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Invisibletrees
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Hyperawareness of human filth * 5
    #23740044 - 10/15/16 02:15 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Humans are the stinkiest, most slimy, filthy creatures to walk the planet. Our grossness is more complex than any other species imo.

With regard to our ability to perceive things as disgusting and gag worthy, we are disgusting, clammy creatures. The most beautiful people on earth are also disgusting and clammy.

We stink because we excrete polluted volatile fluids and oils from our bodies.

We make noise and communicate with slimy flesh tissues, coated with mucous membranes.

We shed hairs and skin where ever we go.

We use synthesized and patented aromatic chemicals to cover up bodily odors on our skin, hair and clothing.

Hair is disgusting. It's stinky and oily and hella gross.
Thus females tend to be more gross than males by population percentage imo.

The most asthetically gross race on earth are Caucasians. Caucasians are pasty strange white alien creatures, and are more susceptible to chronic diseases.

Blacks are the least gross creatures on earth as they seem to have less hair and oily volatile excretions from their bodies.
Do you understand?
You may choose only one


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Invisiblefalsereality


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Re: Hyperawareness of human filth [Re: trees]
    #23740049 - 10/15/16 02:17 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

:loldongs:


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Re: Hyperawareness of human filth [Re: trees] * 4
    #23740055 - 10/15/16 02:22 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Humans are gross but I voted disagree because your facts are inaccurate


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Re: Hyperawareness of human filth [Re: Connoisseur]
    #23740087 - 10/15/16 02:34 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

:havesomescience:

Humans are beautiful things. Body excretions, etc all have a biological reason and how we survive. Most people are germ-phobic and afraid of what makes us human. They lack that primal urge and they don't realise they are a very primitive, physical being but still an advanced, evolved being.  :chump:


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Re: Hyperawareness of human filth [Re: trees] * 1
    #23740091 - 10/15/16 02:36 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Romans used to cover themselves in olive oil, then squeegee it off with these things similar to dull straight razor to bathe themselves.  Can you imagine how utterly disgusting that collected mass of used bathing oil was after so many people went through to bathe themselves?
Well actually, it's delicious and the Italians used to dip their bread sticks in it


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Re: Hyperawareness of human filth [Re: trees] * 2
    #23740098 - 10/15/16 02:39 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Have u ever been locked up with blacks?

Your statement about them and their secretions makes me know you're full of shit

I shudder at the thought...yuck


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Re: Hyperawareness of human filth [Re: trees] * 1
    #23740128 - 10/15/16 02:50 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

We're imperfect creatures


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Re: Hyperawareness of human filth [Re: stzacrack]
    #23740146 - 10/15/16 02:57 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Have you ever been locked up with a white chick with long hair who hasn't showered in weeks and keeps applying perfume to herself thinkin that its masking her stank?????

I shudder at the thought.


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Re: Hyperawareness of human filth [Re: trees]
    #23740149 - 10/15/16 02:59 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

I don't mind as long as I'm not showering either.  The dirty sex would be ecstasy.


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InvisibleMush 4 Brains
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Re: Hyperawareness of human filth [Re: stzacrack]
    #23740164 - 10/15/16 03:03 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

stzacrack said:
Have u ever been locked up with blacks?

Your statement about them and their secretions makes me know you're full of shit

I shudder at the thought...yuck



I got a buddy who has worked at ups for many years. He'd always complain about the blacks stinking, stinking up the bathrooms, especially durring summer. The thing is on a hundred plus degree humid day, instead of drinking/bringing in large bottles of water like many others, they brought in 2 liters of coke or purple drink. Which of course makes dehydration worse and makes body secretions stink much worse.


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Re: Hyperawareness of human filth [Re: Mush 4 Brains]
    #23740166 - 10/15/16 03:04 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Add purple drink to the mix and we got a problem.

I take back my opinion on blacks. But my overall point still stands.


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Re: Hyperawareness of human filth [Re: trees] * 2
    #23740268 - 10/15/16 03:42 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

the black people I've met have that musty smell  i don't know what you're talking about at all

and white peoples vaginas smell like a babys breathe from 6 feet away


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Re: Hyperawareness of human filth [Re: Konyap]
    #23740286 - 10/15/16 03:49 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

i think the humans that bash humanity for their disgusting traits is equally disgusting, or worse


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Re: Hyperawareness of human filth [Re: Just sharks] * 1
    #23740299 - 10/15/16 03:55 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Being aware of one's own shortcomings is surely not disgusting.


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Re: Hyperawareness of human filth [Re: Just sharks]
    #23740328 - 10/15/16 04:05 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Just sharks said:
i think the humans that bash humanity for their disgusting traits is equally disgusting, or worse




I think you're disgusting for trying to be a SJW


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Re: Hyperawareness of human filth [Re: trees] * 1
    #23740338 - 10/15/16 04:07 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Jews are one of the most stink, poorly groomed subsets of white people. Having watched many vice videos about them and their proclivities, Ive started to assume its part of their culture to be poorly shaved and inbred.


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Re: Hyperawareness of human filth [Re: trees]
    #23740349 - 10/15/16 04:12 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

trees said:
Quote:

Just sharks said:
i think the humans that bash humanity for their disgusting traits is equally disgusting, or worse




I think you're disgusting for trying to be a SJW




nah, i don't fight for society


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Re: Hyperawareness of human filth [Re: Just sharks] * 3
    #23740666 - 10/15/16 07:09 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Fun fact: Most of the water you absorb is through the large intestine, you're sucking turd juice to live, all day, every day.


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Re: Hyperawareness of human filth [Re: Visionary Tools]
    #23741791 - 10/16/16 09:05 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

The majority of this thread comes off like a bunch of high school girls learning about physiology for the first time. 


We are not robots,  many natural aromas we in modern society find off putting due to our own often detrimental extreme "cleaning" tendencies that often strip the body of protective oils.


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Re: Hyperawareness of human filth [Re: ReposadoXochipilli]
    #23741828 - 10/16/16 09:16 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

The sloth has been likened to a mobile compost heap. His fur is the environment for all sorts of fungi and algea, wich are grazed on by insects who in turn are eaten by spiders, all which live on the sloth.
Really stinking animals.

Now, foxes are real dirty motherfuckers. Ever came across a fox den? If you thought it smelled like they shit all over the place, it is because they do.

As for racial divisism, I've been told white people (all of us) smell like sour milk.
Seems legit.


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