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Unfolding Nature Shop: Unfolding Nature: Being in the Implicate Order

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InvisiblePatrickKn
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Re: Choice. [Re: TNK]
    #23742614 - 10/16/16 01:45 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

So what you're saying is you'll only do it if the rub and tug spot has a drive through and a senile old man greeting people as they enter. That's doable, will bring in a weird market, but the franchise opportunities are endless.


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Re: Choice. [Re: PatrickKn]
    #23742622 - 10/16/16 01:48 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Maybe we could hire a clown similar to Ronald McDonald to peddle hand jobs to a broader audience.


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Re: Choice. [Re: PatrickKn]
    #23742629 - 10/16/16 01:49 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Yeah like little booths, you pay when you order and walk over to the little booth and get a little tug.


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Re: Choice. [Re: TNK]
    #23742646 - 10/16/16 01:55 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

If they buy a tug boat toy will they tug the tug or tug the chub?

If they are well endowed do they have to pay extra for the big tug or just pay the price for the little tug?

Is there a choice of lube scents at this booth? I'd go with lavender smelling after a good penile massage.


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Re: Choice. [Re: TNK]
    #23742651 - 10/16/16 01:56 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Drive thru tug and fucks are already a thing.


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Re: Choice. [Re: TNK]
    #23742659 - 10/16/16 01:59 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Clowns name could be Handy McJacky and we could do everyday low prices.


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Re: Choice. [Re: PatrickKn]
    #23742687 - 10/16/16 02:08 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

We should decriminalize handjobs


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Re: Choice. [Re: TNK]
    #23743517 - 10/16/16 06:43 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

TheNatureKid said:
We should decriminalize handjobs




I didn't know it was a crime to give/receive a handjob... :feelsbadman:


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