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Why Do Truck Stops have Rubber Machinese In the Bathroom?
#23725941 - 10/10/16 05:43 PM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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Are there really bitches selling pussy to truckers there? I was at the 'Loves' gas station at the Arizona/Cal border on I-10 the other day in Needles, CA--that's the asshole of the world, for you who are not familiar with the area--and they had rubber machinese. They were really cheap looking machinese, and like it was the rubbers were probably as thick as a goddamn vinyl raincoat, and didn't have any lube on 'em fo christs sake.
I wanted to buy a pack to see but, I didn't have change. So what am i suppose to do? Go up to the counter, "hey, could i have four quarters for the rubber machinese in the bathroom?
Well?
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Re: Why Do Truck Stops have Rubber Machinese In the Bathroom? [Re: starfire_xes] 14
#23725956 - 10/10/16 05:46 PM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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"Machinese"
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Re: Why Do Truck Stops have Rubber Machinese In the Bathroom? [Re: starfire_xes]
#23725962 - 10/10/16 05:47 PM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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You definitely could of asked for change for the rubbers . I've seen some fucked up trucked stops. And I've seen some really nice ones. Depends on where your at
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Re: Why Do Truck Stops have Rubber Machinese In the Bathroom? [Re: Easyriding123] 3
#23725985 - 10/10/16 05:54 PM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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They're for friends of the road bud
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Re: Why Do Truck Stops have Rubber Machinese In the Bathroom? [Re: starfire_xes]
#23725990 - 10/10/16 05:56 PM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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Yes, a significant amount of truckers have patroned prostitutes forever.
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Re: Why Do Truck Stops have Rubber Machinese In the Bathroom? [Re: starfire_xes]
#23726027 - 10/10/16 06:10 PM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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Hookers man
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Re: Why Do Truck Stops have Rubber Machinese In the Bathroom? [Re: Burke Dennings]
#23726120 - 10/10/16 06:38 PM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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Burke Dennings said: "Machinese"
So sue me, and see what it gets you.
BTW are all the commas in the right fucking place?
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Re: Why Do Truck Stops have Rubber Machinese In the Bathroom? [Re: starfire_xes]
#23726150 - 10/10/16 06:46 PM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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Sometimes I'll be driving home late at night and see a few truckers parked on an exit ramp with a car or suv parked near by. IMO, easy money for those ladies, no hustle and bustle of street corners and pimps and all that jazz.
OP, just because you buy a rubber in AZ doesn't mean you have to use it there. I bet there were rubbers bought from the machine you mention have been used all over the world by now!
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Re: Why Do Truck Stops have Rubber Machinese In the Bathroom? [Re: starfire_xes]
#23726173 - 10/10/16 06:50 PM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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Lot lizards a very real. Might not be fore everyone but its a way of life for some. #notallpepes
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Re: Why Do Truck Stops have Rubber Machinese In the Bathroom? [Re: chulutu]
#23726179 - 10/10/16 06:51 PM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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I refuse to use a truck stop rubber machine rubber. I'll use trojans if nothing else.
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Re: Why Do Truck Stops have Rubber Machinese In the Bathroom? [Re: starfire_xes]
#23726368 - 10/10/16 07:46 PM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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The trucking industry is full of sex and drugs at truck stops
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Re: Why Do Truck Stops have Rubber Machinese In the Bathroom? [Re: Seriously_trippin]
#23726396 - 10/10/16 07:56 PM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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Seriously_trippin said: The trucking industry is full of sex and drugs at truck stops
drugs? Really? I thought the CD license put the coon-toon on using amps?
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Re: Why Do Truck Stops have Rubber Machinese In the Bathroom? [Re: starfire_xes]
#23726408 - 10/10/16 07:59 PM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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starfire_xes said:
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Burke Dennings said: "Machinese"
So sue me, and see what it gets you.
4 quarters and a rubber?
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Re: Why Do Truck Stops have Rubber Machinese In the Bathroom? [Re: PatrickKn]
#23726414 - 10/10/16 08:02 PM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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PatrickKn said:
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starfire_xes said:
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Burke Dennings said: "Machinese"
So sue me, and see what it gets you.
4 quarters and a rubber?
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Re: Why Do Truck Stops have Rubber Machinese In the Bathroom? [Re: starfire_xes]
#23726420 - 10/10/16 08:04 PM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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I doubt there are many drugs if at all. Most truckers get random drug tests, at least if they're international drivers. My dad is a trucker and a few years ago, one guy he worked with smoked a joint on his 50th birthday and just happened to get tested when he went back to work and got canned for it.
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Re: Why Do Truck Stops have Rubber Machinese In the Bathroom? [Re: starfire_xes]
#23726482 - 10/10/16 08:18 PM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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starfire_xes said:
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Seriously_trippin said: The trucking industry is full of sex and drugs at truck stops
drugs? Really? I thought the CD license put the coon-toon on using amps?
I completely thought this too, I asked my buddy after 3 years on the road and he said not only is there drugs but there are every kind of drugs you can think of from h to amps to LSD . Apparently lots of sex happens their , he didn't mention is it was other males or female hookers and to top if off there's a lot of crime in some truck stops in America. Blew my mind. One of the reasons is truckers make really good money.
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Re: Why Do Truck Stops have Rubber Machinese In the Bathroom? [Re: Seriously_trippin] 1
#23726599 - 10/10/16 08:48 PM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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"One of the reasons is truckers make really good money."

You got it backwards son.
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Re: Why Do Truck Stops have Rubber Machinese In the Bathroom? [Re: Ahab McBathsalts]
#23726660 - 10/10/16 09:08 PM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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whats a "rubber machinese"?
Is that like a condom dispenser?
And yah, a lot of truckers have sex in their cabs with hookers, from what i heard. Gets lonely on the road!
Also, most bathrooms have glory holes.
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Re: Why Do Truck Stops have Rubber Machinese In the Bathroom? [Re: LogicaL Chaos]
#23726789 - 10/10/16 09:49 PM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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Doing a trip between Cali and New York can getcha about 20k a round trip depending. Basically my buddy only supported himself so he actually did have significant money for drugs and hookers
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Re: Why Do Truck Stops have Rubber Machinese In the Bathroom? [Re: Seriously_trippin]
#23726901 - 10/10/16 10:20 PM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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Long haul trucking will be automated out of existence in the next 15 years. I wouldn't bet the farm on that career.
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Re: Why Do Truck Stops have Rubber Machinese In the Bathroom? [Re: Ahab McBathsalts]
#23727015 - 10/10/16 10:48 PM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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When trucking becomes automated, im buying a helicopter. Yikes!
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Re: Why Do Truck Stops have Rubber Machinese In the Bathroom? [Re: LogicaL Chaos]
#23727093 - 10/10/16 11:20 PM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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I won't . Sounds miserable
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Re: Why Do Truck Stops have Rubber Machinese In the Bathroom? [Re: Ahab McBathsalts]
#23727095 - 10/10/16 11:20 PM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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Ahab McBathsalts said: Long haul trucking will be automated out of existence in the next 15 years. I wouldn't bet the farm on that career.
Sooner than that, I assure you. A train can pull 500 trucks worth of freight--at minimum--with one engineer. When they get automated, figure the train won't even take that. Seamless, much faster, huge loads with no human in the cab. There will be some control people, but there already are.
Take a nuclear ship. A nuclear powered aircraft carrier takes one person in the engine room. One on the bridge for navigation, but they run with several people in each position. Same with a jet fighter. you don't need a pilot. the only reason they have all these officers in the navy is tradition. Drones and automated ships, unmanned trains, and any truck work will be strictly local.
Its coming, so you better learn to be an engineer for the machine, the power, or the computer, if you want to have a job.
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Re: Why Do Truck Stops have Rubber Machinese In the Bathroom? [Re: starfire_xes]
#23727185 - 10/11/16 12:12 AM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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Re: Why Do Truck Stops have Rubber Machinese In the Bathroom? [Re: starfire_xes]
#23727194 - 10/11/16 12:15 AM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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starfire_xes said:
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Ahab McBathsalts said: Long haul trucking will be automated out of existence in the next 15 years. I wouldn't bet the farm on that career.
Sooner than that, I assure you. A train can pull 500 trucks worth of freight--at minimum--with one engineer. When they get automated, figure the train won't even take that. Seamless, much faster, huge loads with no human in the cab. There will be some control people, but there already are.
will the train also be taking each package to each business? will they be laying new tracks all over your city? I'm pretty sure they're still going to need trucks
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Take a nuclear ship. A nuclear powered aircraft carrier takes one person in the engine room. One on the bridge for navigation,
how many pallets of commercial goods are being transported to retailers an aircraft carriers?
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Re: Why Do Truck Stops have Rubber Machinese In the Bathroom? [Re: Prisoner#1]
#23727196 - 10/11/16 12:16 AM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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I'm pretty sure he said truck work would be local.
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Re: Why Do Truck Stops have Rubber Machinese In the Bathroom? [Re: abltsandwich]
#23727210 - 10/11/16 12:20 AM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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i can't believe op didn't know about lot lizards ha
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Re: Why Do Truck Stops have Rubber Machinese In the Bathroom? [Re: Prisoner#1]
#23727226 - 10/11/16 12:27 AM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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Prisoner#1 said:
how many pallets of commercial goods are being transported to retailers an aircraft carriers?
Not nearly enough. Let's drop some bombs on some fuckers.
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Re: Why Do Truck Stops have Rubber Machinese In the Bathroom? [Re: starfire_xes]
#23727251 - 10/11/16 12:45 AM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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Yep, there's many women there selling themselves. The truckers call the "lot lizards".
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Re: Why Do Truck Stops have Rubber Machinese In the Bathroom? [Re: ReposadoXochipilli]
#23727278 - 10/11/16 01:15 AM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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ReposadoXochipilli said: i can't believe op didn't know about lot lizards ha
Considering OP is all about laying down the pipe, this is quite a surprize!
"Lot Lizards" lol
Sounds like some new reality TV show 
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Re: Why Do Truck Stops have Rubber Machinese In the Bathroom? [Re: starfire_xes]
#23727357 - 10/11/16 03:33 AM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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You've seriously never heard of lot lizards? You're an admitted hooker aficionado. I know you're into Asians, but still.....
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#23727374 - 10/11/16 04:05 AM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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They're thicker so the gnarly assholes of truck stop sluts don't tear through the latex and give you herpes. Then again, knowing your history and need of purchasing sex, I'm rather surprised that you didn't already know that.
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