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Sheekle
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Post things uneducated drug users say in 2016 2
#23732793 - 10/12/16 11:07 PM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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"Hey, we should go to (insert giant mainstream U.S electronic music festival). I bet the crowd is gonna be really friendly and the music is gonna rock. I'm thinking about drinking and doing molly for 3 days in a row while soaking up the nice 105-degree sunlight & having unprotected sex with the classy ladies there. Gonna be a partay!"
"Hey, my boy has a connect for some fire china white heroin, gonna cop a bun after work tonight. Apparently like 3 folks OD'd already today, it must be some really pure stuff."
"Hey man, I just found out about this darknet thing, you can order drugs right off the internet. Imagine how much money we can make if I order a kilo of molly from the Netherlands man, and the coolest part is this darknet thing is so big we won't even get caught."
"Yeah, I mean I've been doing ketamine pretty much every day for the last 6 months and I haven't noticed any side-effects because I spit the drip. As long as you spit the drip, it's all gravy you feel me?"
"This really nice guy just sold me a gram of 84% pure MDMA for $80, and then this other really cool dude sold me a strip of needlepoint supreme for $80. They were both fantastic deals."
"Yeah, sass is actually a lot healthier than molly because it's like directly out of the sassafrass tree, pretty much organic."
Ok, your turn.
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Re: Post things uneducated drug users say in 2016 [Re: Sheekle]
#23732804 - 10/12/16 11:16 PM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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hey man lets snort this vyvanse
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Re: Post things uneducated drug users say in 2016 [Re: Sheekle]
#23732805 - 10/12/16 11:16 PM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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"Can you get me some heroin? I just want to try it." ~ from a 30 year old man.
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Re: Post things uneducated drug users say in 2016 [Re: Sheekle] 7
#23732806 - 10/12/16 11:16 PM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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"meth really isn't that bad for you, at least not for me."
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Re: Post things uneducated drug users say in 2016 [Re: Shroomism] 1
#23732888 - 10/13/16 12:03 AM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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" I need to have benzos in order to trip just in case"
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Re: Post things uneducated drug users say in 2016 [Re: Sheekle] 2
#23732904 - 10/13/16 12:15 AM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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"Ok, your turn."
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Re: Post things uneducated drug users say in 2016 [Re: The Phleg]
#23732907 - 10/13/16 12:16 AM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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butt chuggin'
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Re: Post things uneducated drug users say in 2016 [Re: SonicTitan]
#23732937 - 10/13/16 12:35 AM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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not in 2016 but, "there is strychnine around the edge of the caps of mushrooms, that's why people get sick. I cut the outer edge off and have never gotten sick because of that." -my ex. (who is 9 years older than me) Should have seen his face when I showed him the truth, LOL!
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Re: Post things uneducated drug users say in 2016 [Re: tyrannicalrex] 1
#23732947 - 10/13/16 12:39 AM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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"lsd and psilocybin release serotonin"
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Re: Post things uneducated drug users say in 2016 [Re: searching] 4
#23733042 - 10/13/16 02:19 AM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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"We couldn't really tell what they were, if they were cubes we tripped, if not we puked" - someone describing eating unidentified wild mushrooms and sometimes getting poisoned from it
"I've done acid and LSD"
"If I did shrooms I think I would grind them up and mix them with my weed"
"Why would I want to know what's actually in my drugs?"
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Connoisseur

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Re: Post things uneducated drug users say in 2016 [Re: Sheekle]
#23733328 - 10/13/16 07:44 AM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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"i dont like mescaline" - shookle
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Re: Post things uneducated drug users say in 2016 [Re: Connoisseur] 1
#23733350 - 10/13/16 07:53 AM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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Jenkem isnt the best drug there is.
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Sheekle
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Re: Post things uneducated drug users say in 2016 [Re: The Phleg]
#23733355 - 10/13/16 07:56 AM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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Quote:
The Phleg said: "Ok, your turn."
damn that's clever bro
-------------------- "Ur cat died because he hated u" - Koods "I hope JSB kicks your ass one day." - Vandago "you are the biggest 'internet guy' I have ever come across"- Jokeshopbeard "The more I see you post the more I realize you're just this fuckin tie dye loser who trolls the Shroomery 24/7." - Herbologist "Sheekle you cannot vile the dice of bullshit you have posted on this forum over the years, I like databases" - thelastoneleft "or maybe i just come from a blood line of superior intelligence" - trees R.I.P Kelsy, ?/?/?? - 6/11/16
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Re: Post things uneducated drug users say in 2016 [Re: Sheekle] 1
#23733361 - 10/13/16 07:59 AM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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is this gluten free heroin because I'm allergic to gluten
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Re: Post things uneducated drug users say in 2016 [Re: The Ecstatic] 8
#23733362 - 10/13/16 07:59 AM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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The biggest thing I hear from uneducated drug users is "Donald Trump will make America great again."
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Re: Post things uneducated drug users say in 2016 [Re: Thayendanegea]
#23733418 - 10/13/16 08:31 AM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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If you take acid just once you can never pilot a plane because the air force will take a spine sample to test for LSD.
Actually argued that with someone this year who thought he was disqualified from flying a plane forever because his brother who is supposedly an air force pilot told him as much.
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Re: Post things uneducated drug users say in 2016 [Re: PatrickKn]
#23733425 - 10/13/16 08:32 AM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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LOL
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Re: Post things uneducated drug users say in 2016 [Re: Connoisseur]
#23733440 - 10/13/16 08:40 AM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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Cactus doesn't make me trip hard.
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Re: Post things uneducated drug users say in 2016 [Re: starfire_xes]
#23733890 - 10/13/16 12:08 PM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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Quote:
"I've done acid and LSD"
yeah this shit gets to me
and they follow the sentence by saying they did real strong acid. once. like bitch sure
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Re: Post things uneducated drug users say in 2016 [Re: ergoticmandala] 5
#23733919 - 10/13/16 12:18 PM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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Hillary would make a good president
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