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Ifishhigh
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Liquor taste terrible
#23726710 - 10/10/16 09:22 PM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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I hate the taste of alcohol. If I had to pick a beer it would be Guinness draught. Is I had to pick a liquor it would be ciroc vodka. That stuff in my opinion has the least tasting of alcohol in anything I ever drank. I've been looking my whole life. Moral of the story, if you hate the taste of alcohol but want to get buzzed. Get ciroc and mix with cranberry juice and u won't taste a thing. No other brand comes close
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Re: Liquor taste terrible [Re: Ifishhigh]
#23726721 - 10/10/16 09:26 PM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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I usually just get the highest proof vodka available and mix it with oj so that i can tell theres alcohol but cant really taste it.
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Re: Liquor taste terrible [Re: Ifishhigh]
#23726730 - 10/10/16 09:28 PM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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Bacardi superior..... 151 for special occasions
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I enjoy whiskey
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Re: Liquor taste terrible [Re: Ifishhigh] 2
#23726743 - 10/10/16 09:33 PM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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Phase one: Start drinking bourbon/scotch.
Phase two: Continue to drink bourbon/scotch.
Phase three: It starts tasting tasting good.
Phase four: Pussy and profit!
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Re: Liquor taste terrible [Re: Ifishhigh]
#23726823 - 10/10/16 09:56 PM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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Super intense sharp flavors drown out alcohol flavor pretty well. Ex. Fireball and Ice 101
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Re: Liquor taste terrible [Re: Ifishhigh] 8
#23726869 - 10/10/16 10:10 PM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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You should be immediately perm'd for being so obviously under age.
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Re: Liquor taste terrible [Re: Ifishhigh] 1
#23726891 - 10/10/16 10:17 PM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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I wouldn't drink straight vermouth or lemon gin, or bitters. Those are the only ones I can think of.
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Bitters are best for pounding bro. Vanilla extract for the win!
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Re: Liquor taste terrible [Re: Ifishhigh] 1
#23726932 - 10/10/16 10:27 PM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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Guinness is garbage
There are a ton of great tasting beers, wines and mixed drinks I think of straight liquor as more of an acquired taste
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I dont really like many spirits. But then I tried brandy.... fark best spirit by far. Especially if you get an XO
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Re: Liquor taste terrible [Re: kakashi68]
#23727253 - 10/11/16 12:45 AM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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im a gin and tequila guy mostly but enjoy vodka and rum as well. in my opinion a well aged rum or tequila is just as complex and pleasing as a scotch or whisky/bourbon.
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I drink wutever except whiskey like jack Daniels, Ive had some awful times with that stuff, my body doesn't want it anymore, it pukes it right out..
I'll normally just pour a small amount of wutever I got on a glass cup, add ice and water, and drink away. This is my favorite way to drink. I rarely drink liquor nowadays tho, gives me headaches.
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Re: Liquor taste terrible [Re: zZZz]
#23727387 - 10/11/16 04:27 AM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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Mix 2 oz of good bourbon with 1 tbsp of simple syrup and a dash of angostura bitters. Add ice. If you can't drink that, wait 10 years and try again.
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Re: Liquor taste terrible [Re: DrStupid]
#23727439 - 10/11/16 05:45 AM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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ive had a little bottle of angostura in my cabinet for a year now, still haven't tried it with anything. also I didn't need to show id despite it being like 45 percent alcohol. are they that certain no one will drink it straight?
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Apple pie everclear didnt have any alcohol taste for me, and i got fucked up...twas good shit
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Re: Liquor taste terrible [Re: LSDollar]
#23727615 - 10/11/16 08:21 AM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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Isnt the point of liquor to get drunk, not the taste? I always thought that was the reason people drank it really fast? maybe im missing something lol
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i just had some "pumpkin cider ale".
The taste was great, couldnt even taste the alcohol. very strange.
Had it at a local harvest party cider plant, my GF had a drink then asked the person pouring the cider "This cider is really good. Is there alcohol in this? Theres alcohol in it right?"
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Well if you're doing mixed drinks those can be quite enjoyable. I had some fancy bar and wine place make me a "Russian Prom Queen" featuring blueberry vodka, blueberries, and cucumbers at the bottom of the glass and holy shit she was delicious. I don't even like vodka. I could have drank 5 or 6 more if I didn't have to drive.
I've also had Irish coffees and cocoas that make me wish I was an alcoholic.
Lots of good mixed drinks you can make, if you want to spend the time and money on it. Easier to just get a decent tasting liquor from the get go tho
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yup, thats why mixed drinks are so popular. Many people dont enjoy the taste of straight hard liquor. Me included. Its Ok, but i like my sweet drinks
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I hear taking the tampon out before trying to dink liquor helps.
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Re: Liquor taste terrible [Re: Ifishhigh]
#23727647 - 10/11/16 08:36 AM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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You should try laphroaig or similar peated whiskeys so
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Real men rub dirt in their shots and heat them up until theyre scalding and totally unpalatable and choke it back through tears and muffled sobs.
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Re: Liquor taste terrible [Re: Ifishhigh]
#23727747 - 10/11/16 09:14 AM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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I hate vodka mixed with fruity shit. It goes beyond the taste, it just feels wrong. Give me whiskey.
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Re: Liquor taste terrible [Re: Ifishhigh]
#23727901 - 10/11/16 10:31 AM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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Rum and lots and lots of lime and coke
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Re: Liquor taste terrible [Re: Nolan92]
#23727909 - 10/11/16 10:37 AM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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Yeah coke makes everything better, except sex.
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Re: Liquor taste terrible [Re: Lice]
#23728015 - 10/11/16 11:16 AM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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I like gin and tonic personally. But I'm an alcoholic and will drink anything someone hands me. I can straight gargle my shots. Chasers are not for me. I want the raw taste of ethanol.
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Re: Liquor taste terrible [Re: Ifishhigh]
#23728046 - 10/11/16 11:34 AM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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I drink gin and jager. I like Beefeater and Hendricks. Sometimes I drink beer, a Rickards Red or two goes well with a fat steak. There are lots of nicely flavoured drinks though. Gin can be pretty tasty. Usually I find once I've really gotten in to a drink or two they start tasting really good. On psychedelics I think booze kinda tastes like candy. I recently tried making a surfer on acid, mostly because I always have jager and pineapple juice so I just needed malibu. They're actually pretty good kinda sweet for me, but good.
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I hated t&ts to begin with. Alcohol tastes like shit. But damn it I like the effect of being depressed so ya fake it til you make it.
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Re: Liquor taste terrible [Re: Enjoywho] 1
#23728119 - 10/11/16 12:16 PM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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Is anyone in Alaska not an alcoholic?
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Not really. There isn't much to do when it's freezing cold out and only light for a couple hours. Which you missed because you were passed the fuck out.
I actually didn't become a drinker until I left Alaska to quit heroin. Drinking was sort of just something you did but I know which drugs I like as I've tried damn near all of them.
I loved to snowboard and you know how you do it. Hungover as all fuck. Then you have to navigate a mountain on a piece of wood. A lot of my friends are dipping the fuck out of there and they all have addiction issues. Not shit to do in winter but drink and do drugs.
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Re: Liquor taste terrible [Re: Enjoywho]
#23728520 - 10/11/16 02:50 PM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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And play video games. I know so many alcoholic Alaskans because I find them in video games 
But I imagine you'd have to drink with thhat internet connection.
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The Internet is just fine there ya definitely a lot of sitting around drinking, weed smoking, and playing video games. Fuck knows I certainly don't want to go outside right now.
Start your car and it's barely warmed up 30 minutes later. For fucks sake. Ah I love reminiscing about home.
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Re: Liquor taste terrible [Re: Enjoywho]
#23728657 - 10/11/16 03:40 PM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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Man I had a group of LoL friends in Juneau that were constantly disconnecting. But then again I suppose its possible most of them were in outlying parts of the city. On the sides of mountains or something. I dunno. I didn't mind it so much, they were interesting people and I was drunk or stoned too most of the time 
There are some crazy beautiful places up there though. Shame it's in the dark more often than not.
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What it is they started selling some shitty fucking Internet that has to be connected through the skies. You don't want that nonsense as who fucking knows what the weather is. But it's super cheap terrible for gaming. Dealt with it for years.
Clear wire I believe the name is.
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Re: Liquor taste terrible [Re: Enjoywho]
#23728794 - 10/11/16 04:42 PM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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so, get some decent vodka, and put it in the freezer. As long as it's over 35% alcohol by volume then it won't freeze, but turns into a gel, and it's about as palatable as strong spirit ever will be. Don't sip, gulp, otherwise the vodka will heat up and irritate your throat.
But if you really don't like alcohol and can't get ahold of GHB, then I'd go for a beer enema. I have heard of people dying of alcohol poisoning this way, so don't start pouring gin or fortified win into your bum, but if you know two pints will get you drunk, and four starts spinning (like me) then I'm told it's even stronger rectally as it's not spending any time in your stomach, it's going straight to your bloodstream.
Always makes me grin when someone who's a real germophobe learns that the fluids that go into the bloodstream comes from the large intestine, they're literally sucking shit. Like we all do.
Anyway, long story short, don't drink, don't enema, you'll overdose and die. Smoke weed, don't get dead.
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When I was a kid I couldn't stand the taste of any liquor and couldn't fathom how anyone could enjoy the stuff, but it grew on me quickly. I don't care for vodka or gin much, but I love the taste of some whiskies, rums and tequila.
OP is definitely 
By the way, does anyone know the origin of that gif? Was there ever a poster way back in the day who non-ironically posed the question "h0w MaNy b0nG RiPzZ CaN u TaKe???" Genuinely curious
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Don Julio anejo tequila is the fucking shit
Wish I had some right now but I can't afford a $55 bottle at the moment
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I used to steal that shit from my dad a lot in high school dude has expensive taste in tequilas
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