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#23732793 - 10/12/16 11:07 PM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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"Hey, we should go to (insert giant mainstream U.S electronic music festival). I bet the crowd is gonna be really friendly and the music is gonna rock. I'm thinking about drinking and doing molly for 3 days in a row while soaking up the nice 105-degree sunlight & having unprotected sex with the classy ladies there. Gonna be a partay!"
"Hey, my boy has a connect for some fire china white heroin, gonna cop a bun after work tonight. Apparently like 3 folks OD'd already today, it must be some really pure stuff."
"Hey man, I just found out about this darknet thing, you can order drugs right off the internet. Imagine how much money we can make if I order a kilo of molly from the Netherlands man, and the coolest part is this darknet thing is so big we won't even get caught."
"Yeah, I mean I've been doing ketamine pretty much every day for the last 6 months and I haven't noticed any side-effects because I spit the drip. As long as you spit the drip, it's all gravy you feel me?"
"This really nice guy just sold me a gram of 84% pure MDMA for $80, and then this other really cool dude sold me a strip of needlepoint supreme for $80. They were both fantastic deals."
"Yeah, sass is actually a lot healthier than molly because it's like directly out of the sassafrass tree, pretty much organic."
Ok, your turn.
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Re: Post things uneducated drug users say in 2016 [Re: Sheekle]
#23732804 - 10/12/16 11:16 PM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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hey man lets snort this vyvanse
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Re: Post things uneducated drug users say in 2016 [Re: Sheekle]
#23732805 - 10/12/16 11:16 PM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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"Can you get me some heroin? I just want to try it." ~ from a 30 year old man.
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Re: Post things uneducated drug users say in 2016 [Re: Sheekle] 7
#23732806 - 10/12/16 11:16 PM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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"meth really isn't that bad for you, at least not for me."
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Re: Post things uneducated drug users say in 2016 [Re: Shroomism] 1
#23732888 - 10/13/16 12:03 AM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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" I need to have benzos in order to trip just in case"
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Re: Post things uneducated drug users say in 2016 [Re: Sheekle] 2
#23732904 - 10/13/16 12:15 AM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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"Ok, your turn."
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Re: Post things uneducated drug users say in 2016 [Re: The Phleg]
#23732907 - 10/13/16 12:16 AM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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butt chuggin'
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Re: Post things uneducated drug users say in 2016 [Re: SonicTitan]
#23732937 - 10/13/16 12:35 AM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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not in 2016 but, "there is strychnine around the edge of the caps of mushrooms, that's why people get sick. I cut the outer edge off and have never gotten sick because of that." -my ex. (who is 9 years older than me) Should have seen his face when I showed him the truth, LOL!
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Re: Post things uneducated drug users say in 2016 [Re: tyrannicalrex] 1
#23732947 - 10/13/16 12:39 AM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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"lsd and psilocybin release serotonin"
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Re: Post things uneducated drug users say in 2016 [Re: searching] 4
#23733042 - 10/13/16 02:19 AM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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"We couldn't really tell what they were, if they were cubes we tripped, if not we puked" - someone describing eating unidentified wild mushrooms and sometimes getting poisoned from it
"I've done acid and LSD"
"If I did shrooms I think I would grind them up and mix them with my weed"
"Why would I want to know what's actually in my drugs?"
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Re: Post things uneducated drug users say in 2016 [Re: Sheekle]
#23733328 - 10/13/16 07:44 AM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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"i dont like mescaline" - shookle
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Re: Post things uneducated drug users say in 2016 [Re: Connoisseur] 1
#23733350 - 10/13/16 07:53 AM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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Jenkem isnt the best drug there is.
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Re: Post things uneducated drug users say in 2016 [Re: The Phleg]
#23733355 - 10/13/16 07:56 AM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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Quote:
The Phleg said: "Ok, your turn."
damn that's clever bro
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Re: Post things uneducated drug users say in 2016 [Re: Sheekle] 1
#23733361 - 10/13/16 07:59 AM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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is this gluten free heroin because I'm allergic to gluten
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Re: Post things uneducated drug users say in 2016 [Re: The Ecstatic] 8
#23733362 - 10/13/16 07:59 AM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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The biggest thing I hear from uneducated drug users is "Donald Trump will make America great again."
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Re: Post things uneducated drug users say in 2016 [Re: Thayendanegea]
#23733418 - 10/13/16 08:31 AM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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If you take acid just once you can never pilot a plane because the air force will take a spine sample to test for LSD.
Actually argued that with someone this year who thought he was disqualified from flying a plane forever because his brother who is supposedly an air force pilot told him as much.
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Re: Post things uneducated drug users say in 2016 [Re: PatrickKn]
#23733425 - 10/13/16 08:32 AM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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LOL
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Re: Post things uneducated drug users say in 2016 [Re: Connoisseur]
#23733440 - 10/13/16 08:40 AM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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Cactus doesn't make me trip hard.
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Re: Post things uneducated drug users say in 2016 [Re: starfire_xes]
#23733890 - 10/13/16 12:08 PM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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"I've done acid and LSD"
yeah this shit gets to me
and they follow the sentence by saying they did real strong acid. once. like bitch sure
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Re: Post things uneducated drug users say in 2016 [Re: ergoticmandala] 5
#23733919 - 10/13/16 12:18 PM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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Hillary would make a good president
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Re: Post things uneducated drug users say in 2016 [Re: hostileuniverse] 2
#23733949 - 10/13/16 12:31 PM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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Trump would make a good president
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Re: Post things uneducated drug users say in 2016 [Re: ergoticmandala] 2
#23733981 - 10/13/16 12:46 PM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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one time at a festival some wook told me "nothing should be illegal" 
legalize rape, kidnapping, torture, murder, pyramid schemes, driving 100mph in 25mph zones, armed robbery, breaking into people's homes. just legalize it, legalize it all.
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Re: Post things uneducated drug users say in 2016 [Re: Sheekle]
#23733986 - 10/13/16 12:48 PM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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Want a whippet dude?
"I don't know. I've seen my buddy do nitrous before but doesn't it cause brain damage?"
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Re: Post things uneducated drug users say in 2016 [Re: Starstepper]
#23733991 - 10/13/16 12:51 PM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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"I use methadone to get off of methamphetamine"
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Re: Post things uneducated drug users say in 2016 [Re: Pariahprose]
#23734022 - 10/13/16 01:03 PM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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Marijuana isn't a drug
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Re: Post things uneducated drug users say in 2016 [Re: ergoticmandala]
#23734031 - 10/13/16 01:06 PM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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ergoticmandala said:
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"I've done acid and LSD"
yeah this shit gets to me
and they follow the sentence by saying they did real strong acid. once. like bitch sure
after they took acid, they boffed mary jane rotten crotch. They fucked her, too.
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Re: Post things uneducated drug users say in 2016 [Re: hostileuniverse]
#23734039 - 10/13/16 01:08 PM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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hostileuniverse said: Marijuana isn't a drug
It isn't, it's an herb. Almost anything can be considered a drug though really. As humans we have found numerous ways to alter our consciousness.
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Re: Post things uneducated drug users say in 2016 [Re: Pariahprose]
#23734048 - 10/13/16 01:10 PM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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Pariahprose said:
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hostileuniverse said: Marijuana isn't a drug
It isn't, it's an herb. Almost anything can be considered a drug though really. As humans we have found numerous ways to alter our consciousness.
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Re: Post things uneducated drug users say in 2016 [Re: Pariahprose]
#23734050 - 10/13/16 01:10 PM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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Pariahprose said:
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hostileuniverse said: Marijuana isn't a drug
It isn't, it's an herb.
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#23734189 - 10/13/16 01:50 PM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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"It isn't, it's an herb"
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Re: Post things uneducated drug users say in 2016 [Re: Shroomslip]
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Re: Post things uneducated drug users say in 2016 [Re: Sheekle]
#23735143 - 10/13/16 07:24 PM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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I think educated drug users should refer to rats as aheekles. Like, "I'm got sheekled on." Or, "Watch out. Word is he's a sheekle."
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Re: Post things uneducated drug users say in 2016 [Re: azur]
#23735180 - 10/13/16 07:34 PM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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He sheekled me out and I got pinched.
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Re: Post things uneducated drug users say in 2016 [Re: Starstepper]
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Re: Post things uneducated drug users say in 2016 [Re: azur]
#23735382 - 10/13/16 08:54 PM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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Bro, you do LSD? Doesn't that melt your brain and shit?
Someone said this to me a few months ago. I was taken aback, but I guess this is why we don't talk about psychedelics unless we don't know the other party is experienced
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Re: Post things uneducated drug users say in 2016 [Re: hex_enduction] 1
#23735419 - 10/13/16 09:04 PM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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I think I just Sheekled on myself.
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Re: Post things uneducated drug users say in 2016 [Re: Pariahprose]
#23735724 - 10/13/16 11:16 PM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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Sheekle said: fuck yea i fuckin do drugs bitch i dont give a fuck motherfucker i fuckin suck my own cock bitch i fuckin swallow the jizz who give a rat's worthless cock bitch fuck the white man motherfucker
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Re: Post things uneducated drug users say in 2016 [Re: hostileuniverse]
#23735781 - 10/13/16 11:49 PM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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Pariahprose said:
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hostileuniverse said: Marijuana isn't a drug
It isn't, it's an herb. .
Yes, it is. You're saying because its a herb, it can't be a drug?
Edited by xbloodwhipx (10/13/16 11:51 PM)
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Re: Post things uneducated drug users say in 2016 [Re: xbloodwhipx]
#23735787 - 10/13/16 11:52 PM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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xbloodwhipx said:
Quote:
Pariahprose said:
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hostileuniverse said: Marijuana isn't a drug
It isn't, it's an herb. .
Yes, it is. You're saying because its a herb, it can't be a drug?
Technically marijuana is not a drug, it is a plant that has different drugs in it such as THC.
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Re: Post things uneducated drug users say in 2016 [Re: Sheekle]
#23735801 - 10/14/16 12:00 AM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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Sheekle said: "Hey, we should go to (insert giant mainstream U.S electronic music festival). I bet the crowd is gonna be really friendly and the music is gonna rock. I'm thinking about drinking and doing molly for 3 days in a row while soaking up the nice 105-degree sunlight & having unprotected sex with the classy ladies there. Gonna be a partay!"
"Hey, my boy has a connect for some fire china white heroin, gonna cop a bun after work tonight. Apparently like 3 folks OD'd already today, it must be some really pure stuff."
"Hey man, I just found out about this darknet thing, you can order drugs right off the internet. Imagine how much money we can make if I order a kilo of molly from the Netherlands man, and the coolest part is this darknet thing is so big we won't even get caught."
"Yeah, I mean I've been doing ketamine pretty much every day for the last 6 months and I haven't noticed any side-effects because I spit the drip. As long as you spit the drip, it's all gravy you feel me?"
"This really nice guy just sold me a gram of 84% pure MDMA for $80, and then this other really cool dude sold me a strip of needlepoint supreme for $80. They were both fantastic deals."
"Yeah, sass is actually a lot healthier than molly because it's like directly out of the sassafrass tree, pretty much organic."
Ok, your turn.
"im the man because i went to college"
i hate people like that. they are just kids in a grown world
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Re: Post things uneducated drug users say in 2016 [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
#23735822 - 10/14/16 12:14 AM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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"Eating magic mushrooms is just food poisioning thats all it is"
"When your body breaks down the psilocybin spores it makes you sick and its like youre dying, but you dont"
This was just the other day. Some people have not a clue of what they speak on sometimes. All i could tell him was it was a bit more complicated than that and leave it at that. Some people just think they know everything.
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"Shrooms don't make you gay."
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Re: Post things uneducated drug users say in 2016 [Re: wolfiewolfie]
#23735896 - 10/14/16 01:44 AM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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wolfiewolfie said: "Shrooms don't make you gay."
maybe they do just a tad bit much
-------------------- Something there is mysteriously formed, Existing before Heaven and Earth, Silent, still, standing alone, unchanging, All-pervading, unfailing, I do not know its name; I call it tao. If forced to give it a name, I call it Great (ta). Being great, it flows out; Flowing out means far-reaching; Being far-reaching, it is said to return. It's just a shot away..
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Re: Post things uneducated drug users say in 2016 [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
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Kratom gives me a flaccid dick
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Re: Post things uneducated drug users say in 2016 [Re: blackdust]
#23736819 - 10/14/16 11:18 AM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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Bro i get fat crystals i know my M isnt cut. Plus i trust my guy
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Re: Post things uneducated drug users say in 2016 [Re: Sheekle]
#23736829 - 10/14/16 11:23 AM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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Weed isn't a drug
Weed isn't addictive
Kratom isn't an opiod
Amphetamines are safe if used as prescribed.
"bath salts"
Meth is made by shocking Raid Wasp Spray with jumper cables. If that ends up being true i'll be amazed.
there's plenty more
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Re: Post things uneducated drug users say in 2016 [Re: Apostle]
#23736834 - 10/14/16 11:25 AM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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Yup those are all pretty common.
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Re: Post things uneducated drug users say in 2016 [Re: BANANA.MAN]
#23736927 - 10/14/16 11:56 AM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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Bro, I rolled some molly into this Newport. Smoke it with me we'll get mad zooted bruh.
From an acquaintance who did 30 days in jail for trespassing at his moms house the day after the aforementioned interaction went down (which, incidentally, was a couple days after he got out of jail for petty theft )
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Connoisseur said: oh ive cried on drugs sunshine said: Tragic. I told the cop not to do it but he didn't listen.
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Re: Post things uneducated drug users say in 2016 [Re: hex_enduction]
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Then, after he got out of that sentence "bro I'm about to order an ounce of flocka throw down with me we can sell it and get fucking richhhh bro"
Stopped talking to this kid after that
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Connoisseur said: oh ive cried on drugs sunshine said: Tragic. I told the cop not to do it but he didn't listen.
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Re: Post things uneducated drug users say in 2016 [Re: hex_enduction]
#23736970 - 10/14/16 12:13 PM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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hex_enduction said: Then, after he got out of that sentence "bro I'm about to order an ounce of flocka throw down with me we can sell it and get fucking richhhh bro"
Stopped talking to this kid after that 
He wanted to sell the flocka as M? Thats fucked.
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Re: Post things uneducated drug users say in 2016 [Re: BANANA.MAN]
#23736979 - 10/14/16 12:17 PM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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I just remembered someone saying you can OD on shrooms quite recently.
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Re: Post things uneducated drug users say in 2016 [Re: BANANA.MAN]
#23736992 - 10/14/16 12:22 PM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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I quite literally had someone tell me there wasn't enough strychnine in my lsd, and he was having trouble dropping it on blotter because of it( they were sweet breath vials ).
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Re: Post things uneducated drug users say in 2016 [Re: BANANA.MAN]
#23737367 - 10/14/16 02:41 PM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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hex_enduction said: Then, after he got out of that sentence "bro I'm about to order an ounce of flocka throw down with me we can sell it and get fucking richhhh bro"
Stopped talking to this kid after that 
He wanted to sell the flocka as M? Thats fucked.
To this kid, "Molly" was anything you could roll into a cigarette that gets you "zooted" when you smoke it
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Re: Post things uneducated drug users say in 2016 [Re: hex_enduction]
#23737389 - 10/14/16 02:49 PM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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dude im going to piss myself. I totally beleive that this person exists no exaggeration required.
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Re: Post things uneducated drug users say in 2016 [Re: wolfiewolfie]
#23737396 - 10/14/16 02:50 PM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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hostileuniverse said: Marijuana isn't a drug
It isn't, it's an herb. .
Yes, it is. You're saying because its a herb, it can't be a drug?
Technically marijuana is not a drug, it is a plant that has different drugs in it such as THC.
I think you're confusing drugs with drugs that are artificially isolated into chemically homogeneous substances. Weed, kratom, and tea are all drugs.
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Re: Post things uneducated drug users say in 2016 [Re: BANANA.MAN]
#23737494 - 10/14/16 03:18 PM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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dude im going to piss myself. I totally beleive that this person exists no exaggeration required.
This dude is one of a kind crazy. "Ignorant drug user" is but one facet of this dudes intricate, horrible persona 
Florida is a crazy place
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Re: Post things uneducated drug users say in 2016 [Re: hex_enduction]
#23737499 - 10/14/16 03:20 PM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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People here sell any dissociative aside from ketamine as flop.
Deschloro, mxe, 3-meo-pcp
Doesn't matter.
So fucking stupid.
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Re: Post things uneducated drug users say in 2016 [Re: wolfiewolfie]
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hostileuniverse said: Marijuana isn't a drug
It isn't, it's an herb. .
Yes, it is. You're saying because its a herb, it can't be a drug?
Technically marijuana is not a drug, it is a plant that has different drugs in it such as THC.
The THC, and all other psychoactive compounds are technically part of the plant, therefore the plant is a drug.
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Re: Post things uneducated drug users say in 2016 [Re: xbloodwhipx]
#23744028 - 10/16/16 09:56 PM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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"It's tripple dipped man 400 mics" - rips off piece of beat up paper and hands it over
"I love snorting that xanny bro"
"Wanna trip for <insert serious event> bro?"
"Just gonna try heroin once, I will do anything once"
"Nitrous makes you retarded man"
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Re: Post things uneducated drug users say in 2016 [Re: Sheekle]
#23744892 - 10/17/16 09:06 AM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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From shroomery interactions :
"Cannabis and opiates are equally damaging"
"Meth isn't very addictive or harmful"
"The reputation of meth is just like reefer madness"
"We don't know that dopamine plays a major role in addiction"
"MDMA is more addictive and compulsive than meth"
"Cocaine isn't that harmful. Cocaine can't cause sudden death at normal doses. Cocaine doesn't cause cumulative heart damage with each use"
"I've used tons of cocaine and my heart is fine"
"Cannabis has no medical value. Cannabis has no anti cancer properties. Cannabis doesn't help people who have concussions"
"If you think some drugs are more harmful than others you are a drug elitist"
"Synthetic cannibinoids are not very dangerous"
"NBOMES aren't that bad for you"
"I can use (heroin, meth) and I will be fine because I have self control/ don't have an addictive personality / have too much to lose / am too smart to become an addict"
"Kratom is just as bad as any other opiate"
"Kratom is not addictive and kratom withdrawal isn't real"
"I won't overdose. I know my limits. I am always careful. I know what I am doing "
" I am not an addict because I have a prescription"
"If my doctor prescribed it to me it must be safe and good for me"
"My depression/ anxiety / life problems have nothing to do with my drug use"
"My mom/dad is such a bitch. They won't get off my back"
"It's natural / herbal so it must be fairy dust moonshine snake oil Bullshit"
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Re: Post things uneducated drug users say in 2016 [Re: Moonshoe]
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I'm going to vote for hillary because Trump gropes women.
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Re: Post things uneducated drug users say in 2016 [Re: starfire_xes]
#23744918 - 10/17/16 09:15 AM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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Multiple people have told me hash doesnt get them high. I bet they try to smoke the tinest crumb so fuck it up somehow. Hash gets me so high. Its probably too harsh for them to inhaile or something.
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Re: Post things uneducated drug users say in 2016 [Re: BANANA.MAN] 1
#27397595 - 07/22/21 06:49 AM (2 years, 6 months ago) |
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new to the forum, sorry for exhuming a old thread but found it too hilarious to skip...uhm let's see some classical one
"LSD melts your braincells cause its acid" "let's buy coke fom him, he has organic coke" (yeah it was meant in the sense of organic crops, not organic chemistry) "are your papers LSD or Mescaline? cause i want the mescaline ones"
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#27397894 - 07/22/21 11:33 AM (2 years, 6 months ago) |
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Still relevant! I love old threads.
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Re: Post things uneducated drug users say in 2016 [Re: tyrannicalrex]
#27398409 - 07/22/21 07:32 PM (2 years, 6 months ago) |
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Things uneducated drug users say in 2021: "get the covid vaccine or you will die"
Edit: bitch, we are ALL gonna die. Leave me alone and let me have my death in peace
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Re: Post things uneducated drug users say in 2016 [Re: Sheekle]
#27398490 - 07/22/21 08:43 PM (2 years, 6 months ago) |
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From the late 70's to early 80's: Smoke dried Banana peels it get's you high, LSD stays in your spinal cord forever, Marijuana gives men female mammary glands (Boobs), smoking cigs stunts your growth... Blah, blah, blah
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Re: Post things uneducated drug users say in 2016 [Re: RobZombie68]
#27398520 - 07/22/21 09:09 PM (2 years, 6 months ago) |
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I think starting around 2019:
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Uneducated Drug User said: Uncle Ben's tek is awesome! You guys are just old and your haters too.
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Re: Post things uneducated drug users say in 2016 [Re: RobZombie68]
#27398534 - 07/22/21 09:28 PM (2 years, 6 months ago) |
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You gotta scrape the inside of the banana peels then dry and smoke that
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Re: Post things uneducated drug users say in 2016 [Re: shthd]
#27398855 - 07/23/21 07:45 AM (2 years, 6 months ago) |
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"I microdose daily to be healed for tumors"
"We microdose San Pedro because it ect..."
"If you get caught with Lsd it's attempted manslaughter" maybe they were going for the throat at one time. Clarification? *hits street cart* "yeah i'm high bro,they're 35"
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Re: Post things uneducated drug users say in 2016 [Re: Grungeman17]
#27398911 - 07/23/21 08:58 AM (2 years, 6 months ago) |
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Grungeman17 said: "I microdose daily to be healed for tumors"
"We microdose San Pedro because it ect..."
"If you get caught with Lsd it's attempted manslaughter" maybe they were going for the throat at one time. Clarification? *hits street cart* "yeah i'm high bro,they're 35"
OMG those damn street carts. They are always so liquidy when I see people with them I'm like what is wrong with you people?
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Re: Post things uneducated drug users say in 2016 [Re: RobZombie68]
#27399244 - 07/23/21 01:50 PM (2 years, 6 months ago) |
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RobZombie68 said: From the late 70's to early 80's: Smoke dried Banana peels it get's you high, LSD stays in your spinal cord forever, Marijuana gives men female mammary glands (Boobs)
anarchist cookbook
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smoking cigs stunts your growth... Blah, blah, blah
this one is probably true, we should raise 50 kids in a clean room and 50 in a smoke chamber and see what happens
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Re: Post things uneducated drug users say in 2016 [Re: gopher]
#27399707 - 07/23/21 09:11 PM (2 years, 6 months ago) |
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smoking causes gout of the dick
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Re: Post things uneducated drug users say in 2016 [Re: The Blind Ass]
#27399923 - 07/24/21 04:53 AM (2 years, 6 months ago) |
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"Weed isn't a drug because it isn't "activated" until it reaches a certain temperature, but stuff like cocaine, heroin, meth are already "activated", I can eat as much weed as I want and it doesn't do anything at all, also weed isn't concentrated like cocaine, meth, heroin, etc. and I can die easily from eating a small amount of cocaine, heroin, meth, etc."
"Before weed is "activated" by a certain temperature, the THC in it is in a non-psychoactive and inactive form called "THCa". The process of "activating" weed is called Decarboxylation. Only when THCa is decarboxylated into the active form THC does it become psychoactive and therefore, a drug."
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Re: Post things uneducated drug users say in 2016 [Re: thirtygoats]
#27400235 - 07/24/21 11:36 AM (2 years, 6 months ago) |
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I mean the line of reasoning does more or less make sense, but it seems like it's mostly just used to support a contrarian sounding conclusion for the sake of being contrarian.
I find it a bit silly that child resistant containers are required for flower here. It's essentially inert when eaten and a minor who's able to figure out how to smoke it can probably work out how to get the package open too.
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