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Re: Meaty Dick Club (MDC) [Re: Sheekle]
    #23738096 - 10/14/16 06:37 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Yeah but then people can end up pulling them out of the trash. Once it's flushed, you know you can't get your hands on it


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Re: Meaty Dick Club (MDC) [Re: Sheekle]
    #23738105 - 10/14/16 06:41 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

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Sheekle said:
PSA to everyone n johnson, quit flushin drugs down drains n toilets we dont need em to wind up in the water supply. just throw em in the trash, they're less likely thatway




Yea I do see ur point there actually, hopefully it disintegrates and doesn't get found down the line by some little kid

Just throwing it in the trash isn't the same tho, who's to say I wouldn't turn around and dig it back out later? It doesn't have that sense of finality


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Re: Meaty Dick Club (MDC) [Re: Sheekle]
    #23738164 - 10/14/16 06:57 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

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Sheekle said:
PSA to everyone n johnson, quit flushin drugs down drains n toilets we dont need em to wind up in the water supply. just throw em in the trash, they're less likely thatway




My boss tells me that back in the good old days they would take barrels of dirty oil and put them in the bed of a pickup, pop the cap, and drive around dumping old oil into the ground.


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Re: Meaty Dick Club (MDC) [Re: OhMrJohnson]
    #23738234 - 10/14/16 07:14 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

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Yeah dude I can't wait to fly out to CO and get out of this tweaker village in the middle of nowhere




Hey Johnson. Are you moving or just vacationing?


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Re: Meaty Dick Club (MDC) [Re: Sheekle]
    #23738283 - 10/14/16 07:31 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

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Sheekle said:
PSA to everyone n johnson, quit flushin drugs down drains n toilets we dont need em to wind up in the water supply. just throw em in the trash, they're less likely thatway




And then they go to the landfill, and some racoon or seagull eats it, and gets crazed, then sick, then attacks a human, and some virus springs forth from the wounds on the human, then the human goes to the hospital and is really sick, then they die, then they wake back up and start attacking people, then zombie apocalypse.


I would have thought you would see this sheeks, you seem like a bright young man, guess I misjudged you.:snub:


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Re: Meaty Dick Club (MDC) [Re: Sheekle]
    #23738390 - 10/14/16 08:05 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

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Sheekle said:
PSA to everyone n johnson, quit flushin drugs down drains n toilets we dont need em to wind up in the water supply. just throw em in the trash, they're less likely thatway




but how will we get the fish in the ocean and monsters in the sewer high?


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Re: Meaty Dick Club (MDC) [Re: sanchothestoner] * 1
    #23738404 - 10/14/16 08:10 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

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sanchothestoner said:
Quote:

Sheekle said:
PSA to everyone n johnson, quit flushin drugs down drains n toilets we dont need em to wind up in the water supply. just throw em in the trash, they're less likely thatway




but how will we get the fish in the ocean and monsters in the sewer high?



That just takes you pissing in the toilet


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Re: Meaty Dick Club (MDC) [Re: koods]
    #23738414 - 10/14/16 08:14 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

no only if i eat mushrooms, which i don't.


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Re: Meaty Dick Club (MDC) [Re: koods]
    #23738417 - 10/14/16 08:14 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

lol


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Re: Meaty Dick Club (MDC) [Re: sanchothestoner]
    #23738418 - 10/14/16 08:14 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

koods!!!!!


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Re: Meaty Dick Club (MDC) [Re: sanchothestoner]
    #23738462 - 10/14/16 08:29 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

:rail2:


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Re: Meaty Dick Club (MDC) [Re: I Love Lucid] * 1
    #23738496 - 10/14/16 08:42 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Already want another one, huh?


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Re: Meaty Dick Club (MDC) [Re: moonrockmushy]
    #23738497 - 10/14/16 08:43 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

penis in a bottle


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Re: Meaty Dick Club (MDC) [Re: Cowb0yNeal00]
    #23738502 - 10/14/16 08:45 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

bottle surrounding a penis


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Re: Meaty Dick Club (MDC) [Re: Cowb0yNeal00]
    #23738504 - 10/14/16 08:45 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

a bottle in your penis


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Re: Meaty Dick Club (MDC) [Re: moonrockmushy]
    #23738505 - 10/14/16 08:45 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

penis surrounding a bottle


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Re: Meaty Dick Club (MDC) [Re: Repertoire89]
    #23738509 - 10/14/16 08:46 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

your penis is a bottle


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Re: Meaty Dick Club (MDC) [Re: Repertoire89]
    #23738511 - 10/14/16 08:47 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Plot twist: all penises are bottles


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Re: Meaty Dick Club (MDC) [Re: I Love Lucid]
    #23738517 - 10/14/16 08:48 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

is the tip a twist-off? or do you need a bottle opener?


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Re: Meaty Dick Club (MDC) [Re: I Love Lucid]
    #23738521 - 10/14/16 08:49 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

I actually put my penis in a bottle for a pretty regular basis for a couple years once. I used to just piss in gatorade bottles and leave them around my room to rot back when I was a ratchet hoodlum


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