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Top 5 Favorite sex acts?
    #23726075 - 10/10/16 06:25 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Im surprized there isnt a thread on this.

Heres my top sex acts i enjoy with a woman:

BJs
Girl on her back, intercourse
Girl riding son top of me, me on my back, intercourse.
69ing :yesnod:
Stand up intercourse :awesome:

How about u?


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Re: Top 5 Favorite sex acts? [Re: LogicaL Chaos]
    #23726141 - 10/10/16 06:44 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Couldn't say I have a top five, I love them all apart from one - having my ass played with.


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Re: Top 5 Favorite sex acts? [Re: Jokeshopbeard] * 3
    #23726164 - 10/10/16 06:48 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

1. gently inserting pine cones in jokeshopbeard's ass
2. gently inserting spiked metal dildos in jokeshopbeard's ass
3. gently inserting dead racoons in jokeshopbeard's ass
4. gently inserting rusty nails in jokeshopbeard's ass
5. gently inserting MXE in asante's ass


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Re: Top 5 Favorite sex acts? [Re: Sheekle]
    #23726187 - 10/10/16 06:53 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

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Sheekle said:
3. gently inserting dead racoons in jokeshopbeard's ass



I like the sound of this. Will you do it for free?


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Re: Top 5 Favorite sex acts? [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
    #23726266 - 10/10/16 07:16 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

If he doesn't, I will  :naughty:


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Re: Top 5 Favorite sex acts? [Re: Sheekle]
    #23726642 - 10/10/16 09:02 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

:lolsy:


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Re: Top 5 Favorite sex acts? [Re: LogicaL Chaos]
    #23727317 - 10/11/16 01:54 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Eating pussy, kamasutra and blowjobs.


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Re: Top 5 Favorite sex acts? [Re: sudly]
    #23727608 - 10/11/16 08:19 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

never tried kamasutra.

Do u read that Kamasutra book?


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Re: Top 5 Favorite sex acts? [Re: LogicaL Chaos] * 1
    #23728307 - 10/11/16 01:41 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

cumming
getting my dick sucked
everything else just makes you stinky


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Re: Top 5 Favorite sex acts? [Re: Konyap]
    #23728679 - 10/11/16 03:49 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

i absolutely love anal!  but in all honesty--and i'm not willing to accept the truth,apparently)--vag is the sweetest shit EVARR! (all positions)
its like i cant help myself....even if a chick says she doesn't want to do anal up front,  i still try to talk her into it.  but as soon as i get a turd nugget on my dick i go limp.

as for a favorite sex act...ALL/ANY!


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Re: Top 5 Favorite sex acts? [Re: LogicaL Chaos] * 1
    #23733346 - 10/13/16 07:50 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

not in any order

oral sex
vaginal sex
anal sex
fingering
hand job


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Re: Top 5 Favorite sex acts? [Re: Connoisseur] * 1
    #23733583 - 10/13/16 09:43 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Honestly eating pussy is definitely my favourite part of sex. How warm and moist her pussy feels on my face and the way her body moves as I eat her softly. Mhmm yep  :smirk:

After that I'd say girl on top, then blowjobs, then good old missionary, then general foreplay like kissing, sucking, licking, light nibbles and feeling everything.


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Re: Top 5 Favorite sex acts? [Re: larry.fisherman] * 1
    #23733658 - 10/13/16 10:14 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

escalator-flavored pussy


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Re: Top 5 Favorite sex acts? [Re: Sheekle] * 1
    #23733661 - 10/13/16 10:16 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Sheekle said:
alligator-flavored pussy




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Re: Top 5 Favorite sex acts? [Re: Sheekle]
    #23733706 - 10/13/16 10:41 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Sheekle said:
escalator-flavored pussy



So you're picking up on that trolling spree that begun in May of '15, I wonder how long you can keep it up before it lands you a real perma.


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Re: Top 5 Favorite sex acts? [Re: larry.fisherman] * 1
    #23736261 - 10/14/16 07:53 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Not in order

Licking her out
Anal
Public intercourse
Doggystyle while choking her with a belt
Cowgirl while she's choking me


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Re: Top 5 Favorite sex acts? [Re: Rosen_Rot]
    #23737900 - 10/14/16 05:41 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

damn rawdy!

How public do u go?


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Re: Top 5 Favorite sex acts? [Re: LogicaL Chaos] * 1
    #23737941 - 10/14/16 05:53 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Bathrooms, gardens and parks, once it happened behind a bush at the bus terminus. It was pretty cool, there was this small underbrush beneath this bridge and beneath us was a terminal. It gave me quite the rush, even for her, people passing by, we're barely covered, her trying really hard to contain herself and knowing that any noise could get us caught :lol:


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Re: Top 5 Favorite sex acts? [Re: Rosen_Rot] * 1
    #23737993 - 10/14/16 06:09 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Rosen_Rot said:
Doggystyle while choking her with a belt



I can vouch for this one being all kinds of a fucking fun.


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--Jac O'keeffe


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Re: Top 5 Favorite sex acts? [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
    #23738028 - 10/14/16 06:24 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

choking is scary, it's hella bad for you. you're literally cutting off one of the main sources of life (oxygen) to one of the most vital organs in your body

i remember in middle school everyone played "the choking game" an kids were dropping all the time


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"I hope JSB kicks your ass one day." - Vandago
"you are the biggest 'internet guy' I have ever come across"- Jokeshopbeard
"The more I see you post the more I realize you're just this fuckin tie dye loser who trolls the Shroomery 24/7." - Herbologist
"Sheekle you cannot vile the dice of bullshit you have posted on this forum over the years, I like databases" - thelastoneleft
"or maybe i just come from a blood line of superior intelligence" - trees

R.I.P Kelsy, ?/?/?? - 6/11/16


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