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OfflineRhizohunter
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This is a holy day (my book is in here now) * 1
    #23739230 - 10/15/16 06:07 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Everything came together for this messiah, I see what I have to do and will love doing it. I am going to blow this spot up so large it will be beyond recognition because I got my queen, which is rose, kinda love another which is rem, but she is asleep and needs time, gonna lawyer up and finally do what I need to do to help all these people around me.

It's fucked, I gotta say, but this is me, dave soderberg, messiah, who has risen. Today is my friend roses birthday, low and behold I found my queen on the 28th birthday and I see that as 10. This is where she has completed her full circle. Me, well, I have a little ways to go, but it will be achieved.

Here is my book, took a while to get it on here, I tried to do it a certain way, but those Christians man, they just cannot accept the language I speak. It is what it is, but lets make it how it will be.

https://www.scribd.com/document/329936336/The-Root-of-David






Oh boy oh boy, shroomery should probably watch this


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Re: This is a holy day [Re: Rhizohunter]
    #23739250 - 10/15/16 06:26 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Congrats. I live in the desert.


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Re: This is a holy day [Re: yeah] * 1
    #23739271 - 10/15/16 06:43 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

to think you may have once been half a dorito


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Re: This is a holy day [Re: Rhizohunter] * 2
    #23739289 - 10/15/16 06:54 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Lawyer up messiah


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InvisibleBill_Oreilly
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Re: This is a holy day [Re: Rhizohunter]
    #23739301 - 10/15/16 07:03 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Rhizohunter said:
Everything came together for this messiah, I see what I have to do and will love doing it. I am going to blow this spot up so large it will be beyond recognition because I got my queen, which is rose, kinda love another which is rem, but she is asleep and needs time, gonna lawyer up and finally do what I need to do to help all these people around me.

It's fucked, I gotta say, but this is me, dave soderberg, messiah, who has risen. Today is my friend roses birthday, low and behold I found my queen on the 28th birthday and I see that as 10. This is where she has completed her full circle. Me, well, I have a little ways to go, but it will be achieved.





Are you the one that had that obsession with mila kunis?


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Something there is mysteriously formed,
Existing before Heaven and Earth,
Silent, still, standing alone, unchanging,
All-pervading, unfailing,
I do not know its name; I call it tao.
If forced to give it a name, I call it
Great (ta). Being great, it flows out;
Flowing out means far-reaching;
Being far-reaching, it is said to return.


It's just a shot away..


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I'll take this over another political thread [Re: Rhizohunter]
    #23739309 - 10/15/16 07:11 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

:thatsinteresting:

Well...


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InvisiblePatrickKn
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Re: This is a holy day [Re: Konyap] * 2
    #23739339 - 10/15/16 07:24 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Konyap said:
to think you may have once been half a dorito



And to think, he was a whole Dorito before that.


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Invisiblemoonrockmushy
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Re: This is a holy day [Re: Moonshoe]
    #23739352 - 10/15/16 07:33 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

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Moonshoe said:
Lawyer up messiah




It would be foolish not to in this day and age.


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Re: This is a holy day [Re: moonrockmushy]
    #23739382 - 10/15/16 07:53 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Here is my book, on this website. You want me to fuck with christians, well, you really don't understand how serious I am RIGHT NOW!!!

http://www.christianforums.com/threads/hi-i-am-a-prophecy-i-got-the-story-i-got-the-people-and-i-am-christ.7971136/


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Re: This is a holy day [Re: Rhizohunter]
    #23739387 - 10/15/16 07:55 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

You all are going to love me so much when I am done, lol


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Re: This is a holy day [Re: Rhizohunter]
    #23739399 - 10/15/16 08:03 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

What the fuck is happening here


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Invisiblemoonrockmushy
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Re: This is a holy day [Re: Rhizohunter]
    #23739418 - 10/15/16 08:18 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

In addition to a lawyer you probably will want to hire someone to fix your spelling and grammar, Jesus.


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Re: This is a holy day [Re: JvF]
    #23739422 - 10/15/16 08:21 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Well, if you want me to dumb it down for you it is this. I am the reincarnation of Jesus Christ, the true one, and it is very complex to me, but I will make it simple to you.

I wrote a book, I am giving you the book for free, if you would please understand that this isn't a joke that would be great.

You all said why are you here, well, it's because I found god here, not at a christian forum, and that is the bright picture of it. I can't stop today, this is a big bomb I am dropping on the world.


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InvisibleMoonshoe
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Re: This is a holy day [Re: Rhizohunter]
    #23739432 - 10/15/16 08:25 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Feeling as though you are somehow Jesus is an extremely common theme in psychosis and schizophrenia.

I am prone to it myself although for me I never thought I was the one true reincarnation of Jesus but rather that I was spiritually reenacting the key elements of the Jesus story.

Try to enjoy the experience and learn from it without taking it literally.

As the new incarnation of christ can you start by giving us a shroomery exclusive sermon on the Mount?

Teachings and lessons for the modern Christian?

How can we be saved?


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Invisiblemoonrockmushy
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Re: This is a holy day [Re: Rhizohunter] * 1
    #23739433 - 10/15/16 08:26 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

I'm the anti-Christ bro.  Fite me IRL.


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Re: This is a holy day [Re: moonrockmushy]
    #23739442 - 10/15/16 08:32 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

I'm gonna read this whole 108 page book, better be worth it, Jesus.


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Connoisseur said:
oh ive cried on drugs

sunshine said:
Tragic.  I told the cop not to do it but he didn't listen.


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Re: This is a holy day [Re: Rhizohunter] * 1
    #23739470 - 10/15/16 08:50 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Rhizohunter said:
Well, if you want me to dumb it down for you it is this. I am the reincarnation of Jesus Christ, the true one, and it is very complex to me, but I will make it simple to you.

I wrote a book, I am giving you the book for free, if you would please understand that this isn't a joke that would be great.

You all said why are you here, well, it's because I found god here, not at a christian forum, and that is the bright picture of it. I can't stop today, this is a big bomb I am dropping on the world.




Joseph smith already did this


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Re: This is a holy day [Re: koods]
    #23739483 - 10/15/16 08:59 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

koods said:
Quote:

Rhizohunter said:
Well, if you want me to dumb it down for you it is this. I am the reincarnation of Jesus Christ, the true one, and it is very complex to me, but I will make it simple to you.

I wrote a book, I am giving you the book for free, if you would please understand that this isn't a joke that would be great.

You all said why are you here, well, it's because I found god here, not at a christian forum, and that is the bright picture of it. I can't stop today, this is a big bomb I am dropping on the world.




Joseph smith already did this





Koods, I respect you, but this is a bit bigger than anyone else who has ever done anything. The music said for me to call you retarded but I don't want to because I don't like names. A depiction of christ in this generation is what you will find.


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Re: This is a holy day [Re: Rhizohunter]
    #23739488 - 10/15/16 09:01 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

You know what is even better than what I did, being sensored by a christian forum for a book you wrote which is the truth.


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Re: This is a holy day [Re: Rhizohunter]
    #23739499 - 10/15/16 09:03 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Sensor is a device used to detect a change in the environment.  You mean censored.


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