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OfflineJustForToday
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FUCK GOD * 1
    #23726118 - 10/10/16 06:38 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Literally. It's a fairy tale. If he is real fuck em. I am here listening to chad brown and everyone is just talking about how great God is because of these miracles he has done for them. He hasn't done shit for me. Not once except bring me suffering. Fuck that mother fucker i'd fight him if I could. So pissed off i'm ready to hurt someone badly. I am not praying. Fuck that. I don't give a fuck. Fuck that dumb mother fucker for allowing me to almost die twice this year you dumb cunt. Fuck you.


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InvisibleBigfeely123
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Re: FUCK GOD [Re: JustForToday]
    #23726127 - 10/10/16 06:40 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

That sucks man. I don't believe in him myself. Best of luck to you. You do anything lately that you enjoy partaking in?


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InvisibleEminence
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Re: FUCK GOD [Re: Bigfeely123]
    #23726213 - 10/10/16 07:02 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

How does on literally fuck God?


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OfflineSnowDaze
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Re: FUCK GOD [Re: Eminence] * 1
    #23726224 - 10/10/16 07:06 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Don't be so angry bro, the universe works in crazy and mysterious ways. I don't believe in God as a man in the sky or as Christians view him but I believe in the power of the universe. Things may seem bad, and they very well might be, but they will get better. There is no point in hurting someone else because you are having a rough life, that's like a child falling down and getting hurt so he gets up and pushes another kid down to feel his pain.

Keep your head up, stay positive, good things are coming your  way if you do.


Much Love to you Brother


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InvisibleAroundtheSon
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Re: FUCK GOD [Re: JustForToday]
    #23726230 - 10/10/16 07:07 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

You almost died twice, but are still living? Does that make you happy or sad?

I am sorry to hear about what you are going through. :heartpump:


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Offlinespirit_shadow
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Re: FUCK GOD [Re: Eminence] * 1
    #23726239 - 10/10/16 07:09 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

I dont diss any religion. And from what I have gathered from Christianity  is you still have freedom of choice so therefore anything that happens to you is all from your choices(also karma). Dont blame someone/something when its not their fault.


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Re: FUCK GOD [Re: spirit_shadow] * 5
    #23726277 - 10/10/16 07:19 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Anger is a pretty normal reaction to finding out you've been bullshitted your entire life.


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OfflinePscientist
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Re: FUCK GOD [Re: JustForToday] * 1
    #23726328 - 10/10/16 07:33 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

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JustForToday said:
Literally. It's a fairy tale. If he is real fuck em. I am here listening to chad brown and everyone is just talking about how great God is because of these miracles he has done for them. He hasn't done shit for me. Not once except bring me suffering. Fuck that mother fucker i'd fight him if I could. So pissed off i'm ready to hurt someone badly. I am not praying. Fuck that. I don't give a fuck. Fuck that dumb mother fucker for allowing me to almost die twice this year you dumb cunt. Fuck you.





If it is a fairy tale why are you blaming it for your problems?

Also its funny that you call it a 'He', as if an omnipotent being should have a gender.

I don't believe in a god per se, but if you don't either why blame it for your hardships?

I understand that life can be hard, but giving up or getting angry isn't going to help the situation. Please don't hurt anyone, including yourself.

I'd suggest reading some Carl sagan, or listening to some of his lectures on youtube.

:hug:


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OfflineSeriously_trippin
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Re: FUCK GOD [Re: Pscientist]
    #23726360 - 10/10/16 07:42 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Idk if you can see my posts but this is what I was worried about for you emerging yourself in a constructive religion in such a delicate point in your life.

God probably isn't real so start waiting for miracles and make them happen


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InvisiblePatrickKn
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Re: FUCK GOD [Re: falsereality]
    #23726416 - 10/10/16 08:03 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

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falsereality said:
Anger is a pretty normal reaction to finding out you've been bullshitted your entire life.



I wasn't too angry finding out Santa was false. I was ecstatic with my skills of deduction. K-Mart sticker on the bottle of bubbles in my stocking. Can't fool me, no sir.


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InvisibleSirShroomsAlott
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Re: FUCK GOD [Re: PatrickKn]
    #23726444 - 10/10/16 08:10 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

I found out santa wasn't real because I noticed his wrapping paper was in the trash on trash night :whatyougonnado:

Pretty thankful my parents didn't care for religion or raise me with it when I see what other people go through when they realize what they believe is suspect.


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InvisibleEminence
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Re: FUCK GOD [Re: SirShroomsAlott]
    #23726476 - 10/10/16 08:17 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

I found out Santa was fake long before my parents knew I did. I played them for probably 2 years, and I wrote notes I left under the tree for Santa asking for certain gifts my parents were not that willing to get me to prove he was real, somehow they fell for it. :lol:


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InvisibleThe Phleg
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Re: FUCK GOD [Re: JustForToday]
    #23726486 - 10/10/16 08:19 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

yah fuckem! do something for yourself to prove you dont need his sorry omnipresent ass!


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InvisibleSophistic Radiance
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Re: FUCK GOD [Re: JustForToday]
    #23726498 - 10/10/16 08:21 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

JustForToday said:
Literally. It's a fairy tale. If he is real fuck em. I am here listening to chad brown and everyone is just talking about how great God is because of these miracles he has done for them. He hasn't done shit for me. Not once except bring me suffering. Fuck that mother fucker i'd fight him if I could. So pissed off i'm ready to hurt someone badly. I am not praying. Fuck that. I don't give a fuck. Fuck that dumb mother fucker for allowing me to almost die twice this year you dumb cunt. Fuck you.




If God exists, he is definitely an asshole.


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OfflineLucisM
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Re: FUCK GOD [Re: Sophistic Radiance]
    #23726504 - 10/10/16 08:22 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

I could convince just about anyone that there is no guy in the sky watching you masturbate, people have called me the devil numerous times, I could sell pork to a Jew.

I don't hate on the religious though, I try to speak with a voice of logic and reason to them regarding such matters.

I would never be arrogant enough to say I had it all figured out, which is how I view many religious people.


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InvisibleFrozenHappiness
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Re: FUCK GOD [Re: Sophistic Radiance]
    #23726520 - 10/10/16 08:28 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Eminence said:
How does on literally fuck God?




Quote:

Sophistic Radiance said:

If God exists, he is definitely an asshole.




Assholes are fuckable :cookiemonster:


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InvisibleSophistic Radiance
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Re: FUCK GOD [Re: FrozenHappiness]
    #23726542 - 10/10/16 08:33 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

I fuck God every time a dude offers me unsolicited car maintenance advice just because my hood is open.

...every day, it turns out. I really need to seal that leaky transmission already.

Fortunately for me, some random dude at the gas station actually gave me an unopened pipe sealing kit, for free. I don't even know if that's what it's supposed to be called, lol. I'm just a girl.


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InvisibleModestMouse
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Re: FUCK GOD [Re: Sophistic Radiance]
    #23726565 - 10/10/16 08:37 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

:feelsgodman:


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InvisiblePatrickKn
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Re: FUCK GOD [Re: Sophistic Radiance]
    #23726574 - 10/10/16 08:40 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Sophistic Radiance said:
If God exists, he is definitely an asshole.



I never really understood this sentiment. If I make an ant colony and sometimes toss food in it, but some of the ants are depressed and sometimes it rains on their birthdays, am I too an asshole? :shrug2:


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Re: FUCK GOD [Re: Sophistic Radiance] * 1
    #23726575 - 10/10/16 08:40 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

People that credits each and every little thing to "God" are misguided in the least. I believe in karma. Meaning you get what you give, what you build up to, good or bad, is what you get. You deal with the consequences of your actions. Or sometimes the action of others, but thats proxy of being around shitty people.

"The will of God" "because of the lord" I am clean and able to keep a job and not in some shit hole in excruciating pain or strung out or just plain dead. I can't say it was all me, but I can sure as fuck say God didn't do the work for me. "Give the glory to him" no, fuck you. I'm here because of me and if you think you're here ONLY because of him then you don't really know why you're here, and thats sad.

God isn't an asshole. People are stupid assholes.


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