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Offlinekakashi68
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Delivery Drivers of shroomery UNITE
    #23749024 - 10/18/16 01:51 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Tell me your best story


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Re: Delivery Drivers of shroomery UNITE [Re: kakashi68] * 1
    #23749099 - 10/18/16 02:14 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

About 2 years ago I needed a signature for a package I was delivering so I rang the doorbell and waited a minute, no answer. So I started to fill out the "sorry we missed you" slip and while I was doing that this pretty hot 30 something year old came to the door. She was in the shower so she had to grab a towel real quick. So I handed her the device to sign on and her hands were the only thing holding up her towel so when she went to grab the device her towel dropped. Got a very nice view for a brief second  :smile:  But she just laughed it off like it happened all the time lol

Then maybe a month later I had another package for the same house, no signature required because it was an amazon box or something. Her husband was out mowing the lawn and saw me pull up. He met me half way to their door and asked if it needed a signature and I was like "no not today" and he was like "that sucks, my wife is in the shower and I was gonna have her sign again" I busted out laughing and so did he!

Now I look forward to delivering there because it always makes me laugh even if I've had a bad day up until then.


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Re: Delivery Drivers of shroomery UNITE [Re: FruitOfLife]
    #23749134 - 10/18/16 02:31 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

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FruitOfLife said:
About 2 years ago I needed a signature for a package I was delivering so I rang the doorbell and waited a minute, no answer. So I started to fill out the "sorry we missed you" slip and while I was doing that this pretty hot 30 something year old came to the door. She was in the shower so she had to grab a towel real quick. So I handed her the device to sign on and her hands were the only thing holding up her towel so when she went to grab the device her towel dropped. Got a very nice view for a brief second  :smile:  But she just laughed it off like it happened all the time lol

Then maybe a month later I had another package for the same house, no signature required because it was an amazon box or something. Her husband was out mowing the lawn and saw me pull up. He met me half way to their door and asked if it needed a signature and I was like "no not today" and he was like "that sucks, my wife is in the shower and I was gonna have her sign again" I busted out laughing and so did he!

Now I look forward to delivering there because it always makes me laugh even if I've had a bad day up until then.




Nice. love the regular delivery's with hot chicks that dress sluty. :likeaboss:


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Re: Delivery Drivers of shroomery UNITE [Re: kakashi68]
    #23749321 - 10/18/16 03:39 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

I don't have any particularly funny stories but I do buy a lot of big heavy stuff online and get it delivered :lol:

I feel bad for the delivery workers who had to bring me both my 50+ pound amplifiers, or the bass I bought off ebay that was delivered in a giant heap of cardboard... The bass literally was wrapped with pieces of cardboard that had been taped together, amazingly it made it intact though. Never in my life had I seen a package arrive as a heap of cardboard and plastic though...


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You know how it feels, With the breeze of the sun in your eyes. Not minding that time's passing by

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Re: Delivery Drivers of shroomery UNITE [Re: musiclover420]
    #23750377 - 10/18/16 09:27 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

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I don't have any particularly funny stories but I do buy a lot of big heavy stuff online and get it delivered :lol:

I feel bad for the delivery workers who had to bring me both my 50+ pound amplifiers, or the bass I bought off ebay that was delivered in a giant heap of cardboard... The bass literally was wrapped with pieces of cardboard that had been taped together, amazingly it made it intact though. Never in my life had I seen a package arrive as a heap of cardboard and plastic though...



50lbs ain't shit. We deliver packages up to 150lbs  :crazy:


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Re: Delivery Drivers of shroomery UNITE [Re: FruitOfLife] * 1
    #23750481 - 10/18/16 09:59 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Kakashi probably meant pizza delivery


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Re: Delivery Drivers of shroomery UNITE [Re: FruitOfLife]
    #23750552 - 10/18/16 10:16 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

One was just under 50 and the other was 70, both are fairly sizable too so I imagine they would be a bitch to carry in a box :tongue2:

At least when I carry them I can use the handles :evil:


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You know how it feels, With the breeze of the sun in your eyes. Not minding that time's passing by

I've got all and more, My smile, just as before. Is all that I carry with me

I talk to myself, I need nobody else. I'm lost and I'm mine, yes I'm free



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Re: Delivery Drivers of shroomery UNITE [Re: musiclover420]
    #23750586 - 10/18/16 10:26 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

I have _the_ worst driveway (pitch wise) in the development since my house is built into the side of a hill, and I bet I order the most stuff. I feel bad for UPS/FedEx/USPS/DHL.

I ordered a few Kraftwerks Supercharger kits (complete kits for cars) that weighed about 100lbs each, and some ultrahot UPS chick pulls up (I'm waxing my car), throws one on her shoulder, and starts to walk up my driveway. I felt bad but was really impressed. I would of used a hand truck. I need to post a pic of my driveway, because the pitch of my driveway is really, really steep.


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Re: Delivery Drivers of shroomery UNITE [Re: Exceed19_2000]
    #23750710 - 10/18/16 11:04 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

I used to drive the devliery truck for guitar center and used to beat the shit out of that thing.  best story i have is i needed gas in the morning so went to a gas station to fill up but it was packed as fucked. there was one spot but i had to back into it. midn you  my delivery truck is fucking huge with no rear view option so i guessed the angle and went for it. a few seconds later i heard screaming and some chick was banging on my door. i was tired as fuck but realized that i had backed into this chicks car like a tank onto a house of cards. i crushed her car, and her daugter was inside but she was aight.

there was a big fuss and people were writing my licence number down. but my boss came and wrote them a check or some shit. then he told me to go deliver shit.


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Re: Delivery Drivers of shroomery UNITE [Re: ManianFH]
    #23750739 - 10/18/16 11:17 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Ex pizza driver reppin.

Can't think of any stories atm but :threadmonitor: in case I remember any


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oh ive cried on drugs

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Tragic.  I told the cop not to do it but he didn't listen.


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Re: Delivery Drivers of shroomery UNITE [Re: hex_enduction]
    #23750810 - 10/18/16 11:48 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

I drove for Dominos for awhile. Most exciting part was smoking pot in the walk in, and in the car, and out back by the dumpster.

Pizza delivery can be a frustrating job. It's rough on your car. I got a speeding ticket once and lost money that shift. I once had a teenager tell me to keep the $4 change from her $20 (I was surprised by this because she was black) Her mom called the store complaining that her daughter wasn't supposed to give me that much money. $4! Sometimes stereotypes are accurate. My manager made me drive back to their house and return the tip. She let me keep one dollar and I slammed the door in her face. Fuck that cheap butch and fuck my manager for making me go back there. If your kid gives away too much of your money that's your problem not mine.


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Re: Delivery Drivers of shroomery UNITE [Re: Dr. P. Silocybin]
    #23750813 - 10/18/16 11:51 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

You should have been like alright here is your 4$ - gas that will be -4$ please :lol:


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You know how it feels, With the breeze of the sun in your eyes. Not minding that time's passing by

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Re: Delivery Drivers of shroomery UNITE [Re: Dr. P. Silocybin]
    #23750860 - 10/19/16 12:14 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

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I drove for Dominos for awhile. Most exciting part was smoking pot in the walk in, and in the car, and out back by the dumpster.

Pizza delivery can be a frustrating job. It's rough on your car. I got a speeding ticket once and lost money that shift. I once had a teenager tell me to keep the $4 change from her $20 (I was surprised by this because she was black) Her mom called the store complaining that her daughter wasn't supposed to give me that much money. $4! Sometimes stereotypes are accurate. My manager made me drive back to their house and return the tip. She let me keep one dollar and I slammed the door in her face. Fuck that cheap butch and fuck my manager for making me go back there. If your kid gives away too much of your money that's your problem not mine.



Fucking cunt man... Jesus Christ. I've had people consult each other about how much to tip m and then look me in the eyes and say nothing, but driving back to return a tip is on another level. That's bullshit.

I once had to drive back to someone's place (who didn't tip me) to give them a refund in cash for an item they ordered. They made me fuckin drive back out there after we were closed too :facepalm:


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oh ive cried on drugs

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Tragic.  I told the cop not to do it but he didn't listen.


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Re: Delivery Drivers of shroomery UNITE [Re: Dr. P. Silocybin]
    #23750868 - 10/19/16 12:16 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

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I drove for Dominos for awhile. Most exciting part was smoking pot in the walk in, and in the car, and out back by the dumpster.

Pizza delivery can be a frustrating job. It's rough on your car. I got a speeding ticket once and lost money that shift. I once had a teenager tell me to keep the $4 change from her $20 (I was surprised by this because she was black) Her mom called the store complaining that her daughter wasn't supposed to give me that much money. $4! Sometimes stereotypes are accurate. My manager made me drive back to their house and return the tip. She let me keep one dollar and I slammed the door in her face. Fuck that cheap butch and fuck my manager for making me go back there. If your kid gives away too much of your money that's your problem not mine.




hmmm... if only you live in a normal country. Where stuff is what it costs on the price tag, where you dont need to do the employers job for them.

Like imagine that... a meal costs $10... thats what it says on the menu. You pay the shop $10... then on payday the employer distributes wages to employees, who then buy shit with that money. Its like a really crazy system no?

Why not tip at mcdonalds... or other places. OR FUCKING EVERY SERVICE INDUSTRY. ITS JUST SO FUCKING STUPID I WANT TO THROW SHIT AT A WALL. Why the fuck would you listen to social pressure and only tip where "its expected"

not to mention you basically ruined all meaning of the word "gratuity" IM NOT FUCKING PAYING STAFF WAGES. THE WHOLE FUCKING POINT OF A TIP IS BECAUSE THEY WENT ABOVE THEIR JOB DESCRIPTION.

Not to mention I dont want some pushy bitch trying to be fake nice for money. Not everyone wants someone who is WAY to eager to please you and wont leave you alone.

BRITISH STIFF UPPER LIP


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Re: Delivery Drivers of shroomery UNITE [Re: kakashi68]
    #23751322 - 10/19/16 08:03 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

then you're a cunt and delivery drivers will make sure you're the last on their list, or help themselves to a tip. Usually it's women to, like this one fat cunt who doesn't ring anymore, I like to think that maybe the last delivery she got from us gave her a nasty bout of food poisoning, or she's blacklisted and I said I'd pass on her name, number and address to the other takeaways so they know her. Never tipped, never even said happy christmas/new years, never smiled, just screamed at me to shut the gate so her imprisoned dogs wouldn't escape. A gate that always closed itsef.

Then there was this other cunt who's voice sounded a bit like dot cotton from eastenders, like she gargles with concrete or something. Not only does she not tip but she doesn't answer the doorbell (it's a B&B) so I always ring her when I'm parked, then she has the cheek to say to me that they have a doorbell and I just have to bite my tongue because I want to say "then why don't you answer it, or do you not like visitors in your establishment?" The fucking cunt bitch, and this is what really pissed me off, hands me handfuls of change, and I was shortchanged by a penny. I know, a penny doesn't sound that much, and there's even been times when I've given the customer 10 or 20p back because I can't be arsed to count out £4.80 when I could just give them a fiver. No, what I hate about it was that she's rude, she makes my job difficult, and to add injury to insult shortchanged me. I refuse to deliver to her now. I'm the longest serving delivery driver they got, so they might complain behind my back (or to my face, but in Chinese, I'm guessing by their tone of voice) but they keep me sweet.

I deliver chinese, it's fun standing there when you can hear them having a fuck and I'm knocking ont he door. So, when the front staff take their order and say "45-60 minutes" they think, hey, this is enough time to get naked, get in bed, have a fuck, shower, get dressed, and go back downstairs to wait for the driver who'll magically know when we're done?

Usually my tip is rounded up to the nearest £10 (so, if someone paid £17.40 for a meal, gave me a £20 and I keep it). It doesn't happen as often as I like but now I tip everyone, taxi drivers, cafes I like, restaurants. I mean, it's one thing paying for the meal, but when you say keep the change, you can see that smile on their face, and I think "yeah, I know how that smile feels, I'm glad you're feeling it to"

So, you know, do tip. Because not every address is easy to find, and I do feel really good when, driving through the rain, and someone's drunk or stoned (or both) and they are so happy to see and smell the food and they count out the money and then put a couple of quid extra and say "buy yourself a drink" or some nicity that just makes the evil of the world seem less. Like, despite all the shit in the world, people still will do nice things like that. Which is why I tip.

Also, if you live in one of those old villages where for whatever reason people have names like "cobweb cottage" or "pompous fancy fucking name" instead of a number, make it easy to find the place. Don't get huffy with the driver if they ring you up, are on your street but can't see the rusty sign that's been overgrown with ivy for years but you know is defo there because you and wifey had the local blacksmith forge it for you in 1981 and everyone knows where "insert house name here" is.

The opposite of that is this guy who lives in the town I work, and on his garage, in three foot big bold black lettering on his white garage door he has his number "35". Not only does it make it super ovious where he lives, but where numbers 33 and 37 are as well. I make sure when I deliver there to chuck in a bag of prawn crackers for free. He was surprised and asked if there was any charge, I said no. I said it was a tip to him for making it easy to find. He said he works at home and gets a lot of deliveries so he wanted to make our job easier. That man is my fucking hero and I said if ever he wants a pint delivered I will. And he tips well!


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Re: Delivery Drivers of shroomery UNITE [Re: kakashi68]
    #23751377 - 10/19/16 08:38 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

I use to deliver hay. The weight of them ranges from 60-140lbs depending on the type. I pull up to this barn to drop off 60 bails and lo and behold, there were a bunch of three day old kittens living in the stall where I put the hay. Normally I would just throw the bails directly into the stall but I couldn't because of the family of kitties.

This poor lady though. She ordered the heavier hay and I'm tossing it out the back. This lady was on her phone, not paying attention and walked right into a descending bail of 70lbs hay. I thought I was going to get fired. The bail squashed her head against the stall and her face was fucked up. Thankfully she was country folk and knew when she was in the wrong. She brought me out some lemonade after.


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Re: Delivery Drivers of shroomery UNITE [Re: Visionary Tools]
    #23751393 - 10/19/16 08:48 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

I've delivered pizza
I've delivered pool/spas

the only real memorable story I have is when I was closing a swimming pool
we broke a part taking the ladder out of the pool
so I went to the door to get a signature
rang the bell and waited. just as I was about to leave
this really cute 18-19 yo girl opened the door in her bra and panties
clearly I was at a loss of words because she giggled and flirted a bit


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Re: Delivery Drivers of shroomery UNITE [Re: musiclover420]
    #23751468 - 10/19/16 09:27 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

You play bass? Bassists are in high demand, man. What do you do about all of the guitarists looking for bass players to play music with?

One night i was working the kitchen at a pizza place, real slow business, not a lot of deliveries. I was washing dishes with this 18-20yr old kid who keeps puffing on this vape pen and laughing his ass off. I get all interested and ask him what he's got in there and he says "oh nothing, just this legal herbal stuff, man I can't believe this is legal" and I ask him "oh, yeah? Herbal? Is it kratom?" and to his surprise I had guessed it.

I'd never tried kratom, let alone tried an opiate recreationally ( on purpose ), and I wasn't smoking weed then anyways, but for some reason I decided to hit his vape pen. Immediately went into a slightly dreamlike state, almost like deja vu, in an incredible flow with the dishes. Everything was on auto pilot, physically, but mentally I was zeroed in on my third eye, at which point I was feeling waves of heat passing through my forehead. Right at that moment I hear "order up, who's next?!" and of course it was my turn to drive.

I could hardly find the place, and when I finally got there we had a long conversation about why I should start eating meat so I can 'fuck like a champ' and I tried to give him advice on how to live ethically and magically. Was a good night :thumbup:


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Re: Delivery Drivers of shroomery UNITE [Re: Visionary Tools]
    #23751532 - 10/19/16 10:00 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

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then you're a cunt and delivery drivers will make sure you're the last on their list, or help themselves to a tip. Usually it's women to, like this one fat cunt who doesn't ring anymore, I like to think that maybe the last delivery she got from us gave her a nasty bout of food poisoning, or she's blacklisted and I said I'd pass on her name, number and address to the other takeaways so they know her. Never tipped, never even said happy christmas/new years, never smiled, just screamed at me to shut the gate so her imprisoned dogs wouldn't escape. A gate that always closed itsef.

Then there was this other cunt who's voice sounded a bit like dot cotton from eastenders, like she gargles with concrete or something. Not only does she not tip but she doesn't answer the doorbell (it's a B&B) so I always ring her when I'm parked, then she has the cheek to say to me that they have a doorbell and I just have to bite my tongue because I want to say "then why don't you answer it, or do you not like visitors in your establishment?" The fucking cunt bitch, and this is what really pissed me off, hands me handfuls of change, and I was shortchanged by a penny. I know, a penny doesn't sound that much, and there's even been times when I've given the customer 10 or 20p back because I can't be arsed to count out £4.80 when I could just give them a fiver. No, what I hate about it was that she's rude, she makes my job difficult, and to add injury to insult shortchanged me. I refuse to deliver to her now. I'm the longest serving delivery driver they got, so they might complain behind my back (or to my face, but in Chinese, I'm guessing by their tone of voice) but they keep me sweet.

I deliver chinese, it's fun standing there when you can hear them having a fuck and I'm knocking ont he door. So, when the front staff take their order and say "45-60 minutes" they think, hey, this is enough time to get naked, get in bed, have a fuck, shower, get dressed, and go back downstairs to wait for the driver who'll magically know when we're done?

Usually my tip is rounded up to the nearest £10 (so, if someone paid £17.40 for a meal, gave me a £20 and I keep it). It doesn't happen as often as I like but now I tip everyone, taxi drivers, cafes I like, restaurants. I mean, it's one thing paying for the meal, but when you say keep the change, you can see that smile on their face, and I think "yeah, I know how that smile feels, I'm glad you're feeling it to"

So, you know, do tip. Because not every address is easy to find, and I do feel really good when, driving through the rain, and someone's drunk or stoned (or both) and they are so happy to see and smell the food and they count out the money and then put a couple of quid extra and say "buy yourself a drink" or some nicity that just makes the evil of the world seem less. Like, despite all the shit in the world, people still will do nice things like that. Which is why I tip.

Also, if you live in one of those old villages where for whatever reason people have names like "cobweb cottage" or "pompous fancy fucking name" instead of a number, make it easy to find the place. Don't get huffy with the driver if they ring you up, are on your street but can't see the rusty sign that's been overgrown with ivy for years but you know is defo there because you and wifey had the local blacksmith forge it for you in 1981 and everyone knows where "insert house name here" is.

The opposite of that is this guy who lives in the town I work, and on his garage, in three foot big bold black lettering on his white garage door he has his number "35". Not only does it make it super ovious where he lives, but where numbers 33 and 37 are as well. I make sure when I deliver there to chuck in a bag of prawn crackers for free. He was surprised and asked if there was any charge, I said no. I said it was a tip to him for making it easy to find. He said he works at home and gets a lot of deliveries so he wanted to make our job easier. That man is my fucking hero and I said if ever he wants a pint delivered I will. And he tips well!




I deliver chinese too....

Yea Britain is better. But you still have that AWFUL "compulsory" service charge. But British people normally tip like normal people. Like as you said. Tipping because someone came in the rain is fair enough. BUT FUCKING STUPID MURICANS FEEL THE FUCKING NEED TO TIP PEOPLE WHO GIVE BAD SERVICE.

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Re: Delivery Drivers of shroomery UNITE [Re: kakashi68]
    #23751571 - 10/19/16 10:13 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

My last job I delivered Audi parts to body shops/mechanics, that was sweet because I'd be out on the road my whole shift, only returning for my hour lunch. Used to just pull over and smoke cigs at random parking lots if I was way ahead of schedule or just go get food somewhere. Loved the freedom of that job and the pay was insane. Currently I deliver pizza, don't have any crazy stories but I often get tipped in weed/bong loads/joints. I've seen multiple semis flip over on curved on/off ramps though...that shit is pretty crazy.

Its definitely true that if you are a shitty tipper you get your order later, I know most of the regulars that order and have a good memory of who tips well and who doesn't and I always take my time for the shitty/no tippers, sometimes I just sit out back and smoke a cig if its slow and take the order right before the time we quoted them for delivery. I go much quicker to the people who tip well and sometimes will bring them free stuff because of the fact that they tip well. I hate the people who tell me to "keep the change as a tip" when the order was like $29.50 and they give me $30....always have to bite my tongue.


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    #23752109 - 10/19/16 02:06 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

oh I get that when it's £19.90 and they give me a twenty. But being in England it's usually done apologetically.

Once this kid took the chinese, it was his, grandmother gave him the money and from what I understand, it's his pocket money. He gave me a £2.50 tip, saying to me "you can keep the change if you want." I was hesitant, and I said "Oh, of course I do want it, but it's your money, you sure?" "Yeah, I want you to have it."

Man, that's not the biggest tip i've ever got but that was the sweetest. Next time I see a delivery to that address I'm making sure he gets some spring rolls for free.


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    #23752296 - 10/19/16 03:13 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

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EL F00LI0 said:
Its definitely true that if you are a shitty tipper you get your order later,




when i delivered pizza I kept a note book in my car
good tippers and bad tippers got recorded in there


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    #23752532 - 10/19/16 04:47 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

I used to deliver weed, cigs, booze, and shrooms on occasion. Spice a few times too. Does that count? :confused2:


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    #23756344 - 10/20/16 10:11 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Used to deliver lost bags for the airport and blood for red cross
got stuck at bottom of steep hill in a foot of fresh snow
couldnt make it going forward,lincoln town car,
So went in reverse,about a 100 yards
fastest on the highway i went was 117,no tickets but
alot of close calls,icy roads,snow storms,best i did in a 12hour shift was around 300


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