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InvisibleSheekle
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Post things uneducated drug users say in 2016 * 2
    #23732793 - 10/12/16 11:07 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

"Hey, we should go to (insert giant mainstream U.S electronic music festival). I bet the crowd is gonna be really friendly and the music is gonna rock. I'm thinking about drinking and doing molly for 3 days in a row while soaking up the nice 105-degree sunlight & having unprotected sex with the classy ladies there. Gonna be a partay!"

"Hey, my boy has a connect for some fire china white heroin, gonna cop a bun after work tonight. Apparently like 3 folks OD'd already today, it must be some really pure stuff."

"Hey man, I just found out about this darknet thing, you can order drugs right off the internet. Imagine how much money we can make if I order a kilo of molly from the Netherlands man, and the coolest part is this darknet thing is so big we won't even get caught."

"Yeah, I mean I've been doing ketamine pretty much every day for the last 6 months and I haven't noticed any side-effects because I spit the drip. As long as you spit the drip, it's all gravy you feel me?"

"This really nice guy just sold me a gram of 84% pure MDMA for $80, and then this other really cool dude sold me a strip of needlepoint supreme for $80. They were both fantastic deals."

"Yeah, sass is actually a lot healthier than molly because it's like directly out of the sassafrass tree, pretty much organic."



Ok, your turn.


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Re: Post things uneducated drug users say in 2016 [Re: Sheekle]
    #23732804 - 10/12/16 11:16 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

hey man lets snort this vyvanse


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Re: Post things uneducated drug users say in 2016 [Re: Sheekle]
    #23732805 - 10/12/16 11:16 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

"Can you get me some heroin? I just want to try it." ~ from a 30 year old man.


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InvisibleShroomismM
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Re: Post things uneducated drug users say in 2016 [Re: Sheekle] * 7
    #23732806 - 10/12/16 11:16 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

"meth really isn't that bad for you, at least not for me."


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Re: Post things uneducated drug users say in 2016 [Re: Shroomism] * 1
    #23732888 - 10/13/16 12:03 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

" I need to have benzos in order to trip just in case"


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Re: Post things uneducated drug users say in 2016 [Re: Sheekle] * 2
    #23732904 - 10/13/16 12:15 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

"Ok, your turn."


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Re: Post things uneducated drug users say in 2016 [Re: The Phleg]
    #23732907 - 10/13/16 12:16 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

butt chuggin'


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Re: Post things uneducated drug users say in 2016 [Re: SonicTitan]
    #23732937 - 10/13/16 12:35 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

not in 2016 but, "there is strychnine around the edge of the caps of mushrooms, that's why people get sick. I cut the outer edge off and have never gotten sick because of that." -my ex. (who is 9 years older than me) Should have seen his face when I showed him the truth, LOL!


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Re: Post things uneducated drug users say in 2016 [Re: tyrannicalrex] * 1
    #23732947 - 10/13/16 12:39 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

"lsd and psilocybin release serotonin"


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Re: Post things uneducated drug users say in 2016 [Re: searching] * 4
    #23733042 - 10/13/16 02:19 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

"We couldn't really tell what they were, if they were cubes we tripped, if not we puked" - someone describing eating unidentified wild mushrooms and sometimes getting poisoned from it

"I've done acid and LSD"

"If I did shrooms I think I would grind them up and mix them with my weed"

"Why would I want to know what's actually in my drugs?"


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Re: Post things uneducated drug users say in 2016 [Re: Sheekle]
    #23733328 - 10/13/16 07:44 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

"i dont like mescaline" - shookle


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Re: Post things uneducated drug users say in 2016 [Re: Connoisseur] * 1
    #23733350 - 10/13/16 07:53 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Jenkem isnt the best drug there is.


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Re: Post things uneducated drug users say in 2016 [Re: The Phleg]
    #23733355 - 10/13/16 07:56 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

The Phleg said:
"Ok, your turn."



damn that's clever bro


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"Ur cat died because he hated u" - Koods
"I hope JSB kicks your ass one day." - Vandago
"you are the biggest 'internet guy' I have ever come across"- Jokeshopbeard
"The more I see you post the more I realize you're just this fuckin tie dye loser who trolls the Shroomery 24/7." - Herbologist
"Sheekle you cannot vile the dice of bullshit you have posted on this forum over the years, I like databases" - thelastoneleft
"or maybe i just come from a blood line of superior intelligence" - trees

R.I.P Kelsy, ?/?/?? - 6/11/16


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Re: Post things uneducated drug users say in 2016 [Re: Sheekle] * 1
    #23733361 - 10/13/16 07:59 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

is this gluten free heroin because I'm allergic to gluten


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Re: Post things uneducated drug users say in 2016 [Re: The Ecstatic] * 8
    #23733362 - 10/13/16 07:59 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

The biggest thing I hear from uneducated drug users is "Donald Trump will make America great again."


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Re: Post things uneducated drug users say in 2016 [Re: Thayendanegea]
    #23733418 - 10/13/16 08:31 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

If you take acid just once you can never pilot a plane because the air force will take a spine sample to test for LSD.

Actually argued that with someone this year who thought he was disqualified from flying a plane forever because his brother who is supposedly an air force pilot told him as much.


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Re: Post things uneducated drug users say in 2016 [Re: PatrickKn]
    #23733425 - 10/13/16 08:32 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

LOL


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Re: Post things uneducated drug users say in 2016 [Re: Connoisseur]
    #23733440 - 10/13/16 08:40 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Cactus doesn't make me trip hard. :lolsy:


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Re: Post things uneducated drug users say in 2016 [Re: starfire_xes]
    #23733890 - 10/13/16 12:08 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:


"I've done acid and LSD"



yeah this shit gets to me

and they follow the sentence by saying they did real strong acid. once. like bitch sure


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Re: Post things uneducated drug users say in 2016 [Re: ergoticmandala] * 5
    #23733919 - 10/13/16 12:18 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Hillary would make a good president


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