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LogicaL Chaos
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Top 5 Favorite sex acts?
#23726075 - 10/10/16 06:25 PM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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Im surprized there isnt a thread on this.
Heres my top sex acts i enjoy with a woman:
BJs Girl on her back, intercourse Girl riding son top of me, me on my back, intercourse. 69ing  Stand up intercourse 
How about u?
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Jokeshopbeard
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Couldn't say I have a top five, I love them all apart from one - having my ass played with.
-------------------- Let it be seen that you are nothing. And in knowing that you are nothing... there is nothing to lose, there is nothing to gain. What can happen to you? Something can happen to the body, but it will either heal or it won't. What's the big deal? Let life knock you to bits. Let life take you apart. Let life destroy you. It will only destroy what you are not. --Jac O'keeffe
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Sheekle
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1. gently inserting pine cones in jokeshopbeard's ass 2. gently inserting spiked metal dildos in jokeshopbeard's ass 3. gently inserting dead racoons in jokeshopbeard's ass 4. gently inserting rusty nails in jokeshopbeard's ass 5. gently inserting MXE in asante's ass
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Jokeshopbeard
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Re: Top 5 Favorite sex acts? [Re: Sheekle]
#23726187 - 10/10/16 06:53 PM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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Sheekle said: 3. gently inserting dead racoons in jokeshopbeard's ass
I like the sound of this. Will you do it for free?
-------------------- Let it be seen that you are nothing. And in knowing that you are nothing... there is nothing to lose, there is nothing to gain. What can happen to you? Something can happen to the body, but it will either heal or it won't. What's the big deal? Let life knock you to bits. Let life take you apart. Let life destroy you. It will only destroy what you are not. --Jac O'keeffe
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FruitOfLife
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If he doesn't, I will
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LogicaL Chaos
Ascension Energy & Alien UFOs




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Re: Top 5 Favorite sex acts? [Re: Sheekle]
#23726642 - 10/10/16 09:02 PM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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sudly
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Eating pussy, kamasutra and blowjobs.
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LogicaL Chaos
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Re: Top 5 Favorite sex acts? [Re: sudly]
#23727608 - 10/11/16 08:19 AM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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never tried kamasutra.
Do u read that Kamasutra book?
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Konyap

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cumming getting my dick sucked everything else just makes you stinky
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funegi
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Re: Top 5 Favorite sex acts? [Re: Konyap]
#23728679 - 10/11/16 03:49 PM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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i absolutely love anal! but in all honesty--and i'm not willing to accept the truth,apparently)--vag is the sweetest shit EVARR! (all positions) its like i cant help myself....even if a chick says she doesn't want to do anal up front, i still try to talk her into it. but as soon as i get a turd nugget on my dick i go limp.
as for a favorite sex act...ALL/ANY!
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Connoisseur

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not in any order
oral sex vaginal sex anal sex fingering hand job
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larry.fisherman
shoulda died already


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Re: Top 5 Favorite sex acts? [Re: Connoisseur] 1
#23733583 - 10/13/16 09:43 AM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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Honestly eating pussy is definitely my favourite part of sex. How warm and moist her pussy feels on my face and the way her body moves as I eat her softly. Mhmm yep 
After that I'd say girl on top, then blowjobs, then good old missionary, then general foreplay like kissing, sucking, licking, light nibbles and feeling everything.
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Sheekle
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escalator-flavored pussy
-------------------- "Ur cat died because he hated u" - Koods "I hope JSB kicks your ass one day." - Vandago "you are the biggest 'internet guy' I have ever come across"- Jokeshopbeard "The more I see you post the more I realize you're just this fuckin tie dye loser who trolls the Shroomery 24/7." - Herbologist "Sheekle you cannot vile the dice of bullshit you have posted on this forum over the years, I like databases" - thelastoneleft "or maybe i just come from a blood line of superior intelligence" - trees R.I.P Kelsy, ?/?/?? - 6/11/16
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Connoisseur

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Re: Top 5 Favorite sex acts? [Re: Sheekle] 1
#23733661 - 10/13/16 10:16 AM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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Sheekle said: alligator-flavored pussy
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larry.fisherman
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Re: Top 5 Favorite sex acts? [Re: Sheekle]
#23733706 - 10/13/16 10:41 AM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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Sheekle said: escalator-flavored pussy
So you're picking up on that trolling spree that begun in May of '15, I wonder how long you can keep it up before it lands you a real perma.
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Rosen_Rot
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Not in order
Licking her out Anal Public intercourse Doggystyle while choking her with a belt Cowgirl while she's choking me
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LogicaL Chaos
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Re: Top 5 Favorite sex acts? [Re: Rosen_Rot]
#23737900 - 10/14/16 05:41 PM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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damn rawdy!
How public do u go?
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Rosen_Rot
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Bathrooms, gardens and parks, once it happened behind a bush at the bus terminus. It was pretty cool, there was this small underbrush beneath this bridge and beneath us was a terminal. It gave me quite the rush, even for her, people passing by, we're barely covered, her trying really hard to contain herself and knowing that any noise could get us caught
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Jokeshopbeard
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Re: Top 5 Favorite sex acts? [Re: Rosen_Rot] 1
#23737993 - 10/14/16 06:09 PM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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Rosen_Rot said: Doggystyle while choking her with a belt
I can vouch for this one being all kinds of a fucking fun.
-------------------- Let it be seen that you are nothing. And in knowing that you are nothing... there is nothing to lose, there is nothing to gain. What can happen to you? Something can happen to the body, but it will either heal or it won't. What's the big deal? Let life knock you to bits. Let life take you apart. Let life destroy you. It will only destroy what you are not. --Jac O'keeffe
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Sheekle
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choking is scary, it's hella bad for you. you're literally cutting off one of the main sources of life (oxygen) to one of the most vital organs in your body
i remember in middle school everyone played "the choking game" an kids were dropping all the time
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