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falsereality


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#23729489 - 10/11/16 09:01 PM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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I wrote a script to mimic how akira writes, it uses a thesaurus to randomly replace normal words with overly complicated substitutes.
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you implied that the length of a book can be criticised as a fault, but it literally cannot, there has to a rationale for that criticism, and length isn't that. length is ambiguous. it has no quality in and of itself that can be criticised, because nothing is there to criticise. it's a length.
like i said...you can dislike the trope, and you can dislike long books, for what of your personal reasons, like maybe you just don't like it...maybe you feel things should be kept shorter, for your personal preference of enjoyment. but that's just preference and not real criticism. it can't be, there's nothing there to criticise, save your preferences, which hasn't to do with the book itself, but with you, yourself.
becomes
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you implicatively insinuated that the length of a book can be criticised as a fault, but it literally cannot, there has to a rationale for that reproval, and length isn't that. length is equivocal. it has no quality in and of itself that can be criticised, because nothing is there to criticise. it's a length.
like i verbally expressed...you can disrelish the trope, and you can misprize long books, for what of your personal reasons, like maybe you just don't relish it...maybe you feel things should be kept shorter, for your personal predilection of delectation. but that's just predilection and illusory reproval. it can't be, there's nothing there to criticise, preserve your predilections, which hasn't to do with the book itself, but with you, yourself.
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ohcrapitsnico
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Ezuma
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good work we need to test this out, somehow, have akira and the bot anonymously post passages and see if the shroomery can tell which is which
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PatrickKn



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Re: Akira Bot [Re: Ezuma]
#23729500 - 10/11/16 09:07 PM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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Repertoire89
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Edited by Repertoire89 (10/11/16 09:10 PM)
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falsereality


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Re: Akira Bot [Re: Ezuma] 4
#23729503 - 10/11/16 09:10 PM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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i am not the only one arguing here. the argument did not start with me. it's ended with me.
and there are pages upon pages of people having convo's in this thread, without them posting pictures...for pages on end. i wasn't even here when this "argument" started, so, don't just make it about me.
PS: i posted my pic, too, so neener neener, i'm actually "participating" more in the thread than you are.
Akirafied to the max:
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i literally for the most part am not the only one arguing here, which genuinely definitely is fairly paramount, or so they mostly thought. the argument did not fundamentally literally start with me, which definitely for the most part is fairly consequential, so i literally am not the only one arguing here, which genuinely authentically is fairly paramount, which generally is quite consequential. it's concretely for the most part ended with me, which categorically definitely is fairly consequential, which categorically is fairly consequential. and there kind of categorically are pages upon pages of people having convo's in this thread, without them posting pictures...for pages on end in a subtle way in a subtle way. i wasn't even here when this "argument" commenced, so, don't just fundamentally literally make it about me, so it's genuinely categorically ended with me, which concretely literally is quite paramount, demonstrating how the argument did not rudimentally kind of start with me, which definitely fundamentally is fairly consequential, so i literally mostly am not the only one arguing here, which authentically literally is fairly consequential, or so they essentially thought. PS: i for the most part literally posted my pic, additionally, so neener neener, i'm genuinely "participating" kind of definitely more in the thread than you are, which generally for all intents and purposes shows that the argument did not scarcely definitely start with me, which kind of shows that the argument did not fundamentally literally start with me, which definitely kind of is fairly consequential, so i literally for all intents and purposes am not the only one arguing here, which authentically for all intents and purposes is fairly consequential, which literally is quite paramount. 2 PS: i mostly posted my pic, additionally, so neener neener, i'm authentically "participating" much more in the thread than you are, very further exhibiting how pS: i for the most part kind of posted my pic, additionally, so neener neener, i'm genuinely "participating" kind of assuredly more in the thread than you are, which generally mostly shows that the argument did not scarcely concretely start with me, which generally shows that the argument did not fundamentally essentially start with me, which definitely generally is fairly consequential, so i literally for the most part am not the only one arguing here, which genuinely genuinely is fairly consequential in a definitely major way.
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Repertoire89
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akira_akuma
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i'm fine with this brainchild. but can it do rapid dominance like i so indubitably can?
even more superlative a manifestation, i dare say, would be the "real thing", if i do say so myself.
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California
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You are obsolete now. You cannot keep up with the bot.
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akira_akuma
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well, fuck me.
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Shroomism
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It's time to go Akira 2.0
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Konyap

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I didn't know akira sounded like agent smith
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Ezuma
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akira_akuma said: i'm fine with this brainchild. but can it do rapid dominance like i so indubitably can?
even more superlative a manifestation, i dare say, would be the "real thing", if i do say so myself.
shit man you do sound like agent smith
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Burke Dennings
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Haha, this is pretty good.
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akira_akuma
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Re: Akira Bot [Re: Ezuma]
#23729851 - 10/11/16 10:55 PM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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i want freedom. can't you smell this stench? the stench of the demarcation of superior intellectual faculties for the sake of HUMANS. IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICAAAAAAAAAAN
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Shroomslip
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This is unarguably the most worthwhile thing I've ever seen you do.
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With my face against the floor I can’t see who knocked me out of the way. I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today. Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear. I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear. You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline
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Bodhi of Ankou
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Name it akira quixote, and pray they dont get into an argument with one another.
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akira_akuma
Φύσις κρύπτεσθαι ὕψιστος φιλεῖ


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feed more epigrammic genius through the script, falsereality, do it for baby.
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Genius said: war is the bedrock assumption of humanities cure for ailment. humanity has struck great blows on itself by trying to achieve divine right, but out of the wounds came the burden of our civiliations.
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Bodhi of Ankou said: Name it akira quixote, and pray they dont get into an argument with one another.
it'd probably go quite FINE, INDUBITABLY.
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zZZz
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Akira has the voice of an angel
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akira_akuma
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Re: Akira Bot [Re: zZZz]
#23729895 - 10/11/16 11:11 PM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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zZZz said: Akira has the voice of an angel
you get your knotty blowed out on some crack or sum shit? angel...more like DEMON!
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zZZz
jesus


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U could break glass with that voice bro
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akira_akuma
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Re: Akira Bot [Re: zZZz]
#23729901 - 10/11/16 11:14 PM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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i do do a great bel canto, and a wicked Tears For Fears impression -- range, broo.
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akira_akuma
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when my thumb tastes like a pipe, and i'm smelling electrical fires....

this thread should just be used to put my epigrams in to enlighten the shroomery.
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akira_akuma
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remember kids & adults alike:
pleasure in the job puts perfection to work.
 hop along now.
wait...is this thread not to spoil my ego? awwww
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ballsalsa
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Edited by ballsalsa (10/11/16 11:52 PM)
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Repertoire89
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Classic
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Konyap

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CLASSIC AKIRA from the hacksaw thread
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akira_akuma said: LOL that's hilarious.
logic = crap
ethics = crap
epistemology = crap
politics = crap
science = crap
law = crap
education = crap
history = crap
language = crap
mathematics = crap
all philosophy is just mental masturbation!1 
note: this is the common thread in most Trump supporters. anti-intellectualism
philosophy, crap. education, crap. science, crap. art, crap.
money, good. money, good. comedy, good. money, good.
LOL everything that is the world of thought, everything that is concerning the wisdom of the world around us, from math, to economics...agriculture...stems from philosophy...but it's just mental masturbation.
oh...the the enlightenment. 
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hostileuniverse said:
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Patlal said: Philosophy is mental masturbation without the orgasm

BWAHAHAHAHA 
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akira_akuma
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Re: Akira Bot [Re: Konyap]
#23804604 - 11/05/16 08:00 PM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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i am fucking classic.
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moonrockmushy
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that you are my friend

Just came to show my gratitude for many years of quality posts.
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akira_akuma
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do i see myself jerking off for sec there? i am naughty priest.
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moonrockmushy
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Yeah I distinctly remember making sure you rubbed your cock a bit, but honestly I was just experimenting with cutouts not trying to send a message if I remember right.
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Konyap

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I wish i had a camera and a wipe board so I could break it down play by play
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akira_akuma
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very apropos though, i always touch my cock when i post. for good luck. someone should start their own phallus worship cult for my shit.
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moonrockmushy
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I usually only touch my cock in between posts, because I am a classy fella, and because I type with both hands.
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akira_akuma
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if i'm gonna post, i need to rub my cock for the sake of heaven and the angels. Peyote Zen understands. he's the leader of my cult.
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moonrockmushy
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I see. I'm good as long as I'm drinking, but my master Dionysis is way too cool to post in the mortal realm.
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akira_akuma
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but not through you, i suppose. i'm sure my cult tries to pull me through them when they post, you know, with my cock and all.
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moonrockmushy
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I am merely a vessel I don't even know when I am a god and when I am not.
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akira_akuma
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hmmm, shit, didn't even think about that...maybe...maybe my cock knows.
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moonrockmushy
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Well you know what us Dionysians say: Drunkenness is godliness. There is probably some way to figure out what percent god I am at any given moment but I'll be sober if I can figure it out.
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akira_akuma
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best to keep your best material then, and by that, i mean
inhale my dong enragement child.
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moonrockmushy
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Now that's the Akira I know and love. I bet you're not even drunk. Just comes naturally to you.
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akira_akuma
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i'm not even highly caffeinated, my dong is all i need.
my dooong will go on and on and on and on....
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zZZz
jesus


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This thread
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moonrockmushy
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Re: Akira Bot [Re: zZZz] 1
#23805465 - 11/06/16 06:30 AM (7 years, 2 months ago) |
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Welcome to the thread we've been expecting you
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