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OfflinePatlal
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Choice.
    #23737098 - 10/14/16 01:12 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

You are told that your choices in a life are these:

- Working minimum salary at Walmart (cashier)
- Working minimum salary at McDonald's (burger flipper)
- Getting 50$ per dick at a rub and tug (between 0$ to a potential 600 a day)

Which do you choose?
Which do you choose
You may choose only one


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Re: Choice. [Re: Patlal]
    #23737106 - 10/14/16 01:13 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

wtf 90 bucks a day? im getting under paid.
i picked wallmart fuck mcd's its to fast paced
wall mart may be kinda chill. id pick night shift so i dont have to deal with people.
ima guy so i dont want to rub and tug dicks
if it was like a finger bang clinic and i had to finger bang chicks all day thats a different story


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Re: Choice. [Re: Patlal]
    #23737108 - 10/14/16 01:15 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

What position at walmart/ mcdonalds?


If its anything with stocking or overnight i choose that.

I'd be happy to just have a job honestly.


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Re: Choice. [Re: Patlal]
    #23737116 - 10/14/16 01:19 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

That's hard...I've worked at a grocery store before and the job sucked, but in some ways it was kind of cool.  At the same time, working in McDonald's might be nice to catch some smells, but I'm not sure if it would torture me over time by making me hungry. :sad:


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Re: Choice. [Re: Patlal]
    #23737119 - 10/14/16 01:20 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Walmart


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Re: Choice. [Re: Connoisseur]
    #23737120 - 10/14/16 01:21 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

yea that seems like a decent job tbh.


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Re: Choice. [Re: Apostle]
    #23737285 - 10/14/16 02:15 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

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Apostle said:
yea that seems like a decent job tbh.




Walmart?

Decent?

:ifyoucanawe:


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Re: Choice. [Re: Patlal]
    #23742199 - 10/16/16 11:26 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

yea, i often see it overstaffed and with many employees getting paid just to hang around.

As long as i wasn't cashier, i can't imagine it being too bad


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Re: Choice. [Re: Apostle] * 2
    #23742249 - 10/16/16 11:45 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Id do the dick rubbing, get my arms nice and toned from it.
I always hear how retail is horrifying and cant bring myself to do fast food.


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Re: Choice. [Re: Patlal]
    #23742255 - 10/16/16 11:47 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Why does it have to be dicks? Can't a man massage vaginas for a living? What type of world has this come to.


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Re: Choice. [Re: larry.fisherman]
    #23742318 - 10/16/16 12:04 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

I won't lie, I chose rub and tug. Put on a glove and place a curtain between you and him and a towel over their dick to catch the mess. You can flip through 100 clients in an 8 hour shift, make a large sum of money, and never have to see what your hand is doing. I would use my left hand though... It would make me smile to know I just tugged a guy off with the same hand I wipe my ass with. No concern o them I'm sure since I would wear a glove. But for me I would rather not use the hand I put food in my mouth with, gloved or not.

Hell after a few months I can retire for a few months and take a sabbatical through Europe. Who cares if I sold my soul to get there lol.

Besides, its not like your putting your mouth on it.


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Re: Choice. [Re: tarlin]
    #23742336 - 10/16/16 12:09 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

He said potential 0$ days though, who knows how many Tug jobs youll be able to get.

At least the other jobs are a set daily amount.


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Re: Choice. [Re: Apostle]
    #23742363 - 10/16/16 12:17 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Apostle said:
He said potential 0$ days though, who knows how many Tug jobs youll be able to get.

At least the other jobs are a set daily amount.




Touche', I think I'd rather be unemployed and live in the woods than any of the 3 proposed options. Wal-Mart plagues are destructive in nature and their working conditions are deplorable since Sam died and his kids took over.

McDonald's food is 1 particle density away from being plastic that gets fried in grease.

And if a handjob giver is the only other job left in the world than they can keep the jobs and I will make do for my family living off the earth. I hear puffballs make a great pasta sauce and chantrel.taste real good with some wine.. :smile:


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Re: Choice. [Re: tarlin]
    #23742419 - 10/16/16 12:34 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

One could probably get used to all the rubbing quite quickly.


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Re: Choice. [Re: namelessidea]
    #23742507 - 10/16/16 01:09 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Who's the one guy who picked McDonald's?


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Re: Choice. [Re: tarlin]
    #23742570 - 10/16/16 01:31 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

tarlin said:
Quote:

Apostle said:
He said potential 0$ days though, who knows how many Tug jobs youll be able to get.

At least the other jobs are a set daily amount.




Touche', I think I'd rather be unemployed and live in the woods than any of the 3 proposed options. Wal-Mart plagues are destructive in nature and their working conditions are deplorable since Sam died and his kids took over.

McDonald's food is 1 particle density away from being plastic that gets fried in grease.

And if a handjob giver is the only other job left in the world than they can keep the jobs and I will make do for my family living off the earth. I hear puffballs make a great pasta sauce and chantrel.taste real good with some wine.. :smile:




Unemployed? Living in the woods?

Bark sauce? Climb trees? Shitting from the top branch?

Sucking leaves? Racing beetles?


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Re: Choice. [Re: LobsterSauce]
    #23742576 - 10/16/16 01:33 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

I'd Jack dicks for 50$.


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Re: Choice. [Re: LobsterSauce]
    #23742582 - 10/16/16 01:36 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

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LobsterSauce said: Racing beetles?




I was beginning toget skeptical of my decisions until you suggested this. Sending in my 30-day notice to move out on Monday. I'm off to the races!


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Re: Choice. [Re: TNK]
    #23742587 - 10/16/16 01:37 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Nothing's stopping you. Follow your dreams.


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Re: Choice. [Re: PatrickKn]
    #23742593 - 10/16/16 01:39 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Naw, if the rub and tug was in a professional setting like Wal-Mart and McDonalds then I would.

I'm not down with the underground sex work scene.


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