend over and take that red white and blue cock right up your ass.




Nope! Don't have too. I'm Canadian and we currently have a pussy for PM.


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Re: George Carlin could not have said it better. This is EXACTLY what the election is about [Re: Patlal] * 1
    #23752758 - 10/19/16 06:12 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

I've actually seen this before the election. George Carlin was not only a comic legend he used his comedy as a platform to get people thinking about why there were 7 words you couldn't say on tv or in this case how the elections work. He was a genius


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Re: George Carlin could not have said it better. This is EXACTLY what the election is about [Re: Patlal]
    #23753016 - 10/19/16 07:45 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Kind of tired of hearing cliche rants about how everything is about money, "the corporations", "the system", etc...a lot of times the people who talk about these things don't fully understand how the system that they criticize works.  It would be refreshing to hear people elaborate on what specific aspects of "the system" are malfunctioning.


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Re: George Carlin could not have said it better. This is EXACTLY what the election is about [Re: Celestial Traveler]
    #23753024 - 10/19/16 07:48 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Carlin railed against the Washington establishment, THe Hildabeast is the epitome of that, he'd prolly be a Trump supporter


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Re: George Carlin could not have said it better. This is EXACTLY what the election is about [Re: Patlal] * 1
    #23753025 - 10/19/16 07:48 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

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Patlal said:
People say Trump is crazy. But if Carlin says it. It deserve a standing ovation right?




:lol: are you that naïve?

Maybe since I grew up around criminals I learned how to lie effectively and this seems very transparent, but the words coming out of your mouth mean jack shit. This is why politicians get elected on promises which rarely manifest when they're in office. Trump can say "big business is running the country" and still be part of that same problem.

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Re: George Carlin could not have said it better. This is EXACTLY what the election is about [Re: Celestial Traveler]
    #23753030 - 10/19/16 07:50 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Funny how half of you people who used to mock conspiracy theorists and the like are now all of sudden agreeing with us.. we've been ahead of you guys for years on these subjects..


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Re: George Carlin could not have said it better. This is EXACTLY what the election is about [Re: JustForToday]
    #23753513 - 10/19/16 10:36 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

to note: there is a difference between mocking conspiracy theorists, and expecting these theorists to finally come up with some conclusive evidence that helps make a case against the people they think are conspirators.

because, believe it or not, most people at one point question the government and the leaders of the world...but most people don't stop at "the questions are just too astounding, they must have some credibility. it'd make sense!"

well, then make sense of it...with evidence.

everyone already knows politicians are corrupt. i still see no evidence of a Kabal of evil satanists though. just this: people who love money, and people who can use their positions of power to influence the world, and whom also seem to like breaking the rules when they can, ie, murder, pedophilia, other shit, ect.

point is: these people exist...are we any closer to Minority Report yet? do we have psychics? how to do we presume to detail how people are gonna act within a position of power...how do we psychologically & mentally scan these people for the instance that they might commit to criminal behavior?

regardless of all these pertinence's -- there is still no proof that evil truly exists -- just everyone's wildly varying interpretations of evil, that's what seems to exist. and it's something everyone is well aware of.

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