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Invisiblecrackbaby
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i brought my drank with me into the DMV
    #23749180 - 10/18/16 02:49 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

One of those 24 oz steel reserve grape deals in a big gulp cup (very little alcohol smell even tho it's like 6%).  It was beautiful i tell you...had to go for license renewal and it made waiting around so much easier :cookiemonster:


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Re: i brought my drank with me into the DMV [Re: crackbaby]
    #23749196 - 10/18/16 02:58 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

You're so bad ass, and you're totally not a loser.


Na, but some AAA places do license renewals and shit like that.

I didn't have to wait at all, really.


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Re: i brought my drank with me into the DMV [Re: shadyy] * 4
    #23749208 - 10/18/16 03:02 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Glad you went with a big gulp cup. Anything else would have been pretty low class.


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Re: i brought my drank with me into the DMV [Re: shadyy]
    #23749218 - 10/18/16 03:04 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

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i hate liz said:
You're so bad ass, and you're totally not a loser.


Na, but some AAA places do license renewals and shit like that.

I didn't have to wait at all, really.




I'm so glad you're impressed!  And your experience is quite the exception, fucker.  My DMV is old school


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Re: i brought my drank with me into the DMV [Re: crackbaby]
    #23749220 - 10/18/16 03:05 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

I don't want no beef.


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Re: i brought my drank with me into the DMV [Re: crackbaby]
    #23749223 - 10/18/16 03:08 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

What time did this go down anyway, you alcoholic?


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Re: i brought my drank with me into the DMV [Re: shadyy]
    #23749238 - 10/18/16 03:12 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

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i hate liz said:
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Re: i brought my drank with me into the DMV [Re: crackbaby]
    #23749244 - 10/18/16 03:14 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

thought you meant sizzurp


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Re: i brought my drank with me into the DMV [Re: crackbaby]
    #23749918 - 10/18/16 07:17 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Pay $50 a year for Triple AAA and never wait in line again at the DMV, never been longer than 5 minutes in there,,, and you get 4 service calls a year for that $50.  :wink:


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Re: i brought my drank with me into the DMV [Re: RobZombie68]
    #23749924 - 10/18/16 07:18 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

All the DMV's I've been to have had online appointment registration. Just make an appointment time online, and skip the line.


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Re: i brought my drank with me into the DMV [Re: crackbaby]
    #23749949 - 10/18/16 07:26 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

211 is like 8% alcohol, at least the silver can is.  I had a junkie friend who was also an alcoholic, he couldn't go to work without drinking two 211's to get his hands to stop shaking, shit was wild man.

I never had grape 211, sounds gross as fuck.

All those flavored malt liquors are gnarly, like four loko, fuck that shit, although the cans look cool if you're trippin balls in the gas station.


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Re: i brought my drank with me into the DMV [Re: RobZombie68]
    #23749976 - 10/18/16 07:31 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

RobZombie68 said:
Pay $50 a year for Triple AAA and never wait in line again at the DMV, never been longer than 5 minutes in there,,, and you get 4 service calls a year for that $50.  :wink:




Ahh.. you mean, free drunk tows home. You get 4 a year. :smile:

Knowledge level up, right hurrrrrrr.

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Re: i brought my drank with me into the DMV [Re: Lucis]
    #23750102 - 10/18/16 08:00 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

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211 is like 8% alcohol, at least the silver can is.  I had a junkie friend who was also an alcoholic, he couldn't go to work without drinking two 211's to get his hands to stop shaking, shit was wild man.

I never had grape 211, sounds gross as fuck.

All those flavored malt liquors are gnarly, like four loko, fuck that shit, although the cans look cool if you're trippin balls in the gas station.



Ya you're right, just looked at a can and it's 8%.  It actually tastes good (almost too good for being 8%).  Mike's harder lemonade is also pretty darn tasty (especially da black cherry flavor) and is also 8% i think.  I actually got pulled over once for a left turn violation, and had been drinking the hard lemonade, with a Mcdonalds cup half full of it in the cup holder, and thankfully the cop never asked whether i had been drinking (i'm pretty sure if it was beer he would have smelled it on me right away)


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Re: i brought my drank with me into the DMV [Re: crackbaby]
    #23750491 - 10/18/16 10:01 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Im drinking the lime flavor right now


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Re: i brought my drank with me into the DMV [Re: crackbaby]
    #23750613 - 10/18/16 10:34 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

One time I walked into a police headquarters with my dealer pack on me :lol:
I was just stoned and stupid and didn't realize I had brought in my ecstasy and acid after doing a few transactions :facepalm:

I was (largely still am) a jackass


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Re: i brought my drank with me into the DMV [Re: crackbaby]
    #23750645 - 10/18/16 10:46 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

great idea OP, ill just do that next time.

Once went and my wait was like 2 hours, so i went to a bar nearby and got a drink or two. came back and missed my spot haha.


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Re: i brought my drank with me into the DMV [Re: ModestMouse]
    #23750653 - 10/18/16 10:48 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

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One time I walked into a police headquarters with my dealer pack on me :lol:
I was just stoned and stupid and didn't realize I had brought in my ecstasy and acid after doing a few transactions :facepalm:

I was (largely still am) a jackass





What were you doing in the PD station? (besides filing a report on junky cop)


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Re: i brought my drank with me into the DMV [Re: Great Scott]
    #23750656 - 10/18/16 10:50 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Getting fingerprinted after a botched theft under the influence of a taco shell dipped in flubromazolam :facepalm:


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Re: i brought my drank with me into the DMV [Re: ManianFH]
    #23750676 - 10/18/16 10:55 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

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mick said:
great idea OP, ill just do that next time.

Once went and my wait was like 2 hours, so i went to a bar nearby and got a drink or two. came back and missed my spot haha.




Cool, now i feel like i'm doing the lord's work...maybe this will start to catch on, and everyone at the DMV will be drunk or have a nice buzz going :thumbup:


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Re: i brought my drank with me into the DMV [Re: crackbaby]
    #23750682 - 10/18/16 10:57 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

fuck yeah whatts thepoint of being sober in the DMV so you can feel them fucking you in the ass with their bullshit fees and fines. fuck them.

we are pioneers CB


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Re: i brought my drank with me into the DMV [Re: ManianFH]
    #23751135 - 10/19/16 04:54 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

drank is the past tense of drink. stop voluntarily butchering the english language and adding to the dumbing down of our society.

you brought a DRINK into the dmv. which you may have DRANK at the dmv.


i was really hoping this was a story about some douche drinking "lean" at his lic test and got caught. oh well, there's always tomorrow.


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Re: i brought my drank with me into the DMV [Re: crackbaby]
    #23751200 - 10/19/16 05:52 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

I brought my dank with me to the dmv. It was some private reserve grape master flash. The whole dmv smelled like weed but nobody knew it was me cuz I didn't smoke any I just brought it with me cuz I like the smell.


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Re: i brought my drank with me into the DMV [Re: istandalone]
    #23751449 - 10/19/16 09:16 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

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drank is the past tense of drink. stop voluntarily butchering the english language and adding to the dumbing down of our society.

you brought a DRINK into the dmv. which you may have DRANK at the dmv.


i was really hoping this was a story about some douche drinking "lean" at his lic test and got caught. oh well, there's always tomorrow.




HOW DARE YOU, sir?!  Altough technically it wasn't a true drank (no cough syrup), it was purple and i like using urban slang since i feel it makes me seem cool to my shroomery peers


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