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Spellbound
PegasusTheFlyingHorse



Registered: 02/13/16
Posts: 2,341
Loc: England
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Rhymes for adults ^_^
#23738041 - 10/14/16 06:27 PM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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Im bored, so....
Old mother hubbard, Went to her cupboard, To fetch poor doggy a bone. But when she bent over, Doggy took over, And gave her a bone of his own!
Mary had a little lamb, She knew it couldn't swim, She took it to the swimming baths, And kicked the fcker in!
Mary had a little lamb, She stuck it to a pylon, Ten thousand volts went up its arse, And turned its wool to nylon!
Mary had a little bike, The seat was back to front, And every time she rode a bump, The seat went up her cu?t
Roll roll roll a joint Twist it at the end, Light it up and take a toke, Then pass it to a friend
Them's are all i know, come share you funny rhymes and what not
-------------------- Mescaline Tea - the one singular occasion of my entire life I cooked for 9 hours The trick is to be yourself, in a world trying to make you like everyone else
 
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starfire_xes
I Am 'They'



Registered: 10/24/09
Posts: 21,590
Loc: Dallas with all the assho...
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Re: Rhymes for adults ^_^ [Re: Spellbound] 1
#23738058 - 10/14/16 06:31 PM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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Tommy Loy, The Cabin Boy, That dirty little knipper.
He stuffed his ass With broken glass and circumsized the skipper.
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IF THE NEIGHBORS COMPLAIN BECAUSE THE MUSIC'S TOO LOUD, TURN IT UP SO YOU CAN'T HEAR THEM BITCH
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Lucis
Nutritional Yeast

Registered: 03/28/15
Posts: 15,622
Last seen: 1 month, 29 days
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Here's a toast to boast That this here post Reeks worst than most Because it's a shit post
It smell so bad Rotten and stinky But not as bad As your stinky pinky
So flag this here If you be queer But if not well then hear Is a rhyme for your ear
This post gave me cancer Plus weaponized AIDS The world is dark Things take on a haze
Slipping away faster and faster Like a slave being beat by his master So let me muster one last hurray For I have reached the end of my day
There will come a day, we'll be hella gay And revel in ways to have buttseks for days But I must wrap this up, it's come to an end Good night you dikes, and homosexual men
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