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InvisibleMush 4 Brains
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Cockroach on my sandwich
    #23726882 - 10/10/16 10:16 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Won a hundred bucks on a scratch off today so i wanted to treat the fam to lunch. Ordered from some local mom and pop greasy burger place. I got home and my dad grabbed the bag that had my beef sandwich in it. When he pulled out the sandwich there was a fat fuck slow moving cockroach on the outside wrapping.

We sort of assumed that it was probably already in the bag before they packed tve food in. I went back told em/showed em and just got the 5.50 back for just the sandwich.

Ita weird, it grossed me out but it didnt really freak my dad out to bad. He wasnt afraid of the rest of the food. He was like freak shit like that happens at a lot at restaurants. He didnt want the money back.

Would you want the money back for all the food in this situation or just for the bag with the bug?

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Re: Cockroach on my sandwich [Re: Mush 4 Brains]
    #23726950 - 10/10/16 10:32 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

I would've probably fainted right there and there.. I wouldn't want anything back either, I'd probably just to go back to warn them that they might have a roach problem.. And I'd probably be too traumatized to ever eat a burger again..


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Re: Cockroach on my sandwich [Re: zZZz] * 1
    #23726956 - 10/10/16 10:34 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

i would have eaten the cockroach.


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Re: Cockroach on my sandwich [Re: zZZz]
    #23726971 - 10/10/16 10:38 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Yeah it was a shocker, really stuck out on the white wrapping paper of the sammich. To me it puts all there foods integrity into question imo.

The guy was like woah no ducking way uhhh...

I ended up getting a chicken sandwich from mickys. Their buttermilk breaded chicken sandwich is pretty good and is probably the best thing they have on their menu

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Re: Cockroach on my sandwich [Re: ballsalsa] * 4
    #23726975 - 10/10/16 10:39 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

If it was on a burger wrapper, and not actually on the burger I would still eat the burger.

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Re: Cockroach on my sandwich [Re: ballsalsa]
    #23726981 - 10/10/16 10:40 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

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i would have eaten the cockroach.



Free protein no charge. We squished it a little and it was still alive when we brought it back. Yellow/orange stuff oozed out of it. Maybe ketchup/mustard hmmmm....

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Re: Cockroach on my sandwich [Re: Mush 4 Brains] * 3
    #23726984 - 10/10/16 10:40 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Roach thought it hit the lottery itself getting all those lovely bits of food all to itself in its paper bag palace.
Then the big giant human came in and ruined everything.

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Re: Cockroach on my sandwich [Re: Mush 4 Brains]
    #23726994 - 10/10/16 10:42 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

The question is would u have sued if it happened at a big corp owned fast food joint like McDonald's?..


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Re: Cockroach on my sandwich [Re: falsereality]
    #23726995 - 10/10/16 10:42 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

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If it was on a burger wrapper, and not actually on the burger I would still eat the burger.




I glad Im not the only one who would've engaged in such degenerate savagery.

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Re: Cockroach on my sandwich [Re: Bodhi of Ankou]
    #23726999 - 10/10/16 10:44 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Your dad sounds greasy
Does he listen to blues and and own a dog named flipper


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Re: Cockroach on my sandwich [Re: falsereality]
    #23727001 - 10/10/16 10:44 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

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If it was on a burger wrapper, and not actually on the burger I would still eat the burger.



Yeah it was honestly probably fine. But i was super hungry, over hungry really.. You know to the point where you're almost nauseous and then i saw that and it was just not happening.

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Re: Cockroach on my sandwich [Re: ModestMouse]
    #23727006 - 10/10/16 10:46 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

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Your dad sounds greasy
Does he listen to blues and and own a dog named flipper



Yes and blackie is the dogs name. He's got hella blackheads on his nose too. Greasyyy.. But he's still the best

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Re: Cockroach on my sandwich [Re: Mush 4 Brains] * 1
    #23727012 - 10/10/16 10:47 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

fuck no

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Re: Cockroach on my sandwich [Re: zZZz]
    #23727020 - 10/10/16 10:48 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

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The question is would u have sued if it happened at a big corp owned fast food joint like McDonald's?..



Umm no. My aunt found a roach in her gravy from boston market and they basically were like "mam fuck off everything we have comes prepackaged out of cans." Whatever the fuck that has to do with anything lol, bastards wouldnt reimburse her

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Re: Cockroach on my sandwich [Re: Mush 4 Brains]
    #23727025 - 10/10/16 10:49 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Jeezus


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Re: Cockroach on my sandwich [Re: ballsalsa]
    #23727693 - 10/11/16 08:54 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

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i would have eaten the cockroach.





please make sure it's cooked first, it would suck to end up with a parasite, snails
for instance carry the rat lungworm and that shit's pretty shitty

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Re: Cockroach on my sandwich [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #23727708 - 10/11/16 08:59 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

we use dog heartworm medication at work to kill parasites in the saltwater fish system


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Re: Cockroach on my sandwich [Re: Mush 4 Brains]
    #23729161 - 10/11/16 06:54 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Fuck that, you can get a restaurant closed down until they solve the problem, which should be done.  Who knows what else could be going on in their kitchen...

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Re: Cockroach on my sandwich [Re: RobZombie68]
    #23729207 - 10/11/16 07:10 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

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Fuck that, you can get a restaurant closed down until they solve the problem, which should be done.  Who knows what else could be going on in their kitchen...




Abso-fukin-lutely close the fukers, and their 'free cockroach infestation with every sarnie' buisness the fuck down.

I'd as soon spend a night at a 'bed bugs R us' hotel franchise, as ever eat at that place again.


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Re: Cockroach on my sandwich [Re: abltsandwich]
    #23729247 - 10/11/16 07:22 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

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Roach thought it hit the lottery itself getting all those lovely bits of food all to itself in its paper bag palace.
Then the big giant human came in and ruined everything.



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