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shadyy
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Re: Guy gets penis stuck in a bottle... [Re: koods]
#23746708 - 10/17/16 06:26 PM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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why
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koods
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Re: Guy gets penis stuck in a bottle... [Re: shadyy] 3
#23746710 - 10/17/16 06:27 PM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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Idk it's nuts. He really got screwed.
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Dark_Star
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Re: Guy gets penis stuck in a bottle... [Re: shadyy]
#23747946 - 10/18/16 05:14 AM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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i hate liz said: Penis in a bottle, baby.
Better rub me the right way, honey
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Re: Guy gets penis stuck in a bottle... [Re: Dark_Star] 1
#23747956 - 10/18/16 05:28 AM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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Lick my fucking loins, boy
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Brown Buffalo
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Re: Guy gets penis stuck in a bottle... [Re: OhMrJohnson]
#23748102 - 10/18/16 07:33 AM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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Couple of years ago a man and a woman got hospitalised because they got stuck while having anal sex in the supermarket bath they work in
Turned out the man's wife was working there at the same time too and started screaming to them while they were being transported out 
Bat shit coincidence
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vandago



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Re: Guy gets penis stuck in a bottle... [Re: Brown Buffalo]
#23748125 - 10/18/16 07:44 AM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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You don't have to lie to kick it.
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Re: Guy gets penis stuck in a bottle... [Re: Sanguin3]
#23748148 - 10/18/16 07:58 AM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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Sanguin3 said: Wtf kind of bottle was it? If it's glass you can break it off and plastic you can cut it. Both dangerous but better than leaving my dick in a bottle.
The article also says 4 days and then says 4 hours. I'm calling bs.
It's the New York Post, they're got just about the same journalistic integrity as any other paparazzi magazine like Star or People. Basically every one of their articles is based on rumor or hearsay or urban legend.
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Lucis
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Re: Guy gets penis stuck in a bottle... [Re: Mush 4 Brains]
#23748313 - 10/18/16 09:09 AM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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Mush 4 Brains said:
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i hate liz said: Penis in a bottle, baby.
When i read that, i heard it in my head like that one song "message in a bottle.."
I heard genie in a bottle, you know, gotta rub me the right way.
I want to know what type of bottle, because how would you get your hard penis in an small bottle opening unless your dick was super small.
When I was younger, and as most clueless young men do searched penis size online because I wanted to make sure I measured up, I didn't have a dad so was unsure if that was like a thing young guys did with dads, like talk about their schlongs and shit, I have no idea like I said I didn't have a dad.
So I found this test, which was get your dick hard, and see if you can stick it in an old cardboard tube (tissue/paper towel), I couldn't get it in there when hard, so took this as a good sign it was girthy.
Oh the things people do when young, dumb, and full of cum, puberty FTW.
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Re: Guy gets penis stuck in a bottle... [Re: Lucis] 1
#23748328 - 10/18/16 09:14 AM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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Like your uncle and the couch?
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Lucis
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Re: Guy gets penis stuck in a bottle... [Re: vandago]
#23748333 - 10/18/16 09:16 AM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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Who?
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Re: Guy gets penis stuck in a bottle... [Re: Lucis]
#23748713 - 10/18/16 11:48 AM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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Oh the things people do when young, dumb, and full of cum, puberty FTW.
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Mush 4 Brains
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Re: Guy gets penis stuck in a bottle... [Re: vandago]
#23750056 - 10/18/16 07:49 PM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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This is the kind of problem black people dont have lol
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Eminence



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Re: Guy gets penis stuck in a bottle... [Re: Mush 4 Brains] 1
#23750086 - 10/18/16 07:56 PM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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Mush 4 Brains said: This is the kind of problem black people dont have lol
You serious? Look a few posts above you, Koods posted a picture of a black dude that somehow managed to fit his dick through a nut
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