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LogicaL Chaos
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Top 5 Favorite sex acts?
#23726075 - 10/10/16 06:25 PM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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Im surprized there isnt a thread on this.
Heres my top sex acts i enjoy with a woman:
BJs Girl on her back, intercourse Girl riding son top of me, me on my back, intercourse. 69ing  Stand up intercourse 
How about u?
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Jokeshopbeard
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Couldn't say I have a top five, I love them all apart from one - having my ass played with.
-------------------- Let it be seen that you are nothing. And in knowing that you are nothing... there is nothing to lose, there is nothing to gain. What can happen to you? Something can happen to the body, but it will either heal or it won't. What's the big deal? Let life knock you to bits. Let life take you apart. Let life destroy you. It will only destroy what you are not. --Jac O'keeffe
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Sheekle
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1. gently inserting pine cones in jokeshopbeard's ass 2. gently inserting spiked metal dildos in jokeshopbeard's ass 3. gently inserting dead racoons in jokeshopbeard's ass 4. gently inserting rusty nails in jokeshopbeard's ass 5. gently inserting MXE in asante's ass
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Jokeshopbeard
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Re: Top 5 Favorite sex acts? [Re: Sheekle]
#23726187 - 10/10/16 06:53 PM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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Sheekle said: 3. gently inserting dead racoons in jokeshopbeard's ass
I like the sound of this. Will you do it for free?
-------------------- Let it be seen that you are nothing. And in knowing that you are nothing... there is nothing to lose, there is nothing to gain. What can happen to you? Something can happen to the body, but it will either heal or it won't. What's the big deal? Let life knock you to bits. Let life take you apart. Let life destroy you. It will only destroy what you are not. --Jac O'keeffe
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FruitOfLife
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If he doesn't, I will
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LogicaL Chaos
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Re: Top 5 Favorite sex acts? [Re: Sheekle]
#23726642 - 10/10/16 09:02 PM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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sudly
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Eating pussy, kamasutra and blowjobs.
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LogicaL Chaos
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Re: Top 5 Favorite sex acts? [Re: sudly]
#23727608 - 10/11/16 08:19 AM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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never tried kamasutra.
Do u read that Kamasutra book?
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Konyap

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cumming getting my dick sucked everything else just makes you stinky
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funegi
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Re: Top 5 Favorite sex acts? [Re: Konyap]
#23728679 - 10/11/16 03:49 PM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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i absolutely love anal! but in all honesty--and i'm not willing to accept the truth,apparently)--vag is the sweetest shit EVARR! (all positions) its like i cant help myself....even if a chick says she doesn't want to do anal up front, i still try to talk her into it. but as soon as i get a turd nugget on my dick i go limp.
as for a favorite sex act...ALL/ANY!
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Connoisseur

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not in any order
oral sex vaginal sex anal sex fingering hand job
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larry.fisherman
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Re: Top 5 Favorite sex acts? [Re: Connoisseur] 1
#23733583 - 10/13/16 09:43 AM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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Honestly eating pussy is definitely my favourite part of sex. How warm and moist her pussy feels on my face and the way her body moves as I eat her softly. Mhmm yep 
After that I'd say girl on top, then blowjobs, then good old missionary, then general foreplay like kissing, sucking, licking, light nibbles and feeling everything.
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Sheekle
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escalator-flavored pussy
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Re: Top 5 Favorite sex acts? [Re: Sheekle] 1
#23733661 - 10/13/16 10:16 AM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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Sheekle said: alligator-flavored pussy
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larry.fisherman
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Re: Top 5 Favorite sex acts? [Re: Sheekle]
#23733706 - 10/13/16 10:41 AM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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Sheekle said: escalator-flavored pussy
So you're picking up on that trolling spree that begun in May of '15, I wonder how long you can keep it up before it lands you a real perma.
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Rosen_Rot
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Not in order
Licking her out Anal Public intercourse Doggystyle while choking her with a belt Cowgirl while she's choking me
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LogicaL Chaos
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Re: Top 5 Favorite sex acts? [Re: Rosen_Rot]
#23737900 - 10/14/16 05:41 PM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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damn rawdy!
How public do u go?
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Rosen_Rot
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Bathrooms, gardens and parks, once it happened behind a bush at the bus terminus. It was pretty cool, there was this small underbrush beneath this bridge and beneath us was a terminal. It gave me quite the rush, even for her, people passing by, we're barely covered, her trying really hard to contain herself and knowing that any noise could get us caught
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Re: Top 5 Favorite sex acts? [Re: Rosen_Rot] 1
#23737993 - 10/14/16 06:09 PM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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Rosen_Rot said: Doggystyle while choking her with a belt
I can vouch for this one being all kinds of a fucking fun.
-------------------- Let it be seen that you are nothing. And in knowing that you are nothing... there is nothing to lose, there is nothing to gain. What can happen to you? Something can happen to the body, but it will either heal or it won't. What's the big deal? Let life knock you to bits. Let life take you apart. Let life destroy you. It will only destroy what you are not. --Jac O'keeffe
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Sheekle
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choking is scary, it's hella bad for you. you're literally cutting off one of the main sources of life (oxygen) to one of the most vital organs in your body
i remember in middle school everyone played "the choking game" an kids were dropping all the time
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LogicaL Chaos
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Re: Top 5 Favorite sex acts? [Re: Sheekle]
#23738162 - 10/14/16 06:56 PM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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my best friend from grade school did that. He would hold both palms up to his neck, and pass out within seconds. Then woke up like 20 seconds later.
He said he had really intense, quick moving dreams and felt high when he woke up. Frickin weird shit.
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Sheekle
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Kids in my Middle School used to go on a rollercoaster and time it so they would choke each other out and when they came back into consciousness they would be at the top of a drop of the coaster. Extremely dangerous but sounds like a really crazy state of mind
Some kid had a seizure from being choked out during study hall in HS
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Thisquestionpls
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Guy on bottome me on top on my back has always been my favorite. Bj with him finishing on me
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Rosen_Rot
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Re: Top 5 Favorite sex acts? [Re: Sheekle]
#23739084 - 10/15/16 02:20 AM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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Dude what the hell...... I never even heard of this game before sounds absolutely ridiculous
None of us, IME, ever passed out from choking cause we don't do it where entire oxygen is cut off, just slow enough to get that small high/headspin. We had genuinely talked about it, we both found out it's a turn on for both of us and came to a conclusion that we both wanted to express this love to each other, practiced a little bit with pressure just to get a good grounding of how much is too much and then we implemented a safe word or rather she would slap me on the tigh when it was getting a bit too much
The hottest was when we both were standing on our knees, facing each other, she's choking me while jacking me off while I am choking her and fingering her, the look in our eyes for each other in that moment was unbelievable.... I never felt such warm love from her
*sigh* I'm sad now
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Re: Top 5 Favorite sex acts? [Re: Rosen_Rot] 1
#23761141 - 10/22/16 02:37 PM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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Eating her ass while she blows me
Her on top riding me and rubbing her tithing my face
Deep tongue fucking her ass
Doggy style
My head hanging off the bed while she grinds her goodness on my face
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Ezuma
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Re: Top 5 Favorite sex acts? [Re: Sheekle]
#23762276 - 10/22/16 09:03 PM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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Sheekle said: Kids in my Middle School used to go on a rollercoaster and time it so they would choke each other out and when they came back into consciousness they would be at the top of a drop of the coaster. Extremely dangerous but sounds like a really crazy state of mind
Some kid had a seizure from being choked out during study hall in HS
.... glad I didn't go to school in murica
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Re: Top 5 Favorite sex acts? [Re: alexmir]
#23768446 - 10/24/16 09:55 PM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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alexmir said: Deep tongue fucking her ass
This is how I creeped out and eventually lost my previous FWB to be. Didn't even think to just put my dick in, just went right for the nasty stuff without asking. It didn't end there...I tried putting my finger in her ass without warning and she flipped out and said "maybe we should just be friends." LOL, what a terrible night that was. Soo embarrasing, ughh, I'm such a freak haha
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alexmir

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Luckily me and my wife really love each other. She'll take a shower, and let me eat her ass as long as I want = ) shes got a big ol booty, I love it. That's the kind of love people dream about.
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LogicaL Chaos
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alexmir said: Deep tongue fucking her ass
This is how I creeped out and eventually lost my previous FWB to be. Didn't even think to just put my dick in, just went right for the nasty stuff without asking. It didn't end there...I tried putting my finger in her ass without warning and she flipped out and said "maybe we should just be friends." LOL, what a terrible night that was. Soo embarrasing, ughh, I'm such a freak haha 
haha,"Maybe we should be friends WITHOUT benefits".
Yah, u cant just go anal from the get-go. Shes gotta warm up to it, unless shes just a total freak and you hit the freaky sex jackpot.
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Not in any particular order,
Right hand underhand Left hand underhand Both hands Dead hand Frozen hole in the ground
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Jokeshopbeard
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Yeah it sucks just having those things at your disposal. I haven't been this sexually frustrated since I was about 15. But life seems insistent on making it abundantly clear that I can't go and indulge in meaningless sex right now, as much as I'm bursting trying to contain my sexual energy.
Still, I know my all time #1 favourite sex act:
- Reaching a state of union between yourself, your partner, and god/the divine/whatever. I honestly had no idea that was possible, but it used to happen frequently with my wife - never before or since with anyone else.
#2 would probably be ultra-hedonistic, days long meth sex, but that's pretty much at the opposite end of the spectrum.
-------------------- Let it be seen that you are nothing. And in knowing that you are nothing... there is nothing to lose, there is nothing to gain. What can happen to you? Something can happen to the body, but it will either heal or it won't. What's the big deal? Let life knock you to bits. Let life take you apart. Let life destroy you. It will only destroy what you are not. --Jac O'keeffe
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alexmir

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Some of the most bonding sex between us is when we make each other laugh and are giggling through the entire session.
That can be some of the most satisfying sex sometimes.
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