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Cowb0yNeal00


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Guy gets penis stuck in a bottle... 1
#23746430 - 10/17/16 05:07 PM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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Man the things people do to get off these days..
http://nypost.com/2016/10/17/man-has-penis-removed-after-getting-it-stuck-in-a-bottle/
"was rushed to a hospital after his penis turned black and started to decay,"
Reminds me of zombis toes lol
Thoughts??
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shadyy
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Re: Guy gets penis stuck in a bottle... [Re: Cowb0yNeal00] 4
#23746432 - 10/17/16 05:10 PM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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Penis in a bottle, baby.
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Re: Guy gets penis stuck in a bottle... [Re: Cowb0yNeal00]
#23746439 - 10/17/16 05:11 PM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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I kept a cock ring on too long once, fuck man that was absolutely terrifying. Fucking meth.
I was at stage blue when I actually remembered how dangerous they were. If I had forgotten another 15 minutes I may have had some real issues that things were bulged out and blue by the time I had realized.
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Sheekle
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Re: Guy gets penis stuck in a bottle... [Re: shadyy] 1
#23746448 - 10/17/16 05:14 PM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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Mush 4 Brains
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Re: Guy gets penis stuck in a bottle... [Re: shadyy]
#23746451 - 10/17/16 05:15 PM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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Quote:
i hate liz said: Penis in a bottle, baby.
When i read that, i heard it in my head like that one song "message in a bottle.."
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vandago



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Re: Guy gets penis stuck in a bottle... [Re: Mush 4 Brains] 1
#23746452 - 10/17/16 05:16 PM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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No :shit:
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Eminence



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Re: Guy gets penis stuck in a bottle... [Re: shadyy] 1
#23746460 - 10/17/16 05:17 PM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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This idiot walked around with a bottle on his dick for 4 days...first of all, I don't understand how a bottle can be better than your own hand. Second, it couldn't have been that hard to find a way to get it off if he was actually able to get it in. What a moron, no wonder he doesn't have a wife or girlfriend.
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Mush 4 Brains
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Re: Guy gets penis stuck in a bottle... [Re: vandago]
#23746463 - 10/17/16 05:17 PM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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Actually i specifically was thinking of Sting
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Eminence



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Re: Guy gets penis stuck in a bottle... [Re: shadyy]
#23746468 - 10/17/16 05:18 PM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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i hate liz said: Penis in a bottle, baby.
Ya blew it, you could've gone with "got my weenie in a bottle, baby"
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Re: Guy gets penis stuck in a bottle... [Re: Cowb0yNeal00]
#23746471 - 10/17/16 05:19 PM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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He'll just start fingering his asshole.
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Re: Guy gets penis stuck in a bottle... [Re: Mush 4 Brains] 1
#23746474 - 10/17/16 05:19 PM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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I guess I was just thinking about tits and christina aguilar as well when I heard about a severed cock.
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Sanguin3
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Re: Guy gets penis stuck in a bottle... *DELETED* [Re: Eminence]
#23746477 - 10/17/16 05:20 PM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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Edited by Sanguin3 (10/17/16 05:26 PM)
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Eminence



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Re: Guy gets penis stuck in a bottle... [Re: Sanguin3]
#23746479 - 10/17/16 05:21 PM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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He fucks bottles, he's not very bright to begin with.
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Re: Guy gets penis stuck in a bottle... [Re: Sanguin3]
#23746480 - 10/17/16 05:21 PM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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Sanguin3 said: Wtf kind of bottle was it? If it's glass you can break it off and plastic you can cut it. Both dangerous but better than leaving my dick in a bottle.
He already had dick rot by the time he got to a professional bottle remover.
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Cowb0yNeal00


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Re: Guy gets penis stuck in a bottle... [Re: PatrickKn]
#23746500 - 10/17/16 05:29 PM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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Quote:
PatrickKn said:
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Sanguin3 said: Wtf kind of bottle was it? If it's glass you can break it off and plastic you can cut it. Both dangerous but better than leaving my dick in a bottle.
He already had dick rot by the time he got to a professional bottle remover.
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Mush 4 Brains
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Re: Guy gets penis stuck in a bottle... [Re: vandago]
#23746520 - 10/17/16 05:37 PM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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vandago said: I guess I was just thinking about tits and christina aguilar as well when I heard about a severed cock.
Funny thing is my dumbass completely forgot that was a Christina agulara song
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Re: Guy gets penis stuck in a bottle... [Re: Mush 4 Brains]
#23746566 - 10/17/16 05:54 PM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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This story has an urban legend ring to it, you know, like the queer electrician who had to go to the emergency room because he got a light-bulb stuck up his ass.
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Re: Guy gets penis stuck in a bottle... [Re: starfire_xes] 2
#23746581 - 10/17/16 05:59 PM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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Re: Guy gets penis stuck in a bottle... [Re: vandago]
#23746687 - 10/17/16 06:22 PM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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Soulidarity got his dick stuck in a bottle and posted about it in real time. I recall him requiring help from his sister.
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Re: Guy gets penis stuck in a bottle... [Re: koods]
#23746701 - 10/17/16 06:25 PM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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