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InvisibleSpellbound
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Registered: 02/13/16
Posts: 2,341
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Rhymes for adults ^_^
    #23738041 - 10/14/16 06:27 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Im bored, so....

Old mother hubbard,
Went to her cupboard,
To fetch poor doggy a bone.
But when she bent over,
Doggy took over,
And gave her a bone of his own!

Mary had a little lamb,
She knew it couldn't swim,
She took it to the swimming baths,
And kicked the fcker in!

Mary had a little lamb,
She stuck it to a pylon,
Ten thousand volts went up its arse,
And turned its wool to nylon!

Mary had a little bike,
The seat was back to front,
And every time she rode a bump,
The seat went up her cu?t

Roll roll roll a joint
Twist it at the end,
Light it up and take a toke,
Then pass it to a friend :smile:

Them's are all i know, come share you funny rhymes and what not :laugh:


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The trick is to be yourself, in a world trying to make you like everyone else :heart:



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Offlinestarfire_xes
I Am 'They'
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Registered: 10/24/09
Posts: 21,590
Loc: Dallas with all the assho...
Last seen: 7 months, 2 days
Re: Rhymes for adults ^_^ [Re: Spellbound] * 1
    #23738058 - 10/14/16 06:31 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Tommy Loy,
The Cabin Boy,
That dirty little knipper.

He stuffed his ass
With broken glass
and circumsized the skipper.


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OfflineLucisM
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Registered: 03/28/15
Posts: 15,622
Last seen: 1 month, 29 days
Re: Rhymes for adults ^_^ [Re: starfire_xes]
    #23738314 - 10/14/16 07:43 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Here's a toast to boast
That this here post
Reeks worst than most
Because it's a shit post

It smell so bad
Rotten and stinky
But not as bad
As your stinky pinky

So flag this here
If you be queer
But if not well then hear
Is a rhyme for your ear

This post gave me cancer
Plus weaponized AIDS
The world is dark
Things take on a haze

Slipping away faster and faster
Like a slave being beat by his master
So let me muster one last hurray
For I have reached the end of my day

There will come a day, we'll be hella gay
And revel in ways to have buttseks for days
But I must wrap this up, it's come to an end
Good night you dikes, and homosexual men


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