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Guy gets penis stuck in a bottle... * 1
    #23746430 - 10/17/16 05:07 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Man the things people do to get off these days.. :foreheadslap:


http://nypost.com/2016/10/17/man-has-penis-removed-after-getting-it-stuck-in-a-bottle/

"was rushed to a hospital after his penis turned black and started to decay,"

Reminds me of zombis toes lol


Thoughts??


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Re: Guy gets penis stuck in a bottle... [Re: Cowb0yNeal00] * 4
    #23746432 - 10/17/16 05:10 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Penis in a bottle, baby.


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Re: Guy gets penis stuck in a bottle... [Re: Cowb0yNeal00]
    #23746439 - 10/17/16 05:11 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

I kept a cock ring on too long once, fuck man that was absolutely terrifying. Fucking meth. 

I was at stage blue when I actually remembered how dangerous they were.  If I had forgotten another 15 minutes I may have had some real issues that things were bulged out and blue by the time I had realized.


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Re: Guy gets penis stuck in a bottle... [Re: shadyy] * 1
    #23746448 - 10/17/16 05:14 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

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i hate liz said:
Penis in a bottle, baby.




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Re: Guy gets penis stuck in a bottle... [Re: shadyy]
    #23746451 - 10/17/16 05:15 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

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i hate liz said:
Penis in a bottle, baby.



When i read that, i heard it in my head like that one song "message in a bottle.."


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Re: Guy gets penis stuck in a bottle... [Re: Mush 4 Brains] * 1
    #23746452 - 10/17/16 05:16 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

No :shit:


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Re: Guy gets penis stuck in a bottle... [Re: shadyy] * 1
    #23746460 - 10/17/16 05:17 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

This idiot walked around with a bottle on his dick for 4 days...first of all, I don't understand how a bottle can be better than your own hand. Second, it couldn't have been that hard to find a way to get it off if he was actually able to get it in. What a moron, no wonder he doesn't have a wife or girlfriend.


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Re: Guy gets penis stuck in a bottle... [Re: vandago]
    #23746463 - 10/17/16 05:17 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Actually i specifically was thinking of Sting


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Re: Guy gets penis stuck in a bottle... [Re: shadyy]
    #23746468 - 10/17/16 05:18 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

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i hate liz said:
Penis in a bottle, baby.




Ya blew it, you could've gone with "got my weenie in a bottle, baby"


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Re: Guy gets penis stuck in a bottle... [Re: Cowb0yNeal00]
    #23746471 - 10/17/16 05:19 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

He'll just start fingering his asshole.


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Re: Guy gets penis stuck in a bottle... [Re: Mush 4 Brains] * 1
    #23746474 - 10/17/16 05:19 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

I guess I was just thinking about tits and christina aguilar as well when I heard about a severed cock.


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Re: Guy gets penis stuck in a bottle... *DELETED* [Re: Eminence]
    #23746477 - 10/17/16 05:20 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

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Re: Guy gets penis stuck in a bottle... [Re: Sanguin3]
    #23746479 - 10/17/16 05:21 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

He fucks bottles, he's not very bright to begin with.


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Re: Guy gets penis stuck in a bottle... [Re: Sanguin3]
    #23746480 - 10/17/16 05:21 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

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Sanguin3 said:
Wtf kind of bottle was it? If it's glass you can break it off and plastic you can cut it. Both dangerous but better than leaving my dick in a bottle.



He already had dick rot by the time he got to a professional bottle remover.


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Re: Guy gets penis stuck in a bottle... [Re: PatrickKn]
    #23746500 - 10/17/16 05:29 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

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Sanguin3 said:
Wtf kind of bottle was it? If it's glass you can break it off and plastic you can cut it. Both dangerous but better than leaving my dick in a bottle.



He already had dick rot by the time he got to a professional bottle remover.



:lol:


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Re: Guy gets penis stuck in a bottle... [Re: vandago]
    #23746520 - 10/17/16 05:37 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

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I guess I was just thinking about tits and christina aguilar as well when I heard about a severed cock.



Funny thing is my dumbass completely forgot that was a Christina agulara song


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Re: Guy gets penis stuck in a bottle... [Re: Mush 4 Brains]
    #23746566 - 10/17/16 05:54 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

This story has an urban legend ring to it, you know, like the queer electrician who had to go to the emergency room because he got a light-bulb stuck up his ass. :smirk:


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Re: Guy gets penis stuck in a bottle... [Re: starfire_xes] * 2
    #23746581 - 10/17/16 05:59 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)




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Re: Guy gets penis stuck in a bottle... [Re: vandago]
    #23746687 - 10/17/16 06:22 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Soulidarity got his dick stuck in a bottle and posted about it in real time. I recall him requiring help from his sister.


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Re: Guy gets penis stuck in a bottle... [Re: koods]
    #23746701 - 10/17/16 06:25 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)



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Re: Guy gets penis stuck in a bottle... [Re: koods]
    #23746708 - 10/17/16 06:26 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

why


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Re: Guy gets penis stuck in a bottle... [Re: shadyy] * 3
    #23746710 - 10/17/16 06:27 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Idk it's nuts. He really got screwed.


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Re: Guy gets penis stuck in a bottle... [Re: shadyy]
    #23747946 - 10/18/16 05:14 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

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i hate liz said:
Penis in a bottle, baby.




Better rub me the right way, honey


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Re: Guy gets penis stuck in a bottle... [Re: Dark_Star] * 1
    #23747956 - 10/18/16 05:28 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Lick my fucking loins, boy


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Re: Guy gets penis stuck in a bottle... [Re: OhMrJohnson]
    #23748102 - 10/18/16 07:33 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Couple of years ago a man and a woman got hospitalised because they got stuck while having anal sex in the supermarket bath they work in

Turned out the man's wife was working there at the same time too and started screaming to them while they were being transported out :rofl:

Bat shit coincidence:shrug:


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Re: Guy gets penis stuck in a bottle... [Re: Brown Buffalo]
    #23748125 - 10/18/16 07:44 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

You don't have to lie to kick it.


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Re: Guy gets penis stuck in a bottle... [Re: Sanguin3]
    #23748148 - 10/18/16 07:58 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

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Wtf kind of bottle was it? If it's glass you can break it off and plastic you can cut it. Both dangerous but better than leaving my dick in a bottle.

The article also says 4 days and then says 4 hours. I'm calling bs.




It's the New York Post, they're got just about the same journalistic integrity as any other paparazzi magazine like Star or People. Basically every one of their articles is based on rumor or hearsay or urban legend.


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Re: Guy gets penis stuck in a bottle... [Re: Mush 4 Brains]
    #23748313 - 10/18/16 09:09 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

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Mush 4 Brains said:
Quote:

i hate liz said:
Penis in a bottle, baby.



When i read that, i heard it in my head like that one song "message in a bottle.."





I heard genie in a bottle, you know, gotta rub me the right way.:imslow:

I want to know what type of bottle, because how would you get your hard penis in an small bottle opening unless your dick was super small.

When I was younger, and as most clueless young men do searched penis size online because I wanted to make sure I measured up, I didn't have a dad so was unsure if that was like a thing young guys did with dads, like talk about their schlongs and shit, I have no idea like I said I didn't have a dad.

So I found this test, which was get your dick hard, and see if you can stick it in an old cardboard tube (tissue/paper towel), I couldn't get it in there when hard, so took this as a good sign it was girthy.:lol:

Oh the things people do when young, dumb, and full of cum, puberty FTW.


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Re: Guy gets penis stuck in a bottle... [Re: Lucis] * 1
    #23748328 - 10/18/16 09:14 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Like your uncle and the couch?


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Re: Guy gets penis stuck in a bottle... [Re: vandago]
    #23748333 - 10/18/16 09:16 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Who?


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Re: Guy gets penis stuck in a bottle... [Re: Lucis]
    #23748713 - 10/18/16 11:48 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

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Oh the things people do when young, dumb, and full of cum, puberty FTW.





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Re: Guy gets penis stuck in a bottle... [Re: vandago]
    #23750056 - 10/18/16 07:49 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

This is the kind of problem black people dont have lol


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Re: Guy gets penis stuck in a bottle... [Re: Mush 4 Brains] * 1
    #23750086 - 10/18/16 07:56 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

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This is the kind of problem black people dont have lol




You serious? Look a few posts above you, Koods posted a picture of a black dude that somehow managed to fit his dick through a nut :lol:


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