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Re: Laughing, Not Crying (LNC) [Re: falsereality]
    #23747879 - 10/18/16 04:04 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Yeah I figure when I'm actually out in the woods I'm gonna be blowing my whistle and making a shitload of noise at all times, yelling shit like "HELLO THERE BEARS!!!!" at the top of my lungs, I figure that way every bear in the area will hear me and book it in the opposite direction

Definitely gonna get some bear spray anyway though, just in case some poor fool(s) decides to try jumping/robbing me, he's gonna get a faceful of capsaicin and then I'm gonna book it while he's incapacitated

Don't really wanna get a gun, that's a whole lot of hassle and I don't want to be responsible for ending a life that way in any case


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Re: Laughing, Not Crying (LNC) [Re: OhMrJohnson] * 1
    #23747900 - 10/18/16 04:17 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

No need for spray, the only way to protect against a seabear attack is to make an anti-seabear circle



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Re: Laughing, Not Crying (LNC) [Re: I Love Lucid]
    #23747907 - 10/18/16 04:24 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Maybe I could figure out how to make high-powered tranquilizer darts and just use a long thin tube to shoot them like what the native Polynesians used to do

Something that when it hits the bear's bloodstream instantly makes him/her fall asleep

Would probably have to be a pretty strong tranquilizer tho to be able to knock out a bear

But if they can do it to elephants I'm sure it would be possible to do it to bears.. I don't wanna hurt the bears, I actually like bears


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Re: Laughing, Not Crying (LNC) [Re: OhMrJohnson] * 1
    #23748421 - 10/18/16 09:50 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

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OhMrJohnson said:
Maybe I could figure out how to make high-powered tranquilizer darts and just use a long thin tube to shoot them like what the native Polynesians used to do

Something that when it hits the bear's bloodstream instantly makes him/her fall asleep

Would probably have to be a pretty strong tranquilizer tho to be able to knock out a bear

But if they can do it to elephants I'm sure it would be possible to do it to bears.. I don't wanna hurt the bears, I actually like bears




Put some concentrated ketamine solution in that dart, take that bear to space


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Re: Laughing, Not Crying (LNC) [Re: I Love Lucid] * 1
    #23748437 - 10/18/16 09:57 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

:thatsayes:


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Re: Laughing, Not Crying (LNC) [Re: I Love Lucid]
    #23748444 - 10/18/16 10:01 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Yo if you see a bear say "woah bear"

Whistles can scare away animals and signal for help. Id suggest against using bear mace unless its a last resort brcause you can get youraelf with bear spray and be totally unable to defend yourself.

Also if you need an animal companion go for a donkey. A horse will run a fonkey will run a bear up a tree or even stomp and bite it brutally.

My dad's old boss in the yukon ad 2 donkies for bears.

There is a video on youtube of a donkey fucking up 2 lions really bad. No joke.


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Re: Laughing, Not Crying (LNC) [Re: BANANA.MAN] * 1
    #23748448 - 10/18/16 10:05 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

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bear mace






Now THAT'S a bear mace


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Re: Laughing, Not Crying (LNC) [Re: BANANA.MAN]
    #23748463 - 10/18/16 10:14 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

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BANANA.MAN said:
Yo if you see a bear say "woah bear"

Whistles can scare away animals and signal for help. Id suggest against using bear mace unless its a last resort brcause you can get youraelf with bear spray and be totally unable to defend yourself.

Also if you need an animal companion go for a donkey. A horse will run a fonkey will run a bear up a tree or even stomp and bite it brutally.

My dad's old boss in the yukon ad 2 donkies for bears.

There is a video on youtube of a donkey fucking up 2 lions really bad. No joke.




Hmmmm that's a good idea actually, didn't even think of that

I thought donkeys eat a fuckton of food though, dunno how I'd be able to keep one fed and happy out in the bush unless he'll just eat plants or something


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