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Offlinestarfire_xes
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    #23734385 - 10/13/16 02:49 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

A sailor told me before he died—
I know not whether the bastard lied—
He had a wife with a twat so wide
That she could never be satisfied.

So he fashioned out a big fucking wheel,
Attached it to a big prick of steel,
Made two balls and filled them with cream,
And the whole fucking thing was run by steam.

'Round and 'round went the big fucking wheel,
In and out went the big prick of steel.
'Til at last the maiden cried,
"Enough, enough. I'm satisfied."

But here is a case of the biter bit:
There was no way of stopping it.
The maiden was torn from twat to teat,
And the whole fucking thing went up in shit.


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InvisibleOhMrJohnson
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Re: Enormous metallic Cock (EMC) [Re: starfire_xes]
    #23734527 - 10/13/16 03:32 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

:hahthatsrich:

I knew that EMC title was a good idea


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Diminish the sub-principle and leave its toxic trace..
Once and for all!


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Re: Enormous metallic Cock (EMC) [Re: OhMrJohnson]
    #23734534 - 10/13/16 03:33 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

:awesome:


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OfflineElectric Wizard21
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Re: Enormous metallic Cock (EMC) [Re: starfire_xes]
    #23734672 - 10/13/16 04:27 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Love it. :justcantwait:


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I'm sick of all you hypocrites
Holding me at bay
And I don't need your sympathy
To get me through the day
Seasons change and so can I
Hold on boy, no time to cry
Untie these strings, I'm climbing down
I won't let them push me away




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Re: Enormous metallic Cock (EMC) [Re: Electric Wizard21]
    #23734731 - 10/13/16 04:52 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

I was hanging out drinking a few beers at a bar before back in 2011 or so

pretty much no one knew how to speak English there

and this guy came up to us talking about zeep fish he said it has a big dick and balls and was going on and on about this fish

couldn't stop laughing with him at the same time I was like what the fuck man  :uhoh:


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