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Guy gets penis stuck in a bottle... * 1
    #23746430 - 10/17/16 05:07 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Man the things people do to get off these days.. :foreheadslap:


http://nypost.com/2016/10/17/man-has-penis-removed-after-getting-it-stuck-in-a-bottle/

"was rushed to a hospital after his penis turned black and started to decay,"

Reminds me of zombis toes lol


Thoughts??


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Re: Guy gets penis stuck in a bottle... [Re: Cowb0yNeal00] * 4
    #23746432 - 10/17/16 05:10 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Penis in a bottle, baby.


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Re: Guy gets penis stuck in a bottle... [Re: Cowb0yNeal00]
    #23746439 - 10/17/16 05:11 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

I kept a cock ring on too long once, fuck man that was absolutely terrifying. Fucking meth. 

I was at stage blue when I actually remembered how dangerous they were.  If I had forgotten another 15 minutes I may have had some real issues that things were bulged out and blue by the time I had realized.


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Re: Guy gets penis stuck in a bottle... [Re: shadyy] * 1
    #23746448 - 10/17/16 05:14 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

i hate liz said:
Penis in a bottle, baby.




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Re: Guy gets penis stuck in a bottle... [Re: shadyy]
    #23746451 - 10/17/16 05:15 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

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i hate liz said:
Penis in a bottle, baby.



When i read that, i heard it in my head like that one song "message in a bottle.."


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Re: Guy gets penis stuck in a bottle... [Re: Mush 4 Brains] * 1
    #23746452 - 10/17/16 05:16 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

No :shit:


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Re: Guy gets penis stuck in a bottle... [Re: shadyy] * 1
    #23746460 - 10/17/16 05:17 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

This idiot walked around with a bottle on his dick for 4 days...first of all, I don't understand how a bottle can be better than your own hand. Second, it couldn't have been that hard to find a way to get it off if he was actually able to get it in. What a moron, no wonder he doesn't have a wife or girlfriend.


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Re: Guy gets penis stuck in a bottle... [Re: vandago]
    #23746463 - 10/17/16 05:17 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Actually i specifically was thinking of Sting


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Re: Guy gets penis stuck in a bottle... [Re: shadyy]
    #23746468 - 10/17/16 05:18 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

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i hate liz said:
Penis in a bottle, baby.




Ya blew it, you could've gone with "got my weenie in a bottle, baby"


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Re: Guy gets penis stuck in a bottle... [Re: Cowb0yNeal00]
    #23746471 - 10/17/16 05:19 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

He'll just start fingering his asshole.


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Re: Guy gets penis stuck in a bottle... [Re: Mush 4 Brains] * 1
    #23746474 - 10/17/16 05:19 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

I guess I was just thinking about tits and christina aguilar as well when I heard about a severed cock.


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Re: Guy gets penis stuck in a bottle... *DELETED* [Re: Eminence]
    #23746477 - 10/17/16 05:20 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

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Edited by Sanguin3 (10/17/16 05:26 PM)


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Re: Guy gets penis stuck in a bottle... [Re: Sanguin3]
    #23746479 - 10/17/16 05:21 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

He fucks bottles, he's not very bright to begin with.


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Re: Guy gets penis stuck in a bottle... [Re: Sanguin3]
    #23746480 - 10/17/16 05:21 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

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Sanguin3 said:
Wtf kind of bottle was it? If it's glass you can break it off and plastic you can cut it. Both dangerous but better than leaving my dick in a bottle.



He already had dick rot by the time he got to a professional bottle remover.


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Re: Guy gets penis stuck in a bottle... [Re: PatrickKn]
    #23746500 - 10/17/16 05:29 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

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PatrickKn said:
Quote:

Sanguin3 said:
Wtf kind of bottle was it? If it's glass you can break it off and plastic you can cut it. Both dangerous but better than leaving my dick in a bottle.



He already had dick rot by the time he got to a professional bottle remover.



:lol:


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Re: Guy gets penis stuck in a bottle... [Re: vandago]
    #23746520 - 10/17/16 05:37 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

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I guess I was just thinking about tits and christina aguilar as well when I heard about a severed cock.



Funny thing is my dumbass completely forgot that was a Christina agulara song


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Re: Guy gets penis stuck in a bottle... [Re: Mush 4 Brains]
    #23746566 - 10/17/16 05:54 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

This story has an urban legend ring to it, you know, like the queer electrician who had to go to the emergency room because he got a light-bulb stuck up his ass. :smirk:


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Re: Guy gets penis stuck in a bottle... [Re: starfire_xes] * 2
    #23746581 - 10/17/16 05:59 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)




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Re: Guy gets penis stuck in a bottle... [Re: vandago]
    #23746687 - 10/17/16 06:22 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Soulidarity got his dick stuck in a bottle and posted about it in real time. I recall him requiring help from his sister.


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Re: Guy gets penis stuck in a bottle... [Re: koods]
    #23746701 - 10/17/16 06:25 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)



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