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Offlinenicechrisman
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Colonel Forbin
    #2375228 - 02/24/04 11:02 AM (13 years, 1 month ago)

stared up at the mountain
and wiped away the beads of sweat
that glistened on his brow
his tired feet were buried in the quagmire
and his bloodshot eyes saw all that lay between him
and the fulfillment of his vow


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"Cosmic Love is absolutelely ruthless and highly indifferent:
it teaches its lessons whether you like/dislike them or not."

John C. Lily

 


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Invisiblefee
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Re: Colonel Forbin [Re: nicechrisman]
    #2375306 - 02/24/04 11:27 AM (13 years, 1 month ago)

And he felt his fingers wrap around a knotted root
And pulled his body upwards
To a sea green mossy boulder
And he dragged his weary carcass [or "shit-ass"] up the mountain


(should have started with Wilson, Wilson that would have made a long thread the whole gamehendge)


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blankk said to fee:
btw you're a total fucking psychedelic pimp
Turtletotem said:
I want to become a sun worshipper, so next time an atheist smugly asks me where god is, I can point smugly at the sun and laugh my ass off.

Then I drive away in my solar powered piece of shit car, cool stuff man.

And then I go kill a bitch because the flaming orb in the sky told me to do so, and I don't know, oppress a few minorities here and there in the name of nuclear fusion?

Religion is fun.


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Re: Colonel Forbin [Re: fee]
    #2375400 - 02/24/04 11:48 AM (13 years, 1 month ago)

And he climbed so slowly
He climbed so slowly
Ahead
Ahead


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Re: Colonel Forbin [Re: buckwheat]
    #2376264 - 02/25/04 03:49 PM (13 years, 1 month ago)

Suddenly he heard the crack of thunder
And the rocks began to crumble overhead
And tumble down the mountain to the
Dismal swamp that lay beneath the jagged cliffs
Through which his path had led


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Re: Colonel Forbin [Re: LooksLikeRain]
    #2376826 - 02/25/04 07:39 PM (13 years, 1 month ago)

And the earth began to quake beneath his feet
And the mighty mountain changed before his eyes
And he stood amidst a sea of dust and rocks and stones
Cascading down the mountain
And a thousand birds were headed for the sky. Oh


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blankk said to fee:
btw you're a total fucking psychedelic pimp
Turtletotem said:
I want to become a sun worshipper, so next time an atheist smugly asks me where god is, I can point smugly at the sun and laugh my ass off.

Then I drive away in my solar powered piece of shit car, cool stuff man.

And then I go kill a bitch because the flaming orb in the sky told me to do so, and I don't know, oppress a few minorities here and there in the name of nuclear fusion?

Religion is fun.


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Re: Colonel Forbin [Re: fee]
    #2377024 - 02/25/04 09:10 PM (13 years, 1 month ago)

The sacred creed will be yours
and if you wait until tomorrow
the sacred creed will be yours
to devour,
yours to seize
and to obey
obey


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"Cosmic Love is absolutelely ruthless and highly indifferent:
it teaches its lessons whether you like/dislike them or not."

John C. Lily

 


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Re: Colonel Forbin [Re: nicechrisman]
    #2377671 - 02/26/04 01:47 AM (13 years, 1 month ago)

When the dust had cleared, the colonel lifted up his head
and was driven to his knees by a blazing beam of light
and he saw the silhouette that stood before him
and he bowed in reverence
trembling in the shadow of the mighty legend's form
icculus the prophet stood before his eyes
looking down on Colonel Forbin
where he shuddered in the puddles and the muck
and he quietly addressed him


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Well everybody's dancin in a ring around the sun
Nobody's finished, we ain't even begun
So take off your shoes child, and take off your hat
Try on your wings and find out where it's at.


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Re: Colonel Forbin [Re: Stubaby]
    #2378532 - 02/26/04 10:18 AM (13 years, 1 month ago)

and he spoke so slowly
spoke so slowly he said
he said


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"Cosmic Love is absolutelely ruthless and highly indifferent:
it teaches its lessons whether you like/dislike them or not."

John C. Lily

 


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Re: Colonel Forbin [Re: nicechrisman]
    #2379041 - 02/26/04 12:34 PM (13 years, 1 month ago)

Colonel Forbin I know why you've come here
And I'll help you with your quest to gain the knowledge that you lack
I call upon my faithful friend the mockingbird
To fly and seize the helping book and bring it to your shack
And a tree of knowledge in your soul will grow
And the Helping Friendly Book will plant the seed
But I warn you that all knowledge seeming innocent and pure
Becomes a deadly weapon in the hands of avarice
And greed


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blankk said to fee:
btw you're a total fucking psychedelic pimp
Turtletotem said:
I want to become a sun worshipper, so next time an atheist smugly asks me where god is, I can point smugly at the sun and laugh my ass off.

Then I drive away in my solar powered piece of shit car, cool stuff man.

And then I go kill a bitch because the flaming orb in the sky told me to do so, and I don't know, oppress a few minorities here and there in the name of nuclear fusion?

Religion is fun.


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Re: Colonel Forbin [Re: fee]
    #17879299 - 02/28/13 11:19 AM (4 years, 30 days ago)

Yes?


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Offlinenicechrisman
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Re: Colonel Forbin [Re: ColForbin]
    #17879349 - 02/28/13 11:38 AM (4 years, 30 days ago)

whoa- always funny when you see an ancient thread you hardly remember posting. I wonder what I was doing then...


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"Cosmic Love is absolutelely ruthless and highly indifferent:
it teaches its lessons whether you like/dislike them or not."

John C. Lily

 


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