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OfflineYaMoonSun
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That awkward feeling when you pick up the 22 and try to blow your brain out
    #23739013 - 10/15/16 01:16 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

...but it's just a co2 bb pistol
:justkillmenow:

What are you fuckers up to?


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OfflineSkagitHunter
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Re: That awkward feeling when you pick up the 22 and try to blow your brain out [Re: YaMoonSun]
    #23739024 - 10/15/16 01:25 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

My buddies aunt tried to kill herself with a .22. She's paralyzed now. And let me tell you, she is one angry bitch! She just sits there and groans angrily. Talk about making matters worse!


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OfflineYaMoonSun
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Re: That awkward feeling when you pick up the 22 and try to blow your brain out [Re: SkagitHunter]
    #23739027 - 10/15/16 01:28 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Ikr, thank God it was a BB gun. Need to get a job so I can afford a 12 gauge shotty.


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Re: That awkward feeling when you pick up the 22 and try to blow your brain out [Re: YaMoonSun]
    #23739038 - 10/15/16 01:38 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Just borrow it or steal it. You[ll be dead. 'what can they do?


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Re: That awkward feeling when you pick up the 22 and try to blow your brain out [Re: klhouse] * 4
    #23739042 - 10/15/16 01:41 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

I'd rather die of heroin much less traumatizing than a hanging or half a head


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OfflineYaMoonSun
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Re: That awkward feeling when you pick up the 22 and try to blow your brain out [Re: klhouse]
    #23739043 - 10/15/16 01:42 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

I could have borrowed one a long time ago but I figured it would be a dick move and I'd feel bad as they had done me a favor.

Am pretty surprised the pistol was a BB gum though.


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Re: That awkward feeling when you pick up the 22 and try to blow your brain out [Re: YaMoonSun]
    #23739049 - 10/15/16 01:48 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

You shouldn't use a pistol anyways, definitely want something heavy and it should go in the mouth pointed towards the brain stem...

Side of the head might not kill, under the jaw and one might twitch/misfire


This is how I will go someday, if I have any say in the matter.
Whenever old age and disease make continued living the worse option.


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Re: That awkward feeling when you pick up the 22 and try to blow your brain out [Re: YaMoonSun] * 2
    #23739052 - 10/15/16 01:49 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

One if you are going to kill yourself don't use a gun . There are other less messy ways or painful ways.. If you botch the job things get worse.

Don't kill yourself. I've come close recently it's not worth it. I've had a few family members do it and man does it send shit ripples thought out the shit sea called life in fact from my personal experiences those shit ripples turned into a shitunami destroying lives in it'd shit wake.


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I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.



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Re: That awkward feeling when you pick up the 22 and try to blow your brain out [Re: Repertoire89]
    #23739064 - 10/15/16 02:02 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

I wish I could just hold my breath until I died lol. I apologize for being such a failure.


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Re: That awkward feeling when you pick up the 22 and try to blow your brain out [Re: YaMoonSun] * 1
    #23739071 - 10/15/16 02:05 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

I thought about suicide years ago

Life's alright now, looking to get a lot better soon
Have a lot of good memories as well


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Re: That awkward feeling when you pick up the 22 and try to blow your brain out [Re: YaMoonSun] * 2
    #23739077 - 10/15/16 02:11 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Get well soon op, and anyone else who is going through some shit, get well soon..



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Re: That awkward feeling when you pick up the 22 and try to blow your brain out [Re: zZZz]
    #23739110 - 10/15/16 03:06 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

this man has the feels


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Re: That awkward feeling when you pick up the 22 and try to blow your brain out [Re: yeah]
    #23739456 - 10/15/16 08:40 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

If I ever feel the need for a controlled exit from this ride it will be by way of a strong cup of poppy seed tea , a few glasses of red wine, and big old lick of etizolam and finally a fat line of U4770.

I want my brain in tact to enjoy a little near death experience and I want to drift away into a pink sea of bliss not a messy bang.


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Re: That awkward feeling when you pick up the 22 and try to blow your brain out [Re: Konyap] * 1
    #23739474 - 10/15/16 08:53 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Konyap said:
I'd rather die of heroin much less traumatizing than a hanging or half a head




I'd like to jump off a tall building with a noose made of piano wire, but I am worried they will reattach my head to a dog's body and I will have to live the rest of my life with paws instead of hands.


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Re: That awkward feeling when you pick up the 22 and try to blow your brain out [Re: moonrockmushy]
    #23739510 - 10/15/16 09:08 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

I don't think you can kill yourself with a 22. You can't put your own suicide at risk by using the wrong tools for the job... You'lll cripple yourself and be even more miserable...


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Re: That awkward feeling when you pick up the 22 and try to blow your brain out [Re: Patlal]
    #23739633 - 10/15/16 10:09 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

I don't often kill myself but when I do I make sure it cannot fail to the best of my abilities :mostinteresting:


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Re: That awkward feeling when you pick up the 22 and try to blow your brain out [Re: Patlal]
    #23739638 - 10/15/16 10:14 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

yea, bad idea ,personally my plan would be to slit my wrist in a hot bath tub, high as fuck on benzos and heroin

heres a little poem and song that will cheer you up



I am the shipwreck with its scattered and soaked wood littering the ocean like a nest of roaches. The water smothers me patiently, and it waits to feel my body on the ocean floor.

I am the captain. I stand on my ship, never leaving its side, for tonight I sleep in a shark's stomach. The tears and rain both hit my face, as I lay on the deck and wait to drown.

I am washing the splinters from within my heart and I scream as it pumps. I let my lungs fill with water as the broken bath tub leaks.


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Re: That awkward feeling when you pick up the 22 and try to blow your brain out [Re: Asante] * 1
    #23739647 - 10/15/16 10:19 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

I feel like alot of people who say they'd suicide by OD have never had a near-death OD. Or blacked out if so. You're gonna die, those last few moments are the last few of your life, there is nothing to forget. Even if not fully aware you will be aware. Minutes are hours when you are horribly sick.


Not to mention a botch there can be as bad as a botch with a gun.
Meh. If you want to spare people from finding your mangled corpse then write a note and go somewhere that they will never find your mangled corpse.


But don't commit suicide unless you're already going to die or are a near vegetable. Life is too easily improved to be thrown away because you haven't yet figured out how to improve it. You are a well of untapped potential - don't throw it away for the stupid bullshit in your head. Chances are those voices aren't even reality.


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Re: That awkward feeling when you pick up the 22 and try to blow your brain out [Re: Asante] * 2
    #23739660 - 10/15/16 10:26 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Asante said:
I don't often kill myself but when I do I post about it on the internetz




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Re: That awkward feeling when you pick up the 22 and try to blow your brain out [Re: CookieCrumbs]
    #23739738 - 10/15/16 11:06 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

I don't understand what you are trying to say.

But It only makes sense to me overdosing on opiates and benzos would be euphoric, painless and anxiety free. 

It would surely be one of the easiest deaths.

I would probably choose to die from a progressive overdose of opium, Valium and red wine with Ketamine and mdma and cannabis added for flavor.


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